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RomanceRe: Has Your Ex Ever Come Back To You?my Experience. by Notatribalist(m): 4:11pm On Dec 23, 2020
thesilentman:
Seasons greeting to all Nairalanders.
An old flame is now desperately trying to find her way back into my life.We broke up due to her double-dating disposition about 3 years ago..I told her that am now married and besides i can't take back a woman that has gone before.She said she's ready to play second fiddle to my wifey.I still said no way.Then she begged to have me on the downlow.That was tempting to me so am still contemplating on the possibility.An extra baby flower for my pounding wouldnt be a crime,at least for variety sake. I didn't envisage this gal would come back oneday begging for my love because the day we broke up[s] i used the belt on her mercilessly, so much that she landed at the clinic.[/s]
Has anyone experienced such before?
In a sane country you suppose they jail..idiot, use belt to beat somebody's daughter.. Thank your start say she non get brother like me,you for regret your fcking life.
RomanceRe: Is It Normal What My Parents Are Doing ? by Notatribalist(m): 3:08pm On Dec 23, 2020
Prettydevil:
My parents never supported any of my siblings growing up, they always told us to go and hustle by ourselves as young as 16 years old. no EDUCATION no training whatsoever, and yeah my father was not very rich but he made about 200k weekly. we all ran out of the house at a tender age because we were trying to look for how to survive since nobody ever supported us. now many years later, my sister's couldn't make it on their own because life is very hard when u have no father, mother, brother, sister, uncle, auntie or anyone that cares about you. they did their best but couldn't stand on their feet. now three of my sisters are homeless so they went back home and guess what, every week my father calls them to a meeting and asks them to contribute money to buy foodstuffs else he kicks them out. he knows fully well they have no job and no home, and he is even richer now and drives three cars. please what do you think about this? my mother is always in support of my father decisions and she even masterminds it most times. is this normal please ? my sisters are in their 40's
I have never seen parents like this before o,chai.They are wicked...I hope non of your sisters commit suicide shall
CrimeRe: Car Battery Thief Caught & Burnt Alive In Akwa Ibom ( Graphic Photos) by Notatribalist(m): 12:02pm On Dec 23, 2020
ThreeEyedRaven:
But when politicians stealing their money comes, they'll be hailing them. Fooools
I dey tell you.Just battery nan e den kill somebody put..We have lost humanity. Though I condemn stealing in strongest term but jungle justice is bad.
InvestmentRe: MBA Forex (please I Need Better Explanation) by Notatribalist(m): 6:08am On Dec 23, 2020
iamalphman:
@Notatribalist how does one chat you up here? Not really conversant with this platform.
+233506032163 WhatsApp
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bombers Planning Christmas Attacks To Embarrass Buhari - DSS by Notatribalist(m): 8:50pm On Dec 22, 2020
fergie001:
SOURCE
Instead of them to work hard to avert it they rather come out to say nonsense just to appeals Buhari..So what do they want us to do now?
CelebritiesRe: Victor Osuagwu Flaunts His Daughter, Angel. Warns Guys by Notatribalist(m): 5:53pm On Dec 22, 2020
debbiebianca2:
Angel Osuagwu, the daughter of Nollywood comic actor, Victor Osuagwu, took to Twitter to share this hilarious video of her dad warning guys not to ask for her number.

Watch The Video Below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v21b0E9inHc
She come resemble mercy Johnson
RomanceRe: I Think My Boyfriend Is Fetish by Notatribalist(m): 5:45pm On Dec 22, 2020
Valenciabaddie:
Hi Guys ..
I need serious matured advice . I have been dating this guy for about a year now ,
When I met him he was jobless but living comfortable due to his parents wealth ,.
I'm 25 and he's 3 years older than me , my problem is that he's too spiritual , he always have bad dreams and because of this he is always going to a celestial church and this makes him bring fetish things home like candles and substances in white container ..

I go to a Pentecostal church but I still continue the relationship and also follow him to his church sometimes.. but lately he brought this black soap home which smells bad and to make matters worse he always wake up at a specific time at night .To have the bath ..

M feeling uncomfortable with him and im beginning to lose interest in him due to these because I don't believe in all this fetish things .What do u guys think ? I'm I overreacting?
Run away from such people. If they hit their lef on stone they will blame it on devil .. If anything happen to him in future be ready to be the witch that's responsible for it o..I can never have anything to do with such person. Tufiakwa
CelebritiesRe: Vector And His Girlfriend Welcome Their First Child (Photos) by Notatribalist(m): 10:41am On Dec 22, 2020
nwekeugochukwu:
Nigerian rapper, Vector, and his girlfriend have welcomed their first child together, a baby girl, IgbereTV reports.

