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Lol... This guy na case. Briefcase. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob squarepants! |
He told you everything, you believed nothing. Then he started to glow. That was me calling his Aura, that ball of blue which had become one with him. You believed when you saw him glow and were close enough when he teleported. I am not sure why it accepted you with him. That happens only when he, its owner allows it, but he was not in control. I was. When the both of you got here, he disappeared because you got freed from his aura. Without the aura, your eyes are unopened, and you lose consciousness. This is the moon, it has no gases you call atmosphere like in Terra." "Wow". That was all he could say. "I also know football, the craze of mankind. Your nation never played in the finals and is not nearly as good as you claim. I do recall Spain and a certain Netherlands in that Terra year of which you speak." she finished with a smirk. He was speechless. She smiled. "You are welcome to the moon, the origin of worlds, the keeper of the Light. I am Thorna, daughter of the Moon Lord Ta-Theno." "How is it you speak english" he wondered aloud, feeling exposed. "Well, we speak all the languages of the universe. We are not the origin of worlds for nothing" "You can't be serious. Do you know how many languages we have on earth?" "6,856, and I know them all. You can call it advanced civilization. You see, our aura is the core of our existence. With it, we can hear or speak any language spoken by one birthed of the Light. With it, sunlight is all the sustenance we need. Without it, we become like you." "Wait, you go fit speak, pidgin?" he cut in. |
Confused, I looked at the speaker. He was looking at me with piercing eyes I had not previously noticed. I looked back to see if the doomed culprit was behind me. The many eyes drilling holes on me with stares did not look back with me. "Yes I am talking to you, come here" On shaky legs, I walked up to him. "So it is not okay with you abi? Alright, the rest of you can go" Like the Israelites leaving Egypt, the others hurried off, leaving me behind. I faced the school gate, wondering what I had done. "Nosa, wetin e do?" someone asked. I looked over my shoulder to find Lanky walking towards us. The other prefects had left too. It was just the three of us remaining. "Jude no mind this ragga muffin" Thick voice replied. "I tell them say today na day of grace, so we no go punish them but say make dem come early next time. When I come ask is it clear, this yeye fresher come shake e head" "hahaha..." Jude errupted in sadistic laughter. "Nosa, na the same fresher wey disobey me this morning when I ask make e carry my bag. The mumu come run comot like say no be the same school we dey." Jude laughed some more and gave me the 'have-I-not-caught-you-now' look. I looked down as a bit of my life flashed before my eyes. It was a foolish idea to run away. Now I knew. I had not found my maths notebook, yet I managed to put myself into some more trouble. "What is your name" asked as he moved his lanky frame towards me. "Ojie... Ojie Usifo" came my timid reply. "Na Ishan sef, e clear. So na here you wan do your strong head abi? I go show you say Esanigbedo" Nosa ranted. I had heard of that phrase before. Papa told me that 'Esanigbedo' was used by Binis with an air of superiority to say they cannot be beaten by the Esans. He said there was a sort of unspoken enmity between both tribes. Osaze was Bini and one of my best friends, so it never made any sense to me, until now. "Wetin we go do this boy?" Jude asked, deriving pleasure from the tribalistic antagonism. "Do you know how to pick pin?" Nosa asked me. I gulped. I had heard tales of punishment such as this, but had never experienced any. "Since e dey form big boy, make e sit down for executive chair na, while we his boys go stand" Jude offered, with a big grin. "Oya look at me" Nosa said as he demonstrated, stretching both arms forward and bending his knees at right angles. It looked like he was sitting on the air. "Oya do it, sharp sharp" he commanded as he straightened up. I obeyed. Ten minutes later, my knees and shoulders had started to hurt. My arms quaked. My captors looked on with relish, discussing how arrogant some freshers could be and how they should be put in their place. "What are you doing there?" It was a teacher. He had seen us from afar and came to investigate. "This boy disobeyed us and even insulted me" Jude answered. "Its a lie, I didn't insult him" I cut in defensively. "Shut up" The teacher barked, "how dare you say your senior is lying? Stand up and apologise to them" It sounded unfair to me. They lied and I had to apologise? I muttered an apology. "Now run to your class" the teacher ordered. Again I obeyed, grateful for the salvation, hurrying off on achy feet. * * * * * * * * * * |
