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 Health › Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by nuwell(m): 10:54am On Jul 16, 2013 |
uj_sizzle: You just dey blow grammar. If it's medicinal no matter how gross, shouldn't it be used? There's the possibility its already included in those tubes we buy for pimples n acne.God forbid bad thing!!! *crosses self*  |
| Music/Radio › Re: What is your favorite video or song lyrics? by nuwell(m): 9:26am On Jul 16, 2013 |
Always loved this song even without meeting Bill Withers *singing* Just the two of us We can make it if we try... Thanks Tex |
| Health › Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by nuwell(m): 7:40pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
I thought someone said something about being grossed by this therapy. Well it hasn't stopped being just that - GROSS!!! And I hereby move the motion to perish this spark of thought before it becomes a conflagaration. My piece said. |
| Phones › Re: Mtn Scraps All Tariff Plans by nuwell(m): 9:29am On Jul 15, 2013 |
Wuked.P:Omo, I think say na only me dey make call wey my money dey miss. MTN could have at least warned us na before doing such. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Gospel Music Hangout: Enthusiasts And Musicians by nuwell(op): 5:45pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
Alldruns: Gd job bro.Soundtracks are available as karaoke videos on youtube. Just use the Youtube search and type for instance 'hezekiah walker grateful instrumental' and you could even be directed to sites where you could get help, or you could download it from there. I can't at present remember any of the sites right now. But I could check much later. There are many PC Beat making software options including Fruity Loops (which I use), Reason etc. They have their individual strengths and flaws as usual. So you use one based on personal preference. Stay blessed. |
| Romance › Re: Relationship Chess by nuwell(op): 3:16pm On Jul 12, 2013*. Modified: 2:28pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
Ishilove: For ya mind. You sure sey the woman tok this?To whom it may concern; Nota Bene: (Excerpts are quoted exactly as typed. It was a IM chat, by the way) |
| Music/Radio › Re: Gospel Music Hangout: Enthusiasts And Musicians by nuwell(op): 12:30pm On Jul 12, 2013 |
Now Playing: Any track by FLO! Meen, the broda's tiiight! I'm well pleased. |
| Politics › Re: State, Regional And Federal Flags And Symbols Of Nigeria by nuwell(m): 11:45am On Jul 12, 2013 |
naptu2: The penalty will be ten balls of akara.Only   Or per batch?  |
| Fashion › Re: Weird Fashion Trends From History (PICTURES) by nuwell(m): 5:56am On Jul 11, 2013 |
GROSS!!! Elongated necks, Lip plates, Bound feet... Plainly disgusting...STUPID!!! I feel the need to puke. Arrrrggghhh |
| Romance › Re: Relationship Chess by nuwell(op): 10:33am On Jul 10, 2013 |
clemz85: something ring bell to my head while reading your text,Hmmm...Interesting analogy. I'm glad you are so inspired. Thanks for sharing with me, clemz85 |
| Romance › Relationship Chess by nuwell(op): 9:07am On Jul 10, 2013*. Modified: 9:28am On Jul 10, 2013 |
I USED to sympathize with the sob stories and tales of woe of brokenhearted ladies; I USED to scowl at playboys and then wonder how, they always managed to attract all the 'female' traffic; I USED to get on the offensive if I perceived a whiff of a fraudulent relationship into which a dear female was being enticed; I USED to breathe blue murder and envisage all the creative things I'd do if a bloke 'fooled' with my daughter's heart.... Not until I tried the shoe out on the other foot. Here are excerpts from a very enlightening conversation I had with a friend, an older and wiser lady as opposed to the young, inexperienced and more gullible ones of my generation: [size=8pt](Excerpts are quoted exactly as typed. It was a IM chat, by the way) Her: U are just a sweet guy Me: I should blush if my skin tone would bear it. Sadly I dont think it would Her: Funny Me: Really ... Me: Let me share something you might find a little controversial.. Her: Ok Me: Fact: you'd probably recognize but not appreciate my 'sweetness' if you'd been twenty years younger! (My friend's about that much older). Her (without any hesitation): Lol. Maybe. I have always loved nice guys though. Did not always date them though. Me (feeling I was on to something): Ah ha! So why does that happen? Her: Because girls like a project. If u are a sweet guy u are not a challenge. Lol. My dad used to say 'girls find the perfect man and then spend the rest of their lives trying to change them.' Me (a little depressed now): Sad!....and painful!!!! Her: Girls think they can change a jerk Me: Very painful Her: Yeah, but true. (After a brief pause) I'm sorry, but u are right. Girls your age may not realize what they are missing with u. They often look for excitement and not stability Me: I once had a 'hopeful' whose favourite expression for me was 'good man'. I thought that should be an advantage, seeing as lotta dem go through some bad sh** (excuse me) at the hands of guys. She very quietly walked away