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Sunshineg5:
So ibibio were the Seventh most populated In Nigeria yet were not given any position by Eastern region government??

Ibibio were not given any slot yet they were the second largest tribe in East

Chai Ndi Marginalization

Bro are you using a Nokia 2.1

Mine was really funny
It was back then in high school I was in grade 10(ss1) it was after our exams and you know now we will be flexing so two of my friends usually bring alcohol to school after exam so one faithful day like this I decided to join my friends but I was scared because I haven't drunk In years the last time I drank was in js2 so I was scared but to my surprise I drank like 2 bottles (they usually put the alcohol in Sprite bottles) after I finished the 1st bottle ehn I was very high my chest was burning but it was still sweet but halfway into the second bottle something enter my brain I just closed the bottle and threw the bottle through the window then my niggas were na shouting and they were like why will I throw it downstairs that a junior could pick it up and go and report so me normally I hate shouting so I just vexed and jumped through the window to get the bottle (my class was in 1st floor) but I was lucky because I landed in a heap of sand for construction after that day I never took alcohol in my life

Ebenezer2O2O:
you lack sense

Ok thanks bro may God bless you

Ebenezer2O2O:
you lack sense

Ok thanks bro may God bless you

Are dey mad or what

I pity all these so called Baifrans dey don't know that immediately they leave Nigeria they will become the poorest country ode online country

NisforNicky:
do you download porn?

Ewwwww God forbid. I watch YouTube and Netflix

Welcome to Africa/Nigeria
Where all parents graduate at the top of their class or as we say it carry first position

MelaninSkinGirl:
You men are so disrespectful, do you know how many women tolerate your smelly bodies/mouth odour/armpit odour/d!.k odour? You claim to love your girlfriends/wives yet you are comfortable telling strangers derogatory things about your girlfriends/wives

From what I have seen on Nairaland you men just want any hole to wet your little d!.ks You do not care about your girlfriends/wives.

FISH SMELLING VAGINA SPOTTED

How do you manage 1k data a month

I use like 9 GB every 3-5 days

What fuckery is this?

The moderators should delete this topic and ban this person. This is stupidity in the highest order. Op it's just like comparing Toyota Corolla and Lamborghini Aventador. Abeg give this op COVID-19.
NONSENSE


*Spits on op*

Hi Nairalanders,

I was just surfing the web when I saw this quote by Ben Carson
“Happiness doesn’t result from what we get, but from what we give.” ―Ben Carson
Then I just realized that I've been doing thing's wrong and I remembered how alot of people in Nigeria due to this Coronavirus and I'm doing nothing it made me disappointed in my self and it made me feel selfish. I may not have alot but I have something, so I decided to organize a giveaway on my IG page you guys should go check it out https://www.instagram.com/p/CAVLkNwH7VM/?igshid=1bj6sptxfrmpq and I wish to see people win

Peace!

Nice

Naija246:

I doubt if you'd even be successful with the romance scam.
Even crime sef is saturated
If you know how many boys dey press hoping to Cash out one day, fear go catch you

The only ultimate money making skill in this life is persuasion.
My brother go and Learn how to persuade people and you will never be poor again.
start studying content from people like:
-Jordan Belfort
-chet holmes
-Dan lok
- robert cialdini
-alex beckers
After mastering persuasion, pick up any product and start selling.
You no go poor again.

Add people like
John Crestani
Prince Ea
Etc

Amarabae:
nonsense, you op, are you fine,
what right do you have to call Gods creation ugly.
go and have a sit please

Are you sure you are not from one of those states

Swtbabyvee:
the fat lady u met smells , fat ladies don’t smell .

Issa lie fat People not only fat girls smell

I don't like fat girls

Their pussy is likely to have that rotten fish smell

*Spits*

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uniqueuser:
THAT WHY I DELETED MY INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT ONLY TWITTER REMAIN.

Guy na Twitter worst pass if you don't believe me check the following handles:
Ms_diamondjones
#pussyoncoke
Exoticaslim

After you have seen all these you will go back to your IG

op is high on COVID 19

Op is high on something
You think this is mc Galaxy Instagram abi

jumpampass:
U go hear am naw.

