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FamilyRe: Is It Wrong For Parents To Display Affection In Front Of Their Children? by NZAN(m): 6:08pm On Oct 04, 2014
MODERATE AFFECTION : Is when you kiss her forehead, her chick and hugs, holding of hands and also calling her by a pet name.

THIS AFFECTION SHOULD ALSO BE SHOWN TO THE KIDS. This will BOOST THEIR SELF-ESTEEM.
EducationRe: Most Underrated Courses In Nigerian Universities by NZAN(m): 8:53am On Oct 03, 2014
From page 0-13 all i see is FISHERY FISHERY FISHERY. But sincerely we are only under rating this course out of ignourance,

I never liked this course throughout my first year, and my friends were not helping matters, imagine during an introduction when you say you studying FISHERIES they are like '......ehh, which one be fisheries again'. I was not the only person experiencing this stigma, because 90% of my course mate also tried to leave the department by writting JAMB again, which some succeeded and some planning to start another degree after graduation. Some will even lie about their course.

Not until i got REORIENTATED, NOW AM LOVING EVERY BID OF WHAT AM DOING, EVEN PLANNING TO BE A DOCTOR IN FISH(PHD) SOON. Am proudly an AQUACULTURIST

#FISHERIESANDAQUACULTURE

LESSON: DON'T UNDERRATE THINGS YOU KNOW LITTLE ABOUT
RomanceRe: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by NZAN(m): 11:14pm On Sep 15, 2014
this is hilarious
RomanceRe: Internet Dating And It's Consequence: Teenage Guys As A Case Study by NZAN(m):
Age and maturity are inversely related, they are matured teenagers and the inmature once, as well as mature adult and the inmature once

NB: inmaturity(stupidity) express itself inrespective of it carier be it a teenager or adult in any place it finds itself which is mostly online because of no trafic neither is there any stupidity check at the entrance
RomanceRe: Nairaland Guys, Do You Like Fat Girls? by NZAN(m): 11:41am On Sep 15, 2014
AdammaVera: what do you think of fat girls ? Do you prefer fat babe or nah ?
you and fat girls, ADVICE: Be careful, mind your business and think something meaningful with your head.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Left-handed People Are More Brilliant? by NZAN(m): 11:12am On Sep 14, 2014
Gloria3389: yes
you can develop it for sure, been brilliant is a combination of nature and nuture.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Left-handed People Are More Brilliant? by NZAN(m): 10:14am On Sep 14, 2014
Gloria3389: Lol.... I'm also a lefty jes hiding and I'm not that brilliant
you not that brilliant?
EducationRe: Why You Must Finish With At Least A 2.1 by NZAN(m): 2:51pm On Sep 11, 2014
SUMMARY: Be an entrepreneur, all this grading stuff na paper work.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by NZAN(m): 3:28pm On Sep 09, 2014
IrishKez: He said we Calabars are minority cry
u ar from calabar?
RomanceRe: Why Some Ladies Smell So Bad by NZAN(m): 2:36pm On Sep 09, 2014
izaray: I was not referring to u either, i was actually directing my coment to d op dat created d thread, but since u av decided to claim it, den return ur insult to urself and complete ur sentence, cos i dn't i need it!
let me ignore you
RomanceRe: Who Is To Blame For The Prevalent Teenage Pregnancy? [see Options] by NZAN(m): 11:15pm On Sep 08, 2014
LilNetty: Teenage pregnancy is on the increase in the country and there are lots of issues attributed to it.
Some people lay the blame on the parents of the girls, the society, social network, peer group, the girls and the men who get them pregnant.
who do you think should be blamed for the prevalent teenage pregnancy in our society?
Drop Your Comment.
The SOCIETY *because it is the combination of all the listed options
RomanceRe: Why Some Ladies Smell So Bad by NZAN(m): 2:58pm On Sep 08, 2014
izaray: Ur gal friend must be a dirty type, for giving u dis kind of bad impression, pls educate her if u can, dan coming here to post rubbish!
hope you read what i quoted, and my post too? For not understanding me means U must be vary ............... *fill that space
RomanceRe: Why Some Ladies Smell So Bad by NZAN(m): 9:28am On Sep 08, 2014
you mean crayfish smell?
Atmmachine: ........
I have met alot of them who are so beautiful but their underground smells like rotten fish.
you mean crayfish smell?
RomanceRe: She Is Confused...needs Advice. by NZAN(m): 1:11am On Sep 08, 2014
dtina: Ok,pls no insults. Met dis guy sometime last year nd we got dating#almost a year nd months# problem is he has 2 kids frm d same woman which he has blunting refused 2 marry nd again he told me abt her bt didn't tell me d kids re 2#he told me its just a kid#,got 2 knw dey re 2 cos d baby mama started calling me#tho she didn't harrase me bt told me dat she found out he doesn't ve a place in his hrt 4 her any more. Pls wat do u advice I do.
He is not sincere enough(love is not base on lies) and
A jealous woman can be vary dangerous, mostly when kids are involved, and you are just an intruder in their relationship. So do the needful
RomanceRe: My Top Cuties On Nairaland by NZAN(m): 12:23am On Sep 08, 2014
marieolae: omg!!!! You got it!! Everything is true. I'm speechless. Thankyou so. Much. I dnt know wat to say.. Thanku thanku thanku thanku!!! Mwah
Inik: Nice cuties on Nairaland wink
So i did a quick sneak peek on Marieolae profile and i saw her profile picture with many likes. Let me talk about this girl called Marieolae.
Marieolae is a young chocolate complexioned Nigerian girl based in the city of Lagos. I guess she should be in the age range of 18 - 20 years.
She has a slim body physique with an oval shaped face. Her eyes radiates a gentle mien that is mildly deceptive and mildly seductive. Her eyebrows and eyelids have slight touches of make up cream applied from her make up kit. A small silver coloured earring hangs on her right earlobe. Her face houses a broad shaped nose with two exquisite lips that looks warm and inviting to the opposite gender. Marieolae's braided hair is tan coloured and the long strands of her hair falls across her shoulders, forming a protective shield around her mammary glands, terminating just before her stomach region.
Marie as i would like to call her for short is wearing a cotton gown with white, black & purple patterns all printed against a maroon coloured background.
Marie is beautiful and from all indications appears to be a soft spoken girl from a nice family background.
Hello Marie, would you please avert your eyes from mine? Stop staring at me, don't appear in my dreams tonight, don't try to toil with this heart of mine because my heart is soft & tender and i may end up marrying you wink tongue
marieolae: omg!!!! You got it!! Everything is true. I'm speechless. Thankyou so. Much. I dnt know wat to say.. Thanku thanku thanku thanku!!! Mwah
woman wrappers, but this guy is creative sha
RomanceRe: List Of Things That Makes You A Woman Wrapper On Nairaland by NZAN(m): 11:01pm On Sep 07, 2014
marieolae: Tosyne2much no matter what I don't think u could ever follow me. It would ruin ur rep as the leader of the anti-womanwrapping team lool smiley I know deep down u really want to though
marieolae i have to unfollow you ASAP so you don't mistake me for womanwrapper
RomanceRe: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by NZAN(m): 7:55am On Sep 07, 2014
story for the gods,
You've just wasted 4 years of your life begging to be fed poo by a worthless specie, my dear that is symtoms of low self-esteem. ADVICE: you need rehabilitation
Nairaland GeneralRe: 103 Best Motivational/inspirational Qoutes by NZAN(op): 7:33am On Sep 07, 2014
ProfGday: There is no recipe 4 success. Before u memorised all dz quotes ur mates don dey count dollars.
You must not memorise it to be successful, one quote from it can actually make a difference only if one Has an OPEN MIND
RomanceRe: How To Keep A Man Once You've Caught Him by NZAN(m): 3:18am On Sep 07, 2014
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Nairaland General103 Best Motivational/inspirational Qoutes by NZAN(op): 3:14am On Sep 07, 2014
1. Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.
–Kevin Kruse

2. Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can
achieve. –Napoleon Hill

3. Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. –Albert Einstein

4. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. –Robert Frost

5. I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any
excuse. –Florence Nightingale

6. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. –Wayne Gretzky

7. I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost
almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. –Michael Jordan

8. The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. –Amelia Earhart

9. Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. –Babe Ruth

10. Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all
achievement. –W. Clement Stone

11. We must balance conspicuous consumption with conscious capitalism. –Kevin Kruse

12. Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. –John Lennon

13. We become what we think about. –Earl Nightingale

14.Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover. –Mark Twain

15.Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.
–Charles Swindoll

16. The most common way people give up their power is by
thinking they don’t have any. –Alice Walker

17. The mind is everything. What you think you become. –
Buddha

18. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. –Chinese Proverb

19. An unexamined life is not worth living. –Socrates

20. Eighty percent of success is showing up. –Woody Allen

21. Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. –Steve Jobs

22. Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. –Vince
Lombardi

23. I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. –Stephen Covey

24. Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. –Pablo Picasso

25. You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. –Christopher Columbus

26. I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. –Maya Angelou

27. Either you run the day, or the day runs you. –Jim Rohn

28. Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right. –Henry Ford

29. The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. –Mark Twain

30. Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. –Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

31. The best revenge is massive success. –Frank Sinatra

32. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily. –Zig Ziglar

33. Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage. –Anais Nin

34. If you hear a voice within you say “you cannot paint,” then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. –Vincent Van Gogh

35. There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say
nothing, and be nothing. –Aristotle

36. Ask and it will be given to you; search, and you will find;
knock and the door will be opened for you. –Jesus

37. The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. –Ralph Waldo Emerson

38. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. –Henry David Thoreau

39. When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me. –Erma Bombeck

40. Few things can help an individual more than to place
responsibility on him, and to let him know that you trust him. – Booker T. Washington

41. Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. – Ancient Indian Proverb

