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EducationRe: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Nooner: 11:28am On Mar 23, 2023
It stands as a proof that you were once a student,not like some politicians in this country.
PoliticsRe: Ask Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour (GRV) Any Question About His Lagos Governorship Bid by Nooner: 8:58pm On Mar 08, 2023
Here’s the solution.

Rehabilitate and recruit the educated once into accident rescue team, firefighters, municipalities( live road update, stop unauthorized parking,issue illegal parking ticket using a ticketing machine,ensures signal/traffic light law is obeyed). Mandate camera on the road and body cam to all the officers.

Here’s how to achieve this…

Theyll go through training, rehabilitation, Assign vehicles( corolla or a smaller reliable car) to the officers, mandate all businesses and home to at least have one cctv camera, this will not only help reduce crime, but other law enforcement bodies will benefit from it. You can reach a clean and clear investigation. Citizens can be rest assured. Road users will obey traffic laws cuz there’s something to proof them right. The uneducated once will go through training, handwork. Etc. don’t be surprise, this agberos are experienced in some handwork. They need to empower them. Once this is implemented a lot will abide to the law. Elections will be conducted peacefully without fear cuz there’s security and people will be confident any crime can be tracked down. It worked somewhere I loved and can work in Nigeria

I’ll like to work for Lagos state government in terms of development and a secured environment for her citizens.
PoliticsRe: INEC Adjourns Collation Of Results To 11am Monday Morning by Nooner: 8:24pm On Feb 26, 2023
Hmmm… maybe person wey suppose win, no win 😂 .. or rematch don Dey.. God give us better leaders…

I no Dey support anybody Abeg!

Politics na Game.
PoliticsRe: Pictures From APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Lagos by Nooner: 2:15pm On Feb 21, 2023
illuminutty:
Poor helpless women have been threatened to abandon their daily hustle to come and sit under a scorching sun just to score a political point for the Bourdilon drug lord. Sad 😔
Most of this poor looking women will vote for APC because of tribe, because of money and because they don’t believe in future… Yoruba na instant chopping them like. This is how they lose guard and the ibos bought most of their properties… I’m not supporting any one politically … I don’t even have voters card… I’m great in or outside Nigeria… anything they like let them put their to represent us as a presido… na the Nigerians go suffer am…
AutosRe: Genuine Shocks Absorber For any brand of vehicle for sale by Nooner: 8:04am On Jan 31, 2023
Ml 350 2010 front shocks Absorber..

Not balloon .
TV/MoviesRe: I Didn’t Brush, Bath For Days Over ‘Shanty Town’ Role — Chidi Mokeme by Nooner: 10:51pm On Jan 26, 2023
Chidi played a very nice roll in the movie, but I must say….
Fear Woman
TravelRe: Lagos State Government Shares Throwback On Molue by Nooner: 5:54pm On Jan 20, 2023
LASG is trying a lot but they should at least make sure these buses are AC equipped…

I was driving side by side a brt bus and I could feel how unhappy some of the passengers look under the hot sun in traffic without AC.

Do you know your car will consume more fuel when you roll down your windows than when using AC on high speed?
PropertiesRe: Whose Duty Is It? The Landlord Or The Tenants? by Nooner: 5:24pm On Jan 20, 2023
In Nigeria, it’s the tenants
Outside Nigeria, it’s the building management that’ll record and handle all damages and pay all the expenses.
PoliticsRe: I Am Not Dead & Have Not Withdrawn From The Presidential Campaign - Tinubu by Nooner: 6:24am On Oct 03, 2022
We know your healthy but this is just a pose. You can’t move that thing.

RomanceRe: "Not Every Abroad Is Sweet" - Nigerian Lady Working In Dubai Eats Noodle From... by Nooner: 10:52pm On Sep 02, 2022
KingClown:
what kind of certifications ?

must the certifications be done in Dubai ?

also kindly explain how the whole process goes on, do you get a job offer before moving to Dubai or you could move then start job hunting ?
Gone were the days you’ll get job offer directly from Nigeria. But some still do , if they’re being transferred to work here or lucky enough to get a direct employer form here which is very rare now because of competition btw india, Philippines and other African countries.

