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Hahahahaha.... i just de laugh for here oh. buy una no go buy but you de yab person wey de buy. where are the man united fans ?

Prof-Cum-Zombie, I think your block headed boss is in a better position to hear this rubbish you are saying.

What would ladies not do for fame after all the rubbish you sha wan sleep come sleep ma see you gold digger..

AmazingELixir:


I like this part...

" He was also said to have purchased a house in Dubai for N573m through his pastor, who operates an account with FCMB.
The bank later issued an apology, claiming that the N573m was credited to the bank account of the pastor in error and that the error was not discovered for over four years."

Aswr !!! E shock me pass. 573m transfer error was not discovered for 4 whole years. Do this clowns think we are that gullible ?

This People have mortgaged our future.

Emu4life:
Wetin concern Local man, it's fight of the Titans
MEANWHILE
We are Nigerians
-We call every toothpaste MACLEAN
We don't care
-We call every noodle INDOMIE
We are like that
-We call every detergent OMO
It's in our DNA
-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who's sitting there ”
We are like that
We are just like that
-When NEPA takes light, we go out and,check if it's the whole
street
We are just like that
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a Sim card
We don't have a problem
-We buy something,skip Instructions & ask neighbors how it's
used
We don't care
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before going
We don't trust anybody,,not even a machine that is made by man
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going
We are courteous
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like dat
-we are Nigerians.
proudly NIGERIAN.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE

Make That Independence no kee you dia o

myBraine:
Can still contest or will still contest?

Who else is more prepared to rule this country if not for Atiku?

An aspirant that spent 9 months in Dubai. He has mastered all their major secrets and pocketed their IPs. A vote in Atiku is a vote for progress in Nigeria. An aspirant that took his time to travel to faraway Asia to learn and master how development works, just imagine what he'll do once he's elected into office.

In Atiku we trust.

Your MuMu don do

Iyoocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

Most of these beauty queens are empty headed piece of crap, i pity men who wife beauty queens and actresses.
She just joined the league of her other colleagues like Christabel ijeoma,dabota Lawson,Tonto dikeh, toyin lawani, mercy aigbe, toke Mankinwa and the newly recruit cha cha ike. They only get married because of the Marriage tag,after giving birth to kid(s), they go about jumping from dick to dick and kick for divorce or separation, before you know it they start posting videos and posts of false domestic abuse all over Instagram and Twitter making their ex husband seem like the bad person just to draw sympathy to their side.
Few weeks from now she will be celebrating a new house in lekki or banana Island or a range rover ride.
These set of people belongs to the streets. Just login and logout and pass own the liability to the next unlucky guys on the queue

Your bad mouth too much. haba take am easy

GOAL !! STERLING...

They yaff kwayet abi

Kwara1stson:
even u, u r struggling to make extra funds that y u r all over the treads

Bad Mouth will not kee you

Can some please tell me how many years Ihedioha was in office , and how many Rochas was in office and how many supreme court governor has been in office

From there we would know who was systematically corrupt.

CalvinGaye:
Abegi joor

Rebuilding what?

I never knew i was talking to a novice who only follow his friends to watch football.

They are rebuilding your house.

obembet:
He's a great player. Instead get rid of bakayoko, Drinkwater and Moses. And maybe even Alonso. Barkley has more to offer than Mason Mount

He has more to offer than mount ? i don't think so please

CalvinGaye:
Too much squad.

Still nothing to show.

I remember I was telling some Chelsea fans here that it's not about Signing big names, them no wan here.

Can't even remember last time Chelsea won an Epl game.
Lost to us(Liverpool)
Came from 3 down to equalize West brom(of all teams)
Lost to Spurs yesterday.

You guys are far from stable, despite all the noise and spendings.

Quite a shame.

Permit me to say but its your type that once their clubs are performing well they would like to associate with the said club but once they drop form off you go.