42. Believe you can and you’re halfway there. –Theodore
Roosevelt

43. Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear. –George Addair

44. We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
–Plato

45. Teach thy tongue to say, “I do not know,” and thous shalt progress. –Maimonides

46. Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. – Arthur Ashe

47. When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.
–John Lennon

48. Fall seven times and stand up eight. –Japanese Proverb

49. When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. –Helen Keller

50. Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see.
–Confucius

51. How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. –Anne Frank

52. When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.
–Lao Tzu

53. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. –Maya Angelou

54. Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. –Dalai Lama

55. If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat! Just get on. –Sheryl Sandberg

56. First, have a definite, clear practical ideal; a goal, an objective. Second, have the necessary means to achieve your ends; wisdom, money, materials, and methods. Third, adjust all your means to that end. –Aristotle

57. If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. –Latin Proverb

58. You can’t fall if you don’t climb. But there’s no joy in living your whole life on the ground. –Unknown

59. We must believe that we are gifted for something, and that this thing, at whatever cost, must be attained. –Marie Curie

60. Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. –Les Brown

61. Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. –Joshua J. Marine

62. If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.
–Booker T. Washington

63. I have been impressed with the urgency of doing. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do. –Leonardo da Vinci

64. Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless. –Jamie Paolinetti

65. You take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one to blame. –Erica Jong

66. What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. –Bob Dylan

67. I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. – Benjamin Franklin

68. In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. –Bill Cosby

69. A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. – Albert Einstein

70. The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. –Chinese Proverb

71. There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. –Roger Staubach

72. It is never too late to be what you might have been. –George Eliot

73. You become what you believe. –Oprah Winfred

74. I would rather die of passion than of boredom. –Vincent van Gogh

75. A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. –Unknown

76. It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. –Ann Landers

77. If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. –Abigail Van Buren

78. Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. –Farrah Gray

79. The battles that count aren’t the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself–the invisible battles inside all of us– that’s where it’s at. –Jesse Owens

80. Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. –Sir Claus Moser

81. I have learned over the years that when one’s mind is made up, this diminishes fear. –Rosa Parks

82. It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. –Confucius

83. If you look at what you have in life, you’ll always have
more. If you look at what you don’t have in life, you’ll never have enough. –Oprah Winfrey

84. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. –Dalai Lama

85. You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. –Maya Angelou

86. Dream big and dare to fail. –Norman Vaughan

87. Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. –Martin Luther King Jr.

88. Do what you can, where you are, with what you have.
– Teddy Roosevelt

89. If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten. –Tony Robbins

90. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. –Gloria Steinem
91. It’s your place in the world; it’s your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. -Mae
Jemison

92. You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try. –Beverly Sills

93. Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. –Eleanor Roosevelt

94. Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. –Grandma Moses

95. The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. –Ayn Rand

96. When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. –Henry Ford

97. It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. –Abraham Lincoln

98. Change your thoughts and you change your world. –Norman Vincent Peale

99. Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. –Benjamin Franklin

100. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, “I’m possible!” – Audrey Hepburn

101. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. – Steve Jobs

102. If you can dream it, you can achieve it. –Zig Ziglar

103. START NOW. -Nzan Patrick
AgricultureRe: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by NZAN(m): 7:56pm On Aug 28, 2014
prof800: Good day robonski15 et al.

My post fry (12 days old hatchlings) are swimming and hanging upside down.

Is this normal or should I be worried?

Though they are mobile.

I need your help guys.

Thanks.
they are okey, At that stage they only undergoes vertical movement
RomanceRe: What Do You Feel About Girls Piercing More Than A Hole In The Ear by NZAN(m): 2:14am On Dec 18, 2013
Indecency
FamilyRe: Females Are More Matured Than Males by NZAN(m): 4:40pm On Oct 25, 2013
What is maturity? Either SPIRITUAL, BEHAVIOURS, GROW(size), REASONING etc Because we all got separate view of it.
EducationImpact The ASUU Strike Has Created by NZAN(op):
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EducationRe: FG Can't Meet With ASUU Demands - Okonjo-Iweala by NZAN(m): 11:01pm On Aug 13, 2013
Cherish20: I thought i read something about FG releasing 90bn already in order to meet ASUU demand. What all these stories again? Me don tire 4 house o! I don dey even forget d names of my lecturers and coursemates
Same here, i just add my matric no as a contact to prevent lossing it.
CrimeRe: Guy Cheats And His Girlfriend Sets His Range-Rover Ablaze (photo) by NZAN(m): 9:20am On Jul 30, 2013
Rooneyboy: nice one, I will probably do same, but mine would be using the beetles on our wedding day . grin

.........And it would be the ride the bride would ride in grin
MARRY? Oh no, that's not posible, but i cant tell τ̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ price she will pay for such evil deed.
PoliticsRe: 3 Weeks Of Uninterrupted Electricity In Anambra by NZAN(m): 9:06am On Jul 30, 2013
Ђε̲̣̣̣̥Ɣ should start playing such politics in cross river abeg,
EducationRe: 3rd Class Degree, Or No Degree At All: Which Is Better? by NZAN(m):
So?

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