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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 11:57am On Sep 01, 2019
femokleen:
As my village people don seize my data, I no fit check the thread for some days.
Thank God dem don share WiFi give me. Lol

To begin with, e pain me wen I been read thru the several 10 - 15 pages I missed...
I discovered several pissing comments from different monikers who couldn't decipher the disparity btwn "candid advice" & "hating".
Common sense is not common sha

Chai, I had to jot down the monikers of "asslickers" ni sha and compare with the number of likes each of their individual posts get. I discovered most of them were giving their ardent support in silence by dashing "likes" to quotes and replies of their team leads. Lol.
Awon strong background voices.

I pray understanding falls on them so they'd realise the need to correct any fellow who 'isn't modest' when trying to pass a meaningful/helpful information/contribution.
Pikin wey no learn for domot go learn for outside.

Kudos to my local people who deemed it fit against all odds to give out the appropriate advice/correction. (I take God beg you, correct without using vague words).
Iba eyin Agbagba firiyoyo.

As September don land and Jarus' sure source tok say latest Sept', I dey extremely hopeful pa (owing to his horizontal reliability and authenticity). If NNPC does otherwise, no spite... Change is constant!

Congratulations in advance my local people, may Apl fall on you and may we meet at the towers.

Before I submit,
Jarus, Xfire, Beeam, Chasteguy, Teaser4, Number5, Danxplore, Benflash, Gbriels, Gbyms, Geniusola, Bobiwaja(sorry Bobowaja), Emmyteetosin, stevie55, freshshavedballs, souljar, enireqx20, Ladyjane5657, tejiri4, petertimilehin(read backward, I no get appetite), sleyanya1, Dbowline, Scobyy2007, Dapper007, Yungmin, Enrypech, Mrgifted...
Y'all sighted.

Don't forget the hash tag,
#EveryoneWillBePaid

Happy new month
Femokleen!

Why does it sound like the people you mentioned below your post are the ones to get APL....

I.e barring x'fire for obvious reasons and danxplore who has a calling to work with the FBI grin

I'm just checking samtin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 11:54am On Sep 01, 2019
CircleOfWilis:
8/9days to go....

The way you like dis pinshure ehn... I can tell that there is a form of satisfaction u derive from it aside the meme use grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:14am On Aug 31, 2019
Obasi001:
Still in the spriiiiit of AOB I'll love more light to be shed on the trajectory of a typical Graduate Trainee Program in Nigeria and how it relates to what's obtainable in NNPC.

1. How long is a graduate program supposed to last before trainees are fully absorbed and assigned responsibilities?

2. Are all trainees trained in the corporate Headquarters? Or they're special academies created for this purpose.

3. Is it possible to 'evict' a trainee during or after the training?
If yes what possible causes could lead to such decision?

Lastly, when can one start informing his village pipu that he or she has been gainfully employed? Is it as soon as APL is issued, during the training program or at the end of everything grin. (these are in addition to the questions raised by Tolu yesterday)


@SirJarus, @Chastguy, @Gbriel, @'potbellied' number 5 cheesy and other well meaning sources..... your inputs will a go a long way in helping us to check somtin
NB - This forum sure pass Google on matters of this nature.

Lolz.. Ghost rider, i sight you

Like peter already said, majority of these questions has been answerd by sir jarus, xfire, macgyver and other people... I will quote below some of xfire's response to some of the aforementioned issues.



xfire:

Posting is based on discipline and vacancy slots. It has nothing to do with individual score. Interview is meant to determine those who will join the corporation. That is where it ends. I'm not sure there is any organization that determines posting based on interview scores.
So I will advise not to build unnecessary tension inspired by anxiety and which can lead to delusion.

Like Jarus said, go to naijahotjobs (which was the hottest job site back then in 2012), and you will see people still hoping for 2nd NNPC list seven years after!

In 2012, all the successful underwent a 2 (or was it 3?) weeks orientation program in the Abuja headquarters. During that period, medical examination and security screening were performed. Also, we registered our banks.

After the orientation, the non-STEM GTs and experienced hires were posted immediately to different subsidiaries. And it's all dependent on your discipline. For instance, all the microbiology / biochemistry graduate that I met during orientation were posted to refineries as safety officers. A friend who studied quantity surveying was posted to IDSL, while a number of accountants were posted across several subsidiaries (accountants are needed everywhere) Experienced hires were posted based on their discipline and the role they applied for. Many experienced geologists were posted to IDSL and NETCO.

