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Politics / Re: DHQ, NAF Mum Over Indian Fugitive Cleric’s Fraternity With Personnel by Nooner: 3:52am On Nov 04, 2023
Emuforlife1:


But why are you guyz this pained by mere post of a "Fugitive"

Dr. Zakir Naik have engaged in dialogues and debates more than you have ever used your brain.

As a matter of fact, if e sure for you, gather your Pastors and seek an audience with him let see if by Sunday, you will 'feel like going to Church'.




Note: He is currently in Nigeria. Try visiting his Conference to defend your 'Son of God' that is also 'God' grin

Ahahahahaha!! Nairaland issa Comic reliefgringringrin

Before Islam, Christianity has been in existence. Stop spilling nonsense.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel IDF Drops Leaflets For Hamas With Instructions On How To SURRENDER (pics) by Nooner: 4:55am On Oct 30, 2023
Codepain:

A day as coming when Muslims will defeat all the Lord's chosen gods(the jews).
It has been done before so you know though Mouka and his sheep might worship the jews they are not above defeat

Do you know that christianity was before islam? Dey play
Properties / Re: He Completed His House Without Uttering A Single Word To Me As A Close Friend by Nooner: 9:09pm On Oct 28, 2023
Peter532:
I don't know if I should be angry or just smile and take it as it is. This is someone that I fed, I clothed despite us being closed friends since we were kids. He knows everything about me that my parents don't even know till dates..We could go to a gathering together and I will be the one ordering and paying for everything we bought even recently because I always acted like the big bro and he accepted I guess .. Just last week I saw it on his status about is house opening invite. I later got a dm from him that same evening telling me about it that I should come through.
It came as a surprise I admit, even though I know he was doing quite well for himself. I know some will call it entitlement mentality but since I considered we were close like a brother we even ate from same plate last 2weeks, I thought I should have known atleast.









Note: I noticed so many people will come in here to call me names, even some accusing me to be someone with bad motives and sort I smile. Not everyone has a evil mindset like you or some persons you know, It's just that when you expect so much from people you hold very close to your heart you might get disappointed and it hurts badly.

Especially when you know you can't do that same thing to that person. I only brought it out here because I wanted to know maybe I'm overreacting because I feel a deep level of betrayal but hey I am happy for him and I will attend the house opening tomorrow.


Na you wan do big bro and show off while the guy is planning silently, doesn’t mean he wishes you bad, retract and see how or what you may have done to make him not tell you about his ongoing project. Fault might be from you, even thought you feed him.. Abi your mouth no Dey close if them tell you small progress?

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Politics / Re: Evidence That US Schools Allow For Replacement Through 3rd Party Vendors by Nooner: 6:42am On Oct 05, 2023
duro4chang:
Atiku is stupid like obi


So oluwole is your third party approved agent?
Family / Re: Look At The Snake I Killed In My Living Room Just Now by Nooner: 10:45am On Sep 27, 2023
Fred166:
Everyone should be guarded, vigilant and observant, whether you are surrounded by bush or not please be vigilant. These snakes are so creepy

By the God Grace i own my house, it’s a 2 apartment bungalow with a 3 bedroom flat each. I occupy the front flat while my tenant occupy the back flat. Everywhere in my house is neat and tiled including my compound, I’m not surrounded by bush, I even stay in an Estate but it’s still a mystery how this snake get into my house.

On my way back from work, I stopped by to pick my wife from her shop, as at 7:30 when we got home, I walked towards the small fridge in our dining room to grab some chilled beer, I noticed something fell from the cotton pole, the moment I shined the torch light, it was a black snake then it ran behind the fridge. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I shouted Jesus see snake. My wife carried my daughter and ran outside to the main gate. I could even hear her voice shouting “babe you must kill that snake, I’m not sleeping in that house if you don’t kill that snake”

Well, My tenant came to assist me and we finally killed the snake with sticks and stones. I’m a brave man grin

I’m so curious right now because you can’t see a cockroach or rat in my house not to talk of snake. How that snake got into my house is a mystery. My baby is almost one year and she crawls around.