Sharing a photo of the baby's curly hair on Twitter, the rapper wrote:


https://twitter.com/VectorThaViper/status/1341013204760195073?s=19

The baby girl is Vector's second child as he already has a daughter with a former partner.
So why he come dey hide the baby face?Shey ur baby better pass WizKid and davido kids?
Science/TechnologyRe: World's Earliest Python That Lived In Europe 47 Million Years Ago Unearthed (Pix by Notatribalist(m): 12:44am On Dec 22, 2020
emeijeh:
Who calculated the maths?
Don't mind them Jarry
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: FG May Impose A Travel Ban - Lai Mohammed by Notatribalist(m): 7:24pm On Dec 21, 2020
Julleyjulley:
They should keep mulling instead of acting right like saner climes have done.
Don't mind them.
PoliticsRe: Edo APC Start Jubilating by Notatribalist(m): 2:54pm On Dec 21, 2020
senatordave1:
Yes oh
Liar.Its ADC
Nairaland GeneralRe: Apostolic Church Members From Burial Involved In Accident In Akwa Ibom (Graphic) by Notatribalist(m): 12:48pm On Dec 21, 2020
HitlerGaddafi:
If you ask Christians why their God allowed this to happen to his loyal followers, they'd say .

"There's a reason for everything. It happened for a reason. "
Jesus himself was killed, what are you trying to say?
PoliticsRe: Edo APC Start Jubilating by Notatribalist(m): 12:35pm On Dec 21, 2020
Exc2000:
cool



PDP online supporters know this facts, Obaseki and his Lawyers filing lawsuit to stop the trail knows this


The case is simple.... Pejury and Forgery...

If you like call everybody jobless, or Igbo smoker,. This is simply stating political reality


.
was it APC that took the case to court?
CelebritiesRe: Aproko Wins 5 Million Naira And A Car As The Next Naija Comedy Star by Notatribalist(m): 9:31am On Dec 21, 2020
Abudu2000:
seriously I don't know of any alibaba funny talks n he still had the gurs to frown at their jokes
Don't mind alibaba..Dude just they form.
CelebritiesRe: Aproko Wins 5 Million Naira And A Car As The Next Naija Comedy Star by Notatribalist(m): 9:29am On Dec 21, 2020
toffyz:
grin grin.....I'm seeing his picture for the first time and I can deduce from his look that he's very funny.

What a funny look grin
you're lucky to be seeing him for the first time..That means laughter is ahead of you when you finally wacth his comedy video. Especially the one he said he was bounced from church because of his look.Th pastor asked people to come and and give their life to God, but when he came out the pastor asked him to go back,that it is not every life God want..Beside God is already using him to let people knw say devil is real..Make I stop here..GO AND WATCH HIS VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE
CelebritiesRe: Aproko Wins 5 Million Naira And A Car As The Next Naija Comedy Star by Notatribalist(m): 9:25am On Dec 21, 2020
Dreyton36:
Nigeria is the most useless country in the world

Imagine a comedy show , to make people laugh nor easy oo, especially with the countless problems people face daily and yet you still find a way to put a smile on their faces just to win 5 million naira and a car

Whereas a stupid bbnaija show where you'll eat whatever and drink whatever you'll get 30 million and a car
What's valuable or beneficial to the citizens through bbnaija
Having sex in the toilet huh
Insulting others?
Claiming superiority huh

Useless country
What has Nigeria got to do with this?
Aside the insult you poured on Nigeria,you made real point. And this is exactly what I have been thinking. But this show is new I guess,I watched it for the first time..But I believe the subsequent ones will command a bigger price.
CelebritiesRe: Aproko Wins 5 Million Naira And A Car As The Next Naija Comedy Star by Notatribalist(m): 9:21am On Dec 21, 2020
Jodha:
Wow MC Aproko...is making Bayelsa proud....
He's truly talented...very funny with that accent...he deserves it and more..
Aproko is bigger than the show..He is already a star,he was not supposed to be there..Perez and Netete deserve it too.
RomanceRe: People Only Judge Adult Guys After Younger Girls. My Experience Yesterday. by Notatribalist(m): 5:31am On Dec 21, 2020
Uncle93:
So any little thing that happens, people are too quick to call a guy that has anything to do with a younger girl pheodephile . They think younger girls are innocent? What about cases when an adult guy is the victim like me ?

My little sister is 16yrs, her friend is 15 years old, same school[s]. She comes to sleep over at our house once in a while[/s], I noticed that she has a huge crush on me , shes always trying to be touchy and all that. Ive cut her off this act severally , sometimes i do it in a mean embarrassing way.

There was a midnight when Everyone was alseep( My parents house), im usually up till 2 browsing or watching movies in the living room. So this very night i just heard the sound of my sisters door room opened around 12.30 midnight. Something told me it was "kafayat " my sisters friend... ! Boom , the person came in sight and Yes , I was right. It was her.

