mukina
pray hard please i need all people on board here, my therapist said the happy pills aint doin much good any more for me, so all hands on deck '' begin to pray for me'' thank you

CALL WHO?  the guy missed road see you around virg

ok since you want to know badly
*budges up to haywhy and whispers in his jug ears*   '' in Wales they get fine young virgins like you and give them Deliverance'' --- I stop whispering stand up, walk away and ---*get out  my banjo and play ta la la la la la la la, ta ta la la la la la la la*

@topic
beg beg beg beg till you can't beg no more and even then _{i hope she kicks your th rifling ass to the kerb , ghetto style}

fekuti:

eh antiquis temporibus, eh nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem

fekuti
bros abeg cool down i no be Lesbian , see as he has started speaking in tongues *runs to say hail mary*

mukina2:




Nym you were loving me before bad girl

mukina

psssst don't shout out your infatuation for me so loud see that dude has started exorcising folks _{* runs away*}

Islander:

@Muki and Nympho,
What is this, love??

yeah you could say that. sisterly love that is

sharaaap there. we dont want you in Wales. Do you know what they do to virgin boys in Wales?

_{*lol with my drink spilling out my mouth and nose at same time*}a seriously unsexy look for me right now

ikamefa:

girls with fore or five heads are gorgeous " "

Rihanna is gorgeous


trust you! she is still pretty

lmao
yeah she is gorgeous even with all the heads

stop it you guys please, rossy you misunderstand what i meant in my post , again it really shouldn't be your concern because i am sure Som13 will get what i mean. Bitch is a dog is a dog is a dog. enough already . i assure you even stevie wonder will agree som13 aint a female dog, she sure is fineee. so let it go

omg some people read , just what they want. did you stop at where i said bitch? or did you actually finish the post? i am sure some13 would appreciate that it was light hearted. ok maybe you are on the rag ''i excuse you'' i too get like that. Oh by the way did you read where i also said i was a head case? see? i also make fun of myself, lighten up

*pulls down jeans and pata, spreads ass cheeks at Mukina, hairs and all*

mukina2:

oya post your own so i can beleive

_{*sings the song by evie edna ogoli*} jealousy, jealousy is the root of hatred, jealousy oo yeah , jealousy la la. jealousy is the root of hatred
girl why you dey kill my spirit now? abeg make i just enjoy 20mins of denial

somto13
aww saw your thread you sounded so real and sweet, anyways where are you? i am in the Uk we can chat if you need a friend, i am abit of a head case(in a good way[i])*i hope*[/i] .
You so pweety_{* whispers ''bitch''*} lol kidding , don't worry i aint hitting on you(you aint my type if i want to experiment_{)*don't mean that in a bad way*} lol . take care , don't be a stranger bye bye

nah that's miss universe for real? i am finer than her and the other one too, way finner than both of them *stutters* I ,I,I, aaaall i have to do is looose 1 1 1---100 pounds hiss

i dont think i care very much what colour he could have been or they intend to show him as. Don't mind the idea though

haywhy:

Tell me somefin that's worse than shit! I got confused, if this is May or January
I've been under the duvet since morning with my best partner, keeping each other warm! _{I mean my bible}

you telling me you were on your lonesome in this weather? the day was perfect for WWF-style -Shagging boy. what's the matter with you? or was it just you and little haywhy engaging in arm wrestling? catch you later slackerrrrrr

haha

she look so perfect with jay-z.

damn home wreckers  what do you mean perfect together? huh huh?? . me and Beyonce will come fuk up anyone who says this sort of thing again.   




_{*runs out singing my body too bootilicious for you babe*}

Islander:

Whistling with ya, " don't want no short short man, then again, "small pin does chock hard"

I think it depends on the driver at the wheel and so much the price of the vehicle, ( Lord save me)

tools, drivers, wheels, price of vehicle? i can't keep up with you people , you all such foul minded individuals 

Some "tools" can be weapons of torture for some wives.

lmao tool , tools of ass mass destruction *ouch* or did you mean DIY tools?

it's true lol ''still whistling

whistling-- ''don't wnat no short short man, dont want a short short, itsy bitsy, tiny winny short short man''

no you aint
what did you do today? the weather was shit bleh

omg sharn why oh why did you ask this deadly question all hell is going to break loose now. * runs for the door*

yeah like that girl up there

i think most of it is fake, many shows are. I am more of a CHANTS *jerry jerry jerry jerry*

THEY SHOULD SEND THOSE CRAZY ASS TEENS TO my grandma in naija or my uncle tayo(mean ass bastard never forget his whooping) he will scare them shitless