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Lagos_Boi: Every lady likes a sucessful man, get money first and ladies will follow, na u go dey choose which one to sample !

U will be sooooo disappointed. Na fake chics or prostitutes go follow u

Thanks guys, am going to camp soon so it works well

Bisjosh: Thank u very much. Pls what is the full meaning of ISMN so that i can google it

Pls ooo. My cousin said nooo to NIM

nwachineke00: With the current situation, abeg be wise

I forgot to add, I don do my own... I no wan hear story

SAINT DADA: As a prospective 2013 batch A corp member, one question pops up every now and then, should I "fix" my NYSC posting as most of my friends have done in the past or should I just allow things to happen naturally.... the latter is more appealing to me but with a gross possibility of been posted to the troubled northern states am beginning to have a rethink...so a question to prospective corps members, given the opportunity, would you rather work your service to the state of your choice or would you allow nature to take its cause, bearing in mind the possibility of been thrown to one of the violent prone states

With the current situation, abeg be wise

Loooool Wetin no go happen for Naija

Mynd_44: No we don't, we are just looking for the right woman

Ok I really hope so

My so called bf hasn't proposed (am planning the dumping rhymes...any input is welcome pls)

Babzilla: SHHHHHHHH! (LOOKS LEFT & RIGHT)

OYA HOW MUCH WILL I GIVE U 2 KEEP THIS SECRET

I don't take bribes sorry, u're busted!

Babzilla: A WISEMAN ON THIS FORUM ONCE SAID THAT THE WEDDING BAND IS THE WORLD'S SMALLEST HANDCUFF.

"YOU (GUYS)SHOULD BE FREE AS A BIRD, FLAPPING AROUND, SINGING, FULL OF JOY WITH LIFE.
WOMEN WANT TO ****** THE BIRD AND THROW IT IN A CAGE (CAGE = COMMITTMENT, MARRIAGE, A LIFETIME OF BOREDOM).
WHEN BIRDS TRY TO FLY INTO THE CAGE, WOULDN'T YOU THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THAT BIRD? AFTER ALL, WHO WANTS A BIRD THAT WANTS TO BE IN THE CAGE?
NO, WOMEN WANT THE BIRDS THAT ARE FREE, WILD, AND BEAUTIFUL. THEY WANT A GOOD CATCH. GOOD CATCHES DO NOT FLY INTO CAGES.
ONLY WOUNDED OR NEEDY BIRDS DO."

u need deliverance, seriously.... again I will tell her...

Babzilla: PSSST. MAKE WE HEAR WORD. IVE SEEN UR TYPE MANY TIMES. BELIEVE ME TOOTS 1 WEEKEND WITH ME AND U'LL BE SPREADING LIKE MARGARINE

with all ur braggs, I'm sure u nor fit "do" sef

Babzilla: STUPID OR NOT ID WAX THAT @$$
Y R U GUYS HIDING HER PIX?

I will tell your girlfriend...

tomakint: My guy all that your points na "Cave men mentality" making women feel on top of the world is not all about money, ladies love attention and affection more than the money most of you guys whine about...is that not true LADIES?

Help me tell the "anuofia".... na serious cave man... "nna yi"

Babzilla: ANOTHER BABE

I don’t know why I noticed your comment, but it sounds like a selfish and immature reason to quit a relationship… Except you’ll say the current babe isn’t satisfying you or what exactly? #justcurious

Harmony-emerald:
Since i can remeneber, i have always fantacized about how i want to be proposed to. Guys how did you propse to her or how will you propose to her, for the ladies, how do you want him to propose to you



for me, i will want him to propose on my birthday, maybe he will start up by sending plenty roses to my work place, then at the end of the day, take me out to eat dinner, then in my plate that is supposed to contain the food, he will ask the waiter (without my knowledge) to put the ring only in the plate, cover it and serve me, then when i open, my plate to eat............OMG, i will see the ring and if I look up, i will see him kneeling and asking, then if i say yes, he will jump up with his two hands in the air and say YES, she is mine now,
tell yours

Madam, wake up from your dream... I will kill mosquito if any naija man does this especially "igbo" guys Loooooooooooooooooool

Hey guys, I met some guy 6 months ago while on official duty.... when we met he was all over me (yeah I know, they're all like that) asked me out and 2 months later proposed unconsciously. At the time, I said no cos I knew he was just talking gibberish as a result of the spur of the moment. We live in diff towns & it hasn't been easy keeping in touch and all...

The first time I visited, he introduced me to all his friends as his "wife"... whenever we talked he always chipped in "when we marry" - 5 months down the line he's changed!

He started by saying how his career (crap!!!) is important bla bla bla. Pretends to be busy (even when I can view his jobless activities on Facebook & Twitter), makes flimsy excuses and now refers to me as his friend etc.

During my last visit, I went through his phone and discovered a number he had been communicating with constantly, checked his sent messages and found some implicating msgs to these same number... I haven't confronted him & don't intend to becos I think it's childish, I plan to pretend like all is well and slowly withdraw.

What do you guys think? I'm I being paranoid? should I give him a chance to explain or just walk away....?

for me INFIDELITY..... of whatever form - including BBM/whatsapp/2go sex.... cos nowadays some foolish guys talk crap with chics and expect their gf to ignore that!

Babzilla: NAIJA BABE WILL TAKE THE KEY ONLY IF THERE ARE THE FOLLOWING
1. FOOD
2. DSTV
3. WORKING AC
4. WELL STOCKED FRIDGE
5. & TRANSPORT MONEY ON HER WAY OUT OF THE HOUSE

Is that what you think of your "naija" babe? Or u're just blabbing cos u're on nairaland?

Mynd_44: Well, the text sounds somehow na. Okay flip the situation, if you found a text like that on her phone, what would you think?

my thoughts too...

my boyfriend did the same, chatting with chics on BB and talking all sorts with them ("I miss you" "can't wait to have you in my arms" bla bla bla). When I confronted him, he came up with the same bloody excuse abt not being intimate with them.... Like if it were you, how would you feel seriously??

Babzilla: TSK TSK. HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT FROM SMELLY ITCHY WEAVE-ONS, 8 INCH FAKE NAILS, 6INCH HEAVY LASHES, & OF RECENT PIERCINGS & THE CRAPPY TATTOOS WE C. BECAUSE ITS NOT FROM THE WEST ITS TERMED 'MADNESS'. ID BET THAT IF IT WERE WESTERNERS DOING THIS IT WONT BE QUESTIONED BUT ADOPTED

Bad belle pipu...

which kain "abrakadabra" be that?? Most times these women/girls know the relationship is leading no where but they hang on...

Please I need your sincere opinion(s) or reason(s) as to why most guys are afraid or drag their feet when it’s obvious they are “due” for marriage.