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infobiz9ja: Who is Alex O?

He did the first rap verse, cool music videos in naija, b4 pretty and junior even thought of it. He reigned along side stars like shina peters, onyeka owenu, bright chimezie, oliver d coke, oirtz wiliki, charlie boy etc

HenryQuest: http://www.punchng.com/news/mob-beat-policeman-to-death-for-killing-trader/
http://212breakingnews..co.uk/2013/08/mob-lynch-policeman-to-death-for.html?m=1

Whatever you do, whether you be army or police, don't mess with ajegunle people. Go and ask Layeni, Ajeromi police station, and signal barracks dey would tell you better.

HenryQuest: http://www.punchng.com/news/mob-beat-policeman-to-death-for-killing-trader/
http://212breakingnews..co.uk/2013/08/mob-lynch-policeman-to-death-for.html?m=1

Whatever you do, whether you be army or police, don't mess with ajegunle people. Go and ask Layeni and Ajeromi police station, dey would tell you better.

talk2valen: Dear Okey Ndibe: Thank you for sounding the alarm in a way that should make us reflect deeper. Mumu is not a condition I proudly proclaim. It was with a heavy heart that I came to this shocking realization that we are indeed a country of mumus. Harsh as it might sound, no other explanation would suffice. It is apparent that the "leaders" know that they would always get away with whatever incredible schemes they concoct because, amongst other reasons,

(a) the mumu people they "lead" are no different from their mumu "leaders" in character

(b) the mumu people are gullible, superstitious and naive

(c) there are no consequences for criminal acts if you belong to the right group

(d) these mumus never demand accountability from their "leaders"

(e) the mumus expect their rulers to loot or would otherwise consider them foolish

Apologies for the seeming overgeneralization but the vast majority runs with this mumu mindset.

There is a limit to how much one can squeeze into a song before sounding less music than sermon. Please permit me to expatiate using your perimeter of "recent events in the past week or two".

For simplicity I would use a numbered list to analyze and highlight a few seemingly disparate but absurd mumurity examples and indicators.

1. 5 members trying to impeach a governor would make you think there are probably only 6 or 7 members of the House of Assembly. According to the assembly's website there are 31 members. For mumus, 5 out 31 constitutes a majority.

2. In the land of mumus you can make your own mace and confer it with automatic authority, elect a "new Speaker" and swear him in.

3. No single hospital in Nigeria to entrust the unfortunately injured member with. He had to be flown to the UK.

4. Flown abroad ... likely on tax payers' account

5. Treated ... likely on tax payers' account

6. Visited by officials... likely on tax payers' account (business or first class tickets?)

7. Nyesom Wike the Minister of State who led the visit was until recently the Governor's (Amaechi's) Chief of Staff. He was allegedly nominated for the Ministerial position by Governor Amaechi. 

8. Shouldn't the mumus wonder how Nyesom Wike as Minister of State for Education found the time for this all important trip while abandoning his post in spite of the raging crisis in his ministry with the Academic staff union of Nigerian universities currently on strike? Well the mumu staff and students can rot in hell I guess.

9. Madam Patience would probably have "visited" too, if not for the noise such would generate. So for now, the victim suffers alone.

10. The erstwhile pontificating police boss of the State could not find the patient's prominent attacker for over a week.

11. Madam Patience having first denied any involvement in the crisis while verbally attacking Soyinka, eventually owns up "pouring out her grievances".

12. She owns up to a group of visiting Bishops who came on a peace making mission to find a lasting solution to the crisis in their region. Religion is always an easy scapegoat and tool of deception in mumudom.

13. Why would you even think that the Bishops would go back empty handed? Any "transport fare/thank-you-for-coming", if received, would have likely been financed on tax payers' account.

14. And why are we ranting about "tax payers"? Why are the tax payers not furious over the incessant misappropriation and misapplication of their hard earned contributions? The answer lies in the question... Aside from PAYE, how many are compliant in mumudom?