If you want your cert to be recognized from here. Do a police clearance, get your certificate attestation done by Wes.. but after which you will need to do a training here cuz their system is very different from Nigeria system. Even though you’re certified in Nigeria. They still want you to be trained here to understand some basic things.

Uae is an Arab country but they have a standardized system like US and UK. Everything is working the way it’s suppose to but na your money go suffer am.
TravelRe: Dubai Denies Nigerians Under 40 Tourist Visas - Abike Dabiri by Nooner: 10:33pm On Sep 02, 2022
AlphaStyles:
our govt no good doesnt mean we should behave anyhow abroad.
Majority of the people causing mayhem (cultist) are btw the age of 20- 30- at first they ban people below age 35 for men. Now police know if you’re an Igbo or Yoruba or Hausa. Cameroon or Ghana or Kenya etc.

Some people blame other nationals for not using the same elevator with them. Some even see it as being racist but it’s not their fault. There has been report of some African obtaining people with force in the elevator wearing hoody, face mask. And sun glasses… that was then. But not any more cuz they really flushed out a lot of Africans with bad records.


Tips for the visa.

If you’re coming make sure you have 6 months bank statement

Hotel reservation (paid) or tenancy agreement for the duration of your stay. I believe soon they’ll open employment visa for Nigerians in uae again..

My advice if you’re coming for job. Stay where you @ at the moment. Until you hear info about the employment visa.
TravelRe: Dubai Denies Nigerians Under 40 Tourist Visas - Abike Dabiri by Nooner: 10:21pm On Sep 02, 2022
LaSenior:
grin

I don't even like that Dubai

How many blacks there lives expensive lifestyle

Dubai gave Hushpuppy out
Hush gave himself out by not having any source of income and not investing in the country.. just living the good life… many blacks live good life here by Investing and stay low.
RomanceRe: "Not Every Abroad Is Sweet" - Nigerian Lady Working In Dubai Eats Noodle From... by Nooner: 1:49pm On Aug 20, 2022
Tboymessiah:
Like what sort of training in Dubai
CNA training / Nursing Assistance

Web development / programmer

Sira training / security jobs( go up to advance level) you’ll become senior security manager or security manager.

Safety manager/ inspections on construction works.

Food safety manager/ you can work in restaurants/ hotels

Customer service training -

IATA training - work with airline

Graphic designer ( Advance)

Customs worker agent - work at the port

Logistics - cargo

Teacher training / Ielts - you’ll become a teacher, translator if you can speak Arabic

Driver - get UAE drivers license .. this one is very expensive if you fail classes you can spend up over 1m to get their license..

If you’re looking for any job and you’re not trained or certified by Dubai government. You’ll get only menial jobs.

For now, Labor card is not getting approved for Nigeria and generally some Africa countries. Although a new visa rule will take effect from Sept 1st.

It may be very difficult to get UAE visa.
RomanceRe: "Not Every Abroad Is Sweet" - Nigerian Lady Working In Dubai Eats Noodle From... by Nooner:
Okoroawusa:
Na long story u dey talk.... You are talking to people who don't know the situation in Dubai or what? You use #1m to train yourself so that you will get paid a Job of #1m that rent and feeding will collect half.... you well?

The person earning #225k in Nigeria if you calculate the amount spent to train from nursery school to university it might not be up to #100k...
. Dubai no be abroad.... simple
I know your type….. If you live here before.. you’ll understand that companies do offer accommodation, but if you don’t want to stay in accommodation, you bear the cost yourself.

100k from nursery to university? You Dey craze? Na mad man give you lecture I guess.. even in the north that education is almost free, you can’t spend 100k from nursery to university..
no wonder you don’t believe people are actually making it aboard nigeria legitimately..

This is why I said some Nigerians won’t bother to develop their self.. imagine you saying spending 1m to develop yourself is too much … what about those studying abroad and paying a lot.. abeg go sit down and pack well.. I know where your set comes from now…

Let me do small analysis for you if you earn 5k AED(950k naira)
A room in a rented 2 bedroom flat goes for 2000dirhams(380k) monthly…

2 people do share one room. You’ll end up paying 1000aed monthly (190k)

1200 will cover for food, metro and cloths

You’ll have 2800(534,000) to save monthly.
RomanceRe: "Not Every Abroad Is Sweet" - Nigerian Lady Working In Dubai Eats Noodle From... by Nooner:
ba7man:
Nigeria has a lower standard of living so one can achieve more with the 225k in Nigeria than in the UAE.

