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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 7:09pm On Sep 07, 2019
Gbriels:
Each time I see the meme...I know without doubt is number5....
See as my body d do me one kind...
Local man hails
wink Take dis one carry hold body till we reach tower

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 7:47am On Sep 07, 2019
scobyy2007:
The gist about attempt to cancel this process is real. Not that they have cancelled but some haters of transparency are pulling the string to ensure that this recruitment is abandoned. My padi said make we dey pray..he said that's the only threat else next week might be the deciding moment. I was shocked...as in shocked. He complained bitterly about people who prefer to destroy something that is going smoothly. I didn't like the info too...but I just have to share it. Please others confirm if this is true from your various sources.

We need to get this to a blogger to scream it out now Ooooo. This country is just unbelievable.
Lol..

This recruitment is taking same pattern with the 2012 one as evident in the naijahotjobs thread.. Only difference is that the turn of events this time are amazingly fast.. It only spells that APL will drop sooner than a common man with no sauce and the Nigerian factor in mind, would expect.

While the cancellation rumours are gaining prowess, its definitely serving its purpose and will reveal as time pass, for the very few on the background, who knows what the roof is up to, they know it isn't about timeline, rather, its about getting the perfect alibi. The real sauces always hide the inferential truth in the midst of spewed trash and/or banter jokes.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m):
I just finished reading the naijahotjobs thread of 2011-2012


I almost got tears in my heart at the stage when APL showed up (page 690 upwards)

That sort of tension when APL showed up... It would be damn hot inhere when APL shows.. About 800+ pages were added when APL showed.. I guess we might get to 2000+ here.

The ecstatic moment when bebrief received a call from UPS to come for his letter and it seemed humanity had won against all odds..

And then there was the second batch theory.... This thread haven't even started yet and we are almost 1000pages already

That passion....Golden to see humanity united in hope.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:55pm On Sep 06, 2019
larride:
Alert has landed

GT
5th
12pm
20k, Lagos
Chief proponent of the ABT, has been hit with a stray bullet of tfare alert..

What can local man do.. He can't can anylonger, he is confused, he is flabbergasted

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:52pm On Sep 06, 2019
JOHEOBE1988:
I have gotten invite though I'm not from Edo state. I don't know if it's advisable to honour the invite.
undecided

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 11:24am On Sep 06, 2019
Clintsoch:
Wise Son... Project Eagle is a go joor. grin
Flowolf is that you?

The chief one percenter

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:11pm On Sep 05, 2019
Gbyms:
If anyone asks me, I saw 8,18. Maybe it means 18-8=10. But I wonder why my dream should be stressing me.
If easymoneysnipers sauce fails us, I’d bank on 18th. 10th is well feasible.
I’m not the verified Nnpc GT dreamer sha. So take it lightly.
On another note, I was almost fast in forgetting how God had helped me pass through the Cbt stage. I knew quite well how tight it would be. Angry smart youths everywhere and just 1 mark would be your difference between success and failure. Really a thin line.
I remember how I was with some people that blessed day and the notification came in. I was all smiles. It was like I should jump to mars , take a selfie and come back. I was really excited.
So why I was supplicating in my spirit on this APL miracle, I got remembered to still be thankful for the past Grace.
You can’t thank God enough.
joobseekar:
is training 3 months? during my interview, one of the panel member was saying 8/18months, I couldn't hear him very well sha.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 6:34pm On Sep 04, 2019
chidiebereuzoma:
But there's a British girl grin grin grin
Na joke oo
grin

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 6:23pm On Sep 04, 2019
Jarus:
My sources have also been evasive.
I wouldn't blame anyone evading you at this stage..

They must have been warned not to leak sensitive info,

Seeing that this your very source saw an info he gave you here (as confirmed by you) he might not want to let you in even though he respects and values your interest

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 6:16pm On Sep 04, 2019
mosgoon:
I agree with you.

Putting all these aside and upholding the chat content alone for a grammatical scrutiny , I think it's wrong to judge in that way based on that screenshot. Many extremely learned people type casually on platforms like whatsapp. Let's look at it objectively putting all your considerations aside

"Am not in this country" : Using am instead of I'm casually is very common. It's a common informal conversational slang or shortcut . I have chatted with a British girl that used it in some context.

"Every things is stand still" : I have made similar errors Iike this countless times on whatsapp/telegram due to typing fast. This is nothing to even pick a problem with. We type fast informally on such platforms and such mistakes are inevitable

Die / Due : same thing here, it's obvious he was typing fast and tried to correct it immediately as it could change the meaning of his statement leading to the error. Also evidenced by the same timestamp for each message

Amin : his language.

So I understand your anger at that criticism. Hopefully the critic sees things as it should be now
No mckinsey no party...

Bring back our mck pls

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 12:29pm On Sep 04, 2019
mosgoon:
4 serious looking sources. Two says nothing definitely happening next week. Other two says APL dispatching next week. Funny lol. Two out of the four sources are intentionally playing with people here. Next week would tell. What a thread smiley
My brother, we have between 0-1 source here who knows whatsup at the roof.. Dont be easily carried away by people with stern faces and alot of clauses who come up with very well calculated guess to keep their client occupied..

