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Politics / Re: What Is IPPIS And Why Is ASUU Resisting It? by Nwaohafia1: 12:29pm On Nov 01, 2019
ASUU = corruption fighting back

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Celebrities / Re: "Cindy Okafor Is Wearing Cloth She Didn't Pay For" - Lady Says by Nwaohafia1: 4:10am On Nov 01, 2019
What sort of public assault is that... The lady acted too fast niii

She have to tender an apology to Cindy for commenting such stuff on her timeline.

Meanwhile.. My wonderful people.. If yOu need Pure Original HOney..
Kindly call or whatsapp 0-810-166-67-71

I don't think you understand business agreement
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy And Rema Visit EA Sport Center In US (Photos) by Nwaohafia1: 8:48am On Oct 31, 2019

Just like Reekado Banks, Korede Bello is not under Don Jazzy any longer. Contract has ended long time ago. Reeke has moved on, but Korede still romancing Don Jazzy

Korede Bello sang "Godwin" and relaxed. That was his problem

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy And Rema Visit EA Sport Center In US (Photos) by Nwaohafia1: 8:37am On Oct 31, 2019
In Igbo they say "Anuta agbogo, achupu agadi"

Where are the Mavin old artiste?
Travel / Re: International Wing Of Kano Airport (Photos) by Nwaohafia1: 7:51am On Oct 31, 2019
And Enugu airport not still functioning

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Properties / Re: "This Land Is Not For Sale" Notice Is Causing Stir Online (Photo) by Nwaohafia1: 5:22pm On Oct 29, 2019
Make them add agent


Politics / Re: Like P&ID, Like Accugas? Nigeria In Trouble Over Another Sloppy Gas Deal by Nwaohafia1: 5:11pm On Oct 29, 2019
This one is small sef.

I gave up on Nigeria when I heard why they stopped Ogedengbe project (started by GEJ) and started AKKK (AK3) by PMB.


Fashion / Re: 6 Common Fashion Faux Pas Women Make by Nwaohafia1: 6:03pm On Oct 26, 2019
Wearing a coloured bra under a transparent top.

Wearing 'tights' and opening your legs anyhow when sitting.


Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Family In Milan (Vacation Photos) by Nwaohafia1: 8:22am On Oct 25, 2019
The gucci fake pastor has spoken, grin make that clown timi no catch you ooo cheesy

What made him fake?
Celebrities / Re: Deji Adeleke And Girlfriend Expecting A Baby - Kemi Olunloyo by Nwaohafia1: 12:53pm On Oct 24, 2019
This woman is as useless as my left hand

She knows what she's saying.
Politics / Re: Kogi: PDP Calls Onoja’s Inauguration A Nullity, Atrocious by Nwaohafia1: 7:22pm On Oct 21, 2019
PDP would have done worse if the reverse was the case

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Travel / Re: Passengers On Aero Praying After Thunderstorm During A Flight To Port Harcourt. by Nwaohafia1: 1:54pm On Oct 19, 2019
Always portharcourt

As in. Same thing I'm thinking
Politics / Re: FG Says It Is Partnering The Russian Government To Revive Ajaokuta Steel Company by Nwaohafia1: 12:50pm On Oct 19, 2019
Any serious Nigerian president should focus on Ajaokuta Steel and revive it. It will do us greater good.

Forget all the noise about the cost of production being greater than the value in market. The politicians said the same thing on NAFCON.

You all can now see how NAFCON (NOTORE CHEMICALS) is performing.

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Celebrities / Re: Bovi And Timi Dakolo Show Smoking Skills At MBGN Event by Nwaohafia1: 10:29am On Oct 12, 2019
Comedian Bovi who is the host of MBGN teamed up with Timi Dakolo as they show off how some people smokes on stage at the on going Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria Pageant. Gistmore reports

It was a fun moment as the two stars mimic smokers while listening to raggae legend, Bob Marley.


Gist from Gistmore

If Timi finishing smoking now, his wife will press his mumu button, and he will fighting a lost fight with COZA pastor

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Politics / Re: 2020 Budget Is A Budget Of Bankruptcy ― Odilim Enwegbara, Economist by Nwaohafia1: 8:48am On Oct 09, 2019
A country where the recurrent and debt servicing is greater than capital expenditure. APC has no plan for Nigerians.

They are BOLDLY telling us to move to Canada.