Who else has experience this before? And what kind of snake is that? Is it venomous?


Something similar happened sometimes ago, my wife visited the farm to pick up something’s…she drove back home everything was fine, about 2 days later, she was driving out and I noticed a movement from the bonnet, I just flagged down her to wait let me check the bonnet, omoh, na correct snake 🐍, it was hiding at the wiper housing box. After successfully killing the snake, we’re wondering how come theirs a snake around. Then I recurred she had visited the farm and the snake must be have been looking for a warm place to chill, cuz it was during rainy season. One should be extremely careful and make sure you do proper cleaning inside and outside your house weekends, move furnitures etc
Romance / Re: Weird Encounter With A Lady In Abuja This Evening by Nooner: 8:56am On Sep 26, 2023
Na so I go help for high way, wey dem comot harmful object obtain everybody… continue helping one day you go see the reward…. Either good or bad.
Politics / Re: “Nobody Can Be Nigeria's President Without Getting 25% In FCT”—Kadaria Ahmed by Nooner: 11:31am On May 25, 2023
Nooner:



The 25% is needed in Abuja, as there’s no governor in Abuja, therefore it’s required to have the 25% cuz you’re the president and governor of FCT. Also this is a federal issue not a state issue compared to adeleke.

Nigeria is a Federal Republic, A federal Republic consists of States and 1 federal capital. Only 25% of the vote is needed, you don’t have to win with the highest vote. Just get 25%.
Politics / Re: “Nobody Can Be Nigeria's President Without Getting 25% In FCT”—Kadaria Ahmed by Nooner: 5:04am On May 22, 2023
Tflex01:


Sometimes I wonder whether you guys really know how daft you all sound to ever imagine 25% in Abuja should decide who govern Nigeria. cheesy

It's like saying Adeleke should not be declared Osun state governor because he didn't get 25% in Oshogbo LG or makinde in Ibadan LG. grin


The 25% is needed in Abuja, as there’s no governor in Abuja, therefore it’s required to have the 25% cuz you’re the president and governor of FCT. Also this is a federal issue not a state issue compared to adeleke.

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Drug Consignments At Lagos Airport, Seaport by Nooner: 6:35pm On Apr 30, 2023
chisomkachy:
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Hmm. I think they’re passing a message here. The best is yet to come (prints on the bags)… ndlea should as a matter of fact sit up and do the right thing..
Politics / Re: What Might Happen To Nigeria Currency After Subsidy Removal? by Nooner: 10:23am On Apr 18, 2023
If fuel sells at 750/litre, everybody will feel it, most people will end up using their money to buy fuel to power generator, cars, and companies will be affected because we don’t have stable electricity. In countries where the fuel price range from $1/litre above, they have 24hrs lights and only need fuel for their cars and machinery/equipments..

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Politics / Re: Federal Gov’t Denies Bailing Peter Obi Out Of Detention In UK by Nooner: 9:16pm On Apr 13, 2023
With all the money paid to carry out this editing, it’s really poor, how can you make PO sit on the air….lol… Abike looking elsewhere… 😂
Politics / Re: FG Gets $800m From World Bank For Subsidy Removal Palliatives For Poor Nigerians by Nooner: 9:56pm On Apr 05, 2023
Dzeems01:
World bank will just be falling hands,can't they spool our account numbers via BVN and credit us one after the other ,you went to give our money to FG that is handing over soon ..e don go ...o ti lo....



I tire ooo … give everything Nigeria $100 each that money go still remain…

😬
Politics / Re: APC & Tinubu Have Less Than 16 Days To Respond To Obi's Petition by Nooner: 10:59am On Apr 03, 2023
Owontime:
This case will drag on till the end of Tinubu's second term,judgement will be given in 2031,Obi will lose and head to the supreme court who will delay it till the end of Shettima's second term in 2039. The case will be thrown out in March 2039 after a South South politician has been elected president, Gringory Obi who would be 79 years old by then will die of a heart attack when he finally realizes that an IPOB man will never be the president of Nigeria and motor park touts will be sleeping with his wife just like the wife of his fellow IPOB -Ojukwu the coward.


