₦airaland Forum

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1) Governor receiving the alert -

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2) Governor receiving a request for funds from 'wifey' and the 'side chicks'...

(let me see what I can do!)

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3) Next step - to check 'real estate prices' abroad......

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4) Followed by - select the properties and wire the money

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5) And then - lie to the masses about the money and how it was spent.

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6) Finally - If the EFCC ask questions, deny any knowledge of the money.

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The oil we've been selling for 50 years...

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What do we have to show for it?

ok

Why is this nonsense front page news?

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and who is this person self?

His punishment should be to reincarnate immediately in Borno state.

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190 million Nigerians are depressed!

Computer programmer has just TWO password guesses left to access £180m Bitcoin account

A DESPERATE computer programmer has just two guesses left to figure out a password which is worth £180million.

Stefan Thomas is trying to remember the code to a small hard drive, known as an IronKey, to access 7,002 Bitcoin — which were yesterday worth £25,637.95 each.

The price of Bitcoin has soared with a rise of 720 per cent since March 2020Credit: AFP or licensors
But he lost the piece of paper on which he wrote his password. The device allows for ten attempts — and he’s tried eight times.

If he doesn’t get it right in the next two tries, it will be permanently encrypted and the fortune lost forever.

German-born Stefan was given the Bitcoin in 2011 as a reward for making an animation.

But the price of Bitcoin has since soared — with a rise of 720 per cent since March 2020 alone.

'DESPERATE'
Speaking about his lockout Stefan, who now lives in San Francisco in the US, said: “I would just lay in bed and think about it.

“Then I’d go to the computer with some new strategy and it wouldn’t work and I’d be desperate again.”

Many others have struggled to cash in on cryptocurrencies as they have also forgotten their passwords.

Wallet Recovery Services, which helps find lost digital keys, said it gets 70 requests a day.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/13725511/computer-programmer-two-guesses-password-180million/

N500 be dat....

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2021....

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The year of DNA & Divorce!

Once a tyrant.....

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....always a tyrant (even after cloning!)

The Anambra State government on Tuesday postponed the resumption of schools across the state by two weeks over the spike in COVID-19 cases.

The state’s governor, Willie Obiano, who announced the development in a state-wide broadcast, also banned gathering of more than 50 people in the state.

He threatened to close any market that violates the COVID-19 protocols.

The governor revealed that the state government took the decisions because of the increasing cases of confirmed COVID-19 cases in the state.

Obiano said: “Sadly, it appears that our warnings fell on deaf ears. Our people allowed themselves to be carried away by the joys of the yuletide and failed to maintain the COVID-19 protocols.”

He said the state recorded 110 new COVID-19 cases between December 7, 2020, and January 11.

He said: “My administration has taken a string of hard decisions to stamp out the renewed spread of this pandemic before it gains a serious advantage over us.

“All government offices must observe the standard COVID-19 protocols – washing of hands at the entrance, wearing of facemasks, regular use of hand sanitizers, and strict observance of social distancing. Nobody will be allowed into any government premises without properly wearing a face mask.

“No one should step outside their homes without wearing a facemask.

“The ban on nightclubs is still firmly in place. Hotels are directed to ensure strict compliance with COVID-19 protocols.

“There should not be more than 50 people in any public gathering.

“The COVID-19 Action Teams in all our 61 markets must ensure full compliance with the standard COVID-19 protocols.

“All markets in Anambra State are given one week to set-up the necessary safety standards and ensure proper compliance. Any market found violating the standards after one week shall be quickly shut down.”

https://www.ripplesnigeria.com/covid-19-anambra-govt-postpones-schools-resumption-by-two-weeks-bans-gathering-of-more-than-50-persons/

Let them publish their numbers nah.......

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The accused person who pleaded guilty to the two charges levelled against him, however, urged the court to temper justice with mercy on him.

Chief Magistrates’ Court sitting in Ore, Ondo State has remanded 36-year-old Peter Moses in a correctional centre for raping and impregnating his teenage daughter.

According to police prosecutor, Inspector Jimoh Amuda, Moses committed the offence between November 2020 and January 2021 at Asewele Korede camp via Ore in the Odigbo Local Government Area of the state.