Tufiakwa, Buhari is clueless

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Family / Re: My Genotype Is AS And My Fiancee Is AS; What Do I Do? by Nwaohafia1: 10:33pm On Oct 08, 2019
Bro you don't have to get worried at all. Follow these instructions carefully:

1. Keep your genotype a secret, don't tell her. If she insists, get the test done, alter the S in your result to A with a black Biro( black ink must be used in cases such as these).

2. Proceed with your wedding plans, get married to her since you love her so much. Women are very gullible she won't suspect a thing she is in love with you already.

3. You don't have to bother about your kids genotype, the lucky ones will turn out fine while the not-so-lucky ones will bear the SS genotype, you can also alter their genotype with a Biro and profess positive affirmations into their lives.

Note: You have to be 'churchious' to get your desired result.

4. With this, everything will be alright, and if things turn out otherwise, be rest assured that you'll be fine since you and your wife won't be the ones to endure the pains and crisis that come with sickle cell anaemia, the children will bear their cross bravely from hospital beds to hospital beds

I believe my advice is matured enough, I even checked my spellings, grammar and punctuations for extra marks.

Thanks and God bless.

Education / Re: Sex For Grade: Do Female Lecturers Ask For Sex Too? by Nwaohafia1: 8:56pm On Oct 08, 2019
Yes nah

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Crime / Re: Police Killed 'Bobby Devil' A Notorious Gang Leader In Rivers State (Graphic Pix by Nwaohafia1: 9:19pm On Oct 07, 2019

I'm not a Cultist, and no member of my family is one. Stop your nonsense generalisation!!

That means you have pretenders all around you. Search well, bro.
Celebrities / Re: Throne Of Lafta With MC Tagwaye Holds With Rib- Cracking Performance by Nwaohafia1: 9:16pm On Oct 07, 2019
I can bet with my life that if MC Tagwaye is allowed to rule Nigeria for one year, he will perform 100 times better than Buhari's 5 years (approximate) in office


Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Reacts To Lecturers In 'Sex For Marks' Scandal by Nwaohafia1: 8:03pm On Oct 07, 2019

Atiku must also take into consideration that over 65% of female students who are victims of sex-for-marks first presented themselves as living sacrifices.
Either directly by outrightly soliciting for academic assistance from the lecturer or indirectly by drawing unnecessary attention to themselves.

The sex-for-grades menace has lingered because it is a culture amongst female students.
They've been taught in their Primary school history class that trade-by-barter was the first form of commerce.

So instead of tasking their brains to get grades, they'd rather task their kpekus to get same.
How many ladies today can defend their educational credentials?
How many?

In the eyes of most of these women, these randy lecturers helped them become who they are today, if not most would have still been in the university struggling with several years of spill-over.

Though some lecturers may be vindictive and outrightly exploitative, experience has proven that such randy lecturers don't mess around with the grades of girls who know their onions.

Sexual exploitation is only possible when the student lacks intellectual confidence and sees herself at the mercy of her lecturer.

But why do they only talk about female harassment.
Males are sexually harassed too.
At least I was and it wasn't only in the university by female lecturers who couldn't handle my overload of cuteness but from very long ago.
From my aunty's househelp to my neighbour's wife, then to my cousin's girlfriend and even my mother inlaw's sister.
The most tormenting was being molested by my native doctor's eldest daughter.

But like they say; what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Those experiences have made me the sexually adequate human I am today
That's why I can never worship any yansh.

With that said,
Thank you BBC for this documentary; an exposé should be done on fake pastors too.

@bolded. Who told you?
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Mercy 'I Will Invest My Prize Money In The Fashion Industry' by Nwaohafia1: 7:46pm On Oct 07, 2019
Mercy, please make sure Uncle Uzor gets a big share of this money.

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Crime / Re: Police Killed 'Bobby Devil' A Notorious Gang Leader In Rivers State (Graphic Pix by Nwaohafia1: 7:39pm On Oct 07, 2019
For Rivers state to get rid of cultists, their elders and politicians must join hands and work together. Just imagine name nah...Bobby Devil. Smh.

Everywhere you keep hearing "Anchor Marine" "Abobi, wida your cappings" etc.

All young boys and girls now belong to one cult group or another.

It's only God that will save Rivers State.


TV/Movies / Re: Tiwa Savage, MI Abaga, Patoranking To Headline Bbnaija ‘pepper Dem’ Finale by Nwaohafia1: 7:56pm On Oct 05, 2019
Mercy (80%) or Frodd (20%) for the money.

The percentages is my support

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Politics / Re: 90 Percent Of Cars In Nigeria Are Smuggled – Customs Boss, Hameed Ali by Nwaohafia1: 8:09am On Oct 04, 2019
The Comptroller-General of the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS), Col. Hameed Ali (rtd), on Thursday said 90 per cent of cars in the country were smuggled into the country by unscrupulous elements.