Quote me sef ooo

Kathyl:
I have a laptop with your specifications but the battery doesn't last

What's the name of the laptop

Please I advise all my friends and family to think twice b4 joining the multitudes that would jump into the street by 4th of May, we can't come this far to go back fast...4th May is not the expiration date for the virus, you can still contract it, so think twice before you make the decision of going out and if you finally decide to go out please be more careful than you have been.
Spanish flue of 1918 killed over 50million persons reason been that when the isolation was relaxed then, people rushed into the street to begin their normal life without been mindful of the fact that the flue was still around and within the first three weeks of the relaxation,over 35million persons lost their life's. Let's not give room for history to repeat itself... Extend your own lockdown beyond 4th May if you can.
While countries like America, Italy and China were in lockdown, their government were busy disinfecting the streets of their nation. While Nigerians were on lockdown, our government were busy stealing and looting funds made for disinfecting and putting measures to checkmate the spread of the virus, now America, Italy, China are relaxing their lock down, our copy copy government are also relaxing ours. The citizens of the above nations will go into a disinfected street while we will carelessly rush into a highly infected street....think twice.

America, China and other nations began to think of relaxing their lockdown when they started experiencing low record of Coronavirus case but our myopic government chose to relax our lockdown even when we are still experiencing massive increase of the virus.
If wisdom has eluded our leaders in aspect of decision making, let wisdom not also elude us in making our own personal decision. Be guided, think twice, stay home and stay save, Those who will tell the story of this Coronavirus are those that took painstaking measures to stay indoors, you can choose to be one of us.

Stay home
Stay safe

PEACE.

Hi Nairalanders I need a laptop with the following requirements

THIS:
CPU: Intel Core2 Duo 1.8GHz / AMD Athlon ? X2 240 or equivalent processor
RAM: 4 GB
OS: Windows 10, 8.1, 8, 7
VIDEO CARD: DirectX 9.0c compatible video card. 1024 MB Pixel Shader 3.0 (NVIDIA GeForce 8800 / AMD/ATI Radeon X1600 / Intel HD Graphics 3000 or better)
PIXEL SHADER: 3.0
VERTEX SHADER: 3.0
SOUND CARD: DirectX 9.0c compatible sound card
DEDICATED VIDEO RAM: 1024 MB

OR

CPU: Intel Core i3 530 / AMD Phenom ? X4 925 or equivalent processor
RAM: 4 GB
OS: Windows 10, 8.1, 8, 7
VIDEO CARD: DirectX 9.0c compatible video card. 1024MB Pixel Shader 3.0 (NVIDIA GeForce GTX 260 / AMD/ATI Radeon HD4850 / Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better)
PIXEL SHADER: 3.0
VERTEX SHADER: 3.0
SOUND CARD: DirectX 9.0c compatible sound card
DEDICATED VIDEO RAM: 1024 MB

PLEASE I NEED YOUR OPINION ON WHICH ONE I CAN GET FOR 40-50K PLS IN NEED A SUGGESTION OF WHICH LAPTOP YOU THINK HAS EITHER OF THE TWO REQUIMENT.
THANKS FOR YOUR OPINION IN ADVANCE

More

Twitter went into a total frenzy on Sunday after users from Uganda and Nigeria locked horns in a superiority war of words on the social media platform.

The first punch was thrown by Sharon Godwin, a Ugandan blogger, who took to her page to enumerate the different ways in which Uganda is better than Nigeria. Her comparison cuts across different frontiers like music, politics, education among others.

She also claimed that ‘Parte after Parte’, a song that enjoyed massive airplay in Nigeria by Big Tril, a Ugandan musician, is bigger than the whole country’s music industry.

“Uganda’s Parte after Parte is bigger than the whole of the Nigerian music industry. Argue with Bubu,” she wrote.


Sharon Godwin��
@AlumBaeOfficial
Uganda's Parte after Parte is bigger than the whole of Nigerian music industry. Argue with bubu.� https://twitter.com/aburo_so/status/1255523710313926658
Sharon’s comment, however, didnt go down too well with a huge number of Nigerians who took to the microblogging platform to launch hilarious attacks at their Ugandan counterparts, who also seemed well prepared as they fired back.

In a short while, the hilarious banters developed into a full-blown Twitter war between users from both countries.

“Whoever designed the Nigerian National flag was high on a Blunt no creativity at all, the thing looks like a bedsheet,” a Twitter user said.

“Someone said Uganda’s biggest achievement is Nigerians tweeting about them,” another user said.

Here are some tweets from the Twitter clash: