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A baby boy in China born with a 6 inch tail due to a birth defect has finally had it removed. The 11-month-old child, dubbed Yang Yang by local media, was born with the 15cm long fleshy growth. His family nicknamed him 'little monkey' and though they resisted having surgery to remove the tail at first - he had the operation this month. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3600488/The-boy-6-inch-TAIL-Rare-birth-defect-mean-baby-dubbed-little-monkey-family.html#ixzz49EHLVxVa Cc; lalasticlala
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More...... 1. When you are marrying a poor mans only daughter and u ur self are poor 2. When you are marrying a dry cleaner 3. When all your grooms men are bachelors 4. When your groom is charley boi's younger broda
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More..... 1. When you promise your brides made husbands after the wedding 2. When you bought wedding gown on credit 3.when you hear that your Yoruba inlaws are bringing the whole village to your wedding 4. When both of you refused to kiss during church wedding and ur groomsmen/bridesmaid are not smiling about it
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In Nigeria, even in hard times we make humour out of everything...why don't you sit down, relax and relate to this pictures. 1.when you are marrying the daughter of an Ifa priest 2. When you marry a guy who never thought he will ever marry a fine gey 3. When your best man wants his own part of the package now now 4. @buharismile when you see some wan that is more clueless than you are Cc lalasticlala
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at least one positive for d week so far,,,aside some bald headed democrat calling us fantastically corrupt |
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The 2015/2016 football season has practically come and gone,,the entire season has been a tale of duos rather than trios. Even for the big guns...here is a summery of some of the outstanding duo of the season.. 1.PIERRE EMERRICK AUBAMEYANG AND MARCO REUS (Broussard Dortmund) : Reus 16 goals 6 assists Aubameyang 30 goals 8 assists The duo lead the German giants through a redemption season after falling out of sorts the last campaign. 2. JAMMIE VERDY AND RHIYAD MAHREZ ( Leicester city) MAHREZ 17 goals 11 assist VERDY 22goals 6 assist. This duo stands out as our revelation duo of the season having led Leicester from championship glory to not only the epl crown but champions league football for next season. 3. ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI AND THOMAS MULLER (bayern munchen ) Lewandowski 30 goals 2 assist Muller 20 goals 5 assist For the Bavarian giants,it has always been a tale of duos..while the old guns of robben and ribery are febbled these two have been the standout performance of the bundesliga season 4. PAUL POGBA AND PAULO DYBALA (juventus) Dybabla 19 goals and 9 assists Pogba 8 goals and 12 assists Nicknamed the dab kings this duo for me stands out ahead of the rest because of their off pitch friendship and their cognitive understanding of each other.. They justify juventus faith in them by sealing a wonderful comeback campaign with the seria a crown. 5 LIONEL MESSI AND LUIS SUAREZ ( Barcelona ) Suarez 40 goals and 16 assist MESSI 26 goals and 16 assists The Barcelona story has always been a tale of trios but this season, this two steal the show with Suarez being our stand out performer while MESSI is inevitably always a part of every of barcelonas success story. 6. CRISTIANO RONALDO AND GARETH BALE ( Real Madrid ) Ronaldo 35 goals and 11 assist Bale 19 goals and 10 assists While most people consider Madrid to be a one man show,,bale has proved critics wrong by being what he simply is,,outstanding in an interesting epic campaign battle,,meanwhile Ronaldo has learnt a thing or two about teamwork since last season as evident from the stats. 7. ANTOIN GREIZMANN AND FERNANDO TORESS (athletics Madrid ) Greizman 22 goals and 5 assists TORESS 11 goals and 4 assist This is simply the story of the rejected duo,,TORESS haven failed at Chelsea after his big money signing and greizman rejected at marseille for his height and stature deficiency,,,both have transformed their career into possibly the best in Europe. Their love story will be capped off if they are able to snatch d UCL glory from their title and city rivals for their first glory... WHILE THIS ARE THE STANDOUTS OF THE SEASON, THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT THERE ARE OTHER DUO WHO DID EXCEDINGLY WELL ABOVE THOSE MENTIONED HERE..WHY NOT SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS WITH US OR PICK OUT THE BRST FROM THE AFFORMENTIONED...
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enjoy it out there wella oooh..cos the moment you return back to naija,,same old story ooh,,boko in d north,,avengers in the south,,,odua in the west,,fulani in the east,,all killing killing killing |
KAYD007:lol.. is that your name?? |
Fp things,,,i'll come back to comment later |
It is today that I know that our papa and mama them are reading nairaland always.. Just go and take notice of how many people commented "useless children" |
Josephine07:am July 4th...I was in such a hurry only to come and find out its Nigeria I was deployed to ![]() |
I mistakenly made a statement some years back about the kind of names I won't give my children and omoh,,,d kind bad eye weh my parents look me ehn,,,,no be small thing ooh... But going with the change in fashion, taste and trend,,i bet there are certain popular names we bear or is in our family tree that we wouldn't dare give to our children,,,,so can we share with each other examples of these names... NB strictly for fun oooh...no hard feelings here.. lemme start.... lalas.....etc ![]() |
hmmm..just watching you guys,,,,,,,,,,anyway,,am looking for job,,lecturing to be precise,,,,pm me sharpely if you are the messenger. |
President Muhammadu Buhari has unveiled a social
investment package designed to impact on the lives of
over eight million Nigerians.
