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Education / Re: If ASUU Calls Off The Strike When Will You Return To School? by Nwaohafia1: 8:30am On Feb 07, 2019
vikkimimi:
I'll return an hour after...
Trust me, I'm tired �

You are missing your bae, i guess?
Politics / Re: Atiku Lands In Buhari's State Today As He Continue His Rally by Nwaohafia1: 8:26am On Feb 07, 2019
Katsina votes will be shared between Buhari and Atiku 60% - 40%

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 250K For Househelp Job In Banana Island, Only Graduates Needed. Nigerians React by Nwaohafia1: 8:22am On Feb 07, 2019
"Whatever your hand findeth to do, do it well"



Where can i submit my cv?

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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Mocks Oyedepo, David Ibiyeomie, Paul Enenche As They Dance by Nwaohafia1: 11:14am On Dec 15, 2018
Daddy Freeze, the foolish attention seeker. A man who can't take care of his family is not opening anybody's eye

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Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Replies Charly Boy, Insists ‘Atiku Is An Option’ by Nwaohafia1: 1:26pm On Dec 14, 2018
2019 election is between Buhari and Nigerians (Atiku is just our representative.



Meanwhile,

*ASK A NIGERIAN POLITICIAN WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THIS HOT WEATHER CONDITION*

*Journalist*: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about?

RESPONSES:

*LAI MOHAMMED*: this is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.

*FEMI ADESINA*: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. CHANGE IS HERE, EMBRACE IT.

*AKINWUMI AMBODE*: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.

*IBE KACHUKWU*: I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm,29th May.

*BUKOLA SARAKl*: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him, out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they are witch-hunting me.

*GOODLUCK JONATHAN*: This heat was not this bad when I left office/power but Nigerians did not appreciate me.

*ADAMS OSHIMOLE*: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control Research.

*NASIR EL RUFAI*:
We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.

*RAUF AREGBESOLA*:
I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.

*ALIKO DANGOTE*: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory; by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.

*BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.

*NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA*: Under the last administration there was no political will to address climatic change:

*PRESIDENT BUHARI: From USA* ... this heat is corrupt because Nigeria is corrupt and I will fight every form of corruption involved and responsible for this heat and every corrupt person responsible for this heat will go to jail.

Beware of Nigerian politicians .....lol

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Health / Re: Christmas Raises Risk Of Heart Attack by Nwaohafia1: 1:26pm On Dec 14, 2018
Those researchers are Mr. Kill-joys

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Bukola Saraki At Launch Of Trump’s Africa Strategy In US by Nwaohafia1: 8:09am On Dec 14, 2018
dokyOloye:
Chaii.
Trump said he never wants to meet such a lifeless person again and he stuck to his words. grin grin
Congratulations Saraki, You are full of life grin grin

Very true

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Science/Technology / Re: High Tech Robot On A Russian TV Show Was A Man In Suit by Nwaohafia1: 8:06am On Dec 14, 2018
post=73829263:

What technology?

Read the very short thread again.
This time.........SLOWLY!

Nwoke ohu azu, kedu way?
Science/Technology / Re: High Tech Robot On A Russian TV Show Was A Man In Suit by Nwaohafia1: 8:05am On Dec 14, 2018
panini:
Russians are the most corrupt in Europe.

Are they in Europe? grin
Science/Technology / Re: High Tech Robot On A Russian TV Show Was A Man In Suit by Nwaohafia1: 7:59am On Dec 14, 2018
There was 'scam' before Nigerians translated it to 'wayo'

Oyibos lie a lot

Meanwhile,

*ASK A NIGERIAN POLITICIAN WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THIS HOT WEATHER CONDITION*

*Journalist*: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about?

RESPONSES:

*LAI MOHAMMED*: this is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.

*FEMI ADESINA*: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. CHANGE IS HERE, EMBRACE IT.

*AKINWUMI AMBODE*: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.

*IBE KACHUKWU*: I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm,29th May.

*BUKOLA SARAKl*: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him, out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they are witch-hunting me.

*GOODLUCK JONATHAN*: This heat was not this bad when I left office/power but Nigerians did not appreciate me.

*ADAMS OSHIMOLE*: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control Research.

