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Politics › Re: Twenty Young Nigerians Who Helped General Buhari Become President Buhari In 2015 by Nofuckgiven: 2:34pm On Feb 01, 2017

Afonjas and cowardice are like 5&6,just so their tribesman can be a vice president,they sold their power to vote!! undecided

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TV/Movies › Re: Watch As Miyonse Finally Got Down With Tboss On Big Brother Naija (video) by Nofuckgiven: 8:36am On Feb 01, 2017

That warri babe(can't remember her name) that won Big Brother Africa two years ago who married a white man never went nude or did all this trash!! But yet she won the cash!! Goes to show some people are inherently indecent and plain stupid!! undecided

Family › Re: New Study On How To Avoid Adultery In Your Marriage by Nofuckgiven: 7:27am On Feb 01, 2017

OP,the only way one can not cheat Is if they don't want to cheat! Simple and short.
Only morally-upright(for atheists who don't believe in God)/God fearing people would have enough wisdom and self control not to cheat on their partners.
So you just wasted time typing all that!

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Celebrities › Re: Professor Adetoye Apologises To 2face 2baba Idibia by Nofuckgiven: 7:22am On Feb 01, 2017

Professor of stupidity and zombiism. undecided

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Webmasters › Re: Facebook Owner Mark Zuckerberg Reacts To President Trump Policy. by Nofuckgiven: 7:19am On Feb 01, 2017

victorazy:
Is he richer than the Trump?

Actually,he is.

Webmasters › Re: Facebook Owner Mark Zuckerberg Reacts To President Trump Policy. by Nofuckgiven: 7:18am On Feb 01, 2017

He banned ILLEGAL immigrants! Emphasis on ILLEGAL. Muslim supporters should just go to their countries and stop causing unnecessary trouble. Zuckerberg seems like an Islam sympathizer undecided

Foreign Affairs › Re: Barack Obama Hits Out At Donald Trump,warns 'american Values' Are At Stake by Nofuckgiven: 4:47pm On Jan 31, 2017

Adekamkpe23:
Shut up you're bia_fraud, just admit it.

Here help yourself before you die of frustration.

Crime › Re: Lagos Beggar Pretends He Is Dying After He Was Caught Lying (Photos/Video) by Nofuckgiven: 4:46pm On Jan 31, 2017

Better than stealing undecided

Last time I checked begging was not a crime! lipsrsealed

Foreign Affairs › Re: Barack Obama Hits Out At Donald Trump,warns 'american Values' Are At Stake by Nofuckgiven: 4:42pm On Jan 31, 2017

Adekamkpe23:
Sane people don't support madmen. Check your sanity bro

Shut the mess up you tribalistic bigot! Must you drag Biafra into everything?? He will soon call me a Biafra even though I am Tiv!! Olodo undecided

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent by Nofuckgiven: 12:41pm On Jan 31, 2017

topsongirl:
Pls has anyone had a phone interview with iflix? pls tell me what to expect.

Please how did you apply and for what position?

TV/Movies › Re: Gifty Dated Flavour, Now Dating K24 After Leaving Her Marriage After 5 Months by Nofuckgiven: 11:40am On Jan 31, 2017

truthsayer007:
YES.

You need to be in touch with reality. At 20 & 23, she is young, wild & wants to be free.

It is the man you should blame for marrying her, if when the reason for marriage initially wasn't love but for movie roles.

Was she forced to get married?? If the Lady you loved did same to you,hope you won't be angry??

Jokes Etc › Re: My Book Of Punography(pun Yo Mind)! by Nofuckgiven(op): 4:00am On Jan 31, 2017

16. Saw two construction workers sitting together and laughing,guess what they are building?
Friendship

17. Man: You are the most average girl here!
Girl: Wow! You are mean!
Man: No you are. tongue

18. There is a fine line between a denominator and numerator. Only a fraction of people would find this funny grin

19. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing,they just waved kiss

20. Sent you ten puns to make you laugh but none in-ten-did!
( only a genius would get the last joke) cool

More coming up.........

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Jokes Etc › Re: My Book Of Punography(pun Yo Mind)! by Nofuckgiven(op): 3:43am On Jan 31, 2017

9. Why did the veterinarian go out into the rain?
It was raining cats and dogs.

10. You: Who made the round table?
Me: Sir Cumference. grin

11. Which snake is exactly 3.14cm long?
π thon tongue

13. Did you know what happened to the chef?
He pasta way grin

14. Who wants to hear a sodium joke? Na
What of a sodium bromide joke? NaBro cool

15. I hate when people ask me what I would be doing 3 years from now,I mean I don't have vision 2020. tongue

More to come, stay tuned wink

Education › Re: Imeime Umana Emerges 1st Black Woman To Serve As President Of Harvard Law Review by Nofuckgiven: 3:17am On Jan 31, 2017

Bekimbo:
lolzz future impossible ~~terms~~tense

Romance › Re: I Love My Girlfriend But Another Lady Is Four Months Pregnant With My Baby by Nofuckgiven: 3:15am On Jan 31, 2017

My own is that will you accept her if it were the other way round?? We all know the answer!! I hate hypocrites! angry

OP,go and marry the girl you got pregnant and stop displaying your stupidity here!! undecided

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Jokes Etc › My Book Of Punography(pun Yo Mind)! by Nofuckgiven(op): 8:52pm On Jan 30, 2017

Creative puns by my humble self, pun lovers can also add( no plagiarism). I can smell it from a mile lol grin

Let the fun begin peeps cool

1. Joe was stuck in traffic and his friend passed by saw him and said," seems your are in joepaddy." grin

2. Key stole from a bank and was arrested the next day. Policeman told him,"you really should have stayed LOW,KEY!" grin

3. If towels ever told jokes,they would have a dry sense of humor wink

4. What brand of wine.do you take when walking?
Johnny Walker.

5.I used to be indecisive but now I am no longer sure.

