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CareerRe: Yusuf Sununu Asks CPN To Prosecute 'Unregistered' IT Professionals by NoChill: 7:35am On Apr 29, 2024
EleventhWeirdo:
So you are an ip0bdient 0bid0g? Why were you now forming intellectual when we all know that collective hate-induced and tribalistically nourished brainlessness is you guys' modus operandum? Park well or gedifok!
It's very obvious that you are not in the IT sector or any other productive sector at all. Because all REAL IT people know the full implications of these evil and myopic policy.
But you are obviously a govt agent and keyboard warrior without pay.

So arguing with you on this sensitive topic is baseless because you probably don't know shit about anything.
And after you have finished doing your masters work on this thread, you'll most probably go to the next thread that literally has nothing to do with politics and start spewing political ipob and agbado jargon.

While meaningful Nigerians who have crossed the threshold of useless tribal and nepotistic politics will continue praying for the nation while fools like you will be receiving 500 Naira sub from your slave masters to continue spewing trash online
PoliticsRe: Soil Test For Abia’s 35,000 FIFA-Approved Stadium Begins – Commissioner by NoChill: 7:31am On Mar 21, 2024
Depriest2020:
Waste of money.

Why can't Nigerian leaders ask for God's wisdom and a great mind of discernment to lead Nigerians to prosperity.

China didn't start with all this frivolities in the 50s - 60s when they were laying foundation for their economic growth. China started with building their small scale businesses, supporting them with grants until they grown into big industries. Today China has enough money to build any stadium of their dream, build any kind of structures they want, even loans out money to countries.

Why can't Oti do like China, use that billions for stadium, share it to small scale manufacturers inform of grant/interest free loans to support them to produce more, employ more workers/creating jobs.
This was exactly what the former Governor did tho, he invested heavily into human capacity development, smes, grants, manufacturing industry and training of professional personnel across different sectors.

It's a pity he was not able to do many gigantic projects like this, probably why people hate him. But he really did a good job in opening the economic gateway of the state.
Science/TechnologyRe: Northern Green Anaconda: World Biggest Snake Discovered In The Amazon Rainforest by NoChill: 5:38pm On Feb 20, 2024
blingxx:
Where is lala grin
Another old timer
FoodRe: Sachet Alcohol Ban: Manufacturers Fear 5.5 Million Job Loss by NoChill: 7:06am On Feb 20, 2024
LegendHero:
So sachet drink industry employ 5 million Nigerians directly and indirectly?

Why we come dey scream unemployment?

God is wonderful.
We dey scream because there are over 20 million more people without work. And if this yeye govt ban am, that's will now become 25 million unemployed people
RomanceRe: Do You Also Believe In Ghost Or Incarnates(akudaaya) {PICS} by NoChill: 6:20pm On Feb 19, 2024
Omo your man is most probably into one form of crime or the other reason why he's of grid.
. Or maybe he doesn't want to part of any of these modern day unsolicited Internet bullshit that can lead to insanity.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by NoChill: 9:43pm On Feb 07, 2024
kgr28:
Why would we hide our faceshuh? Like for realhuh You failed to beat us in 90 min like you claimed. Local boys nearly gave you heart attacks against "Immigrants" in europe.
Useless fowl, we were obviously robbed. It should have 2:0 you Toad.
And even after robbing us and trying to cheat your way, we still destroyed Bafana Banana at their own strongest strategy, turning it into dust. Ewu
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by NoChill: 9:22pm On Feb 07, 2024
Omakraid:
Who else noticed bubu's regime with the super eagles versus this man's regime with the super eagles... E be like say hin head favour them wella even as e no too favour d massses
If you really want to know, just take your time and Google who was sports minister during Buhari's tenure. Then check his portfolio on Wikipedia, you will be amazingly shocked at what you'll find out.
EducationDid Kano State University Develop Any Robot? by NoChill(op): 8:23am On Feb 03, 2024
A certain post was made on the education section of Nairaland by @Lanrelagboi. According to the post, he claimed that the Kano State University had developed a Robot for domestic use and was ready to mass produce it.

