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 Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 8:12pm On Jan 22, 2020 |
Sempumping: Maaa'ma 1 Like
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 8:11pm On Jan 22, 2020 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 8:06pm On Jan 22, 2020 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 1:35pm On Jan 22, 2020 |
KelBee: KelBee: KelBee: KelBee: KelBee: KelBee: KelBee: KelBee: KelBee: KelBee: How can one human being be so inconsistent and ridiculous... Young man, you need to call yourself to order. After worshipping and asslicking your uncle-napoleon, he has given you what you seek and now since it's not in alignment with what you want to hear, he has become a cheap attention seeker according to your narrative.. 71 Likes 1 Share
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 4:49pm On Jan 19, 2020 |
Sempumping: Local pumpingson woman... You and this your one sentence posts sef..  3 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nnpc Is Recruiting by number5(m): 6:57am On Jan 18, 2020 |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 6:53am On Jan 18, 2020 |
anataala:you're welcomed
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by number5(m): 7:14pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
Going through and seeing the essay's claiming victories make me regret not posting my unread, unedited 30minuites concorted essay a few minuites to the ending of the competition..local man would have chop 10k clean mouth this sweet friday night  I wrote about a free spirited guy who attended the interview of a life time in Missouri hotels, abuja on Christmas eve. Boyyy i felt so proud of myself after going through it much later. All in the past now sha. We move  Number5, First of my name, Historian and Keeper of knowledge of the time stream  4 Likes |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by number5(m): 7:03pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
NosaJBourne: Lolz... No suprises. With the way you're actively posting so much in the NNPC thread, all one has to do is to check ur profile and cover is blown wich many will certainly do soon... Btw, chasteee baba, i miss the real chaste guy 1 Like 1 Share |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by number5(m): 8:29pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
NosaJBourne: 2million enteries bawo.. Who wan read 2million long stories to select 12 to dish out 120k to... Dat one na dangote pikin ooh3 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by number5(m): 8:08pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
NosaJBourne: Lol.. Funny you
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by number5(m): 8:06pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Ladyjane5657: Lol... Suprisingly, I'm just seeing this (about 5hours ago) .. I've been so busy with my laboratory analysis that I've had no time to visit NL for a while.. I quickly wrote something down after seeing your mention but had no time to go through and post before 6pm cos my DNA samples in the incubator were ready for analysis... thanks for the mention babe, i hope not to be too late next time |
| Sports / Re: Nairaland Fpl Head To Head League by number5(m): 7:55pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
zlatan: Hello Zlatan, sorry I've been quiet busy recently hence I'm just seeing your question. I've only written a SOP once and it was in my field of study. Not really done it for other field, so i don't know to what extent my versatility can cover as pertaining SOP's |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 6:37am On Jan 14, 2020 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:00pm On Jan 09, 2020 |
olasunky15: Lol thanks boss Writing is a hobby laced with passion, To some people, NNPC is destiny, not because of the humongous pay at managerial level or attractive on-work conditions (though these are sure good motivations, But migrating to Europe for a good job and the fairytale happily ever after, sounds even better ) Now, you know what would be immortality for me to the world? Using my passion(Writing) to fulfill destiny. The autobiography of an unknown boy, is almost complete 5 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:19pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:15pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
Black11: Thanks man!!! Ladyjane5657: Lol |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:14am On Jan 06, 2020 |
Sulleymanimam: Amen Amen Amen Jarrow: Lol abi ooh Gbyms: Lol alright my bro, u don't need to stress yourself much, its by the corner and it shall end in smiles watermelon2020:  appreciated
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:04am On Jan 06, 2020 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:03am On Jan 06, 2020 |
StephenEA: No shaking, she's my long time paddy, thanks for compliments 1 Like
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:01am On Jan 06, 2020 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:00am On Jan 06, 2020 |
helpedboy: Amen, thanks my bro, just doing number5 things
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:04pm On Jan 05, 2020 |
