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[quote author=queen_of_sheba]Yip u are entitled to ur opinion no probs . What is the answer?[/quote]remind me the question again

binger: I don't have a garden.I'm not a farmer either...

I only sell fish

gimme one fish na
I never chop since birth.

binger: Are you high on orange juice?

I only subscribe to monogamy abeg. One man,one wife,no wahala

ah! Sorry. How are the many cucumbers in your garden then?

Shakira baby: Hy peeps!

welcome ma'am, how's Pique?

binger: Rayyyy! I salute man...How is it going?

we thank God o. How your e-wives?

[quote author=queen_of_sheba]I saw page 1234. Hmmmph[/quote]It's an opinion sis I heard I have a right to it. As for the question raised about you, do you know the answer?

binger: Good Evening guys...

welcome bro

Good evening y'all

Bluesparkles: not really. I'm interested in the club though if it's literature. Whenever he comes, help me tell him I owe him a slap for ignoring my mail. guys, got stuff to do.

I didnt ignore your mail (on purpose) jor. Sorry sha. I just replied.

Caracta: I really don't know much about it...but from what Oahray (the PRO) told me, i think it consists of nairaland members with strong hearts...as in no fear at all. They say what they mean and they mean what they say. They are fearless.

Hehehe... See these ones. I no even dey the club 15, just helping you guys with the PRO thing

tchidi: Red Moss!!!

*rushing to give him a hug and a quick peck before his e-wives come...

I saw that!

[quote author=gree-die]u think so? den why can't i write? poems or anything??
i don't know, i think i should try drawing or moulding or... weaving??
argh! wat do u think? is der any chance dat i might actually ve a talent?[/quote]you should be asking 'is there a chance you might NOT have a talent?' In that case, I'd say no. Everyone's talented in some way. Find yours.

Lemme go back to observing those drawings. I must be expert by december, God willing

[quote author=gree-die]u r not alone.....
i guess its d nigerian dude im so in love wit- kelvin okafor??
bin questioning myself and my God since yester, im as talentless as dey come.

u write poems ryt?[/quote]Nah, not even Kelvin. He's the one that made me go check up pics online though. Some of the ones I saw are out of this world. Especially the ones depicting water (flowing or on skin). The thing just made me weak

poems? Em yes... and so can anybody who wants to. It doesnt really require talent.

Caracta: Hello men and brethren.

Hello everyone

Happy last hour of january!

welcome caracta.

Good morning/afternoon/evening y'all

[quote author=gree-die]oahray, why u just dey mope? ve u been SKed?[/quote]lol. Wasn't banned. Just em... Was checking out some photorealistic drawings online. Totally wowed me, couldnt stop looking. Now I feel soooo small and talentless

Sorry this quote is from the middle ages.

Lol

ItsModella: the white stuff you mean? that is tapioca..

From cassava abi?

ItsModella: abacha and coconut (bobozee)...

all my Igbo people should feel me on this one...if you don't, locate the nearest yaba-left to you

Ha! Who no sabi bobozi make brain die! Till tomorrow, I don't know what the long stuff is. Well, who cares when there is coconut nearby?

See as the food talk make Idowuogbo quiet

For me, groundnut was created for banana

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Abeg, make una come join me, and thats for those that dig the combination.... Cucumber and gnut.[/quote]I don't enjoy cucumber. Am I weird?

joeydozzy: 1st experience wasn't inspiring but the second time....hmmmm... was like heaven

I pray say I agree to second experience o. That thing is in my backlist forever!
That and one other terrible stuff that is like beans. They call it 'ikpakpa' in my place. The whole preparation takes two days. They say its kinda poisonous so it has to be prepared with caution (boil and replace the water many times). I was like WTF! Na by force to eat am?

joeydozzy: Now I have a flaw. I don't drink garri

Geeee! A damn big flaw. I hope love can cover it for you sha

[quote author=gree-die]mtschewwwww..... lyk i want to call u dat [/quote]I don't want you to call me that either. Here are better options: sweetheart, sugar, my love, honey, or just Ray.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Ijebu garri. . . The best drinking garri on earth! [/color]

agreed!

ItsModella: leave am...maybe he's referring to the Edo version of okpa..

Okpa na chameleon wey dey change with surrounding? I ate it sometime ago when I went to my villa for one wedding. A relative who is based in the east prepared it. Was shocked I didnt like it. When she gave me, I hesistated, then smelt it and managed to take a bite. The taste is confused and too mild to be taken seriously as food. I couldnt take another bite. After telling me its bad manners to smell food one wants to eat, she took it from me and devoured it like one better thing

[quote author=gree-die]e don end tey tey. nah tomorrow i dey wait for. it was kinda busy as usual... na tortie be ur new name?[/quote]lol... Na long story, bt na only tchidi get right to call me tortie for NL

tchidi:

Excuse me?! R u insulting my dear okpa? U don chop enugu okpa before?!

I dunno the one I ate o. I only know I didnt like it. It has a very mild but offensive smell. I hate food without a taste I can readily describe. To think peeps around me were enjoying it.

tchidi: Tortie... See Sexkillz for chef duty oº°˚!
Ayam surprised oº°˚!

as in eh! Usually I skip pages. Because of am, I read all the food talk I'm impressed sha.

[quote author=gree-die]i dey o... d talk just tire me abeg. how was ur day?[/quote]my day has not ended yet o. Great so far. How ya own?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]okpa whatever, the one that looks like moin moin.
[/color]

ok, I think I know this one. One yellowish terrible solid thing like that. Abi?