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PoliticsRe: "HEATED Interview! Lere Olayinka BLASTS Arise Hosts Over Wike & Amaechi Saga!" by NoToPile: 6:03pm On Jun 06, 2025
This mr Lere has bad mouth.

Rufai Oseni had it coming though.

'This is a conversation not an interrogation'

'You should also begin to act like a human being that you are supposed to be'

Go and be doing documentary on animal and stop talking to human being'

Let me listen to you my sister I beg, I want to listen to human being'

He also had to bring the traffic offence matter .

Loool and lool😂😂😂
HealthRe: Parents Prepared To Say Goodbye After Toddler Swallows Button Battery by NoToPile: 12:11pm On Jun 05, 2025
Children with putting stuffs in the ear, mouth nose. Stuffs no parents ever wish for, that period will be like hell.

Watching toddlers is not easy. Once they start crawling ehn it is finished.

Reason why some schools/day care don't allow hair beads of any form.
EducationRe: WASSCE 2024 Fraud: WAEC Warns KC,Igbobi,CMS,106 Others,Derecognises 9 (See List) by NoToPile: 2:38pm On Jun 04, 2025
I don't know if they are having any wassace exams today but there's a school behind us where students write ssce,

I was just hearing No1 A , 2, B 3, C etc etc.

I just hope it was not waec exam.
PropertiesRe: What Is Your Worse Experience With A Wicked Landlord by NoToPile: 9:56am On Jun 04, 2025
9 out of 10 harsh landlords you see .It's tenants that taught landlords to be wicked.

And wicked in Nigerian terms means Obeying the terms of agreement,paying your rent and utilities as at when due and an average Nigerian is so undisciplined.
When a tenant says a landlord is wicked it mostly the above.

I have told my mum to let me handle one of her tenants legally all this while she's still using church mind ,the yeye guy has been owing rent since January ending now transferred 40 percent of the money to my mum this week no prior discussion nothing, because she's nice and their rent is about 40 percent lower of what is obtainable in the area.
All amenities available, prepaid water neat compound etc.

That's how he does every year, shey if na landlady wey dey use house rent feed nko? Kasala will burst.

Someone I have supposed to have given 7days intention to recover premises when his rent expired since February so he can get the hell out of the house make better person enter.

I am still looking at them. angry
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Recommence Monthly Environmental Sanitation (Photos) by NoToPile: 8:46pm On Jun 03, 2025
wirinet:
Those trucks with LAWMA signs are private waste disposal trucks, they don't belong to Lagos State government.

Why are you exonerating the government, is waste management infrastructure available and people refuse to use it. Are they waste bins on our roads, bus stops sbd parks, and people refuse to use them? Are there well maintained public toilets at strategic points and people ignore them? What of sewage. Is there a centralised or even decentralised sewage system? Many house in lagos lack toilets, in most-face-me-I-face-you houses you have 10 families sharing one toilet.
Partially correct at bolded, there are the PSPs which are franchisees and LAWMA itself has trucks which belongs to Lawma I e Lagos state government. most people don't know the difference anyway . So Lagos state government has trucks that we see on the road every blessed day, both morning and night .If those trucks don't roll out just for 12 hours there would be an epidemic and they normally don't cart out waste street to street (that's for the PSPs) they clear the waste brought to the highways, road median, junctions by coconut head residents.


Now like I said the govt is not totally to blame
Put waste bins on the road what happens?
Open public toilets we mess it up.
As for sewage I don't have information on that.
So will we blame the govt for lack of toilets in private homes? Now when the Environmental health officers sanction for these same toilet and waste water offences we say govt is harsh so what do we do.

It's a systemic problem especially on the part of the residents.
HealthRe: One Death Every Seven Minutes: Nigeria, The World's Worst Country To Give Birth by NoToPile: 9:26am On Jun 03, 2025
One thing I appreciate Lagos state for is the revamping of PHCs.

It has helped a lot who ordinarily wouldn't go to hospital.

Until Primary health care centers are well equipped.....
PoliticsRe: FG Warns Car Dealer Over Viral Video Mocking Civil Servants by NoToPile: 9:16am On Jun 03, 2025
Make your advert without snide remarks.

Don't add to the pressure on some peeps, why singling out civil servants ? The higher percentage of Nigerians can't afford his cars.

If he had said not everyone can't afford this car nobody will even reason his matter, they have been talking about this guy's mode of advert on other SM platform to the extent NOA had to talk about it.

