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Travel › Re: Gridlock Looms As Lagos Begins 18-week Repair Of Mazamaza Bridge by NoToPile: 1:54pm On Jan 17
Richtaiwo:
Long overdue indeed.

I passed that road toward the end of last December, and calling it unmotorable would be generous. In fact, even unwalkable feels like an understatement, unleggeable might be the most accurate description, if such a word exists.

The government doesn’t need to announce its closure for maintenance, the road has taken the initiative and shut itself down, permanently and with great enthusiasm since no vehicle worth its name can use the road. Perhaps Danfo and all these korokpe can manage.
Which road are you talking about and which portion of the road is unmotorable . Apart from agbara bustop to carwash which they are presently re constructing with concrete causing poor traffic flow at agbara there's no part of that expressway from mile 2 - agbara that is unmotorable , let's not even talk to badagry at all.

As for the topic , another nightmare begins, going to mile 2 that is always now a smooth ride is now going to be like those days of traffic trauma.
Health › Re: Man Seeks Justice As Nine-month-old Lagos Twins Allegedly Die After Immunisation by NoToPile: 8:26am On Jan 17
This is the 2nd time I am reading of very severe reactions to the 9 months vaccine

Yellow fever,measles, and meningitis

I honestly don't think the 9 months vaccine is supposed to be associated with very very high fever, the penta 6, 10 and 14 weeks is what is notorious for the very high temperature.


Something went horribly wrong, this is so disheartening and traumatic 2 children at once within 24 hours, very terrible.

It happened at a health center where many children would have also received from the same vial that particular day ,may make it a bit difficult to pin point the exact cause.


Only God can console the parents.
Family › Re: Family Of Six Found Dead In Eleme, Rivers State by NoToPile: 2:34pm On Jan 14
Thedon12:
A source in the area, who gave his name as Obarilomate, said all members of the family died, adding that the development caused panic in the community.

He alleged that the death may have resulted from generator fume, noting that the family had left their power generator set on in their parlour.

However, the Rivers State Police Command, said it has launched investigation into the development to ascertain the actual cause of death.
Are you serious with the bolded? Parlour ke?

Source pls
Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie Gives Euracare 1 Week To Release Son’s Medical Records by NoToPile: 8:59pm On Jan 12
I follow one anaesthetist lady on FB and then I kind of realized that they are the ones who control a lot. Seems the monitoring of the sedation is very very important, monitoring you constantly till you wake.

Some of us always thought it's always about the surgeons.


Only God can console this woman.
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Politics › Re: Awujale: Ruling House Slams KWAM1 Over Protest Letter To Abiodun by NoToPile: 1:51pm On Jan 12
Looool very funny.

Na by force

Even if it's the turn of his family they can still reject him.
TV/Movies › Re: Alaba Boys Printing Fake “LG” Logo On Televisions (Video) by NoToPile: 10:00am On Jan 10
See as they are rationalising nonsense.

Why not brand your name on it , you are taking advantage of an established brand
Travel › Re: Are There Still Any MOLUE In Lagos? by NoToPile: 3:26pm On Jan 07
I think they still run mile 2- oshodi
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua’s Driver, Adeniyi Kayode, Could Face Life Sentence by NoToPile: 3:17pm On Jan 07
The only matter I see here is driving without a licence , how on earth did he not have a licence.


As for the other stuff , they just want to make him a Scape goat because of the personality involved .

Yeah he was a bad driver but then it's an accident.

If it was AJ behind the wheels will they charge him?
Phones › Re: Top 30 Lagos Emergency Numbers You Should Know by NoToPile: 6:33am On Jan 04
767 and 112 is what a lot of us know, it's functional and works for emergencies and the numbers are there above for the ambulance, emergency response , fire etc


Some of these numbers posted are not even for emergencies it's basically for our information to have the numbers of those agencies.

Citizens mediation center, lawma, water cooperation, nafdac etc is basically for our information.