Wearing a skimpy night gown. She came and sit on my leg and asked what im doing, she noticed it was a movie and laid her head on my chest trying to watch with me.

At this point, I was supper uncomfortable .. then i ordered her to go back to her room, she was very reluctant and was looking disappointed and anget yet acting very seductive . I just walked out on her , went to my room to join my brother. This happened over 4 months ago and till date shes still always showing a strong desire for me. This girl is just 15 yrs and im above 27yrs.




Another experience, that actually happened yesterday. Theres a girl of 16 years who actually has a body of 19/20. She lied to me that she was 19. She has a crazy phat ass (booty) . Which turned me on. We got to know each other better because a met her a few days ago. I had no idea she was just in sss2, she lied that she was doing IGMB , I picked her up from her area yesterday, she was in a nice body fitted short gown. She said we could just chill in the car , so we got a few acholic drink and some grilled chicken and shawarma, My car ac was on and cold , we both sat at the back and parked somewhere private. She was eating the shawarma comfortably, the car was comfortable and i was sipping my drink, nice moment, i don't drink , more like i barely do so a few sips got me fcked . We started gisting and laughing , then i just gave her an unexpected kiss, she returned it and got on top of me right away. SHE started kissing me like a wild IndecentStar while reaching for my D"ck

I didnt know when i got hard, next thing she pulled out my D*ick, pulled up her gown and pulled down her panties and slidded the D inside, sat on it and started riding .. she fcked me till i came inside her , i got turned on while it was happening because her booty was soft and big, I had to beg her to stop. I wasn't my self, didnt expect the sex or started it, just kissed her coz she was cute and she just took it to a whole new level. I wasnt even really myself then . Long story short, later yesterday, I found out she was in ss2 and shes 16years, I got angry that she lied to me , i still havent picked her calls till now. 23 missed calls.

From my first write up, my point is that sometimes. Little girls are corrupt and always throwing themselves at adults but nobody sees this
Where is her parents.
InvestmentRe: What Investment Mistake Would You Never Make In 2021? by Notatribalist(m): 7:24pm On Dec 20, 2020
returncole:
Forex trading
Synthetic indices
I lost 490k
I haven't recovered till now
Every successful traders once failed,but they did not give IP..I believe u didn't do justice to forex..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Leeds - (6 - 2) On 20th December 2020 by Notatribalist(m): 6:08pm On Dec 20, 2020
prinsam30:
this mumu Ole will now resort to defending now instead of more counter attacking
Which match you for see ole defend before?
SportsRe: You Won't Believe Greenwood Did This To Van Dijk by Notatribalist(m): 1:13pm On Dec 20, 2020
My advice is change your ways,if you continue to deceive people you won't make it as youtuber..
RomanceRe: She Want Us To Have Time Table For Sex. I'm Fade Up. by Notatribalist(m): 8:54am On Dec 20, 2020
Zeal0000007:
Pals I'm really fade up on my woman, next year supposed to be our marriage introduction, we've been together for 5years now. I engaged her last 3month ego. over two years now I've been struggling so hard to have sex with her she barely allowed me touch her. she gives allot of excuses during sex, she almost like write down the number of times we have sex in a week. should we have time table for sex?

I can't have access to her body when I want to, and we're staying together, I'm not a wood. It's always one excuse or the other just to avoid sex, she's really frustrating me, and this is someone I want to get married to in months, and I don't want to Cheat on her either because I love her and want the best for us. we're having issues like this now that we are not married what about when we are married. l'm thinking of quitting. she's 22 while I'm 29, she love sex before ,even more than I do, l'm just surprised at this development for the past 2year now, why is it different now, women do all they can to keep their men to themselves, why is mine pushing me away, from my observation there's no one or anything distracting her, she just being wicked to me and stubborn, pals I don't know if there's another option, I wanted to quit or give her a competition by bringing in another woman if that will make her sit up, I'm just fade up.
She is 22 now,and you have been together for 5years.meaning you started fuccking her at 17..

Shame on you..5 good fukking years,she is tired.give her space
PoliticsRe: Just In: The Constitution Should Be Amended To Allow Buhari Go For Third Term by Notatribalist(m): 8:50am On Dec 20, 2020
UmuEri:
Opinion: It is a fact that Constitution is ment for the people and not the other way round, so the national Assembly has every right to amend the Constitution.

The truth is that Buhari is doing very well in all sectors of the economy, don't mind some IPOBs trying to paint him bad.

The level of infrastructural development embarked so far by Mr President is unprecedented. He is fixing all our roads simultaneously and revolutionizing the agric sector.

