₦airaland Forum

MAJORLY TIGHT!!!

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Not bad.

Hm

A wise government has what is called "strategic reserves". Thats what the U.S. has. They save their own oil and buy from the so called oil rich countries. There is that possibility that they (and possibly Canada, with their large oil sands reserve) , could become the largest producers or at least have the largest oil reserves in years to come. Good for them. In Naija, no time to plan ahead. All we look at is the 'now'.

Red-Light:
Welcome development. All the money they used in promoting all these fake promos, If they use it to improve their network people will appreciate them more.. Imagine the price of using their network is stuck, internet price is still on the high side. Yet they are coming with stupid promos..

Imagine Win an aeroplane,
win a mansion,
infact win a country..
Small time now dem go tell us to come and win heaven..

If u are a sinner just load 100naira on ur phone and u are now qualified to win heaven/paradise with probably 72 fat-butt hot virgins

Una no go kill me with laff.

Nigeria-Hopeless

me think, if we can manage to have and maintain 24 hours electricity, we've solved half of our problems. the remaining half will simply fall into place.

I SPEAK:

ENGLISH

IBIBIO

IGBO

EFIK

PIDGIN

FRENCH (VERY LITTLE)

YORUBA (VERY LITTLE)

ABASI MI AYAYA courtesy of FCMB. Really cool.

na -waoh. really weird. all this while, what were the members thinking?

how about OKABIE, or AKPOLOKPOLO

i just love 'Fair and Balance" for my skin and "Morgan's Pomade " for my hair.

toshmann:
gini mega ngaaa
onye mechiri threadi anyi

seun . . .seun . . . . i commit-uola sacrilege i ga eweta ihe ndi a eji achu aja . . .seun . .

I. one virgin cockroach
2. five and half houseflies one of which was born in egypt in a leap year
3. seven he goats, two of them must be last borns and at leas one is the first born
4. four white fouls, one of which must be blind in one eye
5. three and half torotoros, one must be black.
6. 20 yrs old scorpions
7. one white cloth from baghdad
8. sadam hussein's left little finger

seun get these things o to appease the gods. . . or else . . . my hand no dey o

toshmann has spoken

ezi okwu

@ toshmann

nwa nna, i di too much. Chukwu gozie gi

ndi igbo, ekele m unu-oh!!!

Most single men will take a single lady out

but at the end of the day will end up "firing down"

you know now

of course they're nigerians and have every right to vote

just that, can government implement any decisions they make??

ohaechesi:
omo that man don enjoy life jare, i have no pity for him. infact he should signal his counterparts where they could find the remaining money or else, he should bury him self. abi no be so?  he must talk ooooooooooo  

ABI --OHH!!

He went on his leave, so what?

REALLY PATHETIC!!!!

You'll only get that price in NNPC filling stations and some major marketers. That's just the simple truth.

Let's hope it's not one of those their talk, talk, talk, without implementation and enforcement of compliance.

The man just said the plain truth. We have to diversify our economy, with special reference to agriculture.

It just surprises me, how much fallow arable lands we have, especially in the southern parts of Nigeria.

;d ;d ;d no be small tin-oh!!!  ;d ;d :d

NO BE SMALL TIN-OH!!!

ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!!!!!

COOL!!!!

VEEEERY TIGHT, BUT I HOPE YOU'LL NOT BE PUTTING CHIMNEYS.

We don't always like to listen to the truth.

BBC don talk am now.
All the same Nigeria is a (so called) democratic country. The women should be allowed to exercise their civil rights. Chikena!

na waoh!!!! God deliver us from such people.

Gov. Fash has done a good work by 'declaring the ban'. The most important thing is the enforcement.

CAN IT BE ENFORCED?

Good job Mukina. you must'uv done a lot of research. thanks and keep up d good work.

VERRRRRRRRRRY! SAD INDEED!
MAY GOD DELIVER US FROM SUCH HOOLIGANS IN UNIFORMS.

@ RMAN

I CONCUR. LEFT HANDED PEEPS ARE UNIQUE. FACT!!! THO, I'M NOT LEFT-HANDED.

raincoat

what a man can do, a woman can do even better. i guess thats why a woman will do twice the man's work.