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 Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 3:29pm On Feb 09, 2020 |
Napolitano2012:Nawa ooh  32 Likes 1 Share
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 3:27pm On Feb 09, 2020 |
Sempumping:see your life??  12 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 12:21am On Feb 09, 2020 |
9th February 2020 The day  11 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:30am On Feb 08, 2020 |
those were the days  6 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 4:57am On Feb 08, 2020 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 1:58pm On Feb 07, 2020 |
| . Lol. What people do on this thread is so funny. When you think you have seen the height of stupidity, they just keep amazing you. 20 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:29pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
CsRockefeller:  1 Like
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:26pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
nihelimitretep:Lol. Maybe la.rri.de can tell us more, based on his connection to anything access bank. But that room resemble were them the collect upfront sha
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:23pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
Macgyver1:sure bro. A delicate part of the parallel flow of reality. Such points in time CANNOT be distorted. 1 Like
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:19pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
Teaser4:thanx boss 1 Like
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:15pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
NosaJBourne:concerning the news on EH cancellation in relation to the recent turn of events. I really think you guys need to read in between the lines. If you did so, you will get the actual message without breaking a sweat.
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:45am On Feb 06, 2020 |
Teaser4:lol..Suprisingly, i saw you and few other NL guys in my dream some hours ago, and you don't look like what anyone could imagin a teaser4 to look like based on your NL posts, pidgin and all... Cool af dude We were in a que in the bulk room of access bank somewere and gisting about NL things.. I didn't divulge my moniker, and all of you believed that local man was always reading as guest I dey among dose peeps weh dey cover book for exams dose days for high school, so i no suprise after i wake up macgyver1, Gbyms and Csrockefeller remains my 3 MVP's on this thread 10 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:22pm On Feb 05, 2020 |
souljar:lol not really. Just making a salient observation owam. Some people here are not even worth the trouble of reasoning their matterz 1 Like
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 7:16pm On Feb 05, 2020 |
Rahl444:You really didn't have to do the bolded bit. It goes a long way to reinforce the fact that on a public forum like this, people are only responsible for what they post and not responsible for how you understand it. Sometimes we preserve our own Intergrity when we don't attack others directly or indirectly, on the basis of our assumptions on what they might have implied Sorry if you'll feel offended 10 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 6:55pm On Feb 05, 2020 |
Nuttybynature:lol. . Look who's been keeping up with the happenings here....The niccur wanted to use your post to get validation and you just stylishly tell am to sit down and be humble 3 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 6:02pm On Feb 03, 2020 |
Donas11:Baba mi.. I remain loyal. We all deserve the thing bro  2 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:58pm On Feb 03, 2020 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:50pm On Feb 03, 2020 |
Briskroque:Na you and who take be Babylonians?? 23 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 8:39pm On Feb 02, 2020 |
i have not laughed so hard like this in a long while. At the end of all of these, i surely have to write a book that take's its special elements from the characters and happennings in this group. 'moogoogaipan' 15 Likes 1 Share
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 6:43am On Jan 31, 2020 |
usy309:Alright. Those of us whom GOD the FATHER is our Godfather, gather here for a selfie right before departure to mount zion..Don't be left behind 77 Likes 1 Share
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:13am On Jan 29, 2020 |
| . 1500! Worthy of note
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:21pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
hayesconcept: You could have atleast been civilized enough to not quote the entire writeup to spare other viewers the effort of reading trash twice 39 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:01pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
KING IN THE NORTH I woke up in the middle of the night, it was a few minuites past midnight. I tried so hard to fall back to sleep but it was impossible, apparently, being on the sea hasn't been as exciting an adventure as i anticipated. Vertigo had brought me down on my arrival to the vessel. I thought and smiled hysterically at how i had bragged to NOSA, my wingman at the towers, of my on-water prowess and how my village was an island and so i was going to have zero problems aboard the FPSO. Nosa was my tight pal, i called him my wingman because we both came into the corporation at thesame time, via the massive GT recruitment some years back. We shared next to everything; our office at the towers, our three bedrooms plus two room ensuit boysquaters self contain in garki and the betking mini plaza we recently acquired in lokogoma. We even blind dated same girl at a point all for the fun of it. He was what you'll call a "buddy". All this random thoughts ran through my mind as i stood up from the bed, opened the hatch and went out. After passing through series of steps, i was finally greeted by fresh air.. How nice it felt to have fresh, non-hydrocarbonized air carass my skin. I basked in