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 12:18pm On Sep 04, 2019
Teaser4:
Minding my business in HD..
As in ehh

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:21pm On Sep 03, 2019
furrr:
2nd ...
Still no alert today...
Hian
Abeg who get faroouq or Lazarus number
I want to ask them something
grin grin grin
I get king anyam number if u need grin

PoliticsRe: Xenophobia: Saraki Reacts, Tells FG, South African Govt What To Do by number5(m): 1:58pm On Sep 03, 2019
angry

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 1:21pm On Sep 03, 2019
Teaser4:
this new month, I'm gonna mind my business here, try as much as possible to stay out of trouble... dey my corner read comments, laugh, ignore negative energy and drink lots of water.....
And drop dangerous memes

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:58pm On Sep 02, 2019
larride:
grin.

Look at the chain: Your friend called you, she was told by a friend that had cousins who were called.

Cousins - Friend - Friend - You grin

I don’t know maybe some of you guys do suspend logical thinking due to anxiety or desperation.

It’s just like saying those that had sure admission connect has started doing documentation before they release admission list or those going for service and someone is already in camp doing documentation before call up letter is released.

This recruitment exercise is just exposing some people who do not understand how connections work. It could have been believeable if the recruitment is an underground exercise but this kind of general recruitment and you still think they will secretly call some to come do documentations while no list is released, don’t you think it will raise suspicion? Those that will enter through connection are chilling at home right now waiting for them to release the APL, stop giving yourself unnecessary headache.

Think!!!
@bolded

Very very poor choice of example.

In some universities, they give people admission even a week to first semester exam via connect and they do documentations same time wich is not the stipulated time for it..

They don't use connect to go to nysc camp.. Everbody shortlisted must go... Connect is to decide 'were'.. Ppl with massive connect come to camp today and are in atlanta clubbing the next day (i didn't call names)

Still, i Havnt debunked or supported your submission.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:45pm On Sep 02, 2019
Sempumping:
Sir
Just hollaring ni ooh.. Notin much

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:43pm On Sep 02, 2019
Edicoco:
I claim it in the precious name of Jesus!!
U been wan fight bfor sha

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:42pm On Sep 02, 2019
mathology5431:
Abeg who get something wey person fit use wake up next week!
Come collect

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:34pm On Sep 02, 2019
Fremanb4:
I'm not surprised at this. My colleague in the office today was asking me if I have been called yet. The reason he asked was because someone from his church was giving testimony about his son who had offers from NNPC,NLNG,PWC,Access bank and an assistant lecturing job in a University abroad. He took the later. So it's quite possible... nothing is impossible really.
Ahhh... Mosgoon was 95% sure of not taking NNPC offer last two months and now he is 100% sure..

Can it be because he accepted lecturing job in netherland?

Mosgoon's father is in ur colleagues church sire...do us a favour, all we need is his facebook akant username

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:29pm On Sep 02, 2019
Sempumping:
Some people here would rather have fake gist cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


....8days to go
Pumpingson

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:23pm On Sep 02, 2019
Gbriels:
I don't know why I like this....
Where u born on the fifth...
I just wantu check sometin...
Checkers of something association

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:12pm On Sep 02, 2019
Goldwatch:
I hope I understood your idea well enough.
If so, does purposeful deprivation of self not stem from a personal ethical resolution. I mean self deprivation and aversion to perversion are often guided by some standards/reservations, whether external or personal.

Meanwhile, did you attend UNICAL or a certain sec. sch. in Niger State?
While you're right in some cases.. Not all forms of personal deprivation bears its roots from an ethical decision.

I'm a vegetarian, not because of any ethically related reason except if you consider Lactose intolerance as one wich may make me ask you to expound on your definition of ethics and I'll learn from you.

You deciding not to have a gf in college because you don't want to carry extra credit load and all the trouble that comes with it/her isn't even a principle but based on the details of what such manifestation entails on your present desired state.

I schooled in the North, but not Niger state and certainly not unical.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:03pm On Sep 02, 2019
Ebenaba:
When I see some grammatical renderings, I begin to wonder if I attended school at all....
This is intimidation and I'll just drink to it...

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 5:02pm On Sep 02, 2019
uthmanj:
CBT centre - Lagos
Interview Date - 5th July
EH
Just got paid by Lazarus
Next is APL by God's grace.
Project eagle on course, destination is NNPC tower, see you there!
Finally i was able to quote yo before you deleted..missed out the first two times... Care to fill a brother in?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 4:59pm On Sep 02, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
It is finished

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 4:53pm On Sep 02, 2019
Page 900 and oga jarus has been paid..

Looks like the end of the 'world' is at hand

CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested In India With 600 Grams Of Heroin Shaped As Eggs by number5(m): 1:29pm On Sep 02, 2019
>: we have to check something pls

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 1:21pm On Sep 02, 2019
Beeam:
Many are mad, few are roaming

Please, how does one sit down and think up something like this?

Elder number5, I hail thee Sir!

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m):
Dbowline:
If you sin, will you still get APL?

Some of una no go even touch girlfriend because of you think its your right living that gives you APL. Well, what has been said in the realms have been said. Your mistakes or good cannot stop it.

Live ya life
A sure way of offsetting the statusquo in the linear sequence of reality is purposeful deprivation of self of what seems to be the norms in a society full of perversion. This is irrespective of religious and/or ethical attachments.. So your ascertations of "what has been said in the realms have been said" holds no water except for you, if you condition your mind that way.

The "realms" you potray is operated based on hierachical dispensation and rules that favour mortification. Call it what you may, but I'll categorically tell you that "what has been said in the realms" controls manifestation and is itself, controlled by principalities. It is up to you to determine if you are one or not.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 10:21pm On Sep 01, 2019
jani:
Any update.
You registered in 2007 and this is your first post..


Hunty mi... I the throway you salute

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