Since na so dem take Bleep ur mama and ur sis and related family so no be new thing.
Politics / Re: Sons Of Bitches Tweeting #TinubuTheDrugDealer, Your Days Numbered - Bayo Onanuga by Nooner: 3:49pm On Mar 26, 2023
If Dey call you political rascal now.. you’ll cry us a river. you open mouth calling people Son of bitches… this elderly man no respect himself. Was the president elect ever involved in drug related issues or not? Some one said he shared apartment with them. Is that not a greater crime and makes you an accomplice?
Education / Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Nooner: 11:28am On Mar 23, 2023
It stands as a proof that you were once a student,not like some politicians in this country.

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Politics / Re: Ask Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour (GRV) Any Question About His Lagos Governorship Bid by Nooner: 8:58pm On Mar 08, 2023
Here’s the solution.

Rehabilitate and recruit the educated once into accident rescue team, firefighters, municipalities( live road update, stop unauthorized parking,issue illegal parking ticket using a ticketing machine,ensures signal/traffic light law is obeyed). Mandate camera on the road and body cam to all the officers.

Here’s how to achieve this…

Theyll go through training, rehabilitation, Assign vehicles( corolla or a smaller reliable car) to the officers, mandate all businesses and home to at least have one cctv camera, this will not only help reduce crime, but other law enforcement bodies will benefit from it. You can reach a clean and clear investigation. Citizens can be rest assured. Road users will obey traffic laws cuz there’s something to proof them right. The uneducated once will go through training, handwork. Etc. don’t be surprise, this agberos are experienced in some handwork. They need to empower them. Once this is implemented a lot will abide to the law. Elections will be conducted peacefully without fear cuz there’s security and people will be confident any crime can be tracked down. It worked somewhere I loved and can work in Nigeria

I’ll like to work for Lagos state government in terms of development and a secured environment for her citizens.

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Politics / Re: INEC Adjourns Collation Of Results To 11am Monday Morning by Nooner: 8:24pm On Feb 26, 2023
Hmmm… maybe person wey suppose win, no win 😂 .. or rematch don Dey.. God give us better leaders…

I no Dey support anybody Abeg!

Politics na Game.

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Politics / Re: Pictures From APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Lagos by Nooner: 2:15pm On Feb 21, 2023
illuminutty:
Poor helpless women have been threatened to abandon their daily hustle to come and sit under a scorching sun just to score a political point for the Bourdilon drug lord. Sad 😔

Most of this poor looking women will vote for APC because of tribe, because of money and because they don’t believe in future… Yoruba na instant chopping them like. This is how they lose guard and the ibos bought most of their properties… I’m not supporting any one politically … I don’t even have voters card… I’m great in or outside Nigeria… anything they like let them put their to represent us as a presido… na the Nigerians go suffer am…
Autos / Re: Genuine Shocks Absorber For any brand of vehicle for sale by Nooner: 8:04am On Jan 31, 2023
Ml 350 2010 front shocks Absorber..

Not balloon .
TV/Movies / Re: I Didn’t Brush, Bath For Days Over ‘Shanty Town’ Role — Chidi Mokeme by Nooner: 10:51pm On Jan 26, 2023
Chidi played a very nice roll in the movie, but I must say….
Fear Woman
Travel / Re: Lagos State Government Shares Throwback On Molue by Nooner: 5:54pm On Jan 20, 2023
LASG is trying a lot but they should at least make sure these buses are AC equipped…

I was driving side by side a brt bus and I could feel how unhappy some of the passengers look under the hot sun in traffic without AC.

