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Gunners are ASSHOLES .
No mind me oh,i am just looking for trouble.ok,Gunners for LIFE .
If una curse me, i will answer back.TIT FOR TAT.

congrats.When did you do your test,date please?because i did mine recently and i passed and i would like to know how long it takes.cheers

Yolanda:
Trust is important, if i were you i'd choose ugly. chances r they don't have the baggage that the pretty one has.

Yolanda,i think you must be an UGLY girl,thatz y u think he should date an ugly one and thatz y u are making such an unfair statement about the pretty ones.pretty girl/ugly girl ,if you like either go for it.Some pretty girls make very honest girlfriends but i have seen ugly girls who sleep around,likewise pretty girls but one thing i do know "it is not a crime to be pretty".

That is not true,drop it with olu in HR.

@Tenny,
the access bank is quite easy but you have to be fast and calm.you will be given questions like 1,3,5,, or a circle with figures inside to figure out the next one.it is like quantitative aptitude or critical reasoning,also you will be given shapes to identify the odd one out or the next one to follow the sequence.Be calm ,and be fast.it is well.
After writing this test for 45mins,it will be marked immediately,if you pass,you will be given a form to fill(personality form),then you will be told to go,that they will get in touch.Success,cheers

@candylips,



@georgee,
i just sent you a mail,cheers

@kaecy5 ,
you are a gentleman,because it takes a man to realise his mistakes.I am impressed and i know dipo will be too.cheers,kaecy5 .

@dipo,
what do you think?Isn't he (kaecy5 ) a gentleman?

@kaecy5 ,
very rude and crude of you. i hope you realise you have the option of checking out the site or not(no body force you go there).Mr. Dipo is trying to help.Haba.

@candylips ,
never copy bad manners.

@Mr Dipo,
kudos,thanks a lot for all your help and maturity.cheers

@free,
all you do is boo.maybe that is your joke of the year.

joimartins:
my man is different from you.guess what he just asked me to tell you this'''you never knew your priorities;;;;lol

of course,what do you expect him (YOUR MAN)to say,he will tell you exactly what you want to hear ,
and hope you noticed that the person who asked for our advice is just in the university and if the boy comes to that school,she herself knows that they will be live-in-lovers,at that early age.you can imagine living with him until they both graduate,that means they will be live-in-lovers till they leave that school which is basically 4-5years.Her years will be spent on this guy.She needs to have a broad outlook about life,face her studies and learn from people's mistakes instead of moving in with him at this EARLY STAGE IN LIFE.

@yankidelta ,

correct bo

Jill,
i think Teesec fell into a barrel of Ogogoro.*HIC*,*HIC*
cos the contribution is like that of klint,the d***k.

THE RESULT IS NOT YET OUT.The list you guys saw on their website was for the candidates that were shortlisted to write the test.

Una no go kill person with fake information.

Very typical of an average Nigerian:Bearer of fake information.

@AnuliGTB,
WOW!  don't feel guilty,they are all wishing they had that courage.hope u had the best f***k,that night.at least,you had fun and u used a condom,wise move.But don't try it again because u might not be so lucky next time .kudos girl.

@desiree,
you can tell that she has never done this before ,thatz why she said it was a "WEIRD THING".Advise her but don't crucify her.yea,she was lucky the guy wasn't a serial kiiler or a rapist.she got away with it this time bt she shouldn't try it again.

A MAJOR COUTURIERE IN LAGOS NEEDS A  SMART,WELL MANNERED AND GOOD LOOKING FEMALE.
MUST HAVE AN ART BACKGROUND.
A MINIMUM OF DIPLOMA QUALIFICATION REQUIRED.
WORK EXPERIENCE NEEDED IN FASHION AREA.
MUST BE ABLE TO FIT AND STYLE CLIENTS WHEN NECESSARY.
MUST BE ABLE TO DRAW.
WORK ETHICS REQUIRED.
AGE:25-30

PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON FOR INTERVIEW WITH CREDENTIALS AT,
NO 25,SANUSI FAFUNWA STREET,
VICTORIA ISLAND,LAGOS.

SALARY VERY ATTRACTIVE

hi,Okito.GLOBACOM,hmm.what department,please?cos i hv dropped my cv several times @ glo's office but no feedback for now.

@Nutter,
be serious for once in your lifetime.An Important issue is being discussed here.join in and express your own view and quit needling(A goading, provoking, or teasing remark or act) me.

@Otokx,
thanks a lot.how is PH?

@Nutter,
my naughty friend,don't tell you are on this thread too.lol

@Afam,
I am glad you admit i wasn't hypocritical in my post.Lets just pray that this issue sorts itself out.True talk Afam,how can those involved directly in this issue come to a compromise when members of this forum are at logger heads.this just goes to show that when people are involved in an issue,for a compromise to be reached,it is not as easy as we think.because different people with different interest and opinion are involved.some fellows are benefiting from the problems occuring in Lebanon and Isreal.Lets just pray,a Lasting compromise can be arrived at,a compromise that can span a lifetime because history tells us this standoff between Isreal and Lebanon has occured before.