He made the post without any supporting Pictorial or Video evidence and since then the thread has been banned.
He also referred to Daily Trust.
So I am calling out the op @Lanrelagboi to come and explain himself because you cannot make such a huge claim without real evidence, if this is true then it is a good news, but we need to see pictures or videos of the said Robot.

PoliticsRe: Geometric Power Plant In Aba Set For Commissioning In February by NoChill:
StarRida:
Governor Otti the only performing Governor currently in the whole wide Nigeria......Eluuupe leads by example this is exactly what Nigeria and Nigerians lose may God never forsake us
.

Otti is just commissioning, get your facts right.

Building such magnificent project does not take just one year, Otti has not stayed up to a year
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Nutted In Your Partner’s Mouth During BJ? by NoChill: 1:05pm On Jan 28, 2024
Itohanmiwa:
grin grin No feeling sweet pass that one. As u grip her head tight and finish ur dick deep inside her mouth pour ur sperm deep down her throat as she gag and struggle for breathe. The slowly Pat her hair as u help her up and kiss her. Nor worry she go sing that dominance for your ear for weeks. May god have mercy on all men.
Untill you go kill person pikin, you go explain tire
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Nutted In Your Partner’s Mouth During BJ? by NoChill: 1:04pm On Jan 28, 2024
Demigod22:
She was the one that choose to do that. There was a day she was riding me and I didn't cum fast, so she stopped, remove the condom and start with Mouth Gig for me to cum, that was how she got the oil in her mouth.
Okay, but just let her know this for future sake.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Nutted In Your Partner’s Mouth During BJ? by NoChill: 2:17am On Jan 28, 2024
Demigod22:
The girl doesn't like it, I didn't know that she doesn't like it, and that was my first time with her. She was angry that why didn't I tell her that I was Cumming?

After Mouth Gig spree with her, she learned to accept it in her mouth. She only complain of condoms oil in her mouth.
Try to rinse your dik sharp sharp before you chook am for her mouth. That condom shitt no dey healthy. Na human way she be.
Forum GamesRe: Who Is The Real Mother Of The Child: Can You Guess Under 5 Seconds ? A Thread by NoChill: 12:50pm On Jan 10, 2024
walosky:
The mother is 1. and she' relaxed in her house while listening to the other woman. The child knows the other woman was a stranger and was trying to get her attention with his toy 😂
Yeah in her house with heels
RomanceRe: I Am Confused In Choosing A Wife Partner by NoChill: 3:07pm On Jan 03, 2024
GudPpleG8Nation:
Why would you judge someone from distance? How are you sure the virgin lady isn't pretending?

Personal experience: I thought my gf(wife now) wasn't beautiful because we just talked on the phone for years without seeing each other. I don't even know she's a very beautiful lady(her pictures wasn't helping matters) because she wasn't a fashion type due to different businesses she was doing until I invited her and I saw a very beautiful lady, good character, hardworking and God-fearing.

So, I will advise invite the other lady in school and when she comes around pretend you are a bit broke, give her little money to cook, take her to your shop and see things for yourself.
What about the cheating girlfriend that you trained in uni,? Is she the one you are married to?
CrimeRe: Kidnappers And Assassins Attack Former Abia Commissioner In Kogi. by NoChill(op): 2:49pm On Jan 03, 2024
Johnjustice:
Do you know if they had another mission...army move by instructions.
Yeah, I'm really really sure they had more urgent missions to attend to that are more important than chasing after kidnappers who carted away with hostages and belongings.
CultureRe: What Were The Major European Groups And Their Interests In The Nigerian Region by NoChill: 12:04pm On Jan 02, 2024
Drop your WhatsApp number or email
@Kingbeewillsee
CrimeRe: Kidnappers And Assassins Attack Former Abia Commissioner In Kogi. by NoChill(op): 6:26am On Jan 02, 2024
Johnjustice:
Instead of you to thank the army personnel, you dey call am gymnastics.

The kidnappers know when they sight military they wil run into the bush, thats why they attack around terrains they can easily escape into.
But why didn't the Army chase after the kidnappers as they fled into the Bush?, why, is there anything preventing them?
CrimeKidnappers And Assassins Attack Former Abia Commissioner In Kogi. by NoChill(op): 11:18am On Jan 01, 2024
TESTIMONY TIME.

