₦airaland Forum

hahn:
Tell your family members that you want to start a business instead of looking for a job and see how they will all burst into laughter.

You will know if it is funny or not

Depends on the mindset. I know mine won't laugh! What's funny in something that serious?

hahn:
Create one

Not funny but best way

OK seen.

He shunned or he was not invited? OP,change that title fast!

21. Me: Are those mountains looking funny?
Friend: Yes,they are hill areas (duh as in hilarious)

22. Whenever I get nak.ed in the bathroom,the shower gets turned on!


23. Anytime I see someone rushing, I always wonder if they have Russian roots

24. Where are mathematicians buried?
A symmetry


25. Do Hungarians ever get satisfied after eating?
Hmmm,donno


26. Receptionist: Doctor,there is a man here to see you,he says he is invisible.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

Stay tuned.....

This girl is not an Afonja. I refuse to believe it. Okay her mother is IPOB. Now we understand

jollymizzle:
Your mufu pass be careful, indomie generation mofo. Oya Google chief gani fawehinmi, Frederick faseun, baba fela, funmilayo Ransome Kuti, wole Soyinka, and those of recent time which you should know like seun Kuti. Your people are learners when it comes to standing up for what is right. Are you not the same people who marched for abacha ? Next time no dey post rubbish for hia again

Go and die like others!

Proffdada:
are you a stammerer? Why quote twice? Oh OK, you're too dumb to use the internet

Get lost and die. E pain am oh!!

0b10010011:
Blood of Wizkid!


Your re dull Bro!

Stfu,President Buhari

wristbangle:
Honestly bro, U are a big fool.

Okay,I agree but your are a bigger fool,swine

jagorinho:
when my ancestors were building empires, your ancestors were in the bush unclad waiting for the next bush meat to kill and eat raw.

Is that all? Let me help you since you don't know how to relieve your pain.

Proffdada:
Did someone leave the latrine pit open or it's your mouth oozing with odor. Where was Charley boy when Sahara reporters were being persecuted for disclosing sensitive info? You can't even identify between foolhardy and wisdom ; cowardice is when you completely back down. But only fools rush into where angels dread to tread

Sorry,why are you so frustrated? Please just go kiss a snake

Proffdada:
Did someone leave the latrine pit open or it's your mouth oozing with odor. Where was Charley boy when Sahara reporters were being persecuted for disclosing sensitive info? You can't even identify between foolhardy and wisdom ; cowardice is when you completely back down. But only fools rush into where angels dread to tread

Sorry,why are youbso frustrated? Please just go kiss a snake

jagorinho:
Dont start what you cant finish, was Gani fawehinmi a coward?was fela a coward? how many of your governors are outspoken against the federal government like fayose? and now let us go to the past,after reading about the oyo empire,there is no sane yoruba that will not be proud of his heritage.They fought many wars,a well organised government structure and above all a rich culture.Mr man bravery is not showing muscles at the slightest opportunity but using tactics,wits and strength to overcome your enemy.

Oga if you are pained,its not my fault. Take it up with your ancestors!

Afonjas won't like this news! He is not a Nigerian,I repeat he is a BIAFRAN! Kiss my black ass if you are pained

Only the Igbos can be brave,if Charley Boy no show this Sowere guy for just stay for house oh!!
Afonjas and cowardice are like 5&6

#Copied
God's Word Today.


A lot of men say they want a God fearing lady, then they meet one and leave her because she won't yield to fornication or let me address it as what it is, sex before marriage.

Reconcile it yourself please and tell me how you expect a God fearing lady to disobey God just because you proposed marriage to her.

Let me shock you now Bros, even few seconds to your wedding to her, if she's God fearing she's will still stand her ground and insist you wait till after marriage.

It's okay if you tell me you need a decent girl, a lady who carries herself properly but don't tell me you're seeking for a God fearing lady and then you pressure her to choose between you and God - you are no match in that contest you're trying to set off dear.

To you my sister, the man who loves you is not necessarily the one who won't ask for sex before marriage. The one who loves you is the one who will encourage your decision to obey God and wait till he makes you his wife.
We know such men are rare, reason we can only pray and ask God to direct us and lead our man to us.

I have watched the movie "I'm In Love With A Church Girl" gazillion times and two things I learnt are:
1)the power of love
2)the beauty of obeying God

He loved her and it was real. His love for her made him desire to know the God she is so faithfully serving.

If she wasn't living the life she professed, he wouldn't have taken her serious nor would he give God a chance in his life. He ended up on the pulpit as a minister, isn't God awesome?

When it comes to you and God, do not let anything make you compromise.

Romans 8:35, 37 when my pastor referenced this scripture in church this morning, I just knew it was for me and you. Reasons for compromise will come but just know they are not worth it.

We have not been able to win those friends of ours to Christ because they see us bending to situations instead of having situations bend to our Godly lifestyle.

If you're standing for God, by all means, Stand! Stand not just in words but also in deeds, and God who rewards all who diligently seek him will reward you.

..... with Jesus love,
firstladyibiene

nku5:
Many would disagree with you

Too bad. Truth is bitter.

ednut1:
wasnt Jesus meant to die to me he didnt betray him

The problem here is the person betraying. It would have been better if it were a known enemy. That is the point I am trying to pass across.

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ednut1:
meaning he did a bad tin. bt did he

Betrayal alone is bad. Doesn't matter who was betrayed. He broke his friend's(Jesus) trust.
It was nobody's fault he killed himself.

nku5:
Omojuwa isnt yoruba o. Na Edo boy wey dey claim Lagosian

Edo na Yoruba's kinsmen. No difference.

IPOB 5- 0 AFONJA

Catholics do not force anyone to do anything. You can pay tithe or not,sow seeds or not,that is how Churches are meant to be. That is why it is the one and true church of Christ!
#proudcatholic

Thank God I am a Catholic!

ednut1:
hmmm, horrible deaths, But dis Judas matter tire me, Jesus came to die for our sins, So did Judas do anythin wrong, i no understand

Nobody killed him,he committed suicide out of guilt! Is that so hard to understand?

SORRY, A MINUTE PLEASE!

If you've recently been dumped or have a feeling that u will be dumped ,am here as a backup val. No need to throw those gifts away. Please don't throw anything away in anger. I repeat, do not throw it away. Take that bold step, wipe your tears and bring that gift. For those people that like buying underwear and flower please keep scrolling. Ok bye grin grin grin

My best fruit

TuCloz:
I don't have time for a lame lunatic who dives at every slight opportunity to bark like a hungry mad dog, expecting a piece of bone to fall from the sky for it to use to wedge its miserable life. Get off me, you frustrated being!!!

And yet you still quoted me. Guess you are more frustrated than I am,fool

Yay!! See crowd viewing this topic! Na wa oh!!

Apart from joke,Georgina is divorced! And so?? Big deal!!

Unenlightened illiterates everywhere,don't they know people can now buy dicks and pussies?? Its called modern technology!!