*NASIR EL RUFAI*:
We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.

*RAUF AREGBESOLA*:
I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.

*ALIKO DANGOTE*: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory; by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.

*BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.

*NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA*: Under the last administration there was no political will to address climatic change:

*PRESIDENT BUHARI: From USA* ... this heat is corrupt because Nigeria is corrupt and I will fight every form of corruption involved and responsible for this heat and every corrupt person responsible for this heat will go to jail.

Beware of Nigerian politicians .....lol

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Politics / Re: Enugu Residents Hail Ugwuanyi On Adequate Water Supply by Nwaohafia1: 7:59am On Dec 14, 2018
Ugwuanyi, nwa Nsukka Asadu....
Celebrities / Re: Lady In Peruzzi's Leaked Bedroom Video Shows Up On Instagram (Picture) by Nwaohafia1: 7:57am On Dec 14, 2018
mynairaland2018:
And here I was thinking the girl was somewhere remote contemplating her existence. undecided

Same here
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Government Hasn’t Spent A Penny On Refineries – Kachikwu by Nwaohafia1: 7:44am On Dec 14, 2018
vecman22:
If it were to be that very stupid man called GEJ only God kwns the kind of huge amount he must have spent trying to deceive us that dey are trying to fix the refineries..

Thank God that stupid drunkard GEJ was voted out...

Shut up

Politics / Re: Nigeria Owes Iocs $5.1b, Says NNPC by Nwaohafia1: 7:42am On Dec 14, 2018
Can they just sell this country?
Culture / Re: Outrage As Nigerians Perform Traditional Rituals Publicly In South Africa.Photos by Nwaohafia1: 7:41am On Dec 14, 2018
kaen1317:
Appalling. Strangely if it were oyibo that is doing this it's the same Africans that will be hailing them

Don't mind them
Education / Re: NOUN Students Forgive Those Who Discriminated Them,but Won't Tolerate Recurrence by Nwaohafia1: 7:37am On Dec 14, 2018
Discriminators ...Go and sin no more...



NOUN is the tertiary form of Adult (Evening) School

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Business / Re: Volatility Persists As Stock Market Plunges Further By 0.24% by Nwaohafia1: 7:36am On Dec 14, 2018
Okay.

Meanwhile,

*ASK A NIGERIAN POLITICIAN WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THIS HOT WEATHER CONDITION*

*Journalist*: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about?

RESPONSES:

*LAI MOHAMMED*: this is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.

*FEMI ADESINA*: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. CHANGE IS HERE, EMBRACE IT.

*AKINWUMI AMBODE*: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.

*IBE KACHUKWU*: I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm,29th May.

*BUKOLA SARAKl*: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him, out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they are witch-hunting me.

*GOODLUCK JONATHAN*: This heat was not this bad when I left office/power but Nigerians did not appreciate me.

*ADAMS OSHIMOLE*: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control Research.

*NASIR EL RUFAI*:
We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.

*RAUF AREGBESOLA*:
I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.

*ALIKO DANGOTE*: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory; by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.

*BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.

*NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA*: Under the last administration there was no political will to address climatic change:

*PRESIDENT BUHARI: From USA* ... this heat is corrupt because Nigeria is corrupt and I will fight every form of corruption involved and responsible for this heat and every corrupt person responsible for this heat will go to jail.



Beware of Nigerian politicians .....lol

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Health / Re: Nigerian Man Collapses After Donating Blood, Forced To Pay N7,000 To Get It Back by Nwaohafia1: 7:36am On Dec 14, 2018
NwaOhafia:


You no dey try at all. I have tried my utmost to reach you but to no avail

No vess. grin
Phones / Re: Twitter User Reports MTN N50 For 5GB Cheat. Nigerians Blast Him by Nwaohafia1: 9:34pm On Nov 02, 2018
Baba Ali is one of Nigeria's problem.

Important lesson to learn here: Not everyone is happy with your success.

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Politics / Re: Buhari: Shehu Musa Yar’adua And I Wrote WASCE In 1961 by Nwaohafia1: 9:27pm On Nov 02, 2018
APC and Buhari did a very bad job. Hasty and Messy piece of work.

