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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 7:01pm On Jan 26, 2013
Lol grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 5:31pm On Jan 26, 2013
Lol... This guy na case. Briefcase.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob squarepants!
Literature › Re: Moon Man by Oahray(op): 5:12pm On Jan 26, 2013
He told you everything, you believed nothing. Then he started to glow. That was me calling his Aura, that ball of blue which had become one with him. You believed when you saw him glow and were close enough when he teleported. I am not sure why it accepted you with him. That happens only when he, its owner allows it, but he was not in control. I was. When the both of you got here, he disappeared because you got freed from his aura. Without the aura, your eyes are unopened, and you lose consciousness. This is the moon, it has no gases you call atmosphere like in Terra."

"Wow". That was all he could say.

"I also know football, the craze of mankind. Your nation never played in the finals and is not nearly as good as you claim. I do recall Spain and a certain Netherlands in that Terra year of which you speak." she finished with a smirk.

He was speechless.

She smiled.
"You are welcome to the moon, the origin of worlds, the keeper of the Light. I am Thorna, daughter of the Moon Lord Ta-Theno."

"How is it you speak english" he wondered aloud, feeling exposed.

"Well, we speak all the languages of the universe. We are not the origin of worlds for nothing"

"You can't be serious. Do you know how many languages we have on earth?"

"6,856, and I know them all. You can call it advanced civilization. You see, our aura is the core of our existence. With it, we can hear or speak any language spoken by one birthed of the Light. With it, sunlight is all the sustenance we need. Without it, we become like you."

"Wait, you go fit speak, pidgin?" he cut in.
Literature › Re: Patch Of Black by Oahray(op):
Confused, I looked at the speaker. He was looking at me with piercing eyes I had not previously noticed.

I looked back to see if the doomed culprit was behind me. The many eyes drilling holes on me with stares did not look back with me.

"Yes I am talking to you, come here"

On shaky legs, I walked up to him.

"So it is not okay with you abi? Alright, the rest of you can go"

Like the Israelites leaving Egypt, the others hurried off, leaving me behind. I faced the school gate, wondering what I had done.

"Nosa, wetin e do?" someone asked. I looked over my shoulder to find Lanky walking towards us. The other prefects had left too. It was just the three of us remaining.

"Jude no mind this ragga muffin" Thick voice replied. "I tell them say today na day of grace, so we no go punish them but say make dem come early next time. When I come ask is it clear, this yeye fresher come shake e head"

"hahaha..." Jude errupted in sadistic laughter. "Nosa, na the same fresher wey disobey me this morning when I ask make e carry my bag. The mumu come run comot like say no be the same school we dey."
Jude laughed some more and gave me the 'have-I-not-caught-you-now' look. I looked down as a bit of my life flashed before my eyes. It was a foolish idea to run away. Now I knew. I had not found my maths notebook, yet I managed to put myself into some more trouble.

"What is your name" asked as he moved his lanky frame towards me.

"Ojie... Ojie Usifo" came my timid reply.

"Na Ishan sef, e clear. So na here you wan do your strong head abi? I go show you say Esanigbedo" Nosa ranted.

I had heard of that phrase before. Papa told me that 'Esanigbedo' was used by Binis with an air of superiority to say they cannot be beaten by the Esans. He said there was a sort of unspoken enmity between both tribes. Osaze was Bini and one of my best friends, so it never made any sense to me, until now.


"Wetin we go do this boy?" Jude asked, deriving pleasure from the tribalistic antagonism.

"Do you know how to pick pin?" Nosa asked me.

I gulped. I had heard tales of punishment such as this, but had never experienced any.

"Since e dey form big boy, make e sit down for executive chair na, while we his boys go stand" Jude offered, with a big grin.

"Oya look at me" Nosa said as he demonstrated, stretching both arms forward and bending his knees at right angles. It looked like he was sitting on the air.

"Oya do it, sharp sharp" he commanded as he straightened up. I obeyed. Ten minutes later, my knees and shoulders had started to hurt. My arms quaked. My captors looked on with relish, discussing how arrogant some freshers could be and how they should be put in their place.

"What are you doing there?"
It was a teacher. He had seen us from afar and came to investigate.

"This boy disobeyed us and even insulted me" Jude answered.

"Its a lie, I didn't insult him" I cut in defensively.

