₦airaland Forum

totalbaby: Am fed up with all the shit going on in this forum. Xenophobia, tribalism, and all the crap. Am just tired of reading nonsense and I dnt wana be this way. Besides I need to get back to real life and it is time consuming. Also I get like 20 or more pm"s daily n am up to my neck with this ish. So I guess I should get banned n move on.

about the mails, just create another email and change your email in your 'edit profile' option here. If you are really serious, you'd have to forget about Nairaland since deleting is not an option. I'd advise you stay sha. NL is a faceless forum used by real people. These things happen in the real world too.

CAMEROONPRIDE: Shei ^^ see depression this is how naijans are , you took the right the decision. I weep 4 naija

Dnt get us started o You should weep for the baka of cameroon first.

CAMEROONPRIDE: nope they don't mingle with Nigerian

why so? Inferiority complex? Nigerians are friendly people o.

ItsModella actually ignored my question ohkay oooo

CAMEROONPRIDE: na that's not okok sheii , tho it looks tasty. That's lentil soup cf your link.

I know I put up the link in the first place.

In other matters arising... Do you have any pretty, young cameroonian 'sister' on NL?

CAMEROONPRIDE: you should taste our dishes(Beti)you clearly don't know what you are missing. just ate a plate of "okok"
I miss my groundnut sauce.

okok... This is the image it conjures in my mind.
https://www.sohowsittaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/CurriedGreenLentilSoup.jpg
brb, lemme go and throw up

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]I said let your pubic region be fertile for plants to grow on [/color]

may the wishes for which I am unworthy be returned to he who showed enough generosity to wish them. Amen somebody!

CAMEROONPRIDE: someone said sexy. I just checked her ooo .
House chores must be easy for her she looks dynamic.don't you think so?

do not swallow the groundnut that would choke you, groundnut boy

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Ibi dakwa gi ebe ahu [/color]

See this ndigbo palmwine tapper. Speak english jare!

CAMEROONPRIDE: NL is damn boring. You mean Ndiefi is the only Cameroonian that you know?
How is Taiwo naa and Mr IBU?

yes, and Eto'o. Ndiefi is just so special, more than Taiwo is. Near him, Mr Ibu is prince charming. He should be a tourist attraction for Cameroon o.

You came here cos of a Nigerian lady confess now!

190: nope but abil is my property

ok, nobody follow you drag am sef. Possess your possession broda!

CAMEROONPRIDE: you are muscular

Na woman e even find come

Cameroonpride, brother of the Ndiefi of legendary looks, what brings you to my zone?

190:

are you modella's publicity secretary?

ItsModella where Shollypopz and abiL sef? E don tey o. Were they banished?

lalaosky: ayam innocent...'twas that woman wrapper oahray that hacked my account

hellxcuse me?

Idowuogbo: Werey!

na truth na. Boring hi-life music wey pot-belly men take dey down bottles of kai-kai.

Oya check baba fryo out. Dj hit us with the thing dia, God punish devil!

"Them... *dj scratches* them... them... them go dey put earring for their eye,
them go dey put earring for their nose o..."
*dj scratches*
*baba fryo sings some incoherent things thru speakers, club goes crazy*
*guys hold something*
*gals grind something*

*dj plays oliver de coque, everyone else falls asleep in two minutes*

ItsModella: you don't know good music...

Thank you I still prefer listening to crickets chirp

ItsModella: chei!! this is wrong, this is just wrong...how dare you refer to him as the guy with an upside down face? do you know who we're talking about here? Oliver de Coque, a freaking legend...you need to listen to his music..

*yawn* daddy showky and baba fryo were ten times more exciting.

Idowuogbo: Taa! Bros, u need to listen to dat guy wen u high mehn.. It's like listening 2pac or fela.

Abeg, that guy boring jor. My parents used to play his songs alot those days. Most were boring igbo-infested songs. Only thing I remember is his upside-down face.

ItsModella: see this one o, after you open my yansh finish, you want make I help you...inokwa on a long thing, nwanna..

open your yansh? Lala? I knew it!

Modella you should press charges for molestation.

lalaosky: lol...keep changing the tide to suit you..when PES turn to ID?

I dunno what you are talking about

ItsModella: yeah man, I love Oliver de Coque's music...

That guy with an upside-down face. His scanty beards grew on the top of his head and his plenty hair grew on his chin.

Shakira baby: my mum said i shouldnt do it

hmmm... See green light o. Which guy dey slack so?

lalaosky: lol..after claiming to be barca fan and scoring uncountable unreplied goal past idowu's post?...lol..yeah right...not only are you a learner, you're still in creche

I be real barca fan and I don score many goals with them for PES. You were saying?

lalaosky: so you use omo to wash your hands after your daily activity?

hehehe... Asewo dey expose yourself o

caseless: hahahah...ldmmwfb......dis guy pass me for ashawoness.

the two of una na joint first

lalaosky: see this one o...so you must yansh any girl you see her pic?...lmao

I've seen livialives,itsmodella,vanneni,tashamania's pics, to mention but a few, but I've not even gotten their digits let alone jerk off to their pics

*hands him detergent and bar soap* oya wash those dirty linen of yours

lalaosky: i don't know what it means to pursue women...care to explain?...i'm new in this game

na vee wan teach asewo how to bounce? Abeg ooo. I be learner for where you dey.

lalaosky: PM me the link ASAP..i need to see it

what does it profit a boy to see every gal's pic, fantasize about all of them and yansh no one cos he is a good boy?

lalaosky: see this woman wrapper
below are your conquests
idowu
vanneni
livialives
miss 3v3
mondi cheeks
toatalbaby


WTF..only you?...lol

You no even sabi talk lie like you sabi pursue woman

Idowuogbo: Lmaaaaao! Asewo!

as in eh... This one worse pass lalaosky and ikekings together