after barely six months. Till date, i'm not sure what I did or didnt do. Its frustrating!!!!! Maddening!!! Infuriating!!!! Her: But then as u said, I have lived long enough to appreciate a REAL man. Sorry babe. If I had the opportunity to talk to her I would tell her what a wonderful guy she gave up. She doesnt know what she passed up. Big mistake, Big. (I's pretty much too depressed at this point to appreciate the compliments though) Me: Guys like me invest ourselves a lot into every relationship, and are usually reluctant it wld seem, to make oft seeming 'long term' commitments since we take each one so seriously. so its often a bit hard to learn its a failed investment. Her: Don't give up. She is out there. I hope this has not made u bitter... Or made you want to give up Me: Bitter no. Angry, a little bit. Disenchanted, mostly Her: ...Sigh... :-/ She is a fool. Me: Remember the irony? You'd probably do the same thing. But add the wisdom of your years to that equation and you'd probably stand a chance Her: Yeah well....Lol This discourse reinforced my conviction that the Perfect Woman (or Man) is a myth and the Ideal relationship doesn't exist, except in the imaginations of people. Each relationship then is what the consenting partners make of it. It taught me that every bride requires grooming. The Groom has to know what kind of material he can work with and select a 'suitable' one. No one will ever be getting a readymade product. And that's why every relationship requires work, and why marriage is not for boys, but for men, who had over time, painstakingly honed their grooming skills. Heck, it even showed me the inspiration behind the cliché 'wife material'... And why good relationships mature like fine wine with time... And why the marriage contract contains the clause '...till DEATH do us part...' Obviously 50 years isn't enough to discover all you can create from so complex an entity as a human being. Besides, the fact that the material is subject to many constantly varying factors, the sculptor is subject to fluctuating levels of inspiration! I realize that this issue isn't one to be comprehended in any space of time but to be grown into. Now, I am more eager to revaluate myself and discover what or rather who I've been groomed to groom. I STILL sympathize with the sob stories and tales of woe of brokenhearted ladies, I STILL scowl at play boys and then wonder how, they always manage to attract all the 'female' traffic; I STILL get on the offensive if I perceive a whiff of a fraudulent relationship into which a dear female was being enticed; I STILL breathe blue murder and envisage all the creative things I'd do if a bloke 'fooled' with my daughter's heart.... Don't be my scapegoat. Haha! 2 Likes
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| Music/Radio › Re: Gospel Music Hangout: Enthusiasts And Musicians by nuwell(op): 11:22am On Jul 09, 2013 |
ministerclem: should christian listen to circular music?Hello, I'm sure you meant 'secular' music? I'd like to give you a simple 'Yes' or 'No' but as with many human decisions, I'll rather present the facts and let you reach your own conclusions. Please bear with me as this might get a lil' lengthy. Alright, here's my take. Music is a medium of expression. I made the clarification earlier, that gospel and secular are not genres but classifications under which the different types of music can be categorized. However, what dictates the message, motivation, objective and effects of the music, is the basis of the classification. The question 'Should christian listen to secular music?' is akin to 'should I eat EVERYTHING?' Someone would hurriedly say yes, but when you note that our tastes and appetites don't always tally with our digestive systems, then you understand that while you CAN eat ANYTHING you want, you really SHOULD not eat EVERYTHING. Some meals will constipate you, others will give you allergies and still some may cause you diarrhea. So we need to choose carefully. Here's a quote from the great Apostle Paul 'All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.' (1Co 10:23; KJV) Music is such a pervasive medium of communication that we can imbibe it without conscious effort. Ever thought you were not listening to a song only to find out several days later, that you remember the lyrics and can hum or even sing it? LOL. It happens to me all the time. So when consciously possible, one needs to ACTIVELY guard what one allows into your subconscious. I'm fond of telling people that the mind is like a Compact Discs (CDs). For best results, one needs to take care of them and as much as possible, keep their readable surfaces from getting scratched. Once they are scratched, you can expect any form of misbehaviour from it or its total failure. The mind is better and more easily protected from debilitating influences than it can be restored when it is contaminated...or scratched. As Christians, we present our minds to God, who works to change the way you think, so we can then know how to do everything that is good and pleasing to Him. (Rom. 12:2; CEV). This process needs all the help it can get. A lifetime isn't