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EzzyCarter:
Something for the haters to relax on while you serve them their food

Ok

2buffagain:
This is exactly the type of shit we as men need to stop doing.

Oh wait, you're not a man. You're a boy.

What did I do

They are copying Nokia's camera style
Nokia all the way

My Airtel 4g sim is now showing 3g it is not more 4g and sometimes it will not connect to the internet It will only be working for Google apps only.
Pls is anyone else having the same problem

Before concluding that is what you guys say too most Nigerian president remember jonatJon

Dumb dumbs I didn't say I believed it I just wanted to hear your opinions
Una wicked see as una just dey attack me
Wetin Musa no go see for gate

DRIVING

I can't believe an alien can drive, do you? Lil has been seen driving different cars all around, wait do you think alien can be issued a driving license? Can't tell.





Do you all think this is real or just been prop?

What is your say on this or do you have any idea of what he was? You can drop your comment here or search him up.

CRUISING WITH GIRLS



He has also been spotted with girls too, anyone can be with a woman it doesn't matter who you are, but to me an alien matters a lot, is this possible?

WORKING OUT

he has been spotted working out in the gym too, how can he do that with his skinny body? Well look at the pictures very well

HE SMOKE AND DRINK

I have seen a lot of people smoking both young and adult but I have never seen any creature that smokes or drink, lil mayo has been seen smoking and drinking different times... Amazing?

There was ongoing viral pictures of an alien said to live in the United states of america known as "Lil mayo" he has caught a lot of attention on Instagram and has a million of followers

As at 2018 "Lil mayo" hit 1.5 million of followers on Instagram and he was seen partying with a lot of celebrity, such as rihanna , and ex- US president "barrack O Obama"

TOP FACT ABOUT "LIL MAYO"

HE IS A CELEBRITY

Having a thousands of followers on Instagram is said to be consider as a celebrity, for Lil mayo he's got a millions of followers, much more than some celebrity do...

HE WAS SEEN DIFFERENT TIMES WITH HIGH PROFILE PEOPLE.

You as a human how many times have you been or roll out with a superstar or a high profile politicians? Well in this alien case it is quite different, he has been spotted with the likes of, drakes, young thug, Travis Scott, barrack Obama, rihanna and A$ap Rocky and others...

CoronaVirusPro:
Short plumpy thingy

Looking like half bag of beans..

Damn! See as fat & oil dey drip for whole body.

I don't know why short dwarfs always believe they can be beautiful. The height difference that get them unnoticed always pushing them to do the extra ordinary foolish just to get noticed. E.g Davido, Oshiomole e.t.c

Am still of the opinion that short people even come from a different world cos they naturally wicked and demonic.

This guy hates short people pass Me oo

chozzy:
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OP, Wike was only joking and you know it.

There is no way you can compare him to that
brainless man in Aso Rock

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Ok...... you that have brain where are you now

Buhari's Own Is Even Better, See What Rivers State Governor Called Coronavirus Before Laughing



After putting so much pressure on the president Muhammad Buhari to address his nation about the outbreak of the pandemic Coronavirus which he finally did, Nigerians have been making jest of their president Buhari after he failed to pronounce the word Coronavirus or Covid-19 correctly.

A lot of people in reaction to this have been saying the president has been keeping silent since all this while because he couldn't pronounce the word correctly and was learning how to do so.



However, it finally appears that the president is even better than some so-called well-learned politicians in the country as the governor of Rivers State Nyesom Wike called Coronavirus Okolo virus which got people laughing very hard.

Before laughing at president Muhammad Buhari see what Rivers State governor Nyesom Wike called Coronavirus and how people couldn't stop laughing.

The footballer with the highest number of trophies have been revealed.

The trophy list was compiled and released by a football statistics site.

Unexpectedly, Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo did not top the list.

Rather, an underrated Dani Alves grabbed the first spot with a total of 40 titles in the whole of his playing career.

Messi is tied in the third position with ex-Manchester United player, Ryan Giggs and would clearly move up this season.

On his part, Ronaldo is on the 11th position, one slot below his new rival, Zlatan Ibrahomiv, who recently signed for AC Milan.

Full list

1 - Dani Alves: 40

2 - Maxwell: 37

3 - Messi: 36

3 - Ryan Giggs: 36

5 - Iniesta: 35

5 - Vitor Baía: 35

5 - Kenny Dalglish: 35

8 - Piqué: 34

9 - Xavi: 33

10 - Ibrahimovic: 31

11 - Cristiano Ronaldo: 30

12 - Pelé: 28

12 - Srna: 28

14 - Sergio Busquets: 27

14 - Carlos Tévez: 27

16 - Paolo Maldini: 26



Ps:thi t clearly shows Messi is better than Ronaldo Barça for life

SultanOfPuna:
How To Get Rich With Coronavirus Panic

1.Go to your nearest bank
2. Stand in Queue
3. Begin to Cough Out Loud
4. Everybody will Runaway
5. Take All The Money & Go Home..

Wisdom...sense no go kill black man

He needs an attitude adjustment from John cena

Did you know that Cristiano Ronaldo have never acknowledged Lionel Messi as one of the best in the world.

While on the other hand, Lionel Messi have acknowledged Cristiano ronaldo as one of the best players on planet.

Cristiano Ronaldo have never for once voted any Barcelona player as the best or for balloon d'or awards, despite voting for Griezmann and de jong, but that was when they were still in Athletico madrid and Ajax respectively.

Lionel Messi once voted for Di maria based on his performance at real Madrid before moving to Manchester united on 26th August 2014.

In 2010, Lionel messi didn't vote while cristiano Ronaldo voted Xavi, Casillas and Sneijder for Balloon d' or award.

In 2011, Cristiano Ronaldo didn't vote while Lionel Messi voted Xavi, Iniesta and Aguero for balloon d'or that year.

In 2012, Cristiano ronaldo didn't cast a vote but Lionel Messi on the other hand repeated his previous year vote.

In 2013, Lionel Messi voted Iniesta, Xavi and Neymar while Cristiano Ronaldo voted Falcao, Bale and Ozil.

In 2014, Cristiano ronaldo voted Ramos, Bale and Benzema while Lionel Messi repeated his vote of the previous year.

In 2015, Lionel messi voted for Suarez, Neymar and Iniesta while Cristiano Ronaldo voted Benzema, James and Bale.

In 2016, Cristiano ronaldo voted Modric, Bale and Ramos while Lionel Messi voted Suarez, Neymar, Iniesta as the best.

In 2017, Lionel messi repeated his previous year's vote, while Cristiano Ronaldo voted Modric, Ramos and Marcelo.

In 2018, Lionel messi voted Modric, Ronaldo and Mbappe while Cristiano Ronaldo voted Varane, Modric and Griezmann as the best.

In 2019, Lionel Messi voted Mane, De jong and Cristaino Ronaldo while Cristiano Ronaldo voted de ligt, de jong and Mbappe.

For me I think Ronaldo is proud selfish and arrogant and he deserves hot nocks and slaps

Ijawwomaninoyo:
Go and ask your mother to teach you how to talk to her age mates!

Ok.........

Allsingles:
Your Reports is not complete.
When did he said it?
Which year and month?
Who was there?
Where did you get the information from?

When did he said it.....ahh..my chest

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CAPSLOCKED:
3.1 inches, to be realistic.

I'm 15 in and mine is 6inches.......sorry bro

KwaraRat:
The anti Christ will soon appear and most of you will worship him as god


He will be Jewish

Ok

deltateam:
On your head.

I WOULDN'T SAY A WORD

Pic of the boy

cRobo:
Where will it hit?

It is likely to hit the Atlantic ocean and cause tsunamis to the countries connected to the Atlantic ocean