15. First a set of 5 Governors and 3 Deputy Governors (representing their respective Governors), left their duty posts for a solidarity visit with the embattled Governor of Rivers State... of course to the detriment of tax payers. (a) They were not on leave, but left urgent work and duties behind for the "emergency" solidarity visit. (b) Flight to and fro Port Harcourt of course likely on tax payers' account.

16. They were closely followed by a second set of 4 commiserating sympathetic Governors. Of course, again likely on tax payers' account.

17. Madam Patience's grievance, as she divulged to the visiting Bishops, started when Governor Amaechi refused to be governed by her, as he would not listen to her veiled orders on how to govern the State... which incidentally is her primary territory being her State of origin. Mumus have no problem with that, fully being in harmony with her as she sings as first lady in Abuja while simultaneously dancing in absentia as Permanent Secretary in Bayelsa and conducting the orchestra in home state, Rivers.

18. Madam ends her confession to the Bishops by saying that Amaechi is her son as she is obviously the mother of everyone in mumudom. The question all mumus should ask is, "Would a good mother promote the demise of her child?"

19. Where was her outraged sense of motherhood when Senators were busy voting to turn mumudom into a Nation of pedophiliacs at the expense of her innocent "daughters"?

20. Where was her outraged sense of "mother of the Nation" when the video of 5 gang rapists went viral. Has she used that "mother of the Nation" power to find the culprits? Not a priority in mumudom.

21. Where was her outraged "motherhood of mumudom" when 46 school children were murdered in Yobe? Indeed the whole Nation of mumus have just gone on with their more important mumu lives like nothing happened.

22. Which brings us to the insane mumurity that gives the "leaders" confidence to try pranks such as the attempt at crafting the under age marriage law, knowing that with the mumus... "nothing go happen"

23. In the land of mumus, the rulers know they can always throw in the religious card, so Senator Yerima leads the child slavery onslaught with the religious chant.

24. While all this was going on, 79 year old OPC founder, Dr. Fasheun was, in his own description, "delivering" Mustapha to Kano.

25. Soon after, Gumsu Sani Abacha had the courage to rant on social media about her proud heritage... because with the mumus who his father savagely ruled over... nothing go happen.

26. Gumsu even called Soyinka who was a victim of her beloved dad's misrule, "Mad empty Professor" ... because in mumudom, "nothing go happen".

27. Final scores... Jang 13, Amaechi 19, but in the land of mumus Mathematics has a different interpretation for 13 is greater than 19. Even the President of the mumus ratifies that.

28. By the way, both Governors Jang and Amaechi are from the same imploding political party.

29. Jang says he is old enough to be Amaechi's father... a common escape route that is often quickly bought by the mumu populace. Old enough to be the President's pawn and to upturn justice might be more like it. Only possible when you know for sure that your people are mumus... Nothing go happen.

30. The Governor is supposed to be the chief security officer of his State, but apparently in mumudom, his Police Commissioner is his boss. 

31. The Governor's security staff could be so easily withdrawn because nothing is institutionalized in a Nation of mumus. The loyalty of the security personnel is not based on the constitution but on personal or maternal affiliations. The mumus keep watching because "it does not concern me o"... "Big men and women are fighting". Same way the injustice of the Nation's attorney general's assassination does not concern them.

32. Most reports in the Nigerian media kept referring to the self appointed Speaker as if he were truly the substantive Speaker. A mere use of "self-acclaimed" would have been logical, but they were already calling him the Speaker because... ignorance? inducement? resignation to the belief that the 5 vs 26 Assembly coup was already a done deal?

33. While all this drama unfolded, Nigeria, like the proverbial head-burying ostrich felt it had the moral right to insist on democratic processes in Egypt.

34. Sahara Reporters had screamed about the underhand conspiracy to proclaim Mustapha "not guilty". Mumus simply went about their daily mumurity unperturbed because "it doesn't concern them". And when it happened as predicted... no problem. Mumus continue dem jolly as if nothing happened.