usually enough to get the job done, but a lot can be achieved if we fully cooperate with God. Hence, whether or not to listen to secular music (consequently allowing us to influence us whether we like it or not), depends on how quickly we want our transformation process to progress. We don't want to take one step forward and take two back. Such progress can be slow and frustrating. All in all, realize that whatever sort of music we expose ourselves to will make or mar us. The purpose of gospel music I believe, is eventually to glorify God, not necessarily because every line is rhymed with God or Jesus or Holy Spirit, but because such music redirects our attention to God and helps us appreciate and love Him more for the testimonies of His actions in the lives of the musicians. That's what makes it GOSPEL. I'd better stop now. I guess that's plenty to think on already. We can continue this discussion if you so desire. Thanks 1 Like 1 Share |
| TV/Movies › Re: The Most Annoying Advert You Have Seen On TV? by nuwell(m): 7:03am On Jul 09, 2013 |
Michael Sokoto: Top tea advert.LMAO! Dat serious? Chai! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Made In Nigeria, English by nuwell(m): 7:01am On Jul 09, 2013 |
How about Nigerian football commentaries, somewhat in the following format: 'And eh..Yobo rallies the defense...and eh, the Messi attempts a smart one there...and eh, no, he loses the ball...and eh...Mikel gets it...and eh...and eh...' Na wetin na. lolz. And eh... 1 Like |
| TV/Movies › Re: The Most Annoying Advert You Have Seen On TV? by nuwell(m): 12:25am On Jul 09, 2013 |
Femsyn: Everyone in my family hates this. If u're with the remote and allow d ad to run, its as if u've committed a grievous sin. Beats my imagination. What did the Biola abi na Bisi woman ever do? lolz |
| Music/Radio › Re: Gospel Music Hangout: Enthusiasts And Musicians by nuwell(op): 12:02am On Jul 09, 2013*. Modified: 12:30pm On Jul 12, 2013 |
NOW PLAYING: Ready, Aim, Fire by Mali Music. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Made In Nigeria, English by nuwell(m): 9:10pm On Jul 08, 2013*. Modified: 9:37pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Hungry dey waya me E don tey, no be today Your wahala too much I don dey go I don tire (no, you don tube) You no dey hear word I go enter you now (a threat to beat someone up) I no sabi dis work That moto dey tear race Make you follow me dey go Notin do am The boy carry last for the exam you go fear fear The woman just die troway Be going Enter Ikeja bus I want to drop Dress for me 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Made In Nigeria, English by nuwell(m): 9:00pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
mabebe1: how many yrs did i use to senior u?How many years I take senior you? |
| TV/Movies › Re: The Most Annoying Advert You Have Seen On TV? by nuwell(m): 8:39pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
since_1914: Am surprised that no one has mentioned the terrible Ariel detergent advert where the woman goes... "I was like ah! and she was like uh!Lolz. I can't understand why my mum detests, no loathes this advert. She exclaims and ,switches the channel...every time. Hehehe |
| TV/Movies › Re: The Most Annoying Advert You Have Seen On TV? by nuwell(m): 8:33pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Damayor12: Mine is one wheatmeal advert..Where the wife was Shouting "SHow me the husband snatcher" and the husband just took her to his car booth n was just acting foolishlyy with his off colour Cutlass tieChai!Wicked!:-D |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by nuwell(m): 2:42pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Acelifted: ...Listen as if your life depended on it.Which it actually does! 1 Like |
| TV/Movies › Re: The Most Annoying Advert You Have Seen On TV? by nuwell(m): 2:02pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
clow: The one that really pisses me off is that COSON advert where the guy quit his Job because his boss would not allow him go for a Concert...in his words"Nna Men, I love this Job but I Quit"Walahi! +100000000000 likes! No-One-Sense advert! Plus its compatriot advert where the lady dumps the guy because he can't get her a ticket to one blasted COSON concert. Mtschhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwww |
| Car Talk › Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by nuwell(m): 3:16pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Walahi! This na correct yans! On point, OP! +100 likes N.B: Please be discreet about which bus stops you attempt the above tips. God bless your hustle. |
| Car Talk › Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by nuwell(m): 3:14pm On Jul 05, 2013*. Modified: 8:12pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Double post |
| Jokes Etc › Re: This Made Me Laugh (superman Bachelor) by nuwell(m): 2:17pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
texanomaly: habit. was not thinking...oops...I'll work on that...*hits self in forehead*Don't beat yourself up. You've just secured evidence to prosecute the spammer's bu** when the MODs come a-checking.  |
