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PropertiesRe: Top 10 Cheapest Areas To Rent A Two-bedroom Apartment In Lagos (2026) by NoToPile: 9:11am On Feb 05
Festac is not correct.

Ojo can be higher or even lower it depends.

Badagry will be lower too depending on where in badagry.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by NoToPile: 11:10pm On Feb 03
Esthered:
Good afternoon.

Please I see you're a bit familiar with Morogbo. Please for someone that wants to rent there, is it a waterlogged area especially during rainy season?
Most parts are dry , though the farther you move inside from the Lagos badagry expressway you might get to more swampy/ wet locations as you are getting closer to the lagoon, that area ends at a water body

Follow the general renting in Lagos rule, visit there during the raining season.
FamilyRe: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by NoToPile: 1:01pm On Feb 01
Loool.

You fry meat /dodo when oga is around lasan.

Na to dey use style gist dey put the choppables for mouth dey go angry
Christianity EtcRe: Catholics In Lagos What Do You Think About The New Guidelines?? by NoToPile: 12:45pm On Feb 01
I am not Catholic but I don't understand why church internal matters should be brought on SM.

Why ?

Na wa oo
PoliticsRe: Lagos–Calabar Coastal Highway As Captured By Zaaki Azzay by NoToPile: 7:21pm On Jan 31
This guy zaaki, where has he been?
CelebritiesRe: Angela Okorie Granted ₦5M Bail by NoToPile: 8:29pm On Jan 30
grin grin grin

Chocho cho

Anyone who talks anyhow should face the music
PoliticsRe: LAWMA Issues Stern Warning Over Attacks On Enforcement Officers In Lagos by NoToPile: 9:50am On Jan 30
I want to believe those involved have been arrested and set for prosecution.


No long talk
TravelRe: There Are Only 9 Clean States In Nigeria - StatiSense by NoToPile: 8:54pm On Jan 28
Even those that throw waste inside gutters are talking yenyenyen.

Hypocritical Nigerians
PoliticsRe: DisCos Reject FG’s Free Meter Plan by NoToPile: 8:34pm On Jan 28
Love800:
I really appreciate your comment.

God bless.
You are welcome
PoliticsRe: DisCos Reject FG’s Free Meter Plan by NoToPile: 4:12pm On Jan 28
Love800:
Okay.

But is 33 and band A the same? Because from your explanation, you mentioned that band A and 33 gets good hours of electricity.
Also, the 11kva, are you the one that will nepa that you want to use 11? Or you just find yourself in it.
This is what i really want to understand. Its confusing.

This is my last question.
Thank you.
For your 1st question I can't answer explicitly .

But the 2nd one , it is the consumer that will find his/herself in it except you know the areas that are under 33kva before hand and rent an apartment there.
FashionRe: American Woman Says Nigerian Fashion Has Colonized US Prom (Video) by NoToPile: 10:10pm On Jan 26
Not necessarily wedding dresses, I gu as it's cheaper to order dresses from a Nigerian designer.

Lots of fashion designers get plenty prom orders from obodo.

Good thing though, our designers are trying.

A thread in fashion taken over by the politics people na wa
PoliticsRe: DisCos Reject FG’s Free Meter Plan by NoToPile: 4:51pm On Jan 26
Love800:
Can you tell me the meaning of all these bands pls?
And what does "33" mean?
I use to hear people saying they are using 33.
Not an electrical person but the the different bands have different hours of electricity supply.

Band A being the highest followed by band B and then C and others. I am on band B and we are supposed to have around 16 hours or so, band A is supposed to higher hours

Incidentally we too are also under 33, basically means 33kva, those under 33 seem to have more light than those under 11kva. Those under 11 in my area are almost always in darkness.
PoliticsRe: DisCos Reject FG’s Free Meter Plan by NoToPile: 9:30am On Jan 26
The free meter is yafunyafun in my area band B everywhere free meter but 20k is the cost for registration. They are even giving people 3phase easily.