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread. NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's in the towers. 1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above 2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc 3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc 4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above 6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman , larride, flowolf09, aromolomi, etc7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can manifest in this recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc 8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change , once you see them, run for your life, na dem 9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, they dont even listen to the info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes 10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses 10. DEADLY SAUCE :These one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above 11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd  in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc 12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers E.g Naijatruthooha 13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier 14. DIRTY SAUCE :These ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane 15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons. 53 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Traveling Abroad For School — I Need Your Help by number5(m): 8:26am On Jan 04, 2020 |
Nat404: Nat, in respect of our earlier discussions quoted above, i would like to keep in touch as i may not be very active on this forum soon, please if you have a group on whatsapp add me up ***** if things work out well as planned, I'll be needing your imput by the year's ending. I wouldn't want to loose contact, that too as you will be leaving the country soon.. Gracias. Pls when quoting or replying this message, delete my number from your quote as i will do same after seeing your reply. Gracias |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 7:12am On Jan 03, 2020 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:57pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
pes2019: Very good brother. Thanks for checking up on me � 1 Like
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:47pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
3 days and a few minuites from now would make it a complete six months to the very moment i was interviewed in respect of the much awaited Appointment letter (Synonyms:APL, OOE). I Choosed to use the last hour of the Decade to reflect on what my existence manifested in the course of the current year, and I'm left bewildered with the undeniable truth that This whole drama of waiting and anticipation, formed a delicate aspect of me for a critical amount of the year. I am not bothered neither am i disappointed by the fact that it did became a part of my daily existence to remember that a part of me was waiting for a particular text message, email or courier call. Rather, i am overwhelmed with positive emotions to know that i was a part of something great in a year full of disappointment to many around me. Trust me, the hopeless stage of this whole recruitment for someone like me isn't this stage we are now, its that of being shortlisted for the interview after what i saw on the day of cbt. But I guess it was so because I thought that the battle was for the strong and the race was for the swift, i lied. As we stand now, closure is all that stands between us and glory, and i dare to say, "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them". The PERFECT understanding of the aforementioned masterpiece of Shakespeare has been one of my great acheivment of 2019. You see, i have always carried self about, arms in head over the fact that we were born without a silver spoon, but now, we have embraced the subtle act of not giving a fvck and now, immortality awaits us as the perfect manifestation of time is accomplished. Cheers to us all, for embracing stregnth in times of despair. For embracing Hope in times of doubt. For embracing peace in turbelant times and most importantly, for accepting not to give up on our struggles Lets make it a 2020 to remember in NNPC and beyond. 40 Likes 1 Share
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| Romance / Re: Traveling Abroad For School — I Need Your Help by number5(m): 11:09am On Dec 27, 2019 |
Nat404: Alright tnx, already making plans towards TOEFL, my discipline is human sciences (Epidemiology/parasitology) |
| Romance / Re: Traveling Abroad For School — I Need Your Help by number5(m): 9:32pm On Dec 26, 2019 |
Nat404: I wouldn't want to bore you with requests, i perceive many persons would have requested your help... I have intentions to put in for a scholarship for my p.hd in the last quater of 2020 (subject to completation of my m.sc by mid 2020) , my country of choice is canada or the US, i would like to connect with you so you put me through and so that i can evaluate my chances and if possible, make a go for it before you leave the country... If you respond in the affirmative, I'll pm you so we chat privately. Thanks |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:57pm On Dec 18, 2019 |
Local men and women, guess who is online today 5 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:42am On Dec 17, 2019 |
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| Romance / Re: Those Guys That Have A Gf That Doesn't Disappoint by number5(m): 11:22am On Dec 15, 2019 |
you're craving her visit so much so that you both can do what?? Many people think our leaders, the system, what we inherited, patterns and foundation are our major problem. Nay, this right here is our major problem as a people, a young and vibrant generation who would rather invest all energy, time and knowledge on what shouldn't be the priority at the time. This thing you people are always finding, it wont run, girls will not finish, neither will the ability to feel pleasure diminish, as they say, "the beautiful one's are not yet born" Focus this energy on being a better human and making it big in life for yourself and the family who sacrificed so much to give you a life, and i promise you, they will come flocking after you and then you will have to choose the best... Be wise brother. 3 Likes
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