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JohnnyPalmer:
Your punchlines don't make sense

If only blah blah blah

Do you know what if only means?
In plain terms you dey wish or regret, or hoping
Whatever.... It's not a reality, so deal with it

Here's my own reality
My father a serial rapist, raped my mother
And she conceived me.. Another bastard

Thanks for the unsolicited info and thanks to the snitch that gave the information away

Blastblade:
Finally you have owned up to our suspicion.

Shame on you old man! You are not valuable to humanity. Your type would have been prevented with a fire condom...Tueh!...

Unfortunately, no fire condom when I was born .

But a condom couldn't prevent a gang rape

JohnnyPalmer:
Why lie?

Wifey won't allow you anywhere near her

Your wifey dey knack your friend for room

While you dey sleep on the floor

Olówó lo gba ìyàwó ọlẹ̀

Nah, we don't do that here.

That u were born thru that process doesn't make it normal.

Blastblade:
I applaud her legit hustle then, but what is your own input in your family?

Abi your own na to carry preeq dey Waka about dey pose as a man whereas the real man of the home is your wife. You don fall mens Dem hand...


If you don't change your wife go dey fvck your landlord to avoid paying rent. That's if she hasn't started already...

How many times will I say it, my full time job is to press Ur neck on here. I got no other job.

As for fking the landlord, where did u get that idea from?

Never mind, I know where.

Dannyxy:
Nomyth... You go know say I senior for this n.l.. You want to troll abi.. You go see trolling run

BTW, those your clap backs.. Phewwww, I hardly read them... Lol you don't Even know how this works

Oh, like u can even read.

It's u that doesn't know how this works otherwise u would never have attempted to use the same moniker u used in giving Ur family history online to troll.

Amateur

JohnnyPalmer:
At 40, you are still begging your wife for food

At 40 you are still running to your aged father for change

No wonder you are still sleeping on a mat

Frustrated old fool

At least I have lived to be 40, with the way Ur life is going, you can never live to see 35.

No be curse oooo, it's the path you've chosen

Blastblade:
I rather be incomplete without a woman than be complete with a woman I cannot provide for.

What then is the essence of being a man when all you do is take, take and take all the poor woman works hard for while you idle away on Nairaland defending elewedu's black nyansh morning and night..

Oga, even bible talk am sey, "Any man that cannot provide for his family is worst than an infidel"..

You are a disgrace to manhood!.. Tueh!...

Ova, it's not up to u, u don't have a choice, you're already condemned to die half! No thanks to Ur foster mom.

As for my wife providing for me, God will continue to bless her . I knew I didn't choose wrongly when I chose her

Dannyxy:
leave this clap back... And focus on the topic...

That you are a cheat, a man without honor who sold his family, his wife and kids for a picture of a woman's forehead on an online forum..

That's all that matter, that you are cheap, and a shameless cheat...

What is the topic lowlifer? BBN thread.

The ones without honour are the unfortunate ones that can't provide a meal for their family except on Xmas day .

What should matter to u now than my problem is for u in to ensure u don't raise a family like Ur folks who can't provide a decent meal for their fam except on Xmas day and from the look of the things, you're already failing at that.

JohnnyPalmer:
Very lame

it's better to let people think you are an idiot and a dumb fella than to open your gutter mouth and prove it

And who's supposed to do the thinking and proving?..

Those without a brain?

Blastblade:
Kwa kwa kwa. E go be the pounded wey madam manage provide today!

E no easy to see pounded yam eat today as opposed to the regular Fufu everyday..

As you can observe . He ate that pounded morning, afternoon and this evening sef...

Pounded Yam spices we thank you!...

I bet, e no easy ooo .

Pounded yam on non-xmas day?

Ask Dannywerey for more

JohnnyPalmer:
Have your kids eaten today?

Information reaching us is that you dey follow dem drag food

Shameless old fool

Oh, so u have detectives in my family already?

This family must be so valuable to u oo

JohnnyPalmer:
Why can't your father afford 5 naira condom just to prevent another bastard?

Your wifey would surely be grateful she never met your sad, pathetic ass..

Condom was 5 kobo when I was born.

The question is, how da fuk u are the sperm that won?

If only the poor woman swallowed the sperm that one time like she usually does,the world will have one less idiot to contend with today

Blastblade:
Very good of her. Then you as a 40 year old man, what do you do for your family aside Asslicking elewedu's black nyansh from morning till dawn?

A whole 40 year old man idling away on Nairaland thread, while his mates are busy working and providing for their families?

You have failed as a man! The bible says a man should be the head of his home, but in your case, your wife is..Tueh!

You Simping simp!..

Ova u still don't get this?

My wife sells fufu to provide for the family, my only job is to be on nairaland pressing iconvicts necks.

That's my full time job .

So u even know the Bible? Orishirishi

Kokonbelow:
Olanna I dey watch you...

I have evidence, say na you be nomyth, I will wait let you fall into the trap well... Before I expose you, you go talk say you day leave thread, yet come back dey disguise.....