And I know the installers will collect some amount too. Maybe around 10-15k



It's still fair instead of paying 180k for MAP

MAP is very easy to get once you get your cash at hand within weeks you get your meter.

The only thing people are forgetting is that this free meter is for band A and B forget what minister is saying oo, the reality here is different.
Band C that I know are getting meters under MAP, some people too that can't wait for the free meter and are under band A and B are getting their meters under MAP once you have your almost 200k.o

And the distribution company won't want band C and below people to have meters easily for obvious reasons
TravelRe: Between Concrete And Asphalt (Tarred) Roads Which One Is Better? by NoToPile: 6:52pm On Jan 25
Apapa oshodi expressway concrete road is okay and pleasurable to drive on.
CelebritiesRe: "I Would Have Fought For Custody If Anu Was Ours" - Davido's Father (Video) by NoToPile: 2:24pm On Jan 25
As much as I am not a fan of dDavidos philandering, his father did well , I watched the video some days back. They even tested B red too.

The headline was not the whole sentence he said sha.

After 5 tests with no proof to their bloodline nothing else to say
PoliticsRe: Donna Duke Weds Tobe Rapu (photos) by NoToPile: 3:48pm On Jan 24
People with their terrible mouth, where did the OP get these low quality pictures from sef.

The pictures and video circulating online are different from this the lady is a very pretty lady.
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Twins Are Autistic, Focus On Them – Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Davido's Dad by NoToPile: 8:50pm On Jan 22
It's people like pastor ibiyemomie that fit this woman.


Sue her straight no long talk.
FoodRe: Nigerian Buys A Basket Of Tomatoes For ₦5,000 by NoToPile: 8:35pm On Jan 21
playcharles:
Stop all this nonsense Tinubu, it has always been that way right from time... Every January you get basket Tomato very cheap. While it is between N4,000 to N6,000 up north... In Lagos Mile 12 market, you get it between N8,000 to N14,000 a basket. If them born you well hold this same amount to buy basket tomatoes from March
Every sane person knows the drill is what the stated above, the only problem is when it gets to the month of may where you will buy that same basket 60k people will say it's Tinubu that caused it and I always find it so amusing.

This is tomatoes season, the big red ones let's enjoy it while it lasts , those who can store should store , it will get scarce after harvest season.

Even pepper is cheap this period, those of us in Lagos know these things are cheap not to talk of north where is yafunyafun.
FashionRe: Woman Almost Lost Her Head As Pepper Grinder Pulled Her Long Braid (Photos) by NoToPile: 6:14am On Jan 21
She's very very lucky.


The okada version this accident will be worse.

I just don't understand the concept of extra bombom length braids people are doing now days
TravelRe: Gridlock Looms As Lagos Begins 18-week Repair Of Mazamaza Bridge by NoToPile: 1:54pm On Jan 17
Richtaiwo:
Long overdue indeed.

I passed that road toward the end of last December, and calling it unmotorable would be generous. In fact, even unwalkable feels like an understatement, unleggeable might be the most accurate description, if such a word exists.

The government doesn’t need to announce its closure for maintenance, the road has taken the initiative and shut itself down, permanently and with great enthusiasm since no vehicle worth its name can use the road. Perhaps Danfo and all these korokpe can manage.
Which road are you talking about and which portion of the road is unmotorable . Apart from agbara bustop to carwash which they are presently re constructing with concrete causing poor traffic flow at agbara there's no part of that expressway from mile 2 - agbara that is unmotorable , let's not even talk to badagry at all.

As for the topic , another nightmare begins, going to mile 2 that is always now a smooth ride is now going to be like those days of traffic trauma.
HealthRe: Man Seeks Justice As Nine-month-old Lagos Twins Allegedly Die After Immunisation by NoToPile: 8:26am On Jan 17
This is the 2nd time I am reading of very severe reactions to the 9 months vaccine

Yellow fever,measles, and meningitis

I honestly don't think the 9 months vaccine is supposed to be associated with very very high fever, the penta 6, 10 and 14 weeks is what is notorious for the very high temperature.