I don't understand the chocho cho about craming Numbers and save the others you might get need whenever you will need them.
Travel › Re: Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Crash On New Year Day: Passengers Trapped, Feared Dead by NoToPile: 7:04am On Jan 02
It is well.

The fears about how smooth that road will always be over speeding.

It will be doing you like to press it more, punch it just a little don't fall for it oo and the commercial drivers get offended when passengers caution them.

Will we now be hoping the road has bumps /holes to slow down drivers?

Those shouting speed limit enforcement blablabla are the same people that will come to castigate the government if they do it.
Politics › Re: Lagos State Government Cancels Greater Lagos Fiesta 2025 by NoToPile: 9:15am On Dec 31, 2025
What are we not being told ooo.

Methinks it's a security matter.
Family › Re: Mother's,bathe Your Female Children And Stop Allowing Their Dad Do That by NoToPile: 7:13am On Dec 30, 2025
Which Kain yamayama talk is this nau.

So mother's should not bathe their sons to again nigbayen.

I still bathed for my son yesterday , sometimes those children no dey wash body well, after instructing them on how to do it sometimes you just have give them a thorough bathe.

My husband still bathed for my daughter, if she poops he washes her bum bum with water after she does her own cleaning which may not be clean enough.

Till they are old enough to do perfectly without error parents will have to monitor these things nau.
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua: FRSC Blames Excessive Speed, Wrongful Overtaking For Car Crash by NoToPile: 10:46pm On Dec 29, 2025
MarkNsukkaBread:
That means the driver intentionally avoided using his own side to hit the truck when he realised it was stationary and he was over speeding.

This accident was 90% due to driver's carelessness and he should be prosecuted!
How would he have intentionally avoided using his own left side to hit the truck ?

The truck was at the right side the driver is at the left, he had an impact with the truck parked at the right by it was not a total head on collision

How does one intentionally avoid using his own left side to hit a truck parked by the right which he would most likely be trying to avoid, the right side would be affected more nau because the first instinct would most likely be to try swerving back to the left though too late not necessarily intentional.

Phew accidents are always terrible sha
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua: FRSC Blames Excessive Speed, Wrongful Overtaking For Car Crash by NoToPile: 10:33pm On Dec 29, 2025
Speedy recovery, and RIp to the victims

But nobody can blame this on bad roads, any other thing but bad road as everybody knows Lagos Ibadan expressway is not bad.

It's so solid that you might be tempted to press the throttle beyond your normal range, don't yield to that temptation, that thing will always be pushing you punch it, press it just a little don't fall for it o, its like that thing telling you is a spirit.

Everyone stay safe, the amount of disasters the past few days has been alarming .
Politics › Re: Bodija Explosion: Makinde Got ₦30bn, Remaining ₦20bn Withheld — Governor's Aide by NoToPile: 10:31pm On Dec 28, 2025
Loool , confession time.

Naija politics.
Travel › Re: Nigerians Pay The Cheapest Domestic Air Fares Globally – Air Peace CEO, Onyema by NoToPile: 9:54pm On Dec 28, 2025
What I find interesting is the fact that this thread is just 3 pages.
Properties › Re: Lagos Landlords Will Make Many Destitute In 2026 by NoToPile:
Loolz even the agbara axis you are talking about is now pricey.

One room and parlor self contain on my street went for 1million 20k total package to pay 700 yearly and the smaller apartment 920k total package to pay 600k yearly.

Everybody dey package their landlord now with good behaviour though we have some considerate ones.

My mum's property in that axis we still collect 250k for decent room and parlor self contain, prepaid , decent fenced compound, cemented floor and the increment to 250k was because they misbehaved it's 150 they were paying, grandma no gree increase with church mind after all these years. I have told her it's because she doesn't survive on house rent that's why , landlords that survive on their rent will increase as inflation occurs , they no send you.

After the nonsense last year I got a lawyer increased with 100k and added 6 months quit notice, 6 months increment notice to coincide with the expiry of their rent. You can't pay you leave.

You cant be paying less than 50 percent of the market rate and be doing anyhow simply because it's an old woman that is living in the compound with you.

