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FERNANDEZISBACK:
You sure can watch some hard p*orn..
Think about something that's sexually arousing to you..

I have and it’s not working.

Problem is I masturbated throughout last week and now my babe is coming around 3oclock. But my deek has not been erect the whole day

How can I make my deek hard in the next 2hrs? Shey if I eat banana it will be ok ba?

Bros…pls come to my rescue

dairykidd:
Chai.. they do. It's legal

Lol…omo na the way tomorrow. Thanks man, you’re a bro

dannyrhymes600:
Mix 7 spoons of dried fowl shit in cold water, add a sufficient amount of dettol, damatol, insecticide, mango leave, idrolic, petrol, Vaseline, spoilt soya milk, forgotten tomatoes, schnapp, Sabina and burukutu. You will last longer than a stallion on the race tracks

Very funny, I forgot to laugh

dairykidd:
Loool lazy guy.. u dey shayo? If yes hustle original Alomo and 1 fresh lime turn a glass and cut lime in two, squeeze and drop the skin inside the glass. Down it all. 1 small bottle of Alomo not origin or action bitters oooh. Alomo

Still watch ur diet too

Do you know if pharmacy sell viagra?

dairykidd:
Maybe u worry too mych. Happens to the best of us once in a while...Do some workout now like 10 minutes and eat light with plenty water no junk. Then get up early 2mrw morning do 15 - 20 mins workout while drinking lots of water to flush the system. Eat healthy. Avoid fatty foods, sugars and drugs/ enhancers.. Report here 2mrw evening

NOTE: workout no be say u do 1 min and rest for 3 mins oo. U will be decieving urself. Ur rest b/w sessions shouldn't be more than 15 seconds. Do push ups, sit-ups,crunches, indoor/ stationary running. Get enough rest before she comes.

Thanks, but I am running a tight schedule. Na tomorrow I dey bang her…I need instant solution but I promise to follow up subsequently with the advise you gave above bro

Abeg guys epp me. I know you all think I’m joking but I am fvcken serious.

I need help urgently. What readily available drug can I get from the pharmacy to boost my erection pls? I don’t have ED but my d*ck ability is currently not at is optimal state. I have not had any rock hard erection throughout today and I have one confam babe to bang tomorrow. Last time I bang her, my d*ck was not as hard as expected and I blamed it on malaria drug I was taking…but now I no get excuse.

Come to my rescue guys. Tomorrow all night is the D-Day.

Isusugbaghada:
So you b ajebo

Just taking caution bro

Conner44:
you self challenge them. stand up and start hitting your own frying pan and pot together too. show the spirit that your own juju pass their own. their own na for outside while your own na inside. dem go run go the next street affer that night.

I’m serious. I want to know what the meaning is.

Hi guys, I will go straight to the point.

Everyday around 2am and 3am, I hear someone hitting a metallic pan outside my compound. Is it diabolical? I am in Delta state

odumchi, bigfrancis21, Fulaman198, mynd44, lalasticlala

cocococo:
https://twitter.com/nnpcgroup/status/1330920079844921344?s=21

Tweet of NNPC welcoming new GTs. You can keep the heat on by commenting about the EH.

Tweeted.

Pls let all hands be on deck on this

Kilowaggz:
you sound bitter, you sound upset, you sound angry....are you okay?..are you well?..is everything okay at home?..do you need a happy hug?....please take things easy, nothing in this life is worth that much energy.

Once in a while, the bitter ones show themselves.
Reminds me of the days of olajohn36.

Any new info guys? All my sauces have gone incommunicado

DarkShades:
Just basic salary. No allowances talkless of upfront

But the basic salary is now above 200k the last time i heard. Collecting above 200k without work is real chilling if you ask me.

Abokii8:
Please have they started paying GTs that assumed duty virtually?

I heard they have been paying them since may. Chilling GTs...

I was told GTs will resume next week and they have been posted. Can someone else corroborate this news?

If true, then I hope they will table EH matter next.

KingDash:
as long as it counts... anyways King Ronaldo for life.

Even my grandmother can score penalties

OfficialJayy:
How many goals have messi scored from open play this season??

This is the only season that messi is doing alot of penalties. But Penaldo has been doing so since 1800AD

Cc: Chris259

With penalties, all things are possible.

You guys never jam Apostle Selman. Lol

In all honesty, the lady no make sense to me. But the guy is on point.