WHAT A YEAR !!!!!

On the 28th Day of December, the devil ostensibly played his last card for 2023 .

In the morning, I had to change my mind and decided to drive back home to Isuochi my Village in Abia State contrary to my initial plans of staying away throughout this Christmas.

Spirituallly, I could sense that something was wrong but I was determined to travel because of lots of outstanding issues despite seeing all the initial signs that God normally give me each time I was about to confront imminent danger.

I reached Ajaokuta in Kogi State around 2:30 pm and arrived at the spot with multiple bumps and Filling Stations where they normally sell roasted plaintains etc etc.

I observed that Cars were parked in a rowdy manner all around and passengers all disembarked.

Immeediately, I slowed down and brought down my side glasses to ask questions from a young man who hurriedly pointed to the front and told me to reverse and disembark from my Car - that Kidnappers were ahead.

Then, I quickly reversed and came down from the Vehicle and to my shock, in broad daylight, I could see gun welding young men some meters ahead, up the hill, gestapo style, searching vehicles and dragging people down.

I didn't know Kidnappers could be that bold and audacious , operating without cover in the full view of the " helpless" crowd few meters away !!!!

Unchallenged, before our eyes, all the vehicles in front which they successfully stopped were ransacked and the occupants marched into the adjoining bush while the terrorists sporadically shot into the air.

Still dazed and somewhat confused, we kept hearing gunshots from the distance and by now tens of Cars were parked on both sides of the Road not knowing whether to proceed or wait.

Luckily, about 30 minutes later, three Truckloads of Army guys travelling along same route arrived and after few minutes of calls decided to comb the area.

We waited as they shot into the air and generally did some gymnastics before we followed them behind and drove past the area.

By the time I arrived Enugu through the very bad Otukpa- Obollo Afor stretch, it was already past 8pm.

On Entering the Abakpa Bypass, there was so much traffic jam but I kept meandering.

Then it happened.

As I was about to turn left and enter the Enugu- Onitsha Expressway, from nowhere in particular, a Bus driving " one way " was headed straight towards my vehicle.

In a split of few minutes, after dodging the best I could, the Bus rammed into my Car head on and crashed into the right front side, shattering the fender , panel and other fixtures.

Unable to process what would be the reason for this madness, I intuitively engaged the gear and on discovering that the Car could still move, I immediately sped away before the occupants of the Bus could come down. I drove through New Haven and stopped by a Chemist to pick some drugs and assess the damage.

I was told by a young man there that such unexplainable accidents is the new format Kidnappers use to stop unsuspecting victims. He thanked God that I sped away before those guys could get to me.

Afterwards, I continued my journey and went through the horror of driving from Enugu to Isuochi in that lonely Kidnappers terrain and arrived around 9:30 pm.

Thus in just one trip, the devil made two desperate attempts to end 2023 in a sorrowful way for me and those who genuinely care about me but JEHOVAH JIREH thwarted it all.

2023 is one of the Transition Years in my political Calendar.

Usually, at the end of every Four years, I encounter what normally looks both nteresting and instructive ; a sort of litmus test experience.

Depending on weather I win or loose an election, individuals, relatives and friends either move in or out of my life at such transitions and that's what God has used to filter out my my circle.

So, this 2023 is remarkable.

Unfortunately, my Party lost the Gubernatorial Elections and I lost my job and elevated Office.

Expectedly, I have had to witness strange behaviors both good and bad but happily, I'm now used to the pattern.

I'm glad that I am alive and by God's grace and mercy will be privileged to enter 2024, a year that promises to be bright , beautiful, bountiful and blessed in all ramifications !

Yet, again, JEHOVAH NISSI delivered me from death and destruction to His glory and to the disappointment of my enemies both manifest and disguised.