How did he pass History with different grades?



Make una compare

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Amy Uses Trump's Speech To Justify Killings - New York Times by Nwaohafia1: 9:21pm On Nov 02, 2018
sarrki:
It’s called rule of engagement

Army are not trained to maintain peace

They are trained to kill
Stop displaying ignorance in the name of supporting Buhari. That is not Rule of Engagement

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Travel / Re: Lagos Badagry Expressway On Maintenance By Lagos State Public Works Corp. (PIC) by Nwaohafia1: 6:35pm On Nov 02, 2018
Ambode is working but it's too late for him.

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Politics / Re: We Don’t Issue Certificates Twice, We Only Issued Attestation To Buhari - WAEC by Nwaohafia1: 6:30pm On Nov 02, 2018
There is always an explanation for fraud. I am not buying this.


Buhari said the military board is with his certificate. Why not ask the military to provide it instead of going for an attestation of result from WAEC. All i know is, when Buhari leaves office in 2019, the true story behind his result will surface either from WAEC or the Military board

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Education / Re: Nigerian Universities To Revert To Five Point Scale Of Grading System - NUC by Nwaohafia1: 6:26pm On Nov 02, 2018
Good idea. So that we stop all these calculations when applying for abroad school.

That is how i will punching calculator whenever I'm applying for school outside Nigeria.
Crime / Re: Body Of Motorcyclist Dumped By Roadside After He Was Killed In Ikorodu by Nwaohafia1: 6:21pm On Nov 02, 2018
Ikorodu again?
Politics / Re: 7 Questions For WAEC And President Buhari by Nwaohafia1: 6:15pm On Nov 02, 2018
This is fraud in highest places.

WAEC should also extend this generosity to other candidates who misplaced their certificate.

Buhari should do the needful and resign honourably. He lied under oath.

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Celebrities / Re: Freeway: Record Label CEO Turns Artist by Nwaohafia1: 6:13pm On Nov 02, 2018
Okpa aku eju afo!

All i see is greed.

Anyways, congratulations on your new found career

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Literature / Re: CSS Bookshop House Lagos Is On Fire by Nwaohafia1: 11:02am On Nov 02, 2018
Many people will say Arsonist or Village people. But, you see, the dry season is almost here.

But wait oooo. This tall building do not have fire hydrants installed? At least to fight it before Fire Department comes

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Politics / Re: Okorocha , Yari, Amosun Lose Out As APC Submits List Today by Nwaohafia1: 10:38am On Nov 02, 2018
This is the beginning of Okorocha's ordeals.

Rochas has proved the saying "Give a man power, you will know who he is"

Rochas was a good man with a good heart prior to his joining politics

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Politics / Re: 2019 Election: We Regret Returning To APC – Olusola Oke, Supporters​ by Nwaohafia1: 10:28am On Nov 02, 2018
We will keep saying it for all to hear. APC will witness a massive defection before 2019 election.

Anyone that knows Buhari should tell him not to bother wasting his (Nigeria's money shaa) money for any election

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Career / Re: Google Staff Walk Out Of Their Offices In Protest Over Excos Sexual Allegations by Nwaohafia1: 7:21am On Nov 02, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



It's really hard to please women.
You go too fast, they cry.
You go too slow, they nag.

Google has dismissed offenders but they are not satisfied because Google has not made an official comment on it.
How more confused can these broads be?

For Google to dismiss erring staff means the organization won't condone any form of sexual harassment.

Some things are best left undone, some words are better left unspoken and some wounds better left unopened.

No organization will be proud to come out in public to tell the world they have perverts as staff.
Likewise, some victims want the memory of their abuse refreshed.

If you want the abuse to be talked about, then do it yourself because Google will lose the trust of users like myself who wonders why they turn on "safe search" by default on my browsers when they have perverts amongst them.

How you know what to say in every post baffles me grin grin

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Career / Re: Google Staff Walk Out Of Their Offices In Protest Over Excos Sexual Allegations by Nwaohafia1: 7:18am On Nov 02, 2018
They are lucky they are not in Nigeria. They would have walked out of their jobs that day.

Oyibos really understand "injury to one, is injury all" slogan.

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