The problem is, marriage is not for everyone.

Our culture just makes it seem that way.

The same bible that says multiply and be fruitful (in genesis) also says in 1 Corinthians 7:9 "if they cannot contain, let them marry....."
This means marriage is optional. If you can "contain", why worry about marriage?

Hmmmm... Without food...yes; but without water...I no know oh (but I doubt).

She's cooking food.

Bros is the husband aware that the wife is asking you to lend her some money?
If not, run for your life ehhh!!!!

Irrespective if how close you are to the couple, the husband should be aware that the wife is borrowing money from you.

Looks like there is a communication gap between the three of you Abeg, in the name of everything that is good, make sure the husband knows his wife is borrowing money from you; to avoid stories that touch the heart.

Next thing now, she will ask you to come and fix "her light bulb". without her husband knowing.

brownlolly:


I joined 2 months after it was created. How bout that?

OluwaJesu. Bros you be Nairaland grand pa oh.

Nice. I can't believe I've been on Nairaland for 7 years now.

I better find a life oh.

ivyT:


yekparikpa!'

Lol.
Dooh.

ivyT:


abi o babe

Sweetheart, I no be babe oh. I be guy.

striktlymi:


I like your thoughts.

Thank you.

selectedhero:


NICE REASONING. IF ONLY NAIJA YOUTHS WILL ALWAYS THINK THIS WELL.... WELL I HOPE YOU ARE FOR GEJ SHA. PLS NO DISAPPOINT ME O. COS #IAMFORGEJ

I'm neither for GEJ or GMB. I don't even live in Nigeria in the first place, so I can't vote for anybody.

redsun:


You talk like a child abuser. Your children may neef to be protected from you,in a normal world of course.

You have a pretty warped (and in my opinion, silly) notion of what a normal world should look like.

I would spanking/punishing or disciplining my child with one hand and showing him/her love with the other hand. That's what a good parent does.

Just in case you did not know, when you discipline a child, it doesn't kill him/her, it makes then become wiser.

Accident waiting to happen.

Wild animal na still wild animal.
There are several instances of wild animals that have turned on their owners/trainer.

If its my kid, he could be hurt.

I would clean him the f***-up first and confirm he's not hurt.
Later I'll negotiate a time with him to discuss punishment option.

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Vivly:
Nothing more attractive than a guy that looks like this.

The gods have spoken.

Just thinking out loud, *does this affect the price of garri in the market?*

Lol.

You don enter.

They look good shaaa.
Who doesn't like a good looking body OP?

Abi you'd rather have pot or round belly?

Choi!! OluwaJesu. See ample bosom.

I no for fit oh. What is she trying to proof and what if the thing spills out while were dancing?

That is for my consumption. Not for public consumption.

TI1919:
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Nairaland.

Note, it says "right hand of God" , not "right hand SIDE of God".
Those are two different things.
Just like saying, your right hand man, this does not mean the guy standing/sitting to your right hand side, it means the person whom you have given authority to act on your accord with your full support.
God the Father has give Jesus Christ authority to trample upon serpents and scorpions ...... etc. These are not literal serpents (snakes as we know them) and scorpions.

In other words, God's right hand EQUALS God the Father's authority given to Christ, the Son.
My humble submission.

Chai. Dieris God oh.

A carnal mind will not understand spiritual things. It takes a spirit filled individual filled with the Holy Ghost to understand spiritual things, seasons and the significant of certain actions.

SELAH!!!

Ewwwww.

Almost like she's pulling his hand down closer there for a more intimate touch.

Good read. Thank you OP. Go bless you richly.

*modified*
Choi. On a lighter note, FTC/front page tins.

As usual, some loose nuts and nitwits will blame APC for this. *Smh*.

Where is the man they raped and where is the act or else....................................I donbilivit.

Lol.
Nigerians, una too like this kind gist. I'm sure you're all wondering what the so called "sick sexual fantasies" are. LMAO. *smh*

All in the name of serving our country. *smh*

Good one OP.

Unfortunately I don't have a girlfriend. I have a wife.

I bought her a Bentley for her birthday and she rejected it, saying she needed a red Ferrari.

OP: There is really nothing you can do right now. The chest muscles are already weakened, unless you want to undergo some sort of enhancement surgery.

I would also say, your breast might be saggy principally because you used to tie wrapper around your chest so much, when you were younger or nursing your babies. That's a terrible habit African (especially Nigerian) mothers have. That alone destroys the muscles that hold the breasts up. Breastfeeding is just an insignificant (secondary) contributory factor.

My issue is with that tying wrapper thing. Also, I believe genetics plays a little role here too.
Anyways, this is something I have told my wife to stop doing (the tying of wrapper). It disgusts me.

Why should this even make it to front page? *Smh*