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Having s*x without condom!!! |
Bleep mohammed n your allah!! Yeske!! Oya mudafvker tunji ban me! |
That's crazy.. Second to comment joor! |
Una dey fear witch where the main witch(mosquito) dey kill una every night.. Sucking yah blood with straw! |
StarFlux: I don't really have an opinion on the matter, but I think a lot of the comments you see on NL are not too serious.Insulting a tribe cannot be for fun! There is no fun in tribalism.. |
To me... Hell Yeah! Seun and his moderators allow tribalistic statement especially when directed to the igbo tribe... Anyway,it could be for the traffic it generates.. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? |
Willgates: I made a similar thread! What's d criterion for making a front page sef?an uncastrated pe nnis,the breast milk of a lactating virgin,a bb porshe, a menstrating yam and 1000 US dollars.... |
Amaaskia: So you'd hit a woman?so a woman can hit a man but not d other way round? A man shouldnt hit his wife neither should the wife do the hitting... An apology not some feminist bull shiit..
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Desric: I thought this woman is Igbo, where were her Governors when the passionately hated and Dreaded yoruba(Fashola) took up her case and made sure that she lives again?" Igbos! Igbos! Igbos! Make una mouth no kill una o". Btw, when will we have this kinda facilities in Nigeria where we won't dying or rushing abroad for simple curable ailments? No wonder my brothers/sisters rush to the church to embrace God and blame satan( their enemy) for everything, praying fire and holy ghost burn and kill our enemies even when its a simple cough because if was comes to worse, no medical facility here to get good treatment and no money to travel abroad so we better run to the cheapest hospital which we can not see but believe, our church, our pastor and God. And that's why the whites are not as religious as we are because they do for themselves what need to be done instead of praying, fasting, casting and binding and waiting for the Lord to answer prayers. God save Nigeriaand a cow just spoke... So quick to forget who contribute most to OJB Jezrel dilemma... I wont insult your tribe but i must say this.. YOU ARE A MO..RON AND A SON OF A THOUSAND FATHER. |
Bla bla bla! Who cares? |
Exjoker: And a sachet water is even biga dan it in quantity...FG lef us aloneSo its about quantity? You might as well drink from the gutters since its free and in abundance... Pity! Your name says it all... Remove the ex and you have a joker... |
Exjoker: NOA @ it again...dey still intent 2 ban pure in Nigeria...God dey watch #TeampureWaterPlease what is it with this #team this team that? #team tecno,#team endtime,#team....... Please I believe age restriction should be in place here before jobless teenagers invade this forum and make it lose its already dying respect.... |
Tolexander: all join!Sorry... You are mistaken.. It is the work of biochemist,microbiologist and lab scientist to analyse micro-organisms and their pathogenesis.. Pharmacist are purely into drug production and dispension.. Hope you are clear? |
cedrick: a gold beltCould it be this 7 years old dreamt about superman? |
Una well done! My cousin gave birth about a month ago.. But today she went out to make her hair... Baby started crying and refused to be pacified.. Then my grandmom did the unthinkable.. Brought out her....... and wholla! Stick it into his mouth... I find it very odd... Am i overeacting or is it normal? |
Let them die! one by one them don dey go. |
yuzedo: LOL! Now it is obvious there's a cabal that keeps fixing UNN (under)graduates in this show, and nobody can convince me otherwise!are you a super lion? |
I am a Graduate of Biochemistry from the university of Nigeria. I aspire to have a master degree in nutritional biochemistry,food biochemistry or food science and technology. Where can i get a good university abroad at a good price with quality standard? |
I swear on my life that i dont know this murrafvker..... Someone tell me who he is... Is he the reason the reason the first pop retired? why is he wearing dark shades in a room? why am i commenting? why is Jesus white n devil black? n finally why is yellow garri more expensive than ijebu garri? |
Temple Chinedum: Bro stop hating and get a life, @ least 50 million nigerians knows him, how people know you?seriously! who is he? |
* na Die i go die na.... |