Before you know now they will be investigating if his business is clean or not , his source of money, who's bankrolling him it's just a matter of time, some people just like attracting unnecessary attention to themselves. If they reason his matter ehn e go long.

You have your market base , you know civil servants are not part of it, keep shut and sell your cars to your customers.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Eno Jerry Eze Goes To The Gym In A Dazzling Outfit! by NoToPile: 11:40am On Jun 02, 2025
Godsonkemz:
Most pentecostal churches are making mockery of God by promoting immorality, indecency and 'come as you are' pattern of worship where you see a street hoe with skimpy and seductive dresses leading the choir and young yahoo ritualists showing off their cars, iPhones and Jewelleries.
You see this table you are shaking Christians are not ready to listen to it. You talk too much they say don't judge.
You over talk they say his grace is sufficient. Shall we continue in din that grace may abound? The bible said God fotbid . I wonder what all these new generation churches are teaching young Christians these days. They seem to forget that God is a God of mercy and a God of judgement it's like they don't teach them that part too.

Imagine peeps talking about camel toe or not about a G.Os wife, a ministry that millions attend their programme.

I just imagine what will happen when the older generation of pastors are called to glory.its a thing to worry about o.
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Recommence Monthly Environmental Sanitation (Photos) by NoToPile: 9:23am On Jun 02, 2025
ElevationD:
Well for your information, all cities have litters on streets and drainages. The difference why you see them all clean is called GOVERNANCE. It is the duty of government to have agencies who handle them all. Government provide the resources used to purchase trucks and dustbins that are scattered all over the places. Government employs the workers that do the jobs and ensure proper supervision. They all do their jobs, picking refuse everywhere, cleaning the roads and ensuring that their environments are cleans and their communities and cities beautiful for habitation. That’s the job of government. That’s one of the reasons why you pay taxes.

Oga, Lagos has LAWMA, just like other states have their equivalents. Ask yourself if all of them are efficient. Go around the entire length and breathe of the whole country and you will find the same story. Lawma does not have enough trucks. Lawma is understaffed. That’s the same story all over the country. Even their contractors must be clean first or understand what cleanliness is all about.


Where in the whole world do you find places like Ojota’s olososun refuse dumpsite? What about the whole stretch of Lanre to General hospital along Igando - LASU road?

Do not support irresponsible leaders and those whose stock in trade is to swindle you, while you give them your support, after collecting bribes.
Nigerians need to change first if we will have a cleaner country.

Hope you know those places were dumpaites when they were far in the bush and they have announced both will be closed down

Nigerians are dirty and corrupt period and when they go abroad they conform.

The only language understood is force.
You say lawma is not efficient right, let lawma strike for just 6hours you will understand what they do.

I have personally seen their trucks clear a road median of waste and just as they leave, aboki comes comes to pour waste with cart in that same location and you will be like ahan.

When the commissioner said the cart pushers are a cartel he was right.

You employ people to sweep waste, employ to monitor those who sweep the waste, then employ people to arrest those pouring waste on the road , how much manpower will you pay to ensure people do the right thing.

Also Lagosians don't want to pay the PSP they want free services.

We need to be hard on lagosians and an average lagosian is stubborn , anyone caught pouring waste anyhow should be arrested tried and sent to prison that's the only way we learn , with force .

Our problem is systemic , concerning this waste issue I wouldn't fault the govt entirely the citizens are to be blamed majorly. Very dirty, undisciplined . Shit everywhere, pour waste everywhere do anything anyhow . Once there are consequences they will shape in.

What we understand as Nigerians are consequences and force.
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Recommence Monthly Environmental Sanitation (Photos) by NoToPile: 6:02am On Jun 02, 2025
For those shouting about covered drainages I can tell you for free that for most parts of Lagos badagry expressway way that have covered drainages, the gutters are filled to the brim and blocked with whatever, nylons cans, waste.

How this happens I don't know.

When citizens are dirty they are dirty , covered drainages or not. People that shit anywhere and everywhere.
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Recommence Monthly Environmental Sanitation (Photos) by NoToPile: 6:00am On Jun 02, 2025
wirinet:
In Nigeria, government's responsibilities are always pushed to the citizens, particularly poor citizens. Lagos State Government has no sanitation trucks, have no waste disposal facilities/incinerators, have no sanitation officers, but want to put the responsibility of disposing waste on ordinary citizens, by infringing on the fundamental constitutional rights of free movement, which the courts have already frowned on.
Are you sure of the bolded?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Eno Jerry Eze Goes To The Gym In A Dazzling Outfit! by NoToPile: 3:13pm On Jun 01, 2025
They can afford a private gym let them have it in their home or stop posting gym matters on SM it's that simple.


