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Education / Re: 9 Hidden Features Of Everyday Things You Probably Didn’t Know by nuwell(m): 12:35pm On Sep 27, 2016
Wow! This is very enlightening
TV/Movies / Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by nuwell(m): 9:19am On Sep 21, 2016
GRAB YOUR COPY NOW!!

Eveywhere is quiet and calm. You know didn't hear any sound from TV but as You are sleeping deeply, snoring......Suddenly...in your dreams, you hear ..GRAB YOUR COPY NOW!!! Congratulations, someone grabbed home a copy....hahaha

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This description sha grin grin
Literature / Re: The Ambush - a very short illustration by nuwell(m): 5:00pm On Sep 17, 2016
MrsExplorer:
can you add one more update?


Hmm...thou dost tempt me sorely but there art narry a sequel to this tale

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Literature / The Ambush - a very short illustration by nuwell(m): 8:07am On Sep 17, 2016
It was a pitch-black night, well suited to the scheme. Well, not so dark anyway. He still didn't feel as reassured as he had thought earlier, of the efficacy of the camouflage that his black uniform accorded him.

These miscreants might spot me, he thought as he glanced about once again at his environment.

The shrubbery gave him cover and mocked the sickly yellow glow from the nearest street light that barely lit anything beyond a 2-feet radius. The foliage was also thick and tall in this area of the roadside and together with the overhanging leaves of a nearby tree, completely obscured the 6-foot tall signpost that announced:

'No stopping
No waiting
No parking
Fine N30,000'

He glanced up at the hapless signpost and shook his head. Government! He mused, dem no dey eva do something finish. How pesin wan take see dis sign wey bush cover so?

He adjusted his position on the cement block on which he was sitting. Only yesterday, he and Mutiu had surreptitiously placed it here so that either of them delegated to this hideout, would have some convenience, for the long stakeouts between the ambushes.

A dull ache had started in his right buttock, its pulse matching beats with the one that throbbed in his right hip. He wondered about the time. A glance at the battered leather watch on his right wrist told him he'd been sitting in the spot for almost two hours. By this time last week Thursday, he'd 'apprehended' three offenders before 7:50. These guys don dey wise up, he mused.

No, he consoled himself, they can't resist the temptation to walk into this trap. One person must fall tonight. And I go chop am.

From his position, he could see across the road to where his partner lounged on a bench in the recessed storefront of an supermarket that had closed for the day. Although he couldn't distinctly make out his form, he knew that Mutiu was alert and that at the opportune moment, he would spring into action, as they had earlier agreed.

The traffic was light and flowing but had begun to thin out in the last 30 minutes. There were hardly any pedestrians walking alongside the road now and the place was looking more deserted with every minute now. A gentle breeze had started to blow, and it threatened to lull him to sleep. He glanced at his watch again.

I go soon go house, he reasoned, but I no fit comot here without bar for pocket. Make I chill small.

A minibus slowed, hesitantly it seemed and coasted towards the spot alongside his hideout. He tensed, a sneer creasing his lips. From the corner of his eye, he spotted a minute movement from the storefront across the road.

Mutiu, the sharp guy!

His concentration returned to the vehicle which had only just stopped. As the rear passenger door began to open, he rose to his hunches, careful not to let his head be seen above the bushes.

A figure set one foot on the ground outside the bus. And Officer Moses pounced.

#LawEnforcementVersusLawEnrichment
Based on actual circumstances
Co-writing credits: Stephen

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Family / Re: I Killed My Husband And Mistress by nuwell(m): 5:41pm On Sep 15, 2016
grin grin grin

Choi! MrsExplorer, see what you've caused now.
Family / Re: I Killed My Husband And Mistress by nuwell(m): 8:02pm On Sep 13, 2016
MrsExplorer:



this is really good, really really really good. But i give up on the both of you. You can have me now......, LOL!!!

I inadvertently know where you live now and I'll be watching too wink
Family / Re: I Killed My Husband And Mistress by nuwell(m): 10:32am On Sep 12, 2016
Continued

As I watch my three boys sitting here munching contentedly on their rice and chicken, I can't help but smile. There's Joba smacking his lips in his signature expression of satisfaction. It's been ages since they had a real meal. They deserve this and more. That worthless father of theirs was no help whatsoever. For all his claims not to have money, he had a robust reputation at the downtown bar. My boys will never be like that idiot! I did need the money and more as it came.

But I can't keep this up indefinitely.

Although the money the man had given me for my services was the equivalent of a month's worth of hardwork selling pap, no one ever got all their Christmases in one day. And I would only be naively optimistic to think this shadiness would go on for much longer. Something had to give soon.

Speaking of which, except I was paranoid, the motel lady had seemed agitated when she eventually opened the door. And I had had to knock quite insistently for a few minutes before that. Without a response, the door had been opened slowly and cautiously till she could just show her face around the edge. Only when she saw me in my simple garb and with the black waterproof bag grasped in one hand, had she stepped out beyond the door, carefully pulling it back in place behind her. She definitely didn't want me looking inside.

The air that wafted out of the room was stale. She looked like she had been crying. Her hair lay in a disorganized jumble on her head, like she had been tossing and turning in bed, for some time. She was clad in a bath robe that bore the motel's brand. She stood on the threshold and by her posture, I was sure she didn't want me to get beyond that point.