Do you think food, transportation, house rent costs the same in Nigeria and UAE? ?

Wait until you find out that the Yearly Nigerian rent is equivalent to 3 months rent in UAE, that's when you'll understand better.

It's this your mentality lots of people had before travelling into hardship abroad.
Hi there,
Comparing nigeria standard of living with UAE is not the same. You’ll find that from the picture. The lady is staying in free company accommodation, she has access to 2 yrs work visa. Free transportation to - from work. She’s giving medical insurance and no utility and still earn 1,200 AED. Atleast I don’t know her but from looking at the video I know the nature of her job and might be 80% right. Which company will pay you 225k in nigeria now if you’re not a senior staff?

I said she wasn’t properly informed. Yes that’s fact… after you arrive in UAE.. you’ll need to take some training or program that you’re interested in.

Get certified, you’ll earn minimum 3k dirhams which is over 550k in naira monthly ..can you pay around 1m naira for just training/ program Before you get a job?

Someone said is Dubai abroad? Even some african country is abroad to nigeria now. Some people come here with 1m which is very small. After paying for rent/ utility, they’re left with nothing and you can afford to get training/ program. If you’re in Dubai and you’re suffering na you do yourself.

I’m a web developer, I spent over 1m naira for training for more than 6months and I earn over 1m naira now monthly.

Do me a favor, go to google.com compare salary paid to a web developer in Nigeria and in UAE…. Will any company of nowadays in nigeria give you medical insurance, transportation allowance , accommodation allowance which you can option for cash? The lady in picture option to stay at the company accommodation cuz she’s not earning a lot.. therefore staying alone will cost her more.


What can you achieve with 225k monthly in Nigeria? If you get a job paying around 225k on the island ?

From Lagos mainland
Transportation- 35k public transport
Driving yourself in a V4 car 50k

Rent - 30k monthly
Food - 30k
Utility / phcn : 3k
Generator - 20k including servicing
Clothing. Shoes / work wears : 30k
Internet sub - 10k monthly
Gas cooker
Total is like 153k
I no include gas cooker ooo
If you get kids and paying school fees, tell me how 225 will give you a lot in nigeria. I pity those earning 30k -70k.. una Dey try… God got you.
RomanceRe: "Not Every Abroad Is Sweet" - Nigerian Lady Working In Dubai Eats Noodle From... by Nooner: 5:40am On Aug 20, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
i guess she thought she was gonna have a mansion by now.... forgetting that 90% of people there are on a hustle therefore not there to be friendly/sweet!
She was not properly informed before coming … it’s better she settled for menial jobs than doing olosho work.. atleast she earning 1200 dirhams which is around 225k in naira… her salary is better than most bankers in nigeria even tho she might be a cleaner and living in company accommodation.. if you want to earn well.. invest in yourself… go through a program or training in Dubai get certified. You’ll be alright. But some nigeria want to climb ladder to riches…
PropertiesRe: Man Returns From Dubai To See The House Built With Money He Sent Home by Nooner: 3:29am On Aug 20, 2022
AFONJAPIG:
just dey there dey ask... I have bigger massive duplex like this, courtesy of dubai.... ordinary security Guard in dubai earns 2500aed , 2500aed is nearly 455k naira.. multiply it to 12 months, then to 24 months then to number of years he spent in dubai.. as for me , I'm safety officer my salary is about 6k dirham.. I built mine under 12 months. Don't under rate uae
Our people should be ready to develop their self educationally… after spending the little they have to come here… it’s very difficult for them to enroll into a program to get certified. There’s job competition within Indians and Africans, you need to know your job right and perfectly. I’m a web developer, I spent millions here to get certified and I earn in millions. The journey wasn’t easy the first year.

My advice: if you want to come to Dubai for job. Make sure you prepare extra money for training in any field that interest you.

Prepare some more money for rent and utility for atleast 3 month.

2m is not enough money after visa and ticket cuz Dubai will take all your money if you’re a first timer. 2m is only 10,650 dirhams today.
depending on the type of training…

For example CNA training starts from 4K dirhams, you’ll have to include metro for atleast 2-3 month…

When people hear Dubai you’ll think with 1m you’ll be fine. Not enough. The system is expensive.