The STEM graduates had to undergo 9 months intensive training called FSTP (cant remember the full meaning but TP means training program). I was told that the overall best graduates per discipline were sent abroad for further studies. But the rest were posted based purely on their discipline and had nothing to do with their training score. Most chemical engineers ended up in the refineries; most petroleum engineers ended up in NPDC, and so on and so forth. A few who had solid network influenced their posting (typical everywhere even in private firms). Married ladies had the opportunity to choose the state of preference. For instance, a friend whose family was based in PH chose PH. She was posted to PH refinery.

This was all in 2012. Things might be different now.

Xfire



xfire:

Good question.

Accommodation and food will be provided. Food is actually really nice. In 2012, they utilized Edjeba in Warri (that was the centre Shell used for SITP in the past). It's a really nice and quiet environment.

You are expected to pass, but no one was sent back home in 2012 after the training. Ideally, it should be possible to send you packing but realistically, I doubt they will ever do so, at least not on the basis of performance.

Have a lovely day, ladies and gentlemen.

Xfire



As for your last question.... I think any serious villa-ge ppl should already know what U're up to.. Dem don d track ur destiny since bfor u land this duniya... If dey dont know... Means dem like u wella, or NNPC is not meant for u so wen dem look u inside calabash, dem no see NNPC for ur future..... grin

Na joke ooh

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 2:38pm On Aug 30, 2019
theSpark:


While waiting for verification, one local woman spied me viewing this thread and was surprised this thread existed. Na so I collect her phone link her up.

Me I go just form phone call and say "Baba I never see any local men for here o". Local men go dey look you dey show their 32 give you smiles.


grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 1:56pm On Aug 30, 2019
On my interview date, i sounded stupid asking the few guys sitting around me prior to verification if they were on nairaland.

I just came up with a better idea of how to decipher the NLanders when we gather for medicals without looking stupid cheesy





Local men and women, when we are in cue for medical, if you see any 'potbellied' niccur graciously stands up in the midst of the quietness and loudly exclaims "this building reminds me alot of my time with mckinsey" cheesy

Pls u guys should not lynch the local man, no be mosgoon, its me just trying to check something grin

By their reactions i shall know them grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:01pm On Aug 29, 2019
moogoogaipan:
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry


Mosgoongaipan oo (in gwari intonation)
grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:58pm On Aug 29, 2019
Chibusoil:
Lol. Una too worry. When APL makes us finally meet. U do whateva.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:57pm On Aug 29, 2019
souljar:

Hahaha... My chest cheesy
This person sha... Haba, in fact na him friends I blame!! News about NNPC recruitment wud really travel far, but we can consider this category too

I have some friends who heard of it but refused to apply. Their reason was:

"NNPC already know who dem dey carry" grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:50pm On Aug 29, 2019
Jarus:


Nah, the population of Nigeria in 2006 was 140m.

Since then there has not been any census, it is just projection (which is a normal practice everywhere - no country does census every year, what you have is annual growth rate which statistics bodies use to project).

Although Nigeria's population is officially 200m in 2019, it does not in any way materially alter the conclusions from my analysis.

You said there were people that were not counted in 2006, that's true, but there were non-existent people that were "counted" too. Sub-national governments in Nigeria collude with NPC officials to rig census to favour them in allocation and political clout. Each LG or state strives to report high figures for political reasons. So for every 1 that was not counted, there were 5 fictitious people that were added before the papers get to NPC office. At the end of the day, almost every state colluded with census officials to add to their numbers - leading to an inflated national aggregate.


lipsrsealed

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 4:51pm On Aug 29, 2019
Angyee:


I agree, numbers are probably not sequential cos as I submitted portal closed and my number is 800,000+



ladokuntlad:


Mine is 599k+ and I applied last day


Welcome to NNPC

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 4:29pm On Aug 29, 2019
Mitocyan:

I saw someone whose number was 600,000+ too

They know how they allocate the numbers..

I was amongst the last persons to register if not the last before the portal was closed (26th march, 11:16 pm) and my number is around 200,000+

There is no way 300,00+ people registered after me in the space of 44minuites before the portal was closed to amount to your number of 600,000+. You certainly did not register after me. So there seem to be random allocations of numbers.

