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As dumb as the op! I spit in this thread!
Now that's funny stuffs below

nekaa:
He could just be toiling with your minds... until he says it in clear words I won't just buy any stupid clues they are leaving behind

Just like your dp.. pretty n natural...

sexyseun:
THAT USELESS GUY CALL JIM, IF I CATCH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you would be better appreciated if you covered up a lil..

Tandullceblog:

you're one good looking lady.. hello mama (in johnny bravo's voice).

jacksparrow1207:
So onpoint!
3 alomos fr u

Heineken would be fine! Heineken magnum bro!

Hello folks!
Warning!! This is exclusively for guys and guys alone.. no lady is welcome.
First of all( go down low) the Bro code is an unwritten law that guilds friendship between one guy to another especially if they are friends or brothers. The bro code when followed to its fullest can foster relationships to its fullest but equally have grave consequence when disobeyed.
In no particular order..
1) No sexual attraction with exes: this is the first and most important of all bro codes. Ignore what I say when you ask if I'm okay dating my ex who I dated 8 years ago.. Of course I will say I'm cool but bro that's totally me$$ed up. The bro code forbids this! Date the ex and we become ex as well..
2) No hitting on sisters, cousins or loved ones: comon! Who does that? Niggahhh! We bangg ho together, banging my sis makes her a ho! Don't do that! Don't even think it..
3)Bro before beaches! This is quite explanatory! we going clubbing! Your ho got to stay at the back seat! No Niggahhh stays at the back of a dude car! Thats gayy stuff and reduces our street credibility!
4) No snitching! Niggahhh I ain't got to tell you to lie for me.. flow with the tide and do the needful! If bae calls asking my whereabouts! Comon be smart! But be modest and not get me into further sheet!
5) I host you today, you host me tomorrow! If I'm buying drinks tonight! You're buying tomorrow night or when next we parry! You aint got to be told! Use ya head.
6) and finally! Fvckkk your younger brother! I get to be your best man at ya wedding or I ain't speaking good of you at your grave side!

N that's the bro code! Thanks for reading!

Arrant trash.. people postulate theories from the depth of their anu$! This makes serious sense.

Chidex2442:
many ppl will call it wet dreams.... its just a normal way nature regulates itself.... its called apoptosis..the programed death if cells....

people need to keep quiet instead of making the general populace look dumb! What does programmed cell death(apoptosis) have to do with wet dreams? Get your facts right and stop embarrassing us professionals.

Airforce1:
nobody for hear word

But seriously I like the guy
He's sociable

you're actually a shameless n classless person! You're just every where like some plague. Get something doing please.

Gap teeth/open dentition is actually not good dentition!! Here in the uk,one of the most popular dental surgery is to close that shittt!! Sorry bro/sis!! No hope for thee!

edozie04:
By inheritance the ugo should be me, but am still no 13 in line
For some reasons unknown to me I cannot modify post, moderators eehhh......

big m oron!! Are masquerades supposed to be human?? Edozie!!! Why!! Why!!!! Why can't we choose our brothers?? Why you just dey disgrace me??

Hello folks!!!! I just saw a movie where some dude donated a kidney to his 'ex girlfriend' so that she can live a normal life!! So here is the question!!!
Can you donate a kidney to your present boyfriend/girlfriend??
As for me!!
I can't do that for now!
Opinions needed!!

DickDastardly:
She is 3months old and her name is Concepta

Beautiful baby; stewpid name!! My humble opinion!! I am sorry!!!

kelechiMarie:
No crush[es)but i'd love to wish a happy new month to
Kachisbarbie- te amo mucho
MizMyColi-she's intelligent like me
Beennkumar-
Priscaoge-i just love you
Mrcork-makes me laugh
uniben freshers and those on d admission thread
All the friends who have stood by me and understood even when i did not return calls,mails,messages etc benromeo39,nosike3
and to my two brothers Vee and Mouse)and my sis. Omalicha ada who have their birthdays this month.
I pray that we'll all live to see the end of 20l4 and many more years to come in joy
que Dios te bentiga.que reine la paz y que cumplaa muchos mas

thanks n same to you!! How come you're now male?? Always thought you were female!!!

kelechiMarie:
No crush[es)but i'd love to wish a happy new month to
Kachisbarbie- te amo mucho
MizMyColi-she's intelligent like me
Beennkumar-
Priscaoge-i just love you
Mrcork-makes me laugh
uniben freshers and those on d admission thread
All the friends who have stood by me and understood even when i did not return calls,mails,messages etc benromeo39,nosike3
and to my two brothers Vee and Mouse)and my sis. Omalicha ada who have their birthdays this month.
I pray that we'll all live to see the end of 20l4 and many more years to come in joy
que Dios te bentiga.que reine la paz y que cumplaa muchos mas

thanks n same to you!! How come you're now male?? Always thought you were female!!!

PrettyEmy:
I will pass.... Not in the mood

epic answer!!

kelechiMarie:
thanks

you've still got mails!!!

kelechiMarie:
thanks

you've still got mails!!!

kelechiMarie:
@op sorry ya it ain'tyour fault if some people decide not to utilize their brains.White skin doesn't represent wisdom after all.
Ignore them and continue being nice!



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your siggy cracked me up!! Parents are so mean sometimes!!

That one concern una!!!






Anyways



My name is shekau and I am a terrorist!

My name is shekau and I am a terrorist!

My name is shekau and I am a terrorist!

My name is shekau and I am a terrorist!

My name is shekau and I am a terrorist!

kelechiMarie:
I usually don't reply pms but I'll check okay it's been a while since I checked my mail

alright!! Fingers crossed!

Osahon7:
you nr dey use eye dey see woman??

do I know you??

kelechiMarie:

you've got an e-mail!!

Chicolee:
I just got out of a long term relationship and I realised I've been out of the game for a long time, I'm through with the mourning period and I just want to move on.

Hello!! Please can we talk: I can't disclose my e-mail here!! 26E62587

People say the cruellest of things here!! Nothing wrong in being sincere!! N there's no reason to insult the op!! Cyberbullying should stop! It is bad n demeaning!

Please!!! Pretty please seun!! I've never been more desperate!!

Please mod; this really sounds crazy but help me get her!!! Please!!! N please!!

nairaland!! Say h

Good day NL!
I am a huge fan of yemi alade and so I shouldn't be tagged a hatter! I recently watch a new video from the songstress which I love apart from the part that showed 2 little kids not more than 4 years old kissing each other in the lips! I feel it is greatly improper!! Do anyone think the same9