₦airaland Forum

BrightCar: PHOTO SHOP

How old are you sef?

Have you ever wondered if that okrika boxer, shirt, shoe, suit, jeans trouser, towel, stockings, belong to one dead american man, and the cloths being haunted is the reason you are not succeeding in your endeavours and having sex in dreams.

I can't believe I am sheddding tears

dharmone: http://dailystar.com.ng/2013/08/29/beverly-osu-hospitalized-for-sustaining-ankle-injury/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=beverly-osu-hospitalized-for-sustaining-ankle-injury



http://dharmonevents..com/2013/08/beverly-osu-big-brother-africa-reality.html

That means we should gather the names of all the harlots in naija and start to post of their day to day activities on front page. What is really wrong with all this moderators?

babanne: Tears well up in my eyes as read this. I don't know how to thank this young man for what he did. May he not loose his life for saving another. please Nigerians help save his life. Cant nairalanl e-network raise money for this young man? Can someone begin the process to raise money? I know many people should be interested in donating for this brave fellow.

What is wrong with seun and his moderators. If it to paste tontolet on front page they won't waste time.

I, OKECHUKWU IZUKA @normaljenny WITH THE POWER OF MEMBERSHIP OF www.NAIRALAND.COM HEREBY PASS THE MOTION FOR MR. OLUWASEUN OSEWA A.K.A.@seun (OF NAIRALAND) AND CO TO GIVE US AN ACCOUNT WE CAN USE IN DONATING FROM N100 UPWARDS TO THE TREATMENT OF MR. MICHAEL ANTHONY.

I NEED A NAIRALANDER TO SECOND IT.

We can raise a reasonable amount from now till tommorrow or Friday so that OBA/EMIR/OBI/OBONG E.T.C., OLUWASEUN OSEWA CAN PRESENT IT NEXT WEEK TO THE HOSPITAL ON BEHALF OF THE BIGGEST VILLAGE (NAIRALAND) IN AFRICA.

And please fellow nairalanders if seun and company gets to listen to this plea and give us an account number. Pls we should not be reluctant or be lazy to walk up to a bank and its payment counter and pay in any token. We should remember that Michael did not show any sign of laziness or reluctancy, he did not even thought of the heat from the fire before taking that plung.

It is high time we begin to show our (nairalander's) relevancy in nigeria and not the tribal bashing that has been going on here.

CLICK LIKE IF YOU SUPPORT MY MOTION

Oko_AGB: Person wey de battle for survival na im get time tell una all dis tory?

Are you well at all? Look at what you just said. Can you light a match light stick and put your finger to and feel the pain? The problem with nairaland is that many youngsters are so immature with their brains that they did rather do the thinking with their anus and spill out just anything they like from mouth. @ oko_AGB it seems like ritual killing runs in your family lineage?

FlirtyKaren: Here's what Dr Mike shared on Twitter

http://www.lailasblog.com/2013/08/american-preacher-dr-mike-murdock-backs.html

Mike murdock should deny if he is not illumanti. If his programme runs on Trinity Network christain cable TV then he is illu

I love this picture. Huurray I made front man

Akpa ife: At last God's will already done in Nigeria

Fresh AIR

You beat me to front place, mr blokos akpa ife

Na wa for this our country sef. Smith has said it all, so how do we (our generation) amend the damage and not fighting in NL.

Dancing azonto as first person to comment

Good one

ruffhandu: BRIC=Brasil, Russia, India, China
Is the bastard actually dead?
The only way he can prove he's alive is by sending out an 'undoctored' video message.

It is now BRICS = Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa

Flirtyfemi: Yes it is true! Energetic dance queen and one time Guinness record breaker Kafayat Shafau Ameh, is expecting her second baby.

Kaffy who is in her second trimester is really excited to be pregnant again.

Kaffy and Joseph Ameh welcomed their first child Kamal Ameh - very handsome boy - in December 2011 and got married in June 2012. http://www.kemifilani.com/2013/08/dancequeen-kaffy-shows-off-her-baby.html

No wonder she wasn't doing too much jumping around in personally.

Congrats my dear, your husband must feeling on top of the world for scoringg great goals

bbankky: Actress Ngozi Ezeonu’s recent pictures hit the net and it went viral….viral with insinuations about her being ill and not looking nice.

Probably because she has been out of circulation for a while and showed up looking all slim,people are shouting that she is ill.
Reacting to questions concerning her new look, here is what she had to say…

“I am not sick, i have been battling with my weight for ten years and i have finally achieved what i want. i am not sick, it is my choice to loose some weight and i pulled it off. I feel good loosing weight, it takes a lot of discipline”

How did you pull it off?

”I cut off eating a lot of things, i was addicted to coca cola, juice and i cut off all that, i also stopped eating banana altogether, it took a lot of discipline.

I stopped eating too much carbohydrates and i eat more of proteins and a lot of veggies…a lot”

So you are not ill?

”I wonder why they will think i am ill when my skin is glowing and when i feel good..when people are used to see you looking fat and they see all the fat gone,their eyes plays tricks on them”

What is the secret of your glowing skin?

”i didn’t do anything,i don’t even do facials,i don’t even have a cleanser. i just drink lots of water and dont forget i am light skinned”.