My point is, the highest propelled number does not reflect the amount who registered.. It could be the said 250k, more, or even less.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:00pm On Aug 28, 2019
highzickjosh:
He or she actually replied to my earlier stated assumption, no qualms at all.






Alright.. I'll delete my reply.. Pls edit your quote.. Tnx
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:54pm On Aug 28, 2019
cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 2:02pm On Aug 28, 2019
Goldwatch:
A mistake folks who've got alternate monikers occasionally make is forgetting to use the appropriate moniker to respond when quoted.
By this, I'm not asserting that's what has played out but a quick question please; is Sempumping same person as Ladyjane?

I thought i was the only one who noticed that local pumpingson woman responded to a quote on lady jane exactly how lady jane would answer it and as if she was answering a quote on her..

Maybe she just stoodup for a sister...

But whatdu i know, local men has successfully swept it under the carpet, so lemme look front bfor i jam wall.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:52am On Aug 28, 2019
Clifwoods:


You always hear!

Zero chill grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 8:38am On Aug 28, 2019
Gbyms:
Yeah. I received a handshake. In fact I received offers there and then by one person who wants to be my coach after assuring me I have gotten the offer. The chairman took my number, added me to his WhatsApp. Texted me immediately to make sure I didn’t give him a wrong number. I was surprised in the evening he called me out for Dinner at His. I met his daughter and now we happen to be friends. Somehow she’s privy to legit information but I don’t leak. After a short while, I woke up because it was time for my interview.

Lol.. Kasala..

Well my panel chairman and all the members of my panel came to my 'house' long before the recruitment process started and they assured me i needed to come resume at the towers.. I declined and insisted on following due process and as an effect, carry other local men along to the towers grin

They were glad and collected my number and promised to call back and the chairman gave me his.. True to their words, they called and later ensured they interviewed me themselves grin after wich i personally watched GMD signed my APL at the 'roof'

Now can yours beat mine?? cheesy tongue

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 7:43am On Aug 28, 2019
Sempumping:
grin my bro,but why do you think I am yoruba and not igbo

Lol, i don't think you're Yoruba, i know you are.. Lets leave the 'why' for now grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 7:41am On Aug 28, 2019
BenFlash:


You spoke my mind. I keep wondering why there is so much insistence on 95% merit when it is all speculation. We can only pray for a favourable balance.

Alright... Though, the ' favoured ones' as used in that context has nothing to do with lobbying, buying of sloths and the likes...trust me, money and connection cant buy the sort of favour needed to allocate naturally prescribed balance.

U have a very valied point from ur post and i respect your POV as i do every other person here.. I think we all should... Tolerance is necessary for a sane environment.

Only u na ben10 and flash at same time, my guy, u like power ooh grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 7:29am On Aug 28, 2019
Sempumping:

So what are you saying ? You believe it will be rigged by candidates with connections but it will also be mostly by merit undecided ( see ur brain na) .
Ordinarily ,I would have stopped this back and forth knowing your style of argument but I wont because you cant claim a process to be by connection and hope to be successful .
Since everyone has submitted list of their candidates as you claim ,It is sensible to move on as you ve got no plug .

Connection gbuo gi ebe ahu

Yoruba pumpingson, were learneth thy igbo?


Jos wantu check something

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:18am On Aug 28, 2019
Dbowline:


Buhari or Atiku
Whosoever they may be, what has been ordained to be shall be!!
Nothing here moves some of us anymore....No theories, no lies, no rumors, no sources, in Time what shall be shall be. If anything tries to change that effect, it comes in another equal and opposite form. Its not religion, its how the earth works!!

The system always seeks Balance ..nature and its superior disposition always tends to fight back any attempt to alter the fabrics in a way as to maintain the common stream called reality. Even those who have been endowed with the knowledge of the System knows not to subject the state of balance to too great an amount of turbelance.. For this very same reason, the system permits the manifestation of favouritisms. Balance is key, even Hades knows not to attempt a hack on any entity found to be important to the manifestation of balance.