Kilowaggz:
when list go drop,e go shock all of una

Make e drop oooo. But I have to call a spade a spade at this time. Goodbye guys

ElasticStone:
I would say low since none of the people I've interacted with are managment. But the prevailing rumour around is that it has been cancelled.

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ElasticStone:
EH...I'm afraid there's no good news.

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ElasticStone:
Quite frankly, You guys should move on. But if Allah wills, anything could happen. Just pray that the internal staff currently writing exams today are adjudged not to be qualified and they are forced to come back to you guys

This guy told us the painful truth earlier...but we turned deaf ears

PREFED:
ElasticStone, its very clear you are the nigga Olajohn was ranting about. Be nice to people. Two of you should settle outside NL.

Lol. Abi...the way e carry the matter for head, I suspect say na him o. But I doubt so though since he had to use truecaller to verify the number. He/she is just probabily a busy body that does not mind their business.

Olajohn36 con dey delete im comment. You see why it is not good to talk too much?

olajohn36:
Nothing NEPA no go see for climbing pole wey light dey there,..imagine a fake friend of mine who was almost stranded in his Papa house,and seek refugee to hide and stay together with me right from my former work location, this nigga could be so weird and proud just for no reason, someone that almost become frustrated, as he eventually got NNPC ,he almost sent my Landlord parking from my house. This is someone that was pleading to stay with me before his visa expiration in UK before coming to Nigeria,someone that sacrifice my time and comfort ability for,suddenly became self made gods untop 109k NNPC job . People have bn in NNPC even before u are born, think of people in NLNG, what abt Chevron. Becareful of fake nigga, they are child of marafuckers. Nnpc GT is just a job like every other jobs.
Cc: blackhummer
Cc: lalastica

See big mumu o. Who told you GTs earn just 109k? That is what they will tell you but that's a lie.

I have a friend who just got the Job too. He told me his salary is 109k but then i discovered he was planning to buy mercedes benz of 4-5 million by end of this year. I was confused and began wondering how 109k salary could buy benz. After corroborating my findings, I discoved the 109 was their prorated basic salary. Truth is GTs have allowances that are not written in their offer letters . Fear those guys...they are good at hiding information. They receive things like upfront, meal allowance, laundry allowance and maybe recharge card allowance etc... just like senators. In the end, a GT earns more than 600k per month. This is a FACT! A GT will collect nothing less than 7.5million in one year.

My question is, why pay such a huge amount on a venture that is making loss? As a business admin person, I see that as huge waste

Graxie:
You mean you will not allow your sensitive mesiah friend to help you? It shows you are intelligent. You truly know what you want. I saw from the foolish guy post of ascribing poverty to his God, he was actually making you feel you are where you are because You failed His God. Good you are figuring it out yourself. You don't need any motivational speaker. You are a wise man!!!

I don't think that was what he mean but thanks for your concern

DanXplore:
OP I am waiting...

Thanks for your concern. I am ok...
I must say that I feel better now but I think I am bipolar. Sometimes the feeling is so intense i just want to end it all. If things don't work out by decmeber I will kill myself and have decided that already.

I apreciate your concern but at this point i dont want anything that will encourage me to keep hoping for nothing and living in more misery. Bye

Aladdin1:
let me tell you what would happen to you? you would try to kill yourself and you would be so afraid to die that you cant kill yourself becos your are simply a coward.once a coward always a coward.no sorry for you.becos you are too afraid to die and too afraid to live.fight your fears and dont be afraid to die or live.choose one.try and see if you can surmount your fears and look death in the face and say am not afraid of death but i choose to live.make a choice fast to live or to die.or your misery continues.dont be a weakling make a choice since you are ready to face your eternal fate.which is sure to be damnation.but heaven or earth awaits you.the choice is yours man.

Everything you said about me is true... I am not denying being a coward and even maybe worse and that is why I said earlier that people can call me what ever the want. In some way you are right but in some other way you are being biased in your conclusion about me but I am not trying to start a debate. I am not scared of what happens after death or eternal punishment so your statement of the obvious is not necessary. I am only pleading that you help a coward end his life. All I need is alternative suicide methods so I can compare with the ones i know. I have 2 or 3 weeks for execution

TallPck1:
Please where is your location in Lagos. I have something that can kill fast without much pains. Send me pm. Right now. I only need that PS4 to add to my game centre shop.

I am sure u are not serious...