Mind you chelsea is rebuilding the same rebuilding you guys started 4 seasons ago. it doesn't take a day for players you just bought from different teams to become a team.

bayelsaowei:
ahhh...i dey here since ooo dey hammar naija matter..

Abeg no go kee yourself for naija matter because this country no fit better again, when na recycled products de still rule us.

bayelsaowei:
emi oooo mina...how you dey...

I de oh. This is the first time I'm seeing my brother here oh.

bayelsaowei:
Shameless lots..our politians are the most shameless and useless in the entire milky way galaxy..see him flat black head..

Owei Tebaraa oh

[quote author= post=94369748]Not the online wailers wailing because they are pained that the key of our national treasury was taken away from the criminals they wanted back in power.

All sane, positive and good Nigerians, GET READY.

Let's do this.

This is not the time to increase fuel price in our darling nation at all.

Not with all that is going on around the world, pandemic et al,
When people are finding it difficult to survive.

This is part of the same reason we voted out the party of thieves and criminals.

THIS IS NOT THE CHANGE WE VOTED FOR.

The same way we sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians praised this government when they reduced fuel price sometimes ago, we should make sure we put our voice together to castigate and talk against this.

That is the voice the government will listen to,
Not the voice of children of hate, frustration and perdition that have never seen any good

It looks even bleak with the likes of you.

UMUNNA001:
at this late hour?

Bad things are done at night na.

PrinceMajestic:
We know we are just microscopic organisms roaming about the universe and certainly humans are not the most intelligent specie. There are aliens existing in other planets among billions of galaxies who don't know your Jesus gibberish

It seems they made you their spokesperson here on earth.

thesicilian:
Ronaldo is just a player. Until you face him, then you'd know he's more than that. That guy is a war. He's indabosky!

Liquid Metal, Ezemuo..

Tatafo who asked your opinion don't go and manage your own home.

This is why it will take a long time foe this country to start working right. We really have missed it. I don't want to say this country is a failed state but it's looking like it.

Yes I remember this news vividly. Simply because they announced Pay Per View. Multichoice and Startimes engaged them in a fierce battle.

It's a good thing they would be coming afterall. Nice one. Multichoice needs to be checkmated.

Issokay. So I go carry 115k go buy that thing

Its A shame a country as big as Nigeria has no national carrier. See the likes of Cape verde, Ivory coast, Kenya all boost of a national carrier.

Meanwhile the presidency has not less than 8 jets sitting idly in their hangars. They say its only meant for the first family and anyone given permission to use it. Pathetic.

Its What Happens When you have clueless people ruling from inception to date.

My own is that reduce the price of fuel or is this the next level they promised Nigerians

anastasius:
I see. It's giving my useless school a bad name cos dey are d majority.

I Know its either UNIBEN or Lucky Igbenedion university correct ?

anastasius:
I want to ask, are they good academically? Cos almost all the ones in my school are dullards. They can't even take dictations nor solve simple primary school linear equation. To even copy your work they can't. This made me think maybe they aren't all sound academically. They call them amnesty student and government pay them monthly

Well those are the ones that don't merit it. To answers you question yes there are ones that are sound academically. But the amnesty scheme is not based on merit. its based on who you know. I have been sourcing for amnesty scholarship for my M.Sc for quite a while no yet no hope.

I know brilliant people that have gone to Malaysia, South Africa and others, and the did well. I equally know Itiboribo that can even spell their name (yes they can't).

anastasius:
Why do Ijaw people bear funny names? Someone bearing Police, Helpme, Nurse, Revelation, Bestie, Lagos etc. I don't understand

You never hear the ones that bears manager, governor and stainless ?? While at NDU Amassoma bayelsa state I noticed it's popular among polygamous homes. Maybe they ran out of names.

Just damn !!!

Don't we have enough problems in this shithole country ?
Now homosexuals are springing up

Dem no go sha see my yansh.

All of una na the same. careless talk