uj_sizzle: lmao virgin dog? Omo na nun be dat oo. What does she do when she's on heat?heat ko..... Even when on heat... She chase the hell out of the dogs i bring for breeding... Guess me n my bro are the only guys she needs in her life.... |
I feel the German sherpard is the brightest.. My 'Alana' is not only extremely intelligent but obeys orders... Recognizes my friends even up to 5 years of distance.. but my problem is that she is a virgin and has simply refused to have se.x |
ajasa4link: and u sir,after bagging a masters degree in ur so called north Carolina still don't possess the slightest courtesy which some motor park touts even have, it's a pity. for u to have called the op a fooool in ur initial post despite the fact u barely know him shows that higher education does not really cure one of acute stupidity. the op simply asked for ways through which u can help in retrieving his stolen phone and the only thing u could come up with is calling him a foool. seriously u are a disgrace to higher education. if as a lasu student I was reasonable and polite enough to proffer him a little solution I can think of and u couldn't,then am Ok with whatever u say because I already understand ur plight. And lastly,if u've really amounted to something, be careful lest ur lack of courtesy send u down the ladder again.Long and boring essay.., You are trying real hard to sound Logical.... Anyway like you said' you are a street boy' and what good can possibly come from the street? Good night I sure want nothing with miscreants.. |
BoboYekini: You, my friend, are an eediot.People like you are one of the reason this country will never develop to its full potential... I associate myself anyday to the aluta spirit. We are in a democracy and such behaviours from those supposed to safeguard the citizen should be vigorously criticized.. What would Martin luther king jr do in such a situation? Learn to fight for your right... I pity this generation of youth.... I will rather die fighting for what is just than be alive and be in bondage... As for the insults.. You are welcome.... You got your right of expression in full gear.. |
ajasa4link: Hmmmm...Bros I no believe ur story too o. u did ur masters at north Carolina and u stay at okokomaiko? Ah Bros u can lie o...am a lasuite,my hostel is around that bank side and I can tell u, that area is not where a masters degree holder or a lawyer's son will reside. me wey be street boy sef no dey comfortable for that area,u come dey tell us say u wey get north Carolina accent dey chill there. Abeg tell us d title of d film jor |
yuzedo: Lol! Bro, are you mad or just irreversibly obtuse? What is the issue here? Did you see an ID card?! So anyone who wears army camoflague is a bonafide soldier?? I better go get myself a space suit so I can become an astronaut!Yuzedo...., For president 2015.. Some people can be stvpid... The op is a typical example.... Love your comment bro.... email me... nosikeanierobi@yahoo.com Your number one fan... |
@op.... Only one word can effectively describe you.. Fooooooolllllllll! A soldier publicly assaulted you.. Anyway i feel your command of English is definitely poor. Sometime last year, i was walking down UBA okoko branch ( those that stay at okoko should know there) and was wearing my combat shorts which was actually the America version that is more of ash and black only for an Army man to stop me and asked me to identify myself.. I ask him to identify himself first and he flashed his id.. I immediately switched to my North Carolina accent ( had my masters there) and said my name and everything. He said i was going to mount his bike and he will take me to barracks at ojo cantonment. I flatly told him that is impossible and brought out my N8 to make a call.. He threatened to smash my phone and i said that i am going to call my pop who is a lawyer and a Senior advocate for that matter ( the second part was a Lie) I called my pop, and he asked me to give my phone to that "assssss" Pop spoke for about 30 seconds,asking when did combat short become a crime in Nigeria bla bla bla.... The soldier ( something Ameh) gave me my phone and rode away and yours faithfully swaggered away... SO YOU SEE OP, YOU ARE AN A:SSSASS ,A COWARD AND A FRAIDY CAT FOR LETTING YOURSELF TO BE BULLIED.. I doubt your story anyway cuz how can you have iPhone5, a BB, and a Nokia torch all at once.. |
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I'm out jare.