Ok dear, I'll be waiting.

Blastblade:
His wife is just a fufu seller hustling to keep the family going. Today she was able to provide pounded yam for the family, reason Nomyth no let us hear word again..

Yes oooo

My wife is a fufu seller who can conveniently provide for are family.

She doesn't need to prostitute herself like.. you know who

SoiSoi13:
Norm adic kaisha
AKA Aboki wife

It's not too late,
Oya come drop�

Thanks dear but not now, I'm with wifey

JohnnyPalmer:

I already know I'm are a bastard

Even your kids are not yours

You don't need DNA to confirm

Your wifey made you watch while she was giving your friend doggy

Opponu

Ki ki ki

Someone is losing his mind.

Next time you don't start what u can't finish.

BTW, how did u find out the bolded? Did someone snitch in Ur mom!

SammyFX:
The ode said I ate pounded yam with my wife such a poor fella who can't stand up to feed his home

Why should I when my wife can feed me comfortably.

But u lots have to wait till every Xmas to HV a decent meal.

SMH

Blastblade:
I obviously don't have a wife who has to knock my head every morning to get my Brain started. Nomyth you just proved to us that your brain isn't functioning properly and it needs the incessant knocks from your wife to kick it into action. I bet most times you're on this thread spewing trash, the poor woman haf gone out to hustle for the family's daily feed while you idle away here all day.. Possibly why your posts are bereft of sense...

Olodo!...

Get sense, my wife is my better half, she can borrow me sense even if I don't have, but you! You are just half, half and nothing else.

Nobody to complete u, not now, not ever.

No thanks to Ur mom.

JohnnyPalmer:
She will have to be drunk on Gordons before he can touch her

Na, only Ur mom does that

Dannyxy:
How can an old man set his family up for drags like this??

Like the disrespect, over forehead wey you no smell...

Better no go sell your wife car give woman, because e no go hard shameless person like you...

If you had any form of regard for your family, you supposed don deactivate this moniker...

No deactivation for u.

I set my family up for drags for saying I'm married? Do I regret? Nah.

But u, u set Ur parents up for dragging by creating a topic celebrating eating pounded yam once every Xmas.

Odenson, u have to bring Ur family's shortcomings and inadequacies to a public forum and you are proud.

By the way, how come nobody in Ur family knows the difference between B.sc and B.ed?

JohnnyPalmer:
What brain?

The one filled with Relaxer?

Or the one screaming space for sale?

Oga geddifok

The kind u lack.

Did u ask Ur folks what style was used in conceiving u?

I want be surprised if it's the woman on top as that is the only thing that can explain Ur lack of sense

JohnnyPalmer:
And e dey wash her pants

Or else he will not eat

So finally I have a job that makes me eat.

But u can wait till Xmas for Ur next decent meal.

ABI u get any girlfriend?

JohnnyPalmer:
You are a sore, pathetic loser,
You are a dirty filthy rag
You are the prototype for an irresponsible father
You are a miscreant, lazy ass bone
Your kids can't stand you
You are disgusting to your wife
She can't let you touch her

Your wife needs to get so drunk before she can ever allow you to touch her

Dumb fvck,

Your presence alone makes your family dysfunctional
They are better off without your idle, dependent ass

You know this is the truth
Just do the necessary and save face

Haha.

All these nursery rhymes on top wetin?

So I can even make u discover Ur hidden talent in tasteless rap?

Once again, how da fuk u the sperm that won? Why didn't Ur mother swallow the sperm?

Blastblade:
Omo today wey your wife hustle money prepare una pounded yam, we no go here word again...

Kudos, it's a mighty upgrade from your regular " Strong Akpu and watery soap" ...

Yes ooo

My wife hustle money every time to make sure her family enjoys the good life everyday.

We don't have to wait till every Xmas to eat pounded yam like u and Ur teamie

mikelduke:
damn you're so classless

That hit so hard?

I got more

Blastblade:
Shame on him!...

That's because I have a wife to simp to.

For the last time who do u have?

Old don't mention Ur foster mom oooo , the btch put u in Ur present condition

JohnnyPalmer:
Man Boy,
Quit trying to be a smart ass, you are just an ass

Headless escargot

I already told u, stop giving me the description of Ur dad!

Blastblade:
Is that why after 14 years of marriage you have not been able to score goal?

Abi due to irresponsibility U marry a barren woman wey no fit carry pikin for you..

Pele o!...

You are half a man!

Nope, nobody stole my manhood at birth?

Ur foster mom did u bad, not the poor woman's fault to be honest.

She needed to break the curse of barrenness on her head and her witchdoctor demanded for Ur tesicle.

Sad that didn't solve her problem,sad it only added to its.

No children for u in this life or the next. Sorry, that's hard to know but it is what it is.

JohnnyPalmer:
Go think on these words first

Opponu

At least I HV a brain to think with, what have u?