It is those who don't like his work in the agric sector that are empowering bandits to attack farmers

And all these news you hear about insecurity is a massive conspiracy to bring the President down. The media is exaggerating it

We that didn't support him before have now seen the light. We never knew he could perform this wonderfully and that is why we are now advocating for third term for Mr President.
If you crack this joke for Night of a thousand laugh nan 2 thousand go laugh self,because e too funny. Was your stage name Mr comedian?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 19th December 2020 by Notatribalist(m): 8:38pm On Dec 19, 2020
Christianos:
How many matches does Arteta have to lose before he's fired?

This team is going nowhere. The players are clueless, and there's no help from the bench.

No excuses! Another Manager will do better with this same set of players.
Tell him to swallow his pride and bring in Ozil.
PoliticsRe: Nicholas Ogunji: 17-Year-Old One-Day Abia Governor Sets Inmates Free (Photos) by Notatribalist(m): 8:17pm On Dec 19, 2020
IamHeWrites:
A 17-year-old student of Adventist Technical Secondary School, Ohafia, Abia State Nicholas Ogunji played his role as one-day governor of the state by, among other things, freeing some inmates at Afaraukwu Correctional Centre, Igbere TV reports.

Abia State Governor Okezie Ikpeazu tweeted on Friday evening that Mr Ogunji was the third one-day governor in his five-year-old administration.



https://twitter.com/GovernorIkpeazu/status/1339980185161129986?s=20

Mr Ikpeazu further explained the rationale behind the policy.



https://twitter.com/GovernorIkpeazu/status/1339980199782432768?s=20

In Lagos, a 16-year-old student of Angus Memorial Senior High School Jemimah Marcus will become a one-day governor after winning the state’s Spelling Bee competition.

Lalasticlala
Will he be entitle to the salaries and the areas of former governors? But who noticed the guy has performed in one day than years of Ikpeazu?
PoliticsRe: Thousands Of People Arrive To Join Nnamdi Kanu's ESN(pic&video) by Notatribalist(m): 5:15pm On Dec 19, 2020
Who will pay their salaries, and where will they see the money to run the outfit? That's just my concerns
PoliticsRe: Thousands Of People Arrive To Join Nnamdi Kanu's ESN(pic&video) by Notatribalist(m): 5:09pm On Dec 19, 2020
uptimum123:
Two RPG is enough to kill them all..these people are terrorist
You never use the RPG for boko haram boy o..
CrimeRe: Gunmen Attack Southern Kaduna, Kill 5 Members Of A Family, 2 Others (Graphic) by Notatribalist(m): 12:56pm On Dec 19, 2020
envoymedia:
Gunmen Attack Southern Kaduna Community, Kill Five Members Of A Family, Two Others (Graphic Photos)

Gunmen suspected to be Fulani militia invaded Gora Gan village, in Atyap Chiefdom, Zangon Kataf Local Government Area of Kaduna state, killed five members of a family and two others, IgbereTV reports.

At least 17 houses were razed by the gunmen during the the attack which occurred about 8pm on Thursday night, December 17.

The victims have been identified as Ayuba Sheyin, 65; Jummai Sheyin, 55; Patience Sheyin, 5; Goodluck Sheyin,11 and Saviour Sheyin, 14, all of the same household. Others are Peter Akau, 70 and 35-year-old Joel Ishaya.

The Kaduna State Government confirmed the attack in a statement on Friday, December 18.

“The security agencies carrying out internal security operations in parts of southern Kaduna State have reported that Gora Gan community in Zangon Kataf local government came under attack on Thursday night," the statement reads.

"Troops of Operation Safe Haven, Special Forces of the Defence Headquarters, and police personnel are trailing the attackers.

"Governor Nasir El-Rufai has condemned the killings of innocent citizens as barbaric and inhuman.

"The Governor has directed the State Emergency Management Agency (SEMA) to take inventory of the damages incurred and provide relief materials with immediate effect.

"The Kaduna State Government has also received a report of a sporadic shooting on the Fadan Kagoma-Kwoi Road in Jema’a local government. A driver was shot but has now been stabilized. The Governor has directed an investigation into the circumstances leading to the shooting."

Gladys John wrote on Facebook:


https://www.facebook.com/100001811014508/posts/4677774102292911/?app=fbl

https://igberetvnews.com/1375872/gunmen-attack-southern-kaduna-community-kill-five-members-family-two-others-graphic-photos/
God bless nnadi KANU,I was never in support of his style but I am seeing things differently now..RIP to them
FoodRe: Have You Ever Eaten Ghana Fufu? (photo) by Notatribalist(m): 7:41am On Dec 19, 2020
Preciousgirl:
This is what we Ghanaians call lunch

Fufu with chicken like soup

3y3 d3 ankasa

This lunch can fix any marital problem grin



Egya Alatafo) Yi egyimi grin grin
Why did you poured dirt water on it?

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