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Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Oahray: 10:48am On Feb 12, 2013

sigmundfreud: *'Babel' comes to mind...*
(Or maybe a novel within a novel)
So will Larry kill Frank's Efe or just change the name to Cynthia?!
Is there more to Efe's reaction or shez just being Frank?
Can HBG be persuaded? Will she express her real fears?
What do the Mosquitoes have in Mynd?
The plot thickens...stay tuned!

classic! HAHAHA grin

Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Oahray: 10:28am On Feb 12, 2013*

Na wa o. You guys should just take a chill pill.

@Larry, I cannot help but agree with most things you have said so far.

@HBG, you are going nowhere jare. Criticism would surely come at some points in our lives. Would you abandon your book, just because you suspect a reader would come in and call it trash? No one writes a perfect piece.

@white mosquito, you have a point. Criticism makes one stronger and better if accepted. But commendation when deserved does much more; it boosts confidence. Anyway, I do not see how comparison with another writer helps your cause. If your hero gets more criticised than commended, do you think he'd have continued writing? I think its quite easy to express or accept blunt opinions while hiding behind a handle like yours, so you are doing nothing special. I agree with the others that mac was a bit too blunt. If telling someone that 'he typed his piece just to make up the required number of words', is 'constructive criticism', it is very much ill-dressed to the occassion.

@Efemena, I'm not sure Frank used that name with you in mind. We'd have him change it.

I think we should relax and make this as much fun as we can. It's not a contest. What's more it's our first time together. Cut yourselves some slack.

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 8:15am On Feb 12, 2013

ItsModella: hehehe!! I'm gonna upload a VN of me rapping in Igbo soon

I hope the time between 'now' and 'soon' would be enough for you to memorise your lines tongue

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 7:10am On Feb 12, 2013

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Derailer's paradise has never been the same since Ileke-idi's valentine's VN thread was created[/quote]true that. But this too shall pass.
Good morning(?) y'all.

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 7:07am On Feb 12, 2013

ItsModella: ileke idi---> waist bead

learner

*proudly displaying learner sign* a fast one at that cheesy

You, you don learn your igbo finish? tongue

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 7:00am On Feb 12, 2013

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Oahray!!!

You don craze walahi!! tongue

Still cool tho.

~~I accidently thought you were 190 sha~~[/quote]yeah, whatever tongue

thanks... Nice thing you did not hear the other one grin

Wait does Ileke-IdI truly mean big yansh? shocked

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 8:32pm On Feb 11, 2013

kandiikane: You dedicate me for you own?

na one person dey start am nau

I believe in the 'ladies first' philosophy

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 8:25pm On Feb 11, 2013

kandiikane: I'm going to post mine. Who am I dedicating it to?

Me! Me! Pick me! sad

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 8:24pm On Feb 11, 2013

dopeJemi: Idowu, u inhale skunk Mess ni? I pronounce 'err'body' d way I spelL it, no forming 4 der, if na forming, I 4 Hook 4rm d start

better change before you fail english for WAEC o grin

its 'everybody'.

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 8:22pm On Feb 11, 2013

Idowuogbo: wtf is wrong wiv u all dis blawddy groundnut bois na! wth is " errbody"? na by force to speak amelican accent? jeez! keep it real mahn!

dopeJemi, lemme handle this.

@Badosky, come and beat us na tongue

we haf the right to speak with amelicana accent jare.

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 7:59pm On Feb 11, 2013

xynerise: You mean this?

I'd tell dopeJemi shocked

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 7:56pm On Feb 11, 2013

binger: You should have replied me in français then, greenhorn.

when we are duelling and you run off to hide under you bed, am I supposed to crawl underneath with you? tongue

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 7:54pm On Feb 11, 2013

binger: Oloshi! Do i look like an unfaithful partner?