Praise God with me. 🙏

JEHOVAH ELOHIM HAS DONE ME WELL ✔️

TravelRe: Drone Picture Of Aba-owerri Road Showing How Neat Aba Has Become Recently by NoChill: 9:48am On Nov 30, 2023
Kepukepu:
Not quite true.
. Prove with facts, because all Otti has done is to mount JB sign post and massive billboards
TravelRe: Drone Picture Of Aba-owerri Road Showing How Neat Aba Has Become Recently by NoChill: 8:44pm On Nov 29, 2023
Kepukepu:
Alex otti is yet to impress me by the way. There's nothing he's doing now that is exceptional yet, however I will make my verdict after 2 years of his administration.
However, we cannot deny that Aba has become a lot neater under his administration.
Any roads you see now in Aba and Umuahia were built by Ikpeazu administration.
Otti is just commissioning what his predecessor built.
RomanceRe: The Wasted Sperms Called Gen Z by NoChill: 10:53pm On Nov 21, 2023
SultanOfPuna:
I personally think TikTok should be banned


You must be very very delusional

Which salvationhuh

Is it salvation by LGTBGK, gay agenda which you gen z are proudly promoting. I.e bobrisky, James brown.

Is it salvation that gen z baddie will be twerking naked on social media for likes.

Is it Salvation by acting a fool on TikTok dancing and disgracing yourself for strangers to give you gift. Classified Begger

Boy shut the fvck up!!!.
Which salvation??

Your generation wouldnt be here if not for the sacrifices the old generation went thru.
Given the fact that life was more difficult back then compared to now where technology has made life very soft for you.

Life is more than twitter, TikTok and all technology combined.
There is more to life and I thank God I wasn't born in such an era where online is more real than real life.
Fake life up and down just to impress strangers on the internet. I pity una

Na to dey press phone like olodo every 3 seconds.
i think you should pity yourself more because of how jobless you and your lots are.

and point of correction, That Gay shit is being promoted and sponsored by your millennial scumbag Gay ass show promoters.

Those bloody gay bloodsuckers who entice talented and promising GenZs into record labels and show business with money and molest them and turn them Gay with the aim of influencing other GenZs,.

We the Woke GenZs are coming for them.

Na just small social construct.


And how can you say that life then was harder when the following were occurring
1. Naira was stronger than dollar.
2. traveling over seas for literally anything was very easier.
3. free education
4. they enjoyed the golden age of all Nigerian state and federal universities
5. white men taught them. now look how wicked or lecturers are
6. Oil money choke
7. Getting job was easier, just go the least school
8. They had more "moral and religions' values yet see corruption, nepotism, tribalism
etc.

Sadly Genz do not have the luxury of any of the above, is it our fault, no,
should we follow Millennials bandwagon and start jumping from one interview for minimum wage to the other or follow the "Brave" ones to cross desert into Libya?

The same way 2go trended for millenials is how Tik Tok is for Genz, soon you'll begin to feel the impact of GenZs who have found other means of earning in $$$.
RomanceRe: The Wasted Sperms Called Gen Z by NoChill: 9:39pm On Nov 21, 2023
TheFreshVanilla:
Oh, I see where the conversation is heading. Sooner or later , you'll start talking about mental health, no one can judge you, and cool to either be gay or lesbian.
Remember, the people spear heading this gay and lesbian movement in Nigeria are core millennials, Bobrisky, Bisi Alimi, James brown etc.
RomanceRe: The Wasted Sperms Called Gen Z by NoChill: 9:37pm On Nov 21, 2023
TheFreshVanilla:
Mention how this generation proved them wrong? By doing skit on platforms owned by Americans, right? Or Tap, tap, my fans.
The money they make per month can cover millennials' 9-5 yearly salary
RomanceRe: The Wasted Sperms Called Gen Z by NoChill: 9:29pm On Nov 21, 2023
SultanOfPuna:
These Gen Z kids can be so useless shocked shocked

How can somebody wake up in the morning

You lie down on bed pressing phone from 9 am till around 2 in the afternoon.
Watching TikTok instead of learning a skill

And the idiot had the nerve to beg me for data
Just look at the leaders of tomorrow grin grin

NIGERIA is doomed!!!

I thank God I didn't have social media during my youth.
That shit is a perfect life wasting tool to keep idiots spending data and watching meaningless skits.