The charge sheet reads, “That you Peter Moses, between November 2020 and January 2021 at Asewele Korede camp via Ore in the Ore Magisterial District did unlawfully have sexual intercourse with one Peter Patience, aged 17, and thereby committed an offence contrary to section 31 sub-section (1) and punishable under section 31 sub-section (2) of Part 3 of Child’s Right Acts of Federal Republic of Nigeria 2003.

"That you Peter Moses, during the same period, time and place in the aforementioned magisterial district did sexually abuse your daughter by having sexual intercourse with her and gave her four months old pregnancy (sic), thereby committed an offence contrary to section 32 sub-section (2) and punishable under section 32 sub-section (2) of Part 3 of Child Rights Act of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 2003.”

Amuda, however, asked the court for adjournment to enable the police complete their investigation and seek legal advice from the Ministry of Justice.

The accused person who pleaded guilty to the two charges levelled against him, however, urged the court to temper justice with mercy on him.

The Presiding Magistrate, F. O. Omofolarin, thereafter, ordered Moses to be remanded in a correctional centre pending the outcome of the Director of Public Prosecutions’ legal advice and adjourned the case to February 21 for mention to enable the police complete their investigation.

http://saharareporters.com/2021/01/12/36-year-old-man-rapes-impregnates-own-teenage-daughter-ondo

SalamRushdie:
He still wants to make the same mistake that led to a certain massacre at Alagarno in 2018 where a complete set of green horned recruits where wiped out because of lack of battle experience and they suffered battle ground disorientation giving Boko Haram a cheap edge to wipe them out ..there is a reason new soldiers are embedded with more experienced unit gradually

Buratai is into human sacrifice.

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imoni1010:
Ftc

Ehh...

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There is hunger in the land......

Davido......settle him sharp sharp!

Him try, so don't be 'Stingy'

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Give him cash.......not prayers, blessings or sentiments!

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Zoning Agreements.....

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....they just don't work in naija - too much wayo!

Excuse to chop money.....

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Excuse to implement new 'rigging' technologies!

COVID-19: In a new report, UN urges Nigerian govt to impose restriction on movement

The United Nations on Tuesday advised the Nigerian government to impose a restriction on movement in a bid to check the spread of the COVID-19 pandemic in the country.

In its report on the response plan to COVID-19 in Nigeria, the global body pointed out that restriction of movement could be effective in reducing the spread of the virus in the country.

It, however, implored the government to implement such restrictions in communities.

The Presidential Task Force on COVID-19 had on Monday blamed passengers’ travels, reopening of schools and businesses among others for the recent spike in COVID-19 cases in Nigeria.

The country has 101, 331 confirmed COVID-19 cases and 1,361 fatalities from the virus as of Monday night.

The report read: “Infection control measures based on restricting movement and interpersonal contact can be effective in slowing down the transmission of infection, giving healthcare systems more time and capacity to cope with COVID-19. These measures – including isolation, physical distancing will only be effective if a community-wide implementation is successful.

“As the mitigation measures will require people to self-impose difficult restrictions on their social interactions and movements, there is a need for a robust risk communication strategy that expands the web of community engagement and cooperation.

“In this regard, we deployed culturally sensitive communication strategies co-created with the Lagos State government, Local Government administrators, Civic Leaders, women’s organisations and networks, Religious and Traditional Leaders to ensure open and honest transmission of messages.”

https://www.ripplesnigeria.com/covid-19-in-a-new-report-un-urges-nigerian-govt-to-impose-restriction-on-movement/

So the Igbo guy has been sentenced to death for shooting a fellow soldier (with a reason).......

...and Mohammed Kudo to 3 years for shooting a 12 year old boy (for no reason)?

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......God punish anyone talkin 'One Nijeria'!

Why na - !

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Naija don tire me.

Wickedness......

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Buratai is mad!

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Any soldier that has not run......na suicide be dat!

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The moni no show for him face and body.......

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....him dey 'stingy' himself self.

Trump should prat he's tried in this shhhithole- he will be free a week after conviction.

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Wahala....

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His white baby mama really messed him up mentally.......

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and now he wants to go back to black?