"Shut up" The teacher barked, "how dare you say your senior is lying? Stand up and apologise to them"

It sounded unfair to me. They lied and I had to apologise? I muttered an apology.

"Now run to your class" the teacher ordered. Again I obeyed, grateful for the salvation, hurrying off on achy feet.

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Literature › Re: Patch Of Black by Oahray(op): 4:51pm On Jan 26, 2013
Lol... Sorry guys...

Oahray: After we had all entered, the gates were closed again. I looked around, Lanky was no where in sight. A sigh of relief escaped my lips.

One thick voice began a sermon on how student ought to come early to school. I did not recognize the owner. I did not recognize anyone else there, except two of my classmates and one boy in a higher class who lived some houses away from ours.

I studied Thick Voice carefully. He was short and thickset with a permanent scowl etched across his dark face. As he talked his thick lips regularly parted to reveal a not-so-white set of teeth and a gap at the front of the upper jaw, where a tooth used to be. Something about him reminded me of the motor park touts who pulled at mama's bag or hands in an attempt to convince her and us, her clueless followers to get into the bus they wanted. They scared me everytime.
I shook my head to get rid of the thoughts.
"You!" Thick Voice barked.
It startled me back to reality. Everyone seemed to be looking at me.

Confused, I looked at the speaker. He was looking at me with piercing eyes I had not previously noticed.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 1:27pm On Jan 26, 2013
lalaosky: you're mischievious but that's not you..it's 190
well, "opinions are like assholes, everybody is entitled to one" smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 1:15pm On Jan 26, 2013
lalaosky: angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

[size=46pt] OTONDO!!...190/xynerise/oahray/red mosquito, give it up jor[/size]
You think its me? Seriously?
Family › Re: Funny Things You Inherited From Your Parents by Oahray: 1:02pm On Jan 26, 2013
lythia: @oahray,lolzzz,so u cn actualy mke such moves wit ur ears?i can also dance wit ma ears,knees,stomach nd nose al together bt i dnt knw who i inherited it from
maybe we are related... You might just be my paternal great great great great great great grandfather's great great great great great great great grand daughter.

On your list, I can't do the stomach dance... Sadly sad
Family › Re: Names That Make One Looks Older Than His Age by Oahray: 11:17am On Jan 26, 2013
[size=28pt] Babatunde! [/size]
Family › Re: Funny Things You Inherited From Your Parents by Oahray: 11:14am On Jan 26, 2013
I can shake my ears to any beat. Inherited that from my dad. Just the both of us can do it among peeps I'v ever met.
Family › Re: What Will Make You Disown Your Child? by Oahray: 11:12am On Jan 26, 2013
Nothing mehn! My child is my child forever.
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by Oahray: 10:48am On Jan 26, 2013
Lmao... Guess who doesn't give a hoot what you prefer. grin me... and over 7billion other humans.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 9:34pm On Jan 25, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]You playED Ruzzle?[/size]
once... Not on my phone tho.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 9:29pm On Jan 25, 2013
binger: Sharaap joor! That game is trash...ask Xynerise,he knows better. undecided
Actually, it is not exactly trash. If you like scrabble and word games, and the thrill of internet multiplayer gaming you'd like it.

As a game its boring sha.
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by Oahray: 7:08pm On Jan 25, 2013
Hahaha... Guess who would have preferred being male. Ehya.... sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 7:03pm On Jan 25, 2013
binger: *long sigh* they have ruined my evening sad
If you didn't end up with a headache like mine, your evening is still very much ok. Just stop watching Nigerian matches grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 6:58pm On Jan 25, 2013
Vanneni: Nope! grin
oh... Have you turned an alternate-handle mischief maker? tongue

that's the way forward now o. Derail threads with alt acct and damn the consequences grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 6:48pm On Jan 25, 2013
Sijo01: Lol.... Its not true, jor.
No mind am jor. He cancelled all the men and left only the women, himself included grin
Welcome Sijo
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 6:46pm On Jan 25, 2013
ItsModella: my facebook has been put to shame...thanks to Super Eagles..