Instead of learning a skill and perfecting your craft. ..later these ones will start crying depression
I was about to debate with you on this matter until I observed your username, and with that I can tell that you think with your dik and not your brain.

I also believe you to be a roaring pedophile,.
Now to your baseless, aimless and incompetent assumption of a fact that is not only false, but stems from a shallow well of blatant ignorance.

Just be there and be chatting with Gen z teenage girls.
I am very sure that you must be hopeless, jobless, frustrated millennial whom age is catching up with.

All Gen z are learning modern day digital skills, from tech to media, and entertainment.

Even the ones doing yahoo, (tho I don't support).

You think say Genz dey like millennials way dey run up and down with useless certificates dey find government or ministry work ewu!

We dey woke, we know the problem of Nigeria, what the white man did to us, we know the lies behind religion, we value legends like Fela, Gaddafi, Shankara and other great African men who were trying to preach to our parents generations but they were too blinded by foolishness.

They transferred the same foolishness to millennials and turned them to zombie.

We thank God that by the time Gen z started growing social media came into play, and with that and the Woke consciousness, Genz know the truth.

And guess what, most of us especially the older Genz have started believing in Africa and Nigeria.

Continue chasing after small Genz girls on tiktok and they will continue demanding data from you useless idiot.
RomanceRe: The Wasted Sperms Called Gen Z by NoChill: 9:13pm On Nov 21, 2023
LikeAking:
Some body from the old school era in Nigeria, built a university were kids are not allowed to explore the real world…

This will show you the level of intelligence of the older generation.. They are only good at making nonsense and detrimental policies and nothing else..

Is that how Harvard university is ran?

Same generation will claim they know, same generation will try to condem the younger generation and correct them with senseless rules, standards and conditioning..

Same generation that destroyed Nigeria still has the impetus to condem Nigerian youth?

I don’t blame them..


They are fooling you all with moral standards..


Let them mention one thing the Engineers of their generation created for Nigeria..


Na gen z suppose to show their elders how to do things..

They are the most perfect generation in Nigeria..
You are wise. I realized the same thing earlier this year, how foolish the past generations are, and the only thing they know how to do is to go to church and eat government money.

Even though it's not their fault because they were entirely brainwashed by the white, but it still doesn't give them any audacity to talk trash of Genz.
Gen z are the only salvation of Nigeria and Africa.
Car TalkRe: Demystifying CNG in Automobiles by NoChill: 11:40am On Oct 28, 2023
GAZZUZZ:
Having satisfied all requirements, let the conversion begin.


Starting from front to back, First create enough space in the engine bay By removing the bonnet, intake manifold and any accessories that follow.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf8QL07P4M8?feature=shared
What about Bio Gas, and how can it be integrated into this mechanism


PoliticsRe: Otti Flags Off Seaport Project And Abia Industrial And Innovation Park by NoChill: 7:39am On Oct 04, 2023
RuddyFusion:
How about the economic city started by Gov Ikpeazu?
I was just waiting for someone to ask this.

What happened to continuity?

Every governor with his own personal ideas, soon now if he leaves office, the next governor will come with his own ideas and abandon this

That's why Nigeria has refused to progress because of lack of continuity. Make we dey whine ourselves
RomanceRe: Alleged Infidelity by NoChill: 2:41am On Oct 02, 2023
Moniya4Real:
Thanks so much for the invaluable responses guys. I appreciate you all. Unfortunately, those allegations have come out to be true plus more truthful revelations. We are both separated now anyways. Like I said, she was into movie production hence, made it easy for her to commit those immoral acts. Found out she was shagging one Yoruba actor. Confirmed.
Well, I thank God I didn’t find out prior to her departure; would have killed someone’s daughter
This is very sad, may God heal your wound. How were you able to find out, did she confess?
CrimeRe: My Experience With The Nigeria Police Force Today. by NoChill: 9:59am On Sep 27, 2023
epondudu:
Op....this matter is simple every Nigerian will have to go for a proper orientation on how to address the police with respect. It is part of the NPF policy, they trained their men to respect the citizens but the way we behave toward them is very terrible.
Then what is the Nigerian police doing about Citizens Orientation programmes,? or let me guess, they don't have any.

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