If you have a job the money you’ll earn is enough but if you don’t, your naira will finish fast. But anytime you get a job… you’re signed up for 2 yrs with a steady salary.

Nigerians own biz here, from grocery shop to African store, saloon, cargo biz, etc..some are into real estate ( sub -let)

FOR NOW.
Don’t come because of new visa rules and immigration laws that will be implementing from sept 2022.

If you want to come and do illegal or olosho here.. CID will raid you sooner or later. Many Nigerians are inside.. if you know what I mean.

Make sure you research before coming cuz LABOR Card is not getting approved only those working before the issue are enjoying now.. the rest na OYÓ… cuz even if you get a job the company can’t change your status to employment visa for now.. if you come now… thinking you’ll get a job.. hmmm na here I rest my case…
PropertiesRe: Man Returns From Dubai To See The House Built With Money He Sent Home by Nooner: 10:11pm On Aug 19, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
Wow great!

What kind of job was he doing over there and how much was he earning?

Congratulations man.
As of today… 1 AED is 200 naira… minimum salary is 3k AED monthly, if you undertake training here in Dubai and obtain their certificate… I know a friend who is a bouncer at a club. He earns more than 5k AED monthly .. if you have a good company, they pay your transport allowance and accommodation… people wey know road still Dey make am for Dubai.. you just need information and good connect then God’s mercy…

Some people don’t have this information yet they’re looking for job.. who will employ you and pay you good money if you’re not certified and into their system… except you want do 1200 job monthly… na suffer you Dey ooo ..

Some people come here with their last card hoping they’ll land a job immediately… na lie.. only few get that opportunity but the pay is not worth it.. after paying house rent and utility which is on a high side when exchanged to naira.. paying extra 1m naira to partake in training will be a problem… how will you cope? My brothers this is why some people find it so hard to make a living here…

As of now.. nigeria labor is not getting approved.. but some people has been working before the labor issue…
TravelRe: Lagos Airport Staff Protest Salary Non-Payment, Seize Passengers' Luggage by Nooner: 1:55pm On Jun 21, 2022
Acekoncepts27:
6 Good months?
How do they feed themselves and their families and attend to other necessary stuffs,This is why it's always advisable to get a side hustle no matter the type of work you do.
By extorting incoming and outgoing travelers … I wonder why you ask this question on a platform like this… �
PhonesRe: Apart From Yahoo, What Can I Do With My Phone And Earn A Living? by Nooner:
cutieme:
Where or which school can one learn this web developer?
I did mine in UAE, it’s an 8 month course with the following program.

Html
CSS
PHP
JavaScript
Python
Django
.Net
This is up to the advance level.

You can look up any school of your choice. In nigeria when I started I was having a lot of distraction and cost of spending so much on generator. My brother just look up something online, while searching just look for an accredited school. Mine is KHDA approval in UAE. It cost around 6000 dirhams for the total package which is around 1m naira but I earn above that during my internship. But bro it’s not easy
PhonesRe: Apart From Yahoo, What Can I Do With My Phone And Earn A Living? by Nooner:
Nothing is free.. if anything is coming to u free then be aware you’re paying dearly for it. Example is fb. Ur browsing it free but your info?

I’ll advice you to gather enough money. Learn web development, go deep into it, make sure you master it, dedicate 2-5 hrs daily for 6 months. Relocate from nigeria cuz our ITs are underpaid in nigeria. Make sure the school is accredited. In 8month -1yr you’ll be smiling to the bank for the rest of your life. You’ll have the ability to be your own boss or either work for big tech giants. Mind you… most IT sch don’t have the full program/course to be a web developer,they usually omit the important parts cuz it’s expensive to hire an expert to take those classes,this is the major reason why some companies won’t employ you or pay you well cuz they know you’re not up to standard or have no knowledge of all the programming language. Good school matters. Some people are contended with $100-$500 monthly but aim for the big bag. You may want to compare web developer salary per country and check what nigeria is earning, you’ll be sorry .Cheers
CelebritiesRe: "I Am Single , I Am Not Married" - Juliet Ibrahim Cries Out by Nooner: 10:29pm On Dec 28, 2021
She no even fine reach my Tanzania babe. SMH but she cool
TravelRe: Abraham Airaodion Honoured In Dubai For Returning N12M Forgotten In His Taxi by Nooner: 8:51am On Dec 19, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Atleast that stupid Uae go sing our praises
If you don’t know what to say shut up and read quietly. UAE is not a country where you’ll commit crime and go scotch free, within minutes you’ll be nabbed most especially when he’s working for RTA. Weda he likes it or not. He must return it back. That’s how secured and how data system works. That certificate go open way for am if you know what I mean.
TravelRe: Emirates Cancels All Flights To Nigeria In Retaliation To FG Once A Week Flight by Nooner: 8:04am On Dec 11, 2021
Perfecttouchade:
Sharjah was were all those crazy attitudes committed by Nigerians was carried out hence the whole issues btw fg and uae
Sharjah is trying every means to reduce Nigerians cuz it’s affecting them. The way Cops patrol Sharjah would scare you …looking for Nigerians into illegals most especially those OPOH.