Something went horribly wrong, this is so disheartening and traumatic 2 children at once within 24 hours, very terrible.

It happened at a health center where many children would have also received from the same vial that particular day ,may make it a bit difficult to pin point the exact cause.


Only God can console the parents.
FamilyRe: Family Of Six Found Dead In Eleme, Rivers State by NoToPile: 2:34pm On Jan 14
Thedon12:
A source in the area, who gave his name as Obarilomate, said all members of the family died, adding that the development caused panic in the community.

He alleged that the death may have resulted from generator fume, noting that the family had left their power generator set on in their parlour.

However, the Rivers State Police Command, said it has launched investigation into the development to ascertain the actual cause of death.
Are you serious with the bolded? Parlour ke?

Source pls
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Gives Euracare 1 Week To Release Son’s Medical Records by NoToPile: 8:59pm On Jan 12
I follow one anaesthetist lady on FB and then I kind of realized that they are the ones who control a lot. Seems the monitoring of the sedation is very very important, monitoring you constantly till you wake.

Some of us always thought it's always about the surgeons.


Only God can console this woman.
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PoliticsRe: Awujale: Ruling House Slams KWAM1 Over Protest Letter To Abiodun by NoToPile: 1:51pm On Jan 12
Looool very funny.

Na by force

Even if it's the turn of his family they can still reject him.
TV/MoviesRe: Alaba Boys Printing Fake “LG” Logo On Televisions (Video) by NoToPile: 10:00am On Jan 10
See as they are rationalising nonsense.

Why not brand your name on it , you are taking advantage of an established brand
TravelRe: Are There Still Any MOLUE In Lagos? by NoToPile: 3:26pm On Jan 07
I think they still run mile 2- oshodi
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua’s Driver, Adeniyi Kayode, Could Face Life Sentence by NoToPile: 3:17pm On Jan 07
The only matter I see here is driving without a licence , how on earth did he not have a licence.


As for the other stuff , they just want to make him a Scape goat because of the personality involved .

Yeah he was a bad driver but then it's an accident.

If it was AJ behind the wheels will they charge him?
PhonesRe: Top 30 Lagos Emergency Numbers You Should Know by NoToPile: 6:33am On Jan 04
767 and 112 is what a lot of us know, it's functional and works for emergencies and the numbers are there above for the ambulance, emergency response , fire etc


Some of these numbers posted are not even for emergencies it's basically for our information to have the numbers of those agencies.

Citizens mediation center, lawma, water cooperation, nafdac etc is basically for our information.

I don't understand the chocho cho about craming Numbers and save the others you might get need whenever you will need them.
TravelRe: Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Crash On New Year Day: Passengers Trapped, Feared Dead by NoToPile: 7:04am On Jan 02
It is well.

The fears about how smooth that road will always be over speeding.

It will be doing you like to press it more, punch it just a little don't fall for it oo and the commercial drivers get offended when passengers caution them.

Will we now be hoping the road has bumps /holes to slow down drivers?

Those shouting speed limit enforcement blablabla are the same people that will come to castigate the government if they do it.
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Government Cancels Greater Lagos Fiesta 2025 by NoToPile: 9:15am On Dec 31, 2025
What are we not being told ooo.

Methinks it's a security matter.
FamilyRe: Mother's,bathe Your Female Children And Stop Allowing Their Dad Do That by NoToPile: 7:13am On Dec 30, 2025
Which Kain yamayama talk is this nau.

So mother's should not bathe their sons to again nigbayen.

I still bathed for my son yesterday , sometimes those children no dey wash body well, after instructing them on how to do it sometimes you just have give them a thorough bathe.

My husband still bathed for my daughter, if she poops he washes her bum bum with water after she does her own cleaning which may not be clean enough.

Till they are old enough to do perfectly without error parents will have to monitor these things nau.

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