This was contained in a statement by Laolu Akande,
senior special assistant to the president, during an
interactive session with reporters in Abuja.
He clarified that some parts of this package would
become operational in the coming weeks.
The statement reads in part: “ The Buhari presidency is
keen to ensure that Nigerians are lifted and that if
necessary on an ongoing basis, palliatives measures would
always been considered to address the conditions of the
people.
“Long before now, the presidency has made adequate
arrangements in the 2016 budget to ensure that Nigerians
are lifted from poverty and hardship.
“All together the federal government would be directly
impacting the lives of more than 8 million Nigerians in
different social investment 2016 budget spending that
would provide succor and be a ready-made palliative to
ordinary Nigerians.
“The direct payment of N5000 monthly to one million
extremely poor Nigerians for 12 months as provided for in
the 2016 budget for which N$68.7B has been appropriated.
“The government has also made available a direct provision
of very soft loan -cash for market women, men and traders,
including artisans and agric workers. This would be for a
total of 1.76m Nigerians, without the requirement for
conventional collateral.
“Some of the traders will likely get about N60,000. A total
sum of N140.3B has already been appropriated for this in
the budget. The details also showed their there would be
payment of between N23,000 to N30,000 per month to
500,000 unemployed graduates who would be trained, paid
and deployed to work as volunteer teachers, public health
officers and extension service workers among other
responsibilities.
“They would also be given electronic devices to empower
them technologically both for their assignments and
beyond. 100,000 artisans would also be trained and paid
N191.5B has been set aside for this in the passed budget.
“At least 5.5 million Nigerian primary school children -ie
starting first in 18 states-three per geopolitical zones-would
be fed for 200 school days under the free Homegrown
School Feeding Programme. N93.1B has been appropriated
for this in the 2016 budget.
“In this same vein, 100,000 tertiary students in Science
Technology Engineering & Maths-STEM, plus Education will
partake in the N5.8B already provided for this education
grant in the budget. This payment would also be paid
directly to the students.” |
The body of a Nigerian medical student who has reportedly been missing for the past two weeks, has been found in Lake Michigan. The reports reveal that the body of Ambrose Monye, 28, who had been a fourth-year medical student at the University of Guadalajara in Mexico, had been pulled out of Lake Michigan near Promontory Point Park on Sunday, May 8, 2016. Monye who had been on a two-year rotation at Jackson Park Hospital and Medical Centre in Chicago, had last been seen on April 21, 2016, walking towards the University of Chicago's John Crerar Library, a medical research library at 5730 S. Ellis Avenue. Reports reveal that family members had described Monye’s disappearance as strange considering the fact that he had been preparing for his graduation in a few weeks. His younger brother, Joseph Ambrose, had revealed during an interview with Dateline NBC prior to Monye's discovery, that the lights in Monye's apartment had all been on, and the refrigerator fully stocked with groceries when the police had checked on him after he had been reported missing. "He’s just four weeks from his goal. His tickets to graduation are already bought for the ceremony. He ordered his cap and gown and everything. "I still have hope that my brother is out there, but it’s hard to be optimistic since it’s been so long. “He frequents the coffee shops in the Hyde Park neighborhood.” Chicago Police Department spokeswoman, Officer Laura Amezaga tells NewsOne On May 8, 2016, that a body had been discovered at 5400 S. Lake Shore Drive, adding that it had taken a few days before the body had been identified as that of Monye. "He has been identified and now it’s a death investigation. It’s an investigation to determine the cause of the death." Trainor reveals that it is unclear if there has been any foul play or any clear timing as to when Monye's body had entered the lake, but proof of foul play will turn the case into a homicide investigation. May his soul rest in peace.
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It was mystery when Maria Cardenas noticed that her Virgin Mary statue of 10 years started crying all of a sudden.According to The Mirror, Cardenassaid the strange occurrence started when her cousin, Jessie Lopez, was murdered about 18 months ago. Describing the VirginMary statue crying as a miracle, Cardenas said she shares the tears she collects from the statue with anyone that visits her.
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*in garfield logans voice*. Noted. the rate at wich them boys brings in missnairalandcontest into everypost is alarming, ,,,admin do something about that,,,,meanwhile,,vote IVY for miss nairaland ![]() |
July 4th whatsapp me 08162627635 |
July 4......need friends of same date quick |
PSV vs Utrecht x1.. Braga vs Rio ave x1 odd 1.3 stake 1400 win1820 |
its 4 wins in a row..still pushing on..God is great |
juve vs Genoa -1 PSG -lorient 1 watford-Chelsea.. first team win to nill-no... stake 1k win 1400 |
green green green ![]() 1k.WO. already..watch out for 2moro games |
[color=#770077][/color] sunderland v man city - x2 norwich v tottenham - x2 arsenal vs soton- 1x ..stake 600 win 1000 |
so let's continue our project shall we? [color=#990000][/color] |