35. Meanwhile, Daniel and his political supporters carried their politics into the house of God at Rueben Abati's mother's funeral service... simply because there is no true reverence for God. Religion is a safe hiding cave. The mumus in the congregation would never protest such sacrilege because... "it is not strange" as the houses of God are now also political grounds. Obasanjo built one in Abeokuta. Jonathan got one built in Otuoke.

36. Meanwhile, some other mumus were again busy putting the Nation to international shame. In unprecedented match fixing fiascos, Police Machine beat Bubayaro 67-0 while Plateau United Feeders beat Akurba FC 79-0. Just in case you are confused, the game was soccer, not basketball.

37. The matches were to determine which one of the two tied teams would be promoted into... wait for this... just the 3rd division of the Nigerian soccer league. How many goals would they have to orchestrate when they want promotion to the 1st division?

38. Interesting to note that one of the teams involved in these shows of shame, the Police Machine, represents the Police Force. Now who would investigate this scandal?

39. Mumus involved in the conspiracy had to include players... team management... referees and other match officials... spectators That is quite a large mumu cooperative.

40. Since four teams were involved, multiply the number of conspirators by 4 (except match officials and spectators which should be multiplied by "only" 2). Hence, the scam was done in the open. It was a confident public show of shame. No... two confident simultaneous scams. No problem as corruption is everywhere.

41. Before the matches, Police Machine and Plateau United were level on points, goal difference and goals scored, and each was playing its final match which would determine which team would get elevated into the 3rd division league. Plateau United scored 72 of its 79 goals in the second half, thereby averaging more than one goal per minute. This would necessarily include the time needed to celebrate each goal, retrieve the ball, bring it back to the center, wait for the referee's whistle before kicking off again.... after each goal. 72 times. Or did they just write the preferred figures as we typically do on election day?

42. Is it not curious that neither of the two losing teams could manage a single consolation goal? What else are we if not mumus?

43. Then there was the innocent man who was freed by the high court in Owerri after having been unjustly incarcerated for seven years, "awaiting trial". No compensation... nobody held accountable for his ordeal. He insisted on being taken back to the prison as that was his only guaranty of a roof over his head and a daily meal. It was merely a "small thing" in the daily bizarre news as mumus went about their daily mumurity with their typical mentality of "e no concern me".

44. Remember that this is mostly a snippet of the past two weeks or so. But there is more... 20 year old Chijioke Nwankor allegedly rapes a 9 year old pupil to death in Calabar. Reportedly in his own words, he asked her to bend down in the uncompleted building because it was too dirty to lie down as the place was being used as a public toilet. That is mumudom parlance for faeces shamelessly defecated all over the ground. Could the defecation be by aliens from outer space?

45. Well... thankfully, there is always a little ray of sunlight sneaking through the dark jungle. A Briton who was kidnapped by an armed gang shortly after arrival in Lagos, has been released.

...All in just the past two weeks or so in mumudom.

Excuse me, I have to return to work. I need to earn £3000 for my British visa. Wait a minute, did I tell you I am still a Commonwealth citizen?

 

Lágbájá


http://saharareporters.com/article/lagbaja-responds-okey-ndibe-%E2%80%9Cmumudom%E2%80%9D

And LAGBAJA is the mumuest of us all who has performed and is still willing to perform for his paymasters (POLITICIANS) as a court jester. For lagbaja mind, e no concern am, na his own share of oyel money him dey collect. Mumu wey no wan show him face. CLICK LIKE IF LAGBAJA mumu pass you.

gentles J: Glo Ambassador, OMAWUMI goes wild on journalist

Hyped singer and Glo Ambassador, Omawumi is in the news again and this time for the wrong reasons. Two weeks ago at a music award ceremony held in Ikeja area of Lagos, the singer went berserk and she threw all decorum into gutter to engage a photo journalist in a physical assault reminiscent of a militant. The drama that lasted few minutes left the journalist battered in the face and his camera smashed beyond repairs.

