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[quote author=~vicky~]ok
but my voice dey crack like mud wall o! [/quote]I don dey mix concrete. Plastering things
oya drop.

[quote author=~vicky~]ve tried posting but isn't working [/quote]record and add to post as an attachment.

binger: See this Esani...u threw down the gauntlet,i picked it up. Your call man,get things in place asap.

So you do not cry foul na plus I like to let the lady choose at times

ItsModella: I think this is the funniest...

Nearly cracked my ribs I liked the way he pronounced Ileke-IdI and the jab at lalaosky

[quote author=~vicky~]yawn

when will this vn stuff end [/quote]after you post yours. You can yawn in it if you like too

binger: Oahray,u never reply me oh. Abi,u wan dodge the tongue-twisting challenge?

Why I go dodge? I dey na. Get a moderator when you are ready.

binger: Does a bee rap? Are u high on biscuit?
Do u know it will be easier for Igbo haters to kill u than me,when we both speak?

I endorse this post.

sucezTP: IT'S you too joor...don't pretend!

Thank you jare. Oya drop your VN

Idowuogbo:
he sounds like my village chief.

your village chief sounds like redmosquito jare, his yoruba VN

lalaosky: what are you saying?....can someone translate this gibberish?

ask the romance section modes

ItsModella: an A in your case is undeserving, don't you think?

*watching her mop the floor some more*
em....
Na on-the-spot remix o

Wallie: Here’s an attempt at a witty voice message from someone that hates listening to his voice on an answering machine! To make things worse, the original VN was a 349kb mp4 file and by the time I got it down converted to 67kb amr, it seemed I developed a lisp! I do not have a lisp

When people explain without being asked, they are almost always guilty

lalaosky: who are we gonna ask?

I should be asking you na. NL commissioner of women affairs

ItsModella: a C is a pass.

so is an A

binger: Oh yes...a challenge is good.

sure? challenge for later tonight someone would give us a tongue twister to recite. You like the idea?

ItsModella: me? when? how? I gave you a 6 jor...

60% is a C where I come from

ItsModella: forget abeg, binger's own is a rare case, we igbos take our sweet time to talk...Esan people, all of you, a good 95% talk fast.

oya lets drop it since you do not have any proof. Its your word against mine... and a certain rap VN

lalaosky: awwhray is as guilty as charged

hahaha... For where? If na video of booty call, I for hear. Not voice nau.

lalaosky: *drops his damaged eyeballs and collects baby antelope's own*

na only skydeep you wan just dey see so

lalaosky: sharappu and dropu something for boiz

ha! No o. Modella use my voice mop ground after I knack am one VN. You no see as the floor of this thread dey shine?

ItsModella: is sijo bini or esan? dont8 na yoruba boy naw.

you sure about that?
Oya use me as case study then. Shey binger is igbo? let him represent you guys.

lalaosky: i don'tu givu a shitu..i don'tu kiaaaaa

i doesn'tu know whatu aski youuuu butu, i knowu them by dia engrishi

hehehe... Mazi Sexikillz andu Lalaosky
I gbadun the accent sha. Wish we had one ;(

ItsModella: heh, forget o, I know y'all like the back of my hand...you guys don't talk, you rap.

abeg e... Dats cos you talk slow. You'v heard Sijo abi? Lets get dont8 to drop a VN and see.

lalaosky: they go away match before they born AWWhray...im get esan,asanw,akanwu and okporoko genes in his body

lol... You don ever listen to anybody speak english and you just know once say na esan?
Oya ask me the same question about the ndigbo

ItsModella: Oahray, you sound different from your people tho...all the Esan people I know talk like they have hot yam in their mouths...binger got nothing on them, they say like 20 words in a second.

That's not true jare They are mostly slow talkers like me.

lalaosky: lwkmd@ndigbo soldier...hahahaha..bia this esan antelope, take time

we do not have any remarkable accent or mother tongue interference na Igbo antelopes are more antelope than other antelopes

Idowuogbo: lala, dats GAY!

*horrified as numbers begin to add up* lalaoskiatu(f) + "his VNs are my ringtone" + ....

ItsModella: you dey craze, abi?

hehehe... Na news?

lalaosky: na lie jor...you've ear problem..visit your doctor asap

see dis ndigbo soldier o
I'm done denying for you jor.

ItsModella: abeg, no deny am...two people cannot be deaf.

hehehe... Maybe one was deaf and the other did not hear well. I did not hear well. You?

lalaosky: lwkmd..which one is MODE again?..lol...antelope

either I hear am from somewhere or na mistake

lalaosky: i stay at onitsha off aba owerri road

give us more VNs now, or...