Do you know your car will consume more fuel when you roll down your windows than when using AC on high speed?
Properties / Re: Whose Duty Is It? The Landlord Or The Tenants? by Nooner: 5:24pm On Jan 20, 2023
In Nigeria, it’s the tenants
Outside Nigeria, it’s the building management that’ll record and handle all damages and pay all the expenses.
Politics / Re: I Am Not Dead & Have Not Withdrawn From The Presidential Campaign - Tinubu by Nooner: 6:24am On Oct 03, 2022
We know your healthy but this is just a pose. You can’t move that thing.

Romance / Re: "Not Every Abroad Is Sweet" - Nigerian Lady Working In Dubai Eats Noodle From... by Nooner: 10:52pm On Sep 02, 2022
KingClown:





what kind of certifications ?

must the certifications be done in Dubai ?

also kindly explain how the whole process goes on, do you get a job offer before moving to Dubai or you could move then start job hunting ?


Gone were the days you’ll get job offer directly from Nigeria. But some still do , if they’re being transferred to work here or lucky enough to get a direct employer form here which is very rare now because of competition btw india, Philippines and other African countries.

If you want your cert to be recognized from here. Do a police clearance, get your certificate attestation done by Wes.. but after which you will need to do a training here cuz their system is very different from Nigeria system. Even though you’re certified in Nigeria. They still want you to be trained here to understand some basic things.

Uae is an Arab country but they have a standardized system like US and UK. Everything is working the way it’s suppose to but na your money go suffer am.
Travel / Re: Dubai Denies Nigerians Under 40 Tourist Visas - Abike Dabiri by Nooner: 10:33pm On Sep 02, 2022
AlphaStyles:
our govt no good doesnt mean we should behave anyhow abroad.

Majority of the people causing mayhem (cultist) are btw the age of 20- 30- at first they ban people below age 35 for men. Now police know if you’re an Igbo or Yoruba or Hausa. Cameroon or Ghana or Kenya etc.

Some people blame other nationals for not using the same elevator with them. Some even see it as being racist but it’s not their fault. There has been report of some African obtaining people with force in the elevator wearing hoody, face mask. And sun glasses… that was then. But not any more cuz they really flushed out a lot of Africans with bad records.


Tips for the visa.

If you’re coming make sure you have 6 months bank statement

Hotel reservation (paid) or tenancy agreement for the duration of your stay. I believe soon they’ll open employment visa for Nigerians in uae again..

My advice if you’re coming for job. Stay where you @ at the moment. Until you hear info about the employment visa.
Travel / Re: Dubai Denies Nigerians Under 40 Tourist Visas - Abike Dabiri by Nooner: 10:21pm On Sep 02, 2022
LaSenior:
grin

I don't even like that Dubai

How many blacks there lives expensive lifestyle

Dubai gave Hushpuppy out

Hush gave himself out by not having any source of income and not investing in the country.. just living the good life… many blacks live good life here by Investing and stay low.
Romance / Re: "Not Every Abroad Is Sweet" - Nigerian Lady Working In Dubai Eats Noodle From... by Nooner: 1:49pm On Aug 20, 2022
Tboymessiah:


Like what sort of training in Dubai

CNA training / Nursing Assistance

Web development / programmer

Sira training / security jobs( go up to advance level) you’ll become senior security manager or security manager.

Safety manager/ inspections on construction works.

Food safety manager/ you can work in restaurants/ hotels

Customer service training -

IATA training - work with airline

Graphic designer ( Advance)

Customs worker agent - work at the port

Logistics - cargo

Teacher training / Ielts - you’ll become a teacher, translator if you can speak Arabic

Driver - get UAE drivers license .. this one is very expensive if you fail classes you can spend up over 1m to get their license..

If you’re looking for any job and you’re not trained or certified by Dubai government. You’ll get only menial jobs.

For now, Labor card is not getting approved for Nigeria and generally some Africa countries. Although a new visa rule will take effect from Sept 1st.