I knew they were not going to leave sha and they didn't,( when the least yamayama self contain is going for around 500k rent only ) they paid their increment jejely and comported themselves moving forward, now everybody pays their security levy on time and compound cleaning. No more nonsense.



Some tenants atimes cause some of these things. There are some landlords who just want people to take care of their house and collect minimal fees.
Politics › Re: Awujale: KWAM1 Withdrew Case To Fine-tune Legal Strategy, Says Lawyer by NoToPile: 8:36am On Dec 25, 2025
Mtchewww this man has a big problem
Crime › Re: Invictus Obi Released From US Prison After Serving 5 Years For Fraud by NoToPile: 6:48am On Dec 25, 2025
Awon aspire to inspire geng
Politics › Re: Power Outage Temporary, Supply To Return In 48 Hours – Adelabu by NoToPile: 6:39am On Dec 24, 2025
Strange enough we have been having light constantly , I have been hearing complaints for about 3 days now about electricity, the only difference is they now take it between 7 and 10pm and be flashing constantly.

Our church member who is under one 11kva around had to come and put Christmas croaker fish in freezer. No light at all at her end.

This is not a good period not to have light

Our 20hours plus is still constant.
Health › Re: Outrage As Newlywed Mother Dies Hours After Delivery In Lekki Hospital by NoToPile: 9:03pm On Dec 21, 2025
Some commenters on the first page need to be floggedd with oraimo cord, everything is always about how to be bashing females.

From the comments I saw on Facebook about post partum haemorrhage doctors said it's one of the scariest if not scariest situations they have ever experienced in practice, and that it happens so fast, even mothers who passed through it testified they were in the valley of death.

I never really understood whyy my people always said eku ewu omo until I started having children, why attribute danger to childbirth some would say ? But it is what it is.

Off the topic.
Now I will say this if you live in Lagos and cant afford the creme de la creme of the private hospitals ( they are actually very pricey) abeg go for Lagos Maternal and child centers in the general hospitals .It can be stressful because queue is always long but at least they are always well equipped with professionals and also incase the baby needs NICU they will easily get admitted and by God's grace all will be well.

You want to deliver in an hospital that has no blood bank, oxygen no, NICU with incubator phototherapy stuff no.

Koju ma ri ibi oo.
Family › Re: What Do I Gift My Destiny Helper? by NoToPile: 8:41pm On Dec 21, 2025
Find something good and gift him, that you can afford. A live chicken can be perfect this season

He has already helped you, you think you have to reward a good gesture which is perfect.


The person on my street who linked me up to his relative who recommended me for a job back then , that Christmas I gave a Christmas hamper , it was around 20k worth that year. He was so excited that he even called his relative to inform him I gave him a Christmas gift.
I patiently waited for months before Christmas because I knew he wouldn't want to collect any gift from me or my mum but I also knew he wouldn't reject an end of the year gift.
Properties › Re: Lagos Tenancy Bill Mandates Court Orders For Tenant Evictions by NoToPile: 4:33pm On Dec 21, 2025
Hahahaha

At least tenants too now can't overstay without payment, tenants from hell, dem plenty here for NL awon stay 6month after quit notice without paying.

Most people will leave after the expiration of their quit notice anyway or simply beg for more time ,it's troublesome people that always overstay or those that owe with pride and still threaten the landlord.



Some landlords sef will just go spiritual, they won't even say pim , na the tenant go pack him loads run.
Health › Re: Help! My New Insecticide Treated Net Is Burning My Face by NoToPile: 9:17am On Dec 19, 2025
Walezy2020:
Omo currently facing serious burning sensation on my face had been experiencing it b4 but today's own was bad in sense that I had contact with the net directly totally forgot I haven't washed & sun dry it,I gave someone she didn't washed it she used it & complained to me of heat that the net is made of rubber that's why & I remembered then she didn't washed it she only asked me to spread under sun rain even fell on it.make I no lie I wasn't myself the pain am experiencing Is much because my mumu used it like blanket totally forgot & funny enough I just barb & shaved last night.....God almighty will see me tru in Jesus name had learnt my lesson
Eyah so sorry oo.
Amen to your prayer
Politics › Re: American Shipping Firm Accuses Nigerian Operators Of Vandalizing $900,000 Tanker by NoToPile: 8:40pm On Dec 18, 2025
Sounds like what a Nigerian can do, especially that intimidating with security personally and threatening part.