the open air for some minuites, then i noticed some men sitting at the open bay playing some sort of board game. As i moved closer, i discovered they were playing chess.omg, i was super excited to have finally met some normal humans aboard this vessels filled with mechanics and engineers. That was a feeling everyone of our contigent on the mission, that were not engineers shared. "The mission?" Yes the mission! At this point i remembered wat i was doing aboard the vessel at this odd time of the year. Turns out that as a backlash of the recent discovery of a large deposit of unexplored hydrocarbon at the Romanche trench by the german government ( via the German Meteor expedition II) last year, wich was later handed over to the Nigerian government, there has been very well calculated pirate attacks on two of Nigerians 3 FPSO vessels. The attackers on each case did not directly harm any of the workers above the two vessels but scores of benthic pipeline engineers had been left fatally injured due to uncalculated attempts to escape the scene of the attacks, in the MEDINA FPSO, while a life was lost on the TITAN FPSO due to the lack of a non eletrical defibrillator in the aftermath of the attack. It was in anticipation of this, that the GMD had ordered a team of operatives made up of security agents, mettulurogical engineers and HSE personels to be sent aboard the mystras FPSO wich was the only vessel that was yet to be attacked by the pirates. There had been rumours in the towers that the attacks on the two new FPSO's were unsuccessful as the pirates didn't get what they were looking for and so they left empty handed, therefore whatever they were looking for was surely aboard the old lady (mystras) and so an attack was imminent. I was among the team of HSE personels drafted to be posted to the vessels for a two weeks reconnaissance mission, wich effectively ended my hopes of spending the christmas in my hometown, with my family. All this thoughts flowed through my mind as i stood with the men watching how they displayed their prowess in a game of chess. I have loved and played chess from my teenage days because of its strategic and calculative nature. The two men playing were unequally matched, one was obviously a GT like me while the other was much experienced both in the corporation and in the game of chess, the GT guy was part of my team as i remembered seeing him on the chopper that conveyed us. The game was interesting as the elderly guy with a mischievous moustache was having a good day with his knight and biso (as he called it) wrecking alot of havock, it was at this excitement i heard him jumped up and scream "dem ekpe" in a language i understand from my childhood, he was excitedly asking we the onlookers to "allow me to die" right before he ran through his opponents queen. I smiled as i had met a 'brother of sorts' in no mans land. After the game, i greeted him in his local dielect "msuur sir" he turned and replied "msuur kpishi" we shook hands and i expressed my desire to play against him, he laughed and asked me what was my insignia, i smiled and said ' a game of time' he laughed again and told me "its a game of KINGS" (i deduced this was his own insignia) and we shook hands and started the game. I have always been a disciple of Max Euwe on the board, so i decided to make him, a more experienced player to play recklessly while i observed and make the upsurge at the slightess opportunity. Halfway into the game, he got wind of a reverse back i was trying to pull on one of his bishops and he laughed and said " orne, you must be a financial analyst, they always play dirty" i smiled as i made my next move and said "no sir, I'm just a safety analyst trying to play safe" he gave me an ironical grin, stared at the board for some minuites then he made a move that ultimately landed me in a checkmate position. I raised my head up and looked at him, he smiled and said " well, i am one, a compensation analyst at that, and you know what son? We don't hold back when there is an opportunity to compensate". Turns out i had been too rookie-ish and reckless in implementing my reverse back, that i had left my queen vulnerable, and one move from his ' biso' ended the game... I looked at the board and calculated some moves in my head but it was all in futility. I gave up and we shook hands. It was at that point that it all downed on me: "Tiv guy with a shippish grin" "prominent moustache ", "a game of KINGS", "compensation analyst" I raised my head up abruptly and he had stood up backing me and walking towards the hatch. I stood up and with all the courage, boldness and pride in me i said " KING-ANYAM TERHEMBA A.K.A KING IN THE NORTH" He stopped abruptly and turned sharpely, my eyes and his own met, i was all smiles, like someone who just discovered a pot of gold, it was my eureka moment right there on the FPSO MYSTRAS. he was rather amazed..............to be continued. 34 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:00pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
@donas11 Not really a speech anyway. Ladyjane invited me to participate in a funpetition organized by @ifyalways i saw her invite very late (about an hour or so, to the ending of submission), so I quickly cooked this, but was too tired after work to go through, edit and submit. So i blanked it. Let me just drop it here for us to keep self busy as we await apl sorry, its a pretty long read 3 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 4:53pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
Swargu:Hmmm.. So swargu= Nnpccourtcase?? Interesting sturvs 8 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 2:04pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
mathology5431:About time.. Reporting back for history keeping duties 13 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 4:27am On Jan 25, 2020 |
Sempumping:Sempumping in the lord 1 Like
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 6:47am On Jan 24, 2020 |
ElasticStone:Underrated comment 4 Likes 1 Share
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