6. What did the blanket say before it hit the ground? Oh sheet!! cool

7. I didnt fall for you,I was fuc.king tripping! cool

8. It was an emotional wedding,the cake was in tiers! embarassed

Feel free to add yours,more coming up grin

Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Simi Covers Vibe Magazine by Nofuckgiven: 8:39pm On Jan 30, 2017

superflystan:
Simi is the kind of girl dat make expensive stuff look cheap...lmao...that shade was epic.

Caught my attention too........

I meant the shade! cool

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Vacancy For The Role Of Social Media Manager by Nofuckgiven: 6:52pm On Jan 30, 2017

maficool:
Job vacancy available for the role of ‘Social Media Manager’.

Job Tittle: Social Media Manager
Job Description:
• Development of brand awareness and online reputation.
• SEO (search engine optimization) and generation of inbound traffic.
• Content management.
• Cultivation of leads and sales.
• Relating with clients by phone and email.

Requirements:
• Must be a University graduate.
• Good ‘social media marketing’ experience.
• Customer service experience.
• Must be articulate & fluent in English language.
• Must be a female.

Please note: Vacancy is open to ONLY people living around these axis: Egbeda/Akowanjo, Iyana-ipaja, Ipaja.

Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: info@relocate.com.ng.

Kindly put the 'job tittle' as the subject of the email. Thank you.

Can someone at Agege apply??

Sports › Re: Lauritta Onye: "My Man Must Be Tall, Romantic, Caring, Dark, Cute, Have Swagger" by Nofuckgiven: 6:26pm On Jan 30, 2017

TuCloz:
And you are a BIG fool for mentioning my mother and sisters even when you know nothing about me or my family. Come on, you only speak about things you know

You are a foolish fool for generalizing in the first place. Educated illiterate.

Romance › Re: Harsh But Bitter Truth For The Men! by Nofuckgiven(op): 8:17am On Jan 24, 2017

lefulefu:
Whether its the husband or the wife, cheating is not justified.Bros STDs full town abeg.

Hmmmm! Tell your fellow men not I undecided

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Rat Is Tied Up And Publicly Shamed For 'stealing Rice' In China by Nofuckgiven: 7:44am On Jan 24, 2017

Is this the joke section or am I lost?? undecided

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Romance › Re: Harsh But Bitter Truth For The Men! by Nofuckgiven(op): 7:42am On Jan 24, 2017

DozieInc:
Oya receive it.

Lol

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Romance › Re: Harsh But Bitter Truth For The Men! by Nofuckgiven(op): 7:35am On Jan 24, 2017

DozieInc:
@Nofuckgiven... This OP

And if I don't?? undecided

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Romance › Re: Harsh But Bitter Truth For The Men! by Nofuckgiven(op): 7:34am On Jan 24, 2017

PaulCI:
OP , i was about to tell you something before i checked again and saw it was copy and paste.

Whatever you say won't change anything! Stop the double standards. No one has monopoly of cheating! undecided

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Romance › Re: Harsh But Bitter Truth For The Men! by Nofuckgiven(op): 7:33am On Jan 24, 2017

lefulefu:
cheating is enuf to contact all manner of stds.a cheating wife could be reservoir of hiv aids,syphilis,genital herpes,genital warts,gono,staph etc

And a cheating husband is what? Stop being a hypocrite.

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Jokes Etc › Re: But Girls Why?? by Nofuckgiven(op): 7:32am On Jan 24, 2017

EVILFOREST:
BEGGING is part of our lady's constituency project.
It runs in them, even when they have enough.

It was a joke! Don't take it too serious,even though some might do that but not all!!
You should not have quoted me with generalization! I am not a misogynist like you. I have mother and sisters and they are not beggars. Maybe yours are. undecided

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Romance › Re: Harsh But Bitter Truth For The Men! by Nofuckgiven(op): 12:30am On Jan 24, 2017

uchebest2006:
Rubbish....how can a woman open her month, nd be proud that she cheated.If you can cheat on ya hubby,u can kill him.Thats why we men hate ladies that cheat.
Ladies that cheat can kill.
Ladies that cheat can fraud a guy.
Ladies that cheat can't be trusted.
Always be Faithful to ya partner!!
Thats what will keep ur marriage.Thanks!!

Abeg no come kill yaself here oh! If you are pained just go and die not on my thread! tongue

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Romance › Re: Harsh But Bitter Truth For The Men! by Nofuckgiven(op): 12:28am On Jan 24, 2017

Stupedinluv:
The op is such a pin in the ass

To think of it, its true for 90% women.

Sit back and enjoy lol grin

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Romance › Re: Harsh But Bitter Truth For The Men! by Nofuckgiven(op): 11:19pm On Jan 23, 2017

babz007:
hmmm this is ridiculous op can you allow ur husband cheat on you? if no, then u r stupid

Fool! I am a guy! Deal with it!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Harsh But Bitter Truth For The Men! by Nofuckgiven(op): 11:07pm On Jan 23, 2017

And the painment has already begun lol grin

Hypocrites everywhere!! undecided

Now you know how women feel when they are cheated on!! cool

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Crime › Re: Police Officers Beat Journalist And His Driver Despite Having Complete Papers by Nofuckgiven: 10:49pm On Jan 23, 2017

creamylicious:
tanks sir

Don't mention cool

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Crime › Re: Police Officers Beat Journalist And His Driver Despite Having Complete Papers by Nofuckgiven: 10:47pm On Jan 23, 2017

creamylicious:
who is a ladyf here oooo

Search for her in the search bar on this site!

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