in other news, I just had a cup of hot chocolate.
Fellow newscaster shift for me make I siddon lick ice block cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 6:44pm On Jan 25, 2013
lalaosky: buwahahahahhahahahahahahaha

when i said super bettles won't win, itsmodella,ogugua and co thought i was hating...lmao...this super roaches never disappoint with their loses or draws.always loosing
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


i tenk Gawd, since i stopped watching their match since last 4years, my BP is now normal
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Na you be the badbelle abi? The Jonah that is causing the SE ship wreck angry

wait till my Mountain of Fire neighbours return, they will help me bind youangry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 6:42pm On Jan 25, 2013
dont8: Yeah, just like you, I hate them for this angry
Super Eagles don turn their fans to mathematicians finish. See as we dey run probability for every tournament or qualifier.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 6:40pm On Jan 25, 2013
Vannywealth: Oahray! cheesy
Hahaha... Vanneni, dem ban you again? grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 5:58pm On Jan 25, 2013
Up Super Eagles! They didnt fail to disappoint.
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by Oahray: 5:41pm On Jan 25, 2013
Super Eagles are cursed sha angry
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by Oahray: 5:16pm On Jan 25, 2013
Emenike dey try sha. He is hardworking.
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by Oahray: 5:13pm On Jan 25, 2013
Goooooooooaaaaaaaaal!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 9:49am On Jan 25, 2013
[quote author=gree-die]ikekings, oahray, dopejemi, good morning.[/quote]Good morning gree-die grin How body?
Politics › Re: Christiane Amanpour To Interview President Jonathan Tonight by Oahray: 5:59pm On Jan 24, 2013
debosky: This is nonsense - what is GEJ keeping confidential? If he felt it was confidential, then he should have said so - it is wrong to say the US know where to go to get accurate information, as if it is easily available. Why not tell us all the 'accurate' information?

When 9/11 happened, it was traced to Osama, no one said the cause is 'confidential'. When Farouk tried to bomb a plane, it was traced to Yemen - no one said it was 'confidential'. it is only Nigeria's case that is different.
First of all, this fuss is because he was interviewed on US media. Its all about public image, not so?

This is not the first time he had been quizzed on Boko haram. Earlier he had told the Nigerian media about the rot of boko haram extending to members of his government without naming anyone. That was all the info he gave, yet some people actually criticised him for making such statements to the media. If he wasnt persecuted then for keeping info from Nigerians to whom he is answerable, why do it now? Because a US based media asked him the questions?

You truly believe the US govt's version of the september11 story is all there is to it?

I am not a fan of GEJ, but I would not rubbish him for not telling USA what they want to hear when he has not told Nigerians either.
Politics › Re: Christiane Amanpour To Interview President Jonathan Tonight by Oahray: 5:46pm On Jan 24, 2013
Demdem: Actually its our govt bitching around US. If a report comes from the US that favours them like that of the elections, they embrace it and regard it as campaign promise kept even though we all know the elections weren't credible.
Now that a report is out which doesn't favour them, they tend to rubbish it. I don't need the US to tell me that JTF inadvertently has killed so many innocent in the process of fighting Evil boko. That's the truth and the retardeens denial to such is just plain silly.
I am pretty sure you got my point. We place too much importance on the opinion of the US as if they are omniscient.

The part about our govt bitching around the US is spot on. However, it is not just our govt. Its a human thing. Its easier to accept compliments and reject harsh criticism even if deserved.

About the JTF ish, show me a country that has not killed innocent people. Is the US any better?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: What Is Your Opinion On The Hazard/ball Boy Incident? by Oahray: 5:32pm On Jan 24, 2013
[quote author=nl.official]Justification or what? Your comment is asinine.[/quote]do you have a problem with comprehension of English? Read my post again.
Education › Re: Your Best And Worst Secondary School Subjects? by Oahray:
My best subjects? They would be Physics, Maths, and Fine Arts

My worst was Agric sci. Kai! I hated that subject.
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism Is The First Step To Satanism: Reject God First by Oahray: 4:58pm On Jan 24, 2013
cyrexx: @OP,
Both of them are simply make-believe constructs that mankind had invented and had been using to explain unknown realities.

E.g. Ancient people dont know how the world began, therefore yahweh did it.

Another example: ancient people dont know what causes diseases, therefore satan did it..

Etc etc etc
You forgot to add this: Scientists do not know how the universe came about, therefore a big b.a.n.g birthed the universe.

It takes great faith to construct a full organism from just teeth fossils (yes, the bulk of fossils are teeth). Atheists are no different from theists, they only try to sound smarter.

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