You’re limited to something’s most especially getting an apt if you stay in Sharjah environment. The day I tried to get a contract apartment the management told me sorry we don’t allow Nigerians …. About 5-7 tower denied but would allow Ghanaians…. Yet you call Nigeria giant of Africa …. Our GI is gone ooo na ANT remain abroad oooo ���make God help us redeem our image
TravelRe: Emirates Cancels All Flights To Nigeria In Retaliation To FG Once A Week Flight by Nooner: 7:08am On Dec 11, 2021
oscillation55:
Massive loss for UAE; loss in visa application revenue, loss in air fare revenue, loss in VAT, reduced flights to Africa cos they need Nigerian passengers to augment passengers from other countries in Africa.
Dem wan operate massive 21 flights while reducing Air Peace flights to 4. They fear air peace would take over the route as Nigerians may prefer it to their emirate carrier.

If not for successive bad govt & govt policies who's UAE kwanu, they should be in their hiding places when Nigeria is strutting her stuff in international politics. Even UK that reared her head with Covid restrictions should have been meted with Abacha's treatment on British Airways & we all watch & savour how those in London, Downing Street, Buckingham Palace would be fretting & shitting their panties off.

Our govt got this one 1000% correctly.
I don’t think uae even want more Nigerians to come to their country cuz of our behavior. Fighting, cultism, olosholism. Etc. make I know talk. Na online we Dey. The list plenty. Yet UAE is saver than Nigeria many many times.
TravelRe: Emirates Cancels All Flights To Nigeria In Retaliation To FG Once A Week Flight by Nooner: 6:55am On Dec 11, 2021
mattfeuter:
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Emirates airlines flies to over 150 destinations in about 85 counties across 6 continents.

Highly doubt they are worried about Lagos and Abuja flights.

Rather, airlines like Qatar and Ethiopia will be dancing “ijo Ope” now.


How many planes air peace get sef lol
You’re on point.
Air peace flies only to Sharjah. Sharjah government is trying to avoid Nigerians cuz of our behavior …
TravelRe: Emirates Cancels All Flights To Nigeria In Retaliation To FG Once A Week Flight by Nooner: 6:41am On Dec 11, 2021
ahmg001:
stop acting like a child...even if I do not support this govt for anything ,let's rally around and protect our remaining pride at least for once.how on earth can emirates have 21 flights into Nigeria and allowed just one flight from Nigeria to UAE, who does that? Let the govt cancel all flight to UAE, let's settle it once and for all. Ds guys take us for fool,most especially ds Arabs, they are worse than Europe in terms of racism and cynical actions
Bro calm down let me explain something to you. Uae is only trying to protect their country not about how much they make. Imagine the rate of olosho’s coming into UAE thru Sharjah? Emirates will not board them cuz they know their mission…….Imagine the rate of uninformed nigeria guys coming into UAE via Sharjah? Imagine how many Nigerians travel to uae last year alone only to turn Sharjah into a jungle? Etc? Why do you think uae ban people from age 19-35(most especially men) from visiting uae? Emirates operates everywhere most especially with the expo 2020 ongoing and will not even feel this right now. Nigerians should accept their fate and try to respect their decision, cuz the things our brothers and sisters are doing in uae is scary. If you want to have a good life in uae Avoid places like Sharjah, Ajman etc.

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