What!?? She demanded in a hoarse voice, the irritation dripping from her lips.

Her furtive glances down the hall on either side after I had told her my intentions, and all the while I was speaking, told me she didn't appreciate my visit in any way.

She had not been interested in the pap except that I had insisted and begged that I couldn't leave otherwise. I didn't also have a name to give her when she asked who had sent me. I don't know his name. He refused to tell me, I had protested. She hadn't been satisfied with my answers till I had made an attempt to describe the young man to her. A very brief flash of recognition had passed across her face then.

Only then had she received the pap with a look of resignation and slammed the door in my face.

Should I be worried? I had often had to deal with at least one such weird experience on my daily routine. Two obviously linked weirdos in a weird situation however, was a different ball game.

I want to see how this plays out. And the pay has been good so far.

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Family / Re: I Killed My Husband And Mistress by nuwell(m): 10:30am On Sep 12, 2016
If I may...

There was and still is, something oily about the guy who paid me to deliver pap to the lady at the motel this morning.

I had been plying my usual route that morning when a carefully dressed man had called to me. He had been standing in front of the three-storey tenement at No. 19. Although the gate seemed shut (it was usually shut anyway), I had assumed that he lived there, probably having recently moved in. I had never seen him before as well. I only had one client in that compound - a aged woman who had gone on a trip last week. She lived alone on the first apartment on the ground floor. I had never had opportunity to explore the grounds, so I couldn't claim to be too familiar with the goings-on in the rest of the building, especially as the gateman never let me linger.

But this young man with the nice biceps had seemed intent on my merchandise. Until i realized that he wasn't bargaining for just the few pieces he had selected. He had other services he would have me render and he was ready to pay. I could have declined.

The exorbitant amount he offered to have me deliver such a small quantity of pap to the motel lady down the street set off alarm bells in my head. There had to be more to this, I thought. His near-frenzied insistence that I memorize and repeat the details he told me, spooked me too. Otherwise, his conversation was polite and soliciting. But beneath the cool demeanour, I couldn't help but sense a quiet malevolence about him that disconcerted me. The fact that traffic along the street that early in the day, was almost non-existent didn't bolster my courage too. He looked capable of doing quick damage to my petite frame if he'd chosen. I had to at least appear to cooperate with him.

I really should go to the Police.

But he had also promised me more money if I kept quiet and did his bidding whenever he requested. How could I refuse otherwise? He had said he would find me when he wanted. That had alarmed me some more. How could he know where I lived?

It was only fortunate that the security guard on duty at the motel was a client of mine too, or getting in would have been impossible....

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Career / Re: Office Politics - Bookfest On A Bus Ride by nuwell(m): 10:41pm On Sep 10, 2016
amicable09:

Nuwell, it ended beautifully na cheesy
Alright, over to your questions.

Where I learnt those workplace skills. I mentioned in the beginning that I read a book on a bus grin and title of the book is 'Office Politics'. Actually, I didn't finish the whole text but I did meet the lady twice and scanned through all the chapters. It was a good read, believe me.

Have I had cause to try them and prove that they work? Absolutely! I must admit. I didn't just write things that are not practicable in Nigeria. They are everyday happenings and proven strategies in Nigeria's average offices.

Currently I'm reading 'How to excel at work' by Billi Odum and I'm loving it too. Got it from my office library.

Emmy himself shared real life challenges he is facing at work and we tried to advice him accordingly. Let's hope the advice did work cheesy
Emmyde25, over to you grin

The practicability of the ideas here are not in doubt. Just that you seem to have become quite adept at applying them, judging from your assertiveness.

You kinda remind me of that meme where there are toddlers in overalls and safety helmets, and which usually has a text tag of something of this nature: 'when you employers want you to have 10 years experience and be 20 years old. grin

Or you must be really ancient then. Jus' saying wink
Career / Re: Office Politics - Bookfest On A Bus Ride by nuwell(m): 5:41pm On Sep 10, 2016
EmmyDe25 and amicable09, please come back and finish what you started here o.

What about that boss, Emmy and your anticipated change of unit? What's the situation now?

And amicable09, where did you learn all these workplace skills you have been sharing? Have you had cause to try out and confirm the efficacy of those strategies?
Car Talk / Re: Let's Build A Car by nuwell(m): 10:35am On Aug 29, 2016
EgunMogaji et al

Nu-well, checking in this beautiful morning. The dream lives on
Romance / Re: Relationship Chess by nuwell(m): 10:07am On Aug 26, 2016
YBNR:
Permission to post this on my blog sir?

It has already been published on mine. Would you still be comfortable re-publishing?
Car Talk / Re: Let's Build A Car by nuwell(m): 8:32am On Aug 20, 2016
EgunMogaji:


One person in my club has an Austin Mini Cooper that is running on a Hayabusa engine. Scary fast for sure but not appropriate for a family commuter vehicle in my opinion.

1) Very noisy.

2) Not enough torque.

3)

That been said, the first project that I'm going to do in my shop is to buy a Keke Marwa, replace most non-structural body panels with carbon fiber, paint it back into yellow, install a Hayabusa engine and then go hunt, read embarrass, all the posers in their "sports cars" grin

What's that frame in the attached picture?
Car Talk / Re: Let's Build A Car by nuwell(m): 9:49am On Aug 19, 2016
I like this initiative and where this can go. Great contributions so far. We can do this.
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