It may be very difficult to get UAE visa.

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Romance / Re: "Not Every Abroad Is Sweet" - Nigerian Lady Working In Dubai Eats Noodle From... by Nooner: 1:34pm On Aug 20, 2022
Okoroawusa:

Na long story u dey talk.... You are talking to people who don't know the situation in Dubai or what? You use #1m to train yourself so that you will get paid a Job of #1m that rent and feeding will collect half.... you well?

The person earning #225k in Nigeria if you calculate the amount spent to train from nursery school to university it might not be up to #100k...
. Dubai no be abroad.... simple

I know your type….. If you live here before.. you’ll understand that companies do offer accommodation, but if you don’t want to stay in accommodation, you bear the cost yourself.

100k from nursery to university? You Dey craze? Na mad man give you lecture I guess.. even in the north that education is almost free, you can’t spend 100k from nursery to university..
no wonder you don’t believe people are actually making it aboard nigeria legitimately..

This is why I said some Nigerians won’t bother to develop their self.. imagine you saying spending 1m to develop yourself is too much … what about those studying abroad and paying a lot.. abeg go sit down and pack well.. I know where your set comes from now…

Let me do small analysis for you if you earn 5k AED(950k naira)
A room in a rented 2 bedroom flat goes for 2000dirhams(380k) monthly…

2 people do share one room. You’ll end up paying 1000aed monthly (190k)

1200 will cover for food, metro and cloths

You’ll have 2800(534,000) to save monthly.

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Romance / Re: "Not Every Abroad Is Sweet" - Nigerian Lady Working In Dubai Eats Noodle From... by Nooner: 8:35am On Aug 20, 2022
ba7man:
Nigeria has a lower standard of living so one can achieve more with the 225k in Nigeria than in the UAE.

Do you think food, transportation, house rent costs the same in Nigeria and UAE? ?

Wait until you find out that the Yearly Nigerian rent is equivalent to 3 months rent in UAE, that's when you'll understand better.

It's this your mentality lots of people had before travelling into hardship abroad.

Hi there,
Comparing nigeria standard of living with UAE is not the same. You’ll find that from the picture. The lady is staying in free company accommodation, she has access to 2 yrs work visa. Free transportation to - from work. She’s giving medical insurance and no utility and still earn 1,200 AED. Atleast I don’t know her but from looking at the video I know the nature of her job and might be 80% right. Which company will pay you 225k in nigeria now if you’re not a senior staff?

I said she wasn’t properly informed. Yes that’s fact… after you arrive in UAE.. you’ll need to take some training or program that you’re interested in.

Get certified, you’ll earn minimum 3k dirhams which is over 550k in naira monthly ..can you pay around 1m naira for just training/ program Before you get a job?

Someone said is Dubai abroad? Even some african country is abroad to nigeria now. Some people come here with 1m which is very small. After paying for rent/ utility, they’re left with nothing and you can afford to get training/ program. If you’re in Dubai and you’re suffering na you do yourself.

I’m a web developer, I spent over 1m naira for training for more than 6months and I earn over 1m naira now monthly.

Do me a favor, go to google.com compare salary paid to a web developer in Nigeria and in UAE…. Will any company of nowadays in nigeria give you medical insurance, transportation allowance , accommodation allowance which you can option for cash? The lady in picture option to stay at the company accommodation cuz she’s not earning a lot.. therefore staying alone will cost her more.


What can you achieve with 225k monthly in Nigeria? If you get a job paying around 225k on the island ?

From Lagos mainland
Transportation- 35k public transport
Driving yourself in a V4 car 50k

Rent - 30k monthly
Food - 30k
Utility / phcn : 3k
Generator - 20k including servicing
Clothing. Shoes / work wears : 30k
Internet sub - 10k monthly
Gas cooker
Total is like 153k
I no include gas cooker ooo
If you get kids and paying school fees, tell me how 225 will give you a lot in nigeria. I pity those earning 30k -70k.. una Dey try… God got you.