Safe to say, there would always be a 'common man'', the 'Elites', and the 'favoured ones''. Its up to you, nature, and its superior, to decide which category you fall.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:43pm On Aug 27, 2019
Macsjebs:
NNPC Aspiring Workers, you guys have refused to buy perfume oil;
see let me just tell u, perfume oil brings goodluck to our ambitions....Lol

A bottle of 30ml costs 6k
come to whatsapp to chose ur favorite fragrance
https://www.nairaland.com/5376666/quality-perfume-oil

And if after my fairytales, u chose not to buy, Finidi will Judge u oo...Lol

Behave undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:42pm On Aug 27, 2019
cocococo:

Please, pray you get alert soonest. Let’s take a look at this scenario. If some candidates, who forged credentials or who had certain discrepancies in their interview files, passed the first stage of a recruitment, when an employer discovers the irregularities or forgeries in their files, the employer will frown at how the candidates even made it thus far. So in this case, NNPC will not even release money to even pay the ‘tfare’ of people who NNPC feels shouldn’t have been in the interview in the first place. Therefore getting alert is the first stage to show you have been considered a true applicant. I’m just feeling sorry for those who haven’t still gotten alert up till now; I just pray that your file is not in Mama Funke’s akara store. wink

The best form of defence is attack.. Cocococo has decided to attack too to avoid more stories that touch from people like the 'king' of the north

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 12:38pm On Aug 26, 2019
Sempumping:


I apologize ,local woman was only goofing ,as at the time of that post ,I was pissed about all the nonsense post and the gullibility of the thread ,so I decided to drop my own nonsense.
Apologies to all local women and men grin

Lolz...local pumpingson's woman's apology accepted... grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 12:22pm On Aug 26, 2019
Sempumping:

Lol ,I was also shocked because with the initial pace of the process,I had no doubt that the exercise uld be concluded latest in September.

Some people just said "it's a lie "embarassed
Time will tell

I'm saying this so that we can ease agitations/anxiety and just relax .It is not cancelled but not as soon as we have been expecting anymore cry

Lolz.. If this was not local pumpingson womans sauce i would have had some words to say about it/he/you.

'some people' may know only little about whats happening at the top level concerning this recruitment,

List for 'most' states has been 'very' ready, barring some oil producing states.. (was ready but troubled by recent turn of events)

It be ok if some people said there is a demand by 'principalities' for in and outs wich is already common knowledge here.

Nevertheless,there is something about local woman pumpingson's sauce from last week that local man has been looking at with an left eye because there is more to it..

Finally Local man is still angry about that 35k deceit.. ..local man had to argue blindly with someone genuine about the ingenuity of his genuiness..now local man is lip-sealed to that direction.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:30pm On Aug 25, 2019
Gbriels:
@local man jarus.....
I missed checking something oooo...
And I wantu to check pls
That "next week" way u be talk since....abeg e never reach?
.....@beeam,souljar, chasteguy, teaser4, bobowaja, mathology, benflash,Steve55, Number5, Jiang,larride, enrypech, olasunky, adeebiwa09, RealisticJ, and rest local men......I hail ooo


Local man still galant... Ur hail received, multiplied, X2 and sent back to you...

Local man is pleased this week is here, find attached below, what local man has been seeing in dreams.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:43pm On Aug 23, 2019
andrewtosin:
like 1st week of October?

Are you Emmyteetosin's elder brother...

The one whom king has failed to remember his name till now??

I'm planning to check something pls

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:04pm On Aug 22, 2019
Sempumping:
Alert is finally here .....11th July
Let me go and buy yahoza chicken

Is it not u dem payed 35k from accra... So....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 3:22pm On Aug 21, 2019
Rotemens:
Nothing like that Bro....she won't try any nonsense cos she herself knows that all eyes dey dere Nd still na baba dey incharge

She bawo.. She is a man na..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 11:48am On Aug 21, 2019
Page 800 cool

Appointment Letters still pending

Not for long again though.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 11:17am On Aug 21, 2019
ChasteGhuy:


How are the mighty fallen!

Lolz grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 11:05am On Aug 21, 2019
Enrypech:
Notice! Notice!! Notice!!!

It was nice being with you guys in the famous ABT. I wanted to say I will miss you guys but what's the point when we will Meet at the Towers soonest.

Whether you like it or not. Everybody will be paid

Benue
2nd
10k

@souljar, wait for me


Another benue brother fallen to king anyams sword...

Safe journey to one percent country brother grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:29am On Aug 21, 2019
State of affairs for local man right now... 10:30am 21st August

Successfully dodged evil alert for over 24hours

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