Na so so wayo.
Romance › Re: Lady Asks A Man To Send His Account Details For A Full Refund After A Date (pix) by NoToPile: 6:52am On Dec 15, 2025
1972xy:
Nigerians didnt really know what a date really implies.
It is not all about food. It is not all about sex.
It is an opportunity for both parties to meet each other and discuss each other.
Discuss family, education, work, personal interest, past relationships,success, failures, friends, goals, future etc
From these discussions while on dining ,you cab be able to assess your partner if it is suitable for you to accept as a potential suitor.
Not ,just to go and eat and you assumed that you have gotten a girl friend or a boy friend..
Be wise.
Once someone says she went on a date in this our country there's always this assumption that sex was involved or sex must be involved or they are already in a relationship simply because they went out.


There's always a lot you can even assess by speaking with the person face to face (not phone calls).
Romance › Re: Lady Asks A Man To Send His Account Details For A Full Refund After A Date (pix) by NoToPile: 5:35am On Dec 14, 2025
No comment about their matter but how some people can't infer that what she posted there is what both of them ate is baffling.

It's there in plain sight , once you see you should know she's talking about 2 of them.
Politics › Re: SMS Between Primate Ayodele And Bayo Adelabu by NoToPile: 10:19pm On Dec 13, 2025
One very important thing one must have as a Christian is the spirit of discernment.
Culture › Re: Fusengbuwa Royal House Replied K1, Rejected His Lineage Form by NoToPile: 7:57pm On Dec 11, 2025
ajalawole:
Na money go still settle this one.... If K1 drop like 1million dola.... Everyone for that family go calm down.
Money to settle who ?


Anyway everyone knows he claims fidipote , now the Fusengbuwa family has told him the story that he's not one of them in plain English.

What was he even thinking sef
Culture › Re: Awujale: Family Orders KWAM 1 To Prove Lineage, Warns Against ‘Strangers' by NoToPile: 3:00pm On Dec 07, 2025
Laple0541:
KWAM1 have been claiming Fidipóte, he even sang a song with some lines like this:

Emi gan omo oba Ayinde Ade Wasiu mi,
omo Anifowose,
ni FIDIPOTE MOLE nile baba tobimi lómò.


However, overnight, he’s claiming a membership of FUSEGBUWA. What a turnaround! Anyway, either he’s from the family or not, I don’t think he merits the position. There are better candidates for the position.
You sef see am now claiming Fusengbuwa. Let him provide geanology nau.

There are far better candidates, people that won't leave the stool for drags.

Arrh, my people won't dare make that mistake.
Culture › Re: Awujale: Family Orders KWAM 1 To Prove Lineage, Warns Against ‘Strangers' by NoToPile: 2:54pm On Dec 07, 2025
Lool, I trust my people.

I wonder how hes's now from the Fusengbuwa ruling house , every body knows him as someone from fidipote ruling house(some have even said his father is not originally from ijebus ode)

Shey as he now sees it's the turn of the Fusengbuwa he's now claiming to be from the house.

I don't even understand his Mata sef


Even if he's from fusengbuwa out of all the people of timber and caliber in the ruling houses it will now be kwam 1 tallazol. There's a charisma thats attached to that throne and he has not displayed such in the past and even more recently.

The mere fact that he's lobbying for it is a turn off.

Ijebus are elites oo.
Celebrities › Re: KWAM 1: Wasiu Ayinde Wants To Be The Next Awujale Of Ijebuland by NoToPile: 10:16pm On Dec 05, 2025
Looool,

Abeg let the Fusengbuwa ruling house present their consensus candidate. Kwam 1 ke grin



Make I call mumsie for raw undiluted and full gist.

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