This stuff is not necessary.
EducationRe: Technical College Students To Get N45,000 Monthly — FG by NoToPile: 8:57pm On May 28, 2025
Good move, will attract people to apply, I saw it on watsap and I have sent the info to one girl I know , the family doesn't have the means.

Let peeps be whining themselves on SM, reality is different .

45k stipend makes sense .
FamilyRe: Lagos Couple In Messy Divorce Battle by NoToPile: 1:57am On May 25, 2025
Very messy .

All of them get for body including father in law .
Marriage is very deep such that both of them might even be telling their own truth.
CrimeRe: Policeman Chasing Motorcyclist Falls Into Deep Gutter In Lagos (Photos/Video) by NoToPile: 1:40am On May 25, 2025
But the place seemed cordoned off with caution tape, how did he not see what we are seeing in the video .
PetsRe: A Young Lady Fell Victim To Her Own Dogs She Trained (video) by NoToPile: 8:44pm On May 24, 2025
Na person wey dog never attack before go dey speak grammer.

It's water I went to fetch in a neighbour's compound as a tenager when one of those foreign dogs ran and jumped towards me, I screamed closed my eyes and hoped for the best, no where to run I was by the wall. The owner ran out on hearing me scream

Anything dogs never ever even ekuke, whether puppy oo any one never Olorun maje. Any compound that has dogs I no go rent there.

Merely remembering the incident more than 15yrs later makes me shiver.

The kind of dogs I see people walk along the road these days make me shiver , dogs looking like monsters , very huge and scary.
CrimeRe: The Moment Police Shot 14-Year-Old Boy In Ibadan (Graphic Video) by NoToPile: 12:16pm On May 22, 2025
Ikunle abiayamo oo

Very avoidable incident. His wife will never forgive him. Even himself will always remember that day in pain, never forgive himself too Too many what ifs..
That family can never remain same .



An innocent boy has been cut short.
FamilyRe: List Of Old English Names That Were Popular In Nigeria Before by NoToPile: 10:27am On May 22, 2025
The meaning is more important.

My children name are among the 'old names' as a biblical name.
PoliticsRe: Man Compares Lagos Streets, Waste Management During Sanwo-olu, Ambode, Fashola by NoToPile: 10:57am On May 21, 2025
lexy2014:
what has being in waste management business or being stakeholder in wastemanagement got to to do with questions I asked her?

Pls go and read her post properly before you start talking. you just jumped in without reading her comments properly and you are just talking off point
I read her post You should understand that to most lagosians Visionscape never operated. All of us a not living in high brow areas , the lekki and ikoyis they concentrated on and even in these areas there were problems .So yes she is right to most lagosians they were never in operation. People relate to what they can see, some never saw a Visionscape truck throughout the short time they spent unlike the psps we see coming to our streets. Even in the ghetto.

When more than 70percent of residents don't feel your impact what then are you doing.
PoliticsRe: Man Compares Lagos Streets, Waste Management During Sanwo-olu, Ambode, Fashola by NoToPile: 10:51am On May 21, 2025
lexy2014:
what has being in waste management business or being stakeholder in wastemanagement got to to do with questions I asked her?

are you saying that through out the period Ambode was governor Visionscape never operated and did not carry out any business on behalf of Lagos state government?
From your response your answer is a no.

She said ambode suspened the psp operators and brought in a foreign company , you said it's untrue . I responded to what you said, what did she say that is untrue ?

Is it that ambode didn't suspend the psp operators
Or he didn't bring a foreign company


Now Visionscape (the foreign company ) operations is another thing entirely, like I said in a post above , they failed- woefully if I may add
PoliticsRe: Man Compares Lagos Streets, Waste Management During Sanwo-olu, Ambode, Fashola by NoToPile: 10:46am On May 21, 2025
Mopolchi:
Yes with his Cleaner Lagos jargon, this was the beginning of the failure of waste management in Lagos
Waste management in Lagos has not recovered more than 5 years later, all the efforts of Fashola on this matter wiped off by a single policy.

When you go to the radio station and announce that residents shouldn't pay for waste again and they are quoting the jingle 6years later, you understand there's a problem.