She looks nice now sha for people wey like that specification. ME I love her very many, occupying space

dani1luv: DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN ADVICE AND A NIGERIAN ADVICE

FOREIGN PAGE

Hello, My name is Sandra Stone, I'm from UK, I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed..I go down on him but he has refused to reciprocate...please advice me how to tell him to go down on me cos i really want him that way.

COMMENTS:
John Silva: I think u need to talk to him, marriage is communication


Kerry Water: Oh my dear, sorry about that, i have been in your shoes before..i told him right away and he is an expert in it


Michael Paper: i get down with my wife, its cool I love doing it..u should talk to your husband

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NIGERIAN PAGE
My name is Aminat, I stay In Abuja, married with a kid, my husband have refused to go down on me, what should I do...No insults abeg

COMMENTS:
Sule: First to comment, Space Booked!


Dayo Muyiwa: Fool, s.3.x na food?


Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to womanhood..SHAME on you.


Idris Kunle: Any news about ASUU Strike?


Toheeb Sule: If you want i go down on you, call my num. 070012345677878


Funmi: I no blame u at all, better go find something to do with ur life. suck kor, soak-away ni


Richard: Abeg who get bb charger?


Amaka: U be ashewo!! U need deliverance


Lynda: Sign of Endtime, Anti Christ among us, Please repent

Taofeek: Thunder fire u!! You a disgrace to womanhood!!

Source: http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2013/08/must-read-difference-between-foreign.html

Typical nairaland answers. Lol.

They forgot to add=

1. You must be a yoruba woman



2. And you (Aminat) must receive jesus. You need deliverance.


3. Are you repented Bokoharamist?


4. What your street address, I might be staying around.

5. Just sendit your address to banana@sex.com or text it to 080623587466. I can eat you for 1 hour or more.

6. For safety reason as a faithful muslim woman just send me details off were to meet you.

7. Ashawo..... I Just repented and passing by. MsteeeeEeeeeeeeeeeeew

Youngzedd: Nothing dey happen, it will be too tight for scammers.

Yes you are right, because the money goes straight to your number which is registered with NCC. Even if you fake your face, you will still be caught as it gets transfered to your account via your phone. That's the connection. They have the scammers in mind before designing the eTransact software.

topeorekoy: The Federal Capital Territory, Abuja, especially its Central Business District, was in lockdown on Thursday.

The city played host to a women event, involving about 10,000 females, organised by the wife the President, Patience Jonathan.

Security personnel blocked all the access roads to the Eagle Square where the event, entitled ‘Celebrating Nigerian Women for Peace and Empowerment’, took place.

The lockdown, which paralysed commercial activities in the city, lasted for about seven hours.

It also caused traffic gridlock on Shehu Shagari Way, Herbert Macaulay Way, Tafawa Balewa Way and other parts of the district.

Intermittently, helicopters, on surveillance, flew over the city to monitor developments.

The ceremony, which started about 9am, saw thousands of Nigerian women draped in white wrapper and green blouse.

They all arrived at the event venue in long buses.

Meanwhile, motorists, particularly commercial bus and taxi drivers, were at the receiving end of the lockdown as they were forced to make long and inconvenient detours to get to their destinations.

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http://topeorekoya..com/2013/08/pictures-patiences-women-jamboree.html#sthash.HqVRpkMz.dpuf

If you know how many billions of naira that was expended to bring all those women to abuja you will cry. How I wish it was th
E main rainy season, rain could have soaked them all wet. Irresponsible mothers

playdude: It was a cool morning, i was chilling and cruzing when i suddenly realized i had to make a payment to someone so so important. i had my bath, freshed up and zoomed off in a simple outfit.(I look my best just after bath).
I got to the bank, went for a deposit slip, and alas there was a queue. since i was rushing somewhere and wanted to quickly get out of the bank, i decided to fill the slip while standing, so i can catch up with any opportunity as fast as possible. It turned out those ahead of me were making withdrawals, after i was asked to then go to a cabin to make my deposit. I slightly opened the door and i saw this female staff who on sighting me gasped and left her mouth half open with an astounding look of awe. I didn't understand, i sat down and gave her the slip with my cash deposit, then i quickly told her that the double writings on the slip was because i filled it upstanding cos she would glance at the slip and then look back at me. She then told me to sign in certain areas on the slip for reasons best know to her, i obliged and bowed my head to sign. looking up to give her the slip, i met with another unusual stare, i became uncomfortable, started to think right there on what this might mean, then what she made a final word, i understood something must be going on in her head so so much she couldn't control it, had to show it off. That to me was assault, i felt like going back to slap her, but on what grounds? Synopsis is that ladies are now so shameless and unbecoming. only god knows what she would have done if the cabin wasn't transparent. i don't pride myself in my handsomeness because i didn't create myself, its a gift from God. Next time i see her or have a similar experience, its gonna be WAR!!!!!!!!!!

Bro just ask anybody around to teach you how to upload a picture, after we have seen your picture, then we will know whhat to tell you. For now we (me especially) no sabi wetin I go tell you.

Check your inbox, mail from ochizuka2010@gmail.com. Hope it is not all this american time wasters?

Una be theif. Very fraudulent procedure. This is how you people spoil biz for genuine sellers. No sane buyer would talk to you on those procedures

Bros no go kill us at all. Mod front page pls.



























I made front page today for the first time in 6 yrs