Lol... Sorry guys... Oahray: After we had all entered, the gates were closed again. I looked around, Lanky was no where in sight. A sigh of relief escaped my lips. |
lalaosky: you're mischievious but that's not you..it's 190well, "opinions are like assholes, everybody is entitled to one" ![]() |
lalaosky:You think its me? Seriously? |
lythia: @oahray,lolzzz,so u cn actualy mke such moves wit ur ears?i can also dance wit ma ears,knees,stomach nd nose al together bt i dnt knw who i inherited it frommaybe we are related... You might just be my paternal great great great great great great grandfather's great great great great great great great grand daughter. On your list, I can't do the stomach dance... Sadly ![]() |
[size=28pt] Babatunde! [/size] |
I can shake my ears to any beat. Inherited that from my dad. Just the both of us can do it among peeps I'v ever met. |
Nothing mehn! My child is my child forever. |
Lmao... Guess who doesn't give a hoot what you prefer. me... and over 7billion other humans. |
ogugua88: [size=13pt]You playED Ruzzle?[/size]once... Not on my phone tho. |
binger: Sharaap joor! That game is trash...ask Xynerise,he knows better.Actually, it is not exactly trash. If you like scrabble and word games, and the thrill of internet multiplayer gaming you'd like it. As a game its boring sha. |
Hahaha... Guess who would have preferred being male. Ehya.... ![]() |
binger: *long sigh* they have ruined my eveningIf you didn't end up with a headache like mine, your evening is still very much ok. Just stop watching Nigerian matches ![]() |
Vanneni: Nope!oh... Have you turned an alternate-handle mischief maker? ![]() that's the way forward now o. Derail threads with alt acct and damn the consequences ![]() |
Sijo01: Lol.... Its not true, jor.No mind am jor. He cancelled all the men and left only the women, himself included Welcome Sijo |
ItsModella: my facebook has been put to shame...thanks to Super Eagles..Fellow newscaster shift for me make I siddon lick ice block ![]() |
lalaosky: buwahahahahhahahahahahahahaNa you be the badbelle abi? The Jonah that is causing the SE ship wreck ![]() wait till my Mountain of Fire neighbours return, they will help me bind you ![]() |
dont8: Yeah, just like you, I hate them for thisSuper Eagles don turn their fans to mathematicians finish. See as we dey run probability for every tournament or qualifier. |
Vannywealth: Oahray!Hahaha... Vanneni, dem ban you again? ![]() |
Up Super Eagles! They didnt fail to disappoint. |
Super Eagles are cursed sha ![]() |
Emenike dey try sha. He is hardworking. |
Goooooooooaaaaaaaaal! |
[quote author=gree-die]ikekings, oahray, dopejemi, good morning.[/quote]Good morning gree-die How body? |
debosky: This is nonsense - what is GEJ keeping confidential? If he felt it was confidential, then he should have said so - it is wrong to say the US know where to go to get accurate information, as if it is easily available. Why not tell us all the 'accurate' information?First of all, this fuss is because he was interviewed on US media. Its all about public image, not so? This is not the first time he had been quizzed on Boko haram. Earlier he had told the Nigerian media about the rot of boko haram extending to members of his government without naming anyone. That was all the info he gave, yet some people actually criticised him for making such statements to the media. If he wasnt persecuted then for keeping info from Nigerians to whom he is answerable, why do it now? Because a US based media asked him the questions? You truly believe the US govt's version of the september11 story is all there is to it? I am not a fan of GEJ, but I would not rubbish him for not telling USA what they want to hear when he has not told Nigerians either. |
Demdem: Actually its our govt bitching around US. If a report comes from the US that favours them like that of the elections, they embrace it and regard it as campaign promise kept even though we all know the elections weren't credible.I am pretty sure you got my point. We place too much importance on the opinion of the US as if they are omniscient. The part about our govt bitching around the US is spot on. However, it is not just our govt. Its a human thing. Its easier to accept compliments and reject harsh criticism even if deserved. About the JTF ish, show me a country that has not killed innocent people. Is the US any better? |
[quote author=nl.official]Justification or what? Your comment is asinine.[/quote]do you have a problem with comprehension of English? Read my post again. |
My best subjects? They would be Physics, Maths, and Fine Arts My worst was Agric sci. Kai! I hated that subject. |
cyrexx: @OP,You forgot to add this: Scientists do not know how the universe came about, therefore a big b.a.n.g birthed the universe. It takes great faith to construct a full organism from just teeth fossils (yes, the bulk of fossils are teeth). Atheists are no different from theists, they only try to sound smarter. |
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