Brought in one company to do the job of over 425 psp operators , and they don't even have enought trucks to start with. Came with big grammer , forgetting our terrain is tough grammer no dey do am and then within weeks we all saw that theory is different from practical.
PoliticsRe: Man Compares Lagos Streets, Waste Management During Sanwo-olu, Ambode, Fashola by NoToPile: 10:37am On May 21, 2025
lexy2014:
very very untrue. where did you get your information?

if you were in Lagos at the time, how did you come up with what you typed?
What then is true if the poster is wrong?

Do you live in Lagos?

Are you in the waste management business or a stakeholder in wastemanagement in Lagos?

She is 100percent right.
PoliticsRe: Man Compares Lagos Streets, Waste Management During Sanwo-olu, Ambode, Fashola by NoToPile: 10:36am On May 21, 2025
Sheuns:
Ambode stopped being governor since 2019. This man there now has spent almost 6 years as governor. Why the hell are we still blaming Ambode?

Fashola reshaped Lagos in his first 4 years. Sanwo Olu is a big failure and a mess. His appointees are bigots that do not tackle issues but rather engage in banters on twitter when called out.
You need to be in the waste management business in Lagos to really understand the impact of amboes 4y ears on the waste management system in Lagos state. I can assure you the state has not recovered from it. Infact all these still happening years later are a ripple effect of his policies.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Govt Shuts Down Cubana Chief Priest’s Restaurant by NoToPile: 9:08pm On May 19, 2025
They don't want to pay their psp operators.


Na dem government is bad govt is bad, while they are worse.

Fine them to the last. cheesy
FamilyRe: Marrying As A Second Wife by NoToPile: 10:16am On May 19, 2025
bukatyne:
Sister side chic,

The man is giving you the 'emotional tickles and not feeling married' because there is a woman doing the emotional labour. The wife is hilding the forth for him that's why he has the time and mind to play love.

Since the love for each other is flying around, you should ask yourself why
1. A woman who loves her husband is gingering him to marry a second wife
2. A husband so IN LOVE with his wife has the emotional capacity to court another woman
3. You, so in love with the family is willing to insert yourself in it.

My guess is the man has weird sexual tastes, the wife is tired of his shenanigans, they are looking for someone for 3some, the wife wants to fully pursue her own interests or the wife is a lesbian.

Ire o!
Bukabuka I dey hail ooo

Something is weird about the whole story, we all can see it.
FoodRe: It's Like Yam Is Now For The Elite Class by NoToPile: 10:27pm On May 16, 2025
I still bought some pieces of 2k yam today.

Yam is always expensive this period ,looking dry and sweet. New yams will soon be here.
PoliticsRe: Alaafin Of Oyo Visits President Bola Ahmed Tinubu by NoToPile: 10:15pm On May 16, 2025
This asooke mu wan gan.

O gbe
HealthRe: Dandruff Is Driving Me Into Depression! by NoToPile: 8:05pm On May 16, 2025
Love800:
How can one cure dandruff?

Anytime i go to the salon to cut my hair, white stuffs is seen flying everywhere, like powder being blown by breeze!
Inside the following week after the barbing, after a while when through with my bath, my head will be shinning all white with dry white flakes falling from my head. Maybe when my hair is now fully grown back, nobody notices the white stuff again. After sometime when i visit the salon again for an hair-cut, the problem continues again!

NOTE: i have tried many solutions but no one has been effective! How do i get it off my hair/head?


*File photo for illustration
Your Early morning urine pour it on your hair let it drip through your hair , wear a shower cap keep it in for 30minutes and then wash off, with water and then shampoo the hair.

Shikena.

For the most rugged of dandruff.

If you will do it it works.
EducationRe: Video Of JAMB Registrar, Oloyede, Crying While Apologising For UTME Errors by NoToPile: 9:48pm On May 14, 2025
I Kuku don't understand the tears. Good thing he accepted responsibility.

Sebi they said it was a technical error

The needful should be done for the affected candidates
TravelRe: Fuelled By Hunger: Luxury Vehicle Owners Hit The Streets As Taxi Drivers by NoToPile: 8:11am On May 12, 2025
Not a new thing .

All legit hustle na hustle as fuel too cost.
EducationRe: Jamb 2025 Underaged Result by NoToPile: 5:23am On May 11, 2025
lovelybobo:
Get systems for them first, and after that you can register them for Cisco Networking Academy online. Most of the contents are free, and the materials are very easy to use.
This is the link
https://www.netacad.com/
Thanks a lot.
EducationRe: My Mentee Got 312 In JAMB, 94 In Mathematics! by NoToPile: 9:52pm On May 10, 2025
haybhi1:
Buy lamlard for your children. Make sure they read it.
Quoted for reference

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