After weeks of the incident, it is still an irony that respected celebrities especially Omowumi will get away doing the negative unexpected of a brand ambassador with impunity. It looks like our so-called stars will come out seemingly unscathed even when they must have spent some time behind bars, still having their careers intact or even attracting more brands’ endorsements.
The matter of Omowumi’s weird attitude was visited on Adekola Bamigbala, a recognized photojournalist. When Bamgbala had positioned to take shots of Omawumi, little did he know that danger was lurking for him, as he was bruised, with a swollen face; all thanks to popular female singer and Bottom Belle crooner, Omawumi Megbele.
Omawumi, a GLO Ambassador, was also a guest of the organizers and she was already seated with celebrity singers of her status when Bamigbala noticed her. Obeying the professional instinct not to miss taken shots of the prized singer, he moved closer to her table and positioned his camera for the task. But before the first click aimed at Omawumi could resonate, the photo guy, who had been lost in the euphoria, begun absorbing strange flashes himself. Omawumi had pounced on him, snatched his big camera and with it, dealing him heavy strikes in the face in quick succession!
Other guests who were close to the spot, like Wasiu Alabi Pasuma were said to have been amazed by Omawumi’s action. The victim is also in shock, still desperate to know why the lady behaved in that manner without a bit of provocation.
Speaking with News of the people, Bamgbala explained that a formal letter has been lodged with Nigeria Union of Journalist for further action and possible legal redress, saying he is still nursing the wounds inflicted on his eyes.

Bamgbala, photo journalist
It was however gathered that Omawumi’s manager, Sunday Are once suspected to be her bed warmer had since been engaging dirty politics to wash the singer of her dirty behaviour. All effort to speak with Are was unsuccessful as his mobile phone was switched off.
For the record, Omawumi was recently embroiled in paternity scandal. Therefore, the media obviously have become her number-one enemy as journalists feasted well on her rather bizarre choice not to disclose who the father of her first baby is.

Na warri babe we dey talk about o. The foto man no dey shame?

tempex88: where dem see money?

Wumi's dad is the publisher of PUNCH and tunde's dad is a rich ddiplomat. Moreover the two of them are amongst the best export artist africa has, and with that comes with more opportunity, that means money too.

ebjay: Dear VO.

Thank you for the initiative. . I know you attend to immogrants only but then I know u would be in the best position to advice even non immigrants.
I applied for a US visa April last year buh I was denied.. this is how the interview went though.

Why do you want to go to the US
I am planning my annual vacation and decided to spend it in the US

How long will u be staying
Max of 2 weeks because that is how long I can get of work

Where do u work
(I answered)

What do you do there
(I answered)

How much do u earn monthly
So so after tax

Do you have anybody in theUS
Yes, my aunt

What does she do
She works as an accountant with so so

Where would you be staying
With my aunt at so so address

Have you travelled outside your country before
Yes to to Spain as an infant and to Ghana, Republic of Benin and the Uk

Are u married
No

Sorry u are not eligible for a visa now
Please may I ask y?

Then the VO hands me a paper that states vthat its either what I filled is different from the answers I gave or that I wasnt able to show strong ties to my home country and convince the VO that I will be coming back.

Now the problem is that I wanna apply again but I dont know what I did wrong and need to correct but am very sure I was truthful and answered the questions basked just as I filled the form.
So if it is bout showing strong ties how do I do that especially when I wasnt even asked to show any documents.

I will be grateful if u can advise me exactly aw to go on reapplying again.

Thanks

My brother, let me help, before our VisaOfficer comes to add more to you. You were getting it all right in the interview till you answered that you have somebody in the usa (your aunt) and she is successfully working (that's an oppurtunity of fixing you with a job) and you are going to stay with her (that's a free house, when you should be talking of hotel reservations) and finally you are not married (you are automatically telling the VO that you are not coming back, as aunty has in store for you a wifey once you get there) thousands have been turned back that way. The VO all knows that every naija has relations there, but when you are on visa like tourist or its likes, you don't go to relations, you go to hotels so try risk a few $100s dollars bills for hotel reservations and add up something to uncle SAM'S pocket. That is a good one for you. Let's still wait for our own VO to resume work for more tutorials that will enlighten us the more.