Ali, who said this while addressing newsmen in Abuja, alleged that many vehicles on display for sale in auto shops across the country were also smuggled.

He explained that the recent raids of the various car dealers’ spots in some parts of the country were to ascertain whether the vehicles were brought in genuinely or not.

According to him, the country needs revenue for development, hence, it became necessary to collect duties on those smuggled vehicles.

“We want to use this opportunity to ensure that cars within our borders are fully customised, which means duties are paid on them”, NAN quoted him as saying.

”We are looking for revenue from everywhere and we have these people who brought in vehicles and failed to pay duties.

“What we are doing now, we are just enforcing the law, which allows us to collect revenue on behalf of Nigeria and also ensure those vehicles you and I will go and buy have genuine papers that are roadworthy.

“If you meet our officers on the road and they ask for the papers, if they discover you have not paid your duties, they will seize the vehicles.

“We are doing all these to save car buyers from running into trouble,” he explained.

The customs boss said the organisation would continue to mount road block from time to time to stop vehicles to ensure duties were paid on cars.

“The law allows us to stop you and ask for the car papers, if your papers are intact, we thank you and bless you, if it is otherwise, we will ask you to pay the duties

“If we find out you are not a smuggler, you are just an innocent buyer, we will value the car and ask you to pay the required duties on the car and you will be freed,” he said.

Read more here https://thickmatch.com/90-percent-cars-nigeria-smuggled-customs-boss-ali/

What about people like me who doesn't drive with custom papers in the vehicle?
Politics / Re: Mc Oluomo Confirmed As Substantive Lagos State Chairman Of Nurtw by Nwaohafia1: 7:25am On Oct 04, 2019
Agbero finally dey pay.


Politics / Re: Reps Pass Bill To Criminalise Estimated Billing by Nwaohafia1: 7:24am On Oct 04, 2019
Biko, even if this will be the only thing they will achieve, we will be grateful

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TV/Movies / Re: Top 8 Past Big Brother Naija Housemates That Made It Big After The Show by Nwaohafia1: 11:22am On Oct 02, 2019
Efe made it than all these ones. His music is still the most listened to in most parts of the country today

You have started again ooo grin
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of A Military Officer & His Corper Fiancee by Nwaohafia1: 5:24am On Oct 02, 2019

A Nigerian military officer and his beautiful fiancee who is a serving youth corper shines in their pre-wedding photoshoot.

Gist from Gistmore : http://gistmore.com/pre-wedding-photos-of-a-military-officer-his-fiancee-who-is-a-youth-corper


Dem go born mumu
Dem go born mumu
If soldier marry corper
Dem go born mumu. cheesy grin

Congratulations and Happy Married Life.
Career / Re: 5 Ways To Know It's Time To Quit Your Job by Nwaohafia1: 5:23am On Oct 02, 2019
Where is the job sef?


A brother needs a 25 years old virgin for a very important prayer . He just need her to make some declarations (prayers) for him as requested by the prophet. He's willing to pay #20,000.
No physical contact needed. She just have to say the prayers in her location by mid night and that's all.
Pm me if you are interested.
FYI He's a Christian and very willing to provide all his details if you are in doubt.

How will you know a virgin? What if she falls to declare all you told her? Will it backfire?
Celebrities / Re: Runtown Shakes Hands With Dilly, CEO Of His Former Record Label, After Apology by Nwaohafia1: 5:14am On Oct 02, 2019
In the video which is making rounds online Runtown spotted shaking hands with CEO of his former record label Okwudili Umenyiora, after issuing an apology to him.

Just hours after Runtown issued an apology to CEO of Eric Many Entertainment, Okwudili Umenyiora, he has been spotted shaking him.

The duo who have been tangled in a public face-off since Runtown's exit from the record label in 2017, settled their issue in a peace meeting convened by Cubana Chief Priest.

Though the agreement reached at the peace meeting is yet to be made public, it is safe to now say all is well between the singer and his former label boss.

Here is the video below;


Source: https://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/10/runtown-spotted-shaking-hands-with-ceo.html?m=1

The guy in the middle on red polo looks like Cubana Chief Priest.
Health / Re: How Do I Tell My Mum That She Has Body Odour? by Nwaohafia1: 5:09am On Oct 02, 2019
Take her to the hospital for general body checkup as per her age.

Tell the doctor forehand and then take it from there.

Best advice so far.


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