@blasterman,
no wonder you are still looking for a job,you are as daft as your screen name because i wonder how this post of yours is related to the issue at hand.
by the way,my breast is the same size as your mother's own ,although not as flappy as hers.it is a pity she wasted her time giving birth to you,she could have used those months in farming,which would have been more productive.Have a lovely day

To all Nairalanders,
notice he was rude first and i followed suit.because,most times,people like blasterman think they can wake up and be rude to anyone.My main reason of hooking up to this site is to get the necessary information i need to update myself on new development in the job section.
So,please encourage blasterman to be focused.cheers

@georgee,
thank you,that is what i was trying to tell option4301,that the list he saw is for the shortlisted candidates that wrote the test.We need to get our info right before posting them on this forum,because it will be a channel for confusion and wrong information which it is not supposed to be.

@Hardware,
you ain't funny,so rest your case.

Point of correction, i am gainfully employed but unlike you, i am still looking for the best
am ambitious

my name is nunu.the link you just sent is for the candidates that did the test on 15th July.it is a list that the candidates checked before writing the exam to know if they were shortlisted to write the exam.(definition)
OLD MUGUN.

I just hope you ain't just keyboard happy cos i checked the site and only the shortlisted candidates for the exam is on that site.young man,i am not in the mood to go on a wild goose chase,so get your facts right.hmm.nonsense

Afam,i do not and i will never support what OBJ did in Odi but the Odi Indigenes were not innocent either.It was a massacre that should have been avoided with dialogue.OBJ retaliated like an angry bull throwing caution to the wind,but i still think if you can kill ,then prepare to be killed.The Odi indigenes killed first,which is not acceptable.

Remove sentiments,hezbollah supporters are terrorists and if Lebanon is acting as a launching pad for their activites,then let them bear the brunt of the assault.if they are not ready for war,why wake the sleeping dog.it is my opinion,but you are entitled to yours

hi,
Are we to bring along our credentials

@toshmann,
you are so romantic.keep the cupid arrows flying @ mukina.she is your soul-mate

@mukina,
you have a love stuck poet,have fun gal

how can we have peace when even on Nairaland,we can't come to a compromise.I will be unfair if i say i don't support Israel.I do,but i still feel for the hundreds of innocent lives that are being lost in lebanon.

this is a statement by the Israelis "Prime Minister of Israel Ehud Olmert declared the attack by Hezbollah’s military wing an “act of war,” and promised Lebanon a “very painful and far-reaching response.”CNN reported that “The Israeli Cabinet authorized ‘severe and harsh’ retaliation on Lebanon.”also,Israel’s chief of staff, Lt. Gen. Dan Halutz, told Israel's Channel 10 that “[i]f the soldiers are not returned, we will turn Lebanon’s clock back 20 years.“

Israel is attempting to create a rift between the Lebanese population and Hezbollah supporters by exacting a heavy price from the elite in Beirut. The message is: If you want your air conditioning to work and if you want to be able to fly to Paris for shopping, you must pull your head out of the sand and take action toward shutting down Hezbollah-land.”

Prime Minister Olmert and other officials declared that Israel held the Beirut government responsible for the attack, as it was carried out from Lebanese territory.In response, Lebanese Prime Minister Fuad Siniora denied any knowledge of the raid and stated that he did not condone it.

It is an example of what happened in the Niger Delta,do you expect Obasanjo to say the people in charge of the kidnapping of foreigners in the Niger Delta are not in this country?
If you know you can't fight a giant,then don't wake him up.At least,lebanese leaders will find a way to evict the Hezbollah fighters from their territory.

I support the Israelis.if you think you can come to my house and destroy part of it, i will definitely retaliate.I think Lebanon has learnt a hard lesson cos it is really a bitter pill to swallow.

It is a pity politics in Nigeria is a "do or die" affair.In other countries,you slug it out through the media or in a forum that allows questions to be thrown at all aspirants.I was so shocked to hear another guy don die again.well,they should kill themselves and leave the poor masses out of their dirty politics but i really do think Nigerian politicians should have an orientation on how to play the game in a straight manner

hello kuntakinte,so you noticed too that duttybarb wants attention.

@duttybarb
first class,2.1,2.2,3rd class,pass are all grades.go to school and make the one you want to make and leave others alone.it ain't your business if they made whatever grades they made,hmm.

@ishmael,
my brother,am alright.And how are you?

you can only take a donkey to the stream but you can't force it to drink if it doesn't want to,meaning you can never change a person's mentality if the person ain't prone to logic.Disparity between HND holders and B.Sc holders is a wrong mentality we need to wipe out.

@paaj,

just send your cv,diamond employs first class,2.1, and 2.2.

send the cv to their Adeola hopewell head office.

hmm

I do not believe there should be any disparity cos oneday,even B.sc holders will be discriminated against.I am a B.Sc holder but how will you feel if a B.Sc holder from a foreign university will be given the job compared to you ,the special B.Sc holder.it is happening right now,most banks are sourcing for their staff from foreign countries,a job fair was held in UK last two months.A Nigerian with a diploma from a foreign University is held supreme over a B.Sc holder from a Nigerian university.it is an attitude and mentality we should stop.HND holders are well structured in their practical and technical field.