Thank you very much VisaOfficer for coming to our aids and saving us from all them scavengers.
My problem is that I have always wished to immigrate to the usa, but I do not have any relation to sponsor me. Though I have a fiancee that just moved to the usa and is already a legal resident as she was brought over by her dad. She can't come back just because of me as she is under her dad's roof now and her dad can't allow her to come now too. Can she petition a K1 (which I believe is a non-immigrant visa) to enable me move to the usa and wed her within the 90 days grace carried by the K1 visa to allow the petitioner (my fiancee) apply for adjustment of status to legal permanent resident for me. Will that be okay for me?

Maxymilliano: Taking to her twitter page, Late Nigerian Dictator's Daughter Lash out on Prof Wole Soyinka.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/993926_655495167796869_1768146770_n.png
https://twitter.com/G_sparking/status/357559257119465472

Gumsu Sanni Abacha claims "Wole Soyinka is a "Mad Empty Professor that lives on bad mouthing his Motherland and continent for Dollar and euro!"

Fatima Gumsu Sanni Abacha is one of the daughters of the late General Sanni Abacha ...

https://twitter.com/G_sparking

Soyinka should go and sit down, he contributed to the problems of this country. By spoiling our citedal of learnings with all those "are we men" buckets, 7boys, etc

NonsoB: About a week ago, actress cum
singer "Toto Dicck" sorry Tonto Dikeh
dissed colleague Mercy Johnson on
twitter calling her a big FOOOL and a
bastardz for going back to acting few
months after giving birth to her
daughter.

Her hateful and disrespectful tweets
has drawn the attention of some
people in the industry as they are
responding to her. Lola Omotayo first
replied her and now colleague Nonso Diobi. He tweeted some hours ago;

[img]http://2.bp..com/-QxcqaHedUCc/UeXIJW-JQAI/AAAAAAAAMSo/8Y2WqVaY7N0/s640/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253Fbm9uc28tZGlvYmktcmVwbGllcy10b250by1kaWtlLmpwZw%253D%253D%253F%253D-776669[/img]

www.gistmetro.com/2013/07/nonso-diobi-replies-tonto-dikehs-diss.html

If only SEUN AND COMPANY would stop insulting the whole of us all and stop putting just everything about her (tonto dickeh) on front page. We are tired of reading and hearing just everything about that small girl tonto dikeh.

shagry1: Bro i'am tired of does food u just mentioned now cus i've bin eating dem since i came here. Bro na here i dey stay i no be visitor oh

You dey stay for hotel?

Me too

Please can I get good answers from gurus here? I want to know how much it will cost to set up or put up a SERVER FARM that can handle database ranges of like 1 billion upwards. Maybe something similar to the likes of youtube, facebook, weibo etc. I just need to know the range of money that can be used for it?

Please can I get good answers from gurus here? I want to know how much it will cost to set up or put up a SERVER FARM that can handle database ranges of like 1 billion upwards. Maybe something similar to the likes of youtube, facebook, weibo etc. I just need to know the range of money that can be used for it?

Happy birthday to a well meaning nigerian and get well soon. God be with you.

Add the $100k (N16m) to 1m (donjazzy), 5m (psquare), 1m (ruggedman), 2m (dele momodu), and so on. The guy is clocking past the maintainance fee for after surgery, thank God. Tuface, wizkid and all them that God used OJB in uplifting that refused to help, please keep ur money to yourself, but note that time will tell.

gulfer: Ok, we don hear. How much you sef donate

At least he. Was the first to give 1 mila

tomakint: This is pure charm at its peak, if not how do you explain a medium-sized man (perhaps around 85-90kg) messing with 300kg of cement

My brother help me ask them. Those northerners and charm. When you see a school boy holding unto and stoping a vehicle from moving, do u call that a drug free bullshit? I grew up in the north and I know how they play with charms.

Phrankin: BBA is purely a scripted and staged show, just like WWF and the likes. you don't need to be very smart to realise this. Ok tell me, how can you be having sex when you know quite well that the whole world is watching you-except of course you're a porn actor- (though I seriously doubt that they are actually having sex under those blankets). Na so the thing hungry them reach. This show aims to fuel the vouyeristic tendencies of the viewers.