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Romance / Re: "Not Every Abroad Is Sweet" - Nigerian Lady Working In Dubai Eats Noodle From... by Nooner: 5:40am On Aug 20, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
i guess she thought she was gonna have a mansion by now.... forgetting that 90% of people there are on a hustle therefore not there to be friendly/sweet!

She was not properly informed before coming … it’s better she settled for menial jobs than doing olosho work.. atleast she earning 1200 dirhams which is around 225k in naira… her salary is better than most bankers in nigeria even tho she might be a cleaner and living in company accommodation.. if you want to earn well.. invest in yourself… go through a program or training in Dubai get certified. You’ll be alright. But some nigeria want to climb ladder to riches…

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Properties / Re: Man Returns From Dubai To See The House Built With Money He Sent Home by Nooner: 3:29am On Aug 20, 2022
AFONJAPIG:
just dey there dey ask... I have bigger massive duplex like this, courtesy of dubai.... ordinary security Guard in dubai earns 2500aed , 2500aed is nearly 455k naira.. multiply it to 12 months, then to 24 months then to number of years he spent in dubai.. as for me , I'm safety officer my salary is about 6k dirham.. I built mine under 12 months. Don't under rate uae

Our people should be ready to develop their self educationally… after spending the little they have to come here… it’s very difficult for them to enroll into a program to get certified. There’s job competition within Indians and Africans, you need to know your job right and perfectly. I’m a web developer, I spent millions here to get certified and I earn in millions. The journey wasn’t easy the first year.

My advice: if you want to come to Dubai for job. Make sure you prepare extra money for training in any field that interest you.

Prepare some more money for rent and utility for atleast 3 month.

2m is not enough money after visa and ticket cuz Dubai will take all your money if you’re a first timer. 2m is only 10,650 dirhams today.
depending on the type of training…

For example CNA training starts from 4K dirhams, you’ll have to include metro for atleast 2-3 month…

When people hear Dubai you’ll think with 1m you’ll be fine. Not enough. The system is expensive.

If you have a job the money you’ll earn is enough but if you don’t, your naira will finish fast. But anytime you get a job… you’re signed up for 2 yrs with a steady salary.

Nigerians own biz here, from grocery shop to African store, saloon, cargo biz, etc..some are into real estate ( sub -let)

FOR NOW.
Don’t come because of new visa rules and immigration laws that will be implementing from sept 2022.

If you want to come and do illegal or olosho here.. CID will raid you sooner or later. Many Nigerians are inside.. if you know what I mean.

Make sure you research before coming cuz LABOR Card is not getting approved only those working before the issue are enjoying now.. the rest na OYÓ… cuz even if you get a job the company can’t change your status to employment visa for now.. if you come now… thinking you’ll get a job.. hmmm na here I rest my case…
Properties / Re: Man Returns From Dubai To See The House Built With Money He Sent Home by Nooner: 10:11pm On Aug 19, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
Wow great!

What kind of job was he doing over there and how much was he earning?

Congratulations man.

As of today… 1 AED is 200 naira… minimum salary is 3k AED monthly, if you undertake training here in Dubai and obtain their certificate… I know a friend who is a bouncer at a club. He earns more than 5k AED monthly .. if you have a good company, they pay your transport allowance and accommodation… people wey know road still Dey make am for Dubai.. you just need information and good connect then God’s mercy…

Some people don’t have this information yet they’re looking for job.. who will employ you and pay you good money if you’re not certified and into their system… except you want do 1200 job monthly… na suffer you Dey ooo ..

Some people come here with their last card hoping they’ll land a job immediately… na lie.. only few get that opportunity but the pay is not worth it.. after paying house rent and utility which is on a high side when exchanged to naira.. paying extra 1m naira to partake in training will be a problem… how will you cope? My brothers this is why some people find it so hard to make a living here…

As of now.. nigeria labor is not getting approved.. but some people has been working before the labor issue…

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