I meant VN jare tongue

Aturu m

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 7:52pm On Feb 11, 2013

lrguru: Uj-sizzle and itsmodella gat sexy voices i must say, and freecocoa's voice sounds more like an afrodisiac. Her love for blokos is way off this world, she and blokos is like rice n stew...nne baby, e di kwa raw

diary of a horn.y lonely black man

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 7:50pm On Feb 11, 2013

binger: Alors,mon apprenanté...tu reve.

yes you are learning. And don't go hiding behind french next time. My french is far from smooth. tongue

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 7:42pm On Feb 11, 2013

SniperInADiaper:

*accepts the kiss bribe grudgingly* grin

why did you not add binger's own?

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 7:35pm On Feb 11, 2013

[quote author=SniperInADiaper][/quote] angry

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 7:27pm On Feb 11, 2013

binger: Bushmeat! I don't give in to threats,neither do i succumb to blackmail.
Oh,u should have known better. *calls his computer analyst to trace his addy...sends his thugs afterwards to finish him off*

hahaha... *thinking* I'm pretty sure he'd trace my call to his house. Learners... They never know when someone is making an internet based call with tracker-proof dummy address
*laughing in lalaosky's igbo accent*

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 7:11pm On Feb 11, 2013

ItsModella: wait till after valentine...that is when I'll be ready to deal with this issue.

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 7:10pm On Feb 11, 2013

binger: lmao!
young man,whatever it is u're trying to do, u're just not good at it. Now give me ur addy,i'll save ur pauperish self the stress of bringing it all the way to our palatial habitat.

you are far too kind sir. But I wouldn't want to stress you that much. It takes nothing to get it through to her though.
I could try sending it through the national dailies. I'm sure they wouldn't mind paying to help me, and neither would I, unless you could tripple it of course.. wink

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 6:59pm On Feb 11, 2013

lalaosky: arrrrrggghhhhh!!..E-badu belle at its finest!!..*angry*

sucezTP, this is an error message..ignore it..it's filled with lies..talk me baby...awwhray is a born lieing antelope

sucezTP, do not ignore. You are in hostile territory... Do you copy? Do not ignore!

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 6:56pm On Feb 11, 2013

binger: *answers the call* yeah, she's in the bathtub,who are u btw?

the guy that snapped pics of you kissing that girl. Do you think she would like her copy framed or just plain?

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 6:54pm On Feb 11, 2013

lalaosky: lmao... Okay i swear with my stoled nokia 3310 charger..ayam innocent

i'm a proud C.E.O of onila's club of virgins...i'm their first graduate.. Iswearigawd

If you ever joined that club, then Adolf Hitler was a yoruba man. You wey don knack una sofa tire grin

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 6:51pm On Feb 11, 2013

binger: Aww,kisses tempt me to do alot of things like ermm...

*dialling Modella. Your one and only Modella*

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 6:45pm On Feb 11, 2013

lrguru: thanks for ur amebo bro...but me no need no bumbo-clat dopeje sh!tt

ok, was just trying to help a desperate bro wink

cheers

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 6:40pm On Feb 11, 2013

Moyola: Ryyyt! so hw dos dis VIRGIN thingy workz?

you dunno? shocked

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 6:39pm On Feb 11, 2013

sucezTP: My free MB yaf finish and the money i'm gonna use to buy recharge card yaf jaat..

sharp babe grin

nothing does you sha

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 6:36pm On Feb 11, 2013

lrguru: nna mehn, wetin concine me concern u na, me de do i own thing de go sufri sufri, me no de look face o

that's the spirit bro! Look eh, I will introduce you to one fine female. Her name is dopeJemi, short for dopeJemilat. She make sense die (pass voluptuous sef) but pretends to be a guy so guys won't disturb her. Here is her voice note.
dopeJemilat.amr

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 6:30pm On Feb 11, 2013

binger: Ehe now! Sniper is f. Don't mind the mischievous (m). It only means 'mumu'

tell me it applies to all such females masqueraders grin

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 6:27pm On Feb 11, 2013

Idowuogbo: yep! undercover model.

Oh... More ~~better sex~~ male wanna-bes grin

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 6:23pm On Feb 11, 2013

binger:
Nice voice btw,mu che che!

na babe?

Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by Oahray: 6:22pm On Feb 11, 2013

SniperInADiaper:

that's a female voice huh

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