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Acidiosis and Ikekings talk goodnight the same time. Hmmmmmm

binger: Hehe! Impressive. But like Potiphars before me,i don't believe any Joseph...*calls out in a nestorian voice* Guards! Take him out and let him walk the horizon forever.

someday, some future generation would immortalise me for this *walks off with guards, turns to give mondi one last look*

Uju, this is the link to sweetlemon's thread. It has been re-opened sef
https://www.nairaland.com/1177975/why-guys-like

[quote author=uj_sizzle]I need the link to Lemon's thread biko!




Ermm Oahray, I've heard you. I forgive all of u for not responding to my initial greeting.
*group hug n sloppy kisses*[/quote]*singing*
I love you, you love me...
We would make a great family,
with a big hug and a kiss from me to you
*sloppy kiss*
won't you say you love meeee toooooooooooo?

binger: Whatt!! *in a coarse voice* Oahray! How dare u think of hurting her??

Hi Potiphar, if you don't believe this Joseph now, there is a Pharoah who will. I did no such thing.

Idowuogbo: Anything for Ro bebe!

they haf hidden the post sef shollypawpaw(m) sef show. Mehn you get haters o

Sijo01: So sorry, my bad. Forgot you only take 'coke'......please just manage the weed, will get your coke tomorrow.

em... Can I have fanta instead? I like fanta

SeunPlus: Even I myself I'm surprised. He's supposed to be flirting with some people by now. BTW, has he flirted with you

Oahray and Lalaosky , I see you two. Good evening

you are welcome dear mrs Promoe

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]lala and oahray are good company but oahray wants to slap me [/quote]*turns to look at her* *continues into the sunset*

chronique: Again Sweetlemon? Haaa,this video shoot is making me miss an epic movie. What did she do again?

checkout her latest thread o

Idowuogbo: Lwwwwwkkmd! Let me chop first b4 I desk dis canal specimen.

https://www.nairaland.com/1179161/shitbot-detected-nairaland

I know I can count on you like 1-2-3 for juicy threads

Sijo01: Uncle, which do you prefer? Cigarret or weed?

huh? You bought things for lalaosky, you didnt buy for me *sulking*

xynerise: You are asking for much o . Anyways, thanks for making us your NAIRALAND marital role models

there, edited. BTW what is an illustration without familiar characters?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]I don't even know which is worse; that i greeted and was ignored or that u're patronizing me cos i complained.[/quote]ah ah... You know the thread is fast na, and I kinda missed (not ignored) the greeting. The complaint helped redirect me. The only cinderella in our pumpkin carriage fear let anybody ignore you? Oya smile for me na

Sijo01: *knock knock*
Goodevening Bobo's and sisi's.

welcome auntie! What did you buy for me? *expectant gaze*

xynerise: Ok sorry na your babe?

babe na understatement. She means waaaaay more to me. If I am xynerise, she is skydeep

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u sound so innocent right now, I almost believed u lol[/quote]almost?
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Binger I'm always alone [/quote]wow... I'm with you and you are alone? says alot

*picks up deflated ego and walks slowly into the sunset*

Good evening uju and seunplus...

xynerise: I was thinking you look like a lady.

hellxcuse me? My vanneni is quite sexy. You think I call her hipsina for nothing?

Caracta:

I do not understand your answer? Did you pick addictive or did you pick addictive? Please be specific

Caracta: Na wa o. This nairaland ehn...
#sighs#
It is well.

addictive or addictive? whichever way, welcome

lalaosky: he dare not slap you....he's been crushing on you secretly and i don't think he's the type that beats women especially the women he's in love with

secretly? See this guy wan pour sand-sand for my stone-turning garri

Legit1: You see am too?

I think say that space below suppose be cleavage?

remove ya eye from there jawe. Real treasures lay beneath.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]but I need for for back up incase my words won't turn him into stone and I end up being slapped[/quote]I cannot hurt a fly, and it is not because my aim is bad. Where I come from, there are more butterflies than any other fly. Who would wanna slap and hurt something that beautiful?

lalaosky: words?...hmmmm...*caresses his beard*...oahray is a lucky guy tonight.lol

She never talk anything, you don already dey caress things. Issorite!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u r unpredictable, we wouldn't know[/quote]I'm a very innocent boy o. Ask anybody.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I will be the one to turn him into stone if he tries anything else [/quote]Turn me to stone dear, you know where to start

lalaosky: aight..just be carefull of oahray, from turning you to a stone, he might commit the unthinkable.lol

Take for your badbelle *hands him a big jar of tetracycline capsules*