Abeg ask them o. For the past yrs, I have not wasted anytime to watch the rubbish they call BBA, cos I have searchedd to see the essence and can't just see none. MtsheeEeeeeew

There is no 5 star Hotel in nigeria.

FunnyPikin.com:
mtchew...... The last time i checked, his father is Alhaji Balogun and his name is Ibrahim ayo balogun, thought the guy is adormant muslim and wanabe christian

Baphomet worshiper

chachacorner: https://chachacorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/GMA-Patience-Ozokwo-chachacorner.jpeg

[img]http://1.bp..com/-8MQhX7livH8/Ubqt5_g3EoI/AAAAAAAAGiw/q0XnAkN03ts/s320/Good+Morning+Africa_6.jpeg[/img]



http://chachacorner.com/see-patience-ozokwo-looking-good-in-jeans-on-good-morning-africa-photos/

I am waiting for somebody here to scream that she has joined the illuminati. Ride on sister

dridowu: Love him / Hate him , i am so proud of him.
RIP MOSHOOD KASHIMAWO OLAWALE ABIOLA

Pls who is ABiola? Oh I remember, that criminal. To prove that he is evil. See how his wealth is vanishing bit by bit after his death. His glory will go with the wind.

Why won't DBANJ benefit when he is hanging out with the baphomets. They sure do know how to take care of their own. So far he is loyal to the rule, he will continuo to get more shows, awards, contracts etc and cash too, even when he is not making good music. They will alwaz rally around him to make sure it sells and gets to charts box.

I wish him luck sha, but ya all know that his old friends in MAVIN aren't hungry either. They are raking in some real bucks too, the naija way. Let's just wait and see how next TEN years will be for them all.

mosege: cheap cars for sales at Nigeria Customs Service Port Abidjan Street,Wesu Zone 3 Abuja Now for Auction Price...or call the Assistant Zonal Coordinator Addeh Momodu ON 08103604941 for more details.......

This is scam ooooo

ojingbe: Do U Have Any Feelings For Your Cousin That You Are Unable To Express

i don't have feelings for my cousin o, but anytime am with her the urge for sex comes.

The problem is that she never tries to stop me.

Its like she likes it also.

I dont know what to do

Please what's her full name so I can check her up on facebook. Send her details to my ochizuka2010@gmail.com, so I can make her loose interest in you

aburo7: Wizkid will be performing on stage with the likes of Justin Timberlake,Jay-Z, Snoop Dogg, Trey Songz, John Legend, Kendrick Lamar, Miguel, Emeli Sande, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Rita Ora at the 2013 Yahoo Wireless Festival.This year, it is taking place at the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park, London across Friday 12 July, Saturday 13 July and Sunday 14 July and Our very own
Nigerian “Superstar”, Wizkid and the “Azonto” pioneer, Fuse ODG will be performing together.

The music festival brings the biggest stars to one colossal multi-day concert and has been sponsored in the past by O2 and Barclay Card but this year, it’s by Yahoo!

Wizkid will be Following the footsteps of D’Banj who performed on the big stage last year.

http://www.toniaodili.com/2013/05/wizkid-to-perform-at-yahoo-wireless.html?m=0

I really love whizy's flow and I pray he goes further than this. He has gotten talents a lot and his music is really hot.
But that's the pyramid sign he is doing, and that's masonic and looking up indicates the all seeing eyes of horos. That guy has connections with these whole guys. The whole of the above mentioned musicians are all connected, and even the organisers of the shows and the arenas. You need to be connected to ever get a chance to perform along side these acts. All are connected. Wait for the pictures from the after show and dictate the signs.
I love your flow my whizy, but know that speed thrills but it kills.

ObiomaA: she resemble the dogs sef....why was she kissing the dog? she never hear of dog disease transferability

Disease ko, transferable ni. That's the dog she uses to ease herself whenever she wants her pussy leaked. That girl too spoil