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jjc213:
no replies, so in short am making noise abi,

lol

No mind them. I dey hear you jare. continue your story.

You are no more a good girl, I know say iice no go fall my hand. iice wey my own jare?

wey my own?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ISALE GANGAN!

I wish that all your dreams and wishes come through this new year. Enjoy!

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ragdollz:
Na wa ooh una no dey ask for person? Even Katsy my boo obviously didn't miss me . All of una no try at alllllllll! U just dey slack anyhow

Eee! Sorry. Welcome, how are you and what have you been doing?

[quote author=Mt.naija link=topic=490918.msg8581038#msg8581038 date=1308911150]Hi mods.
How can i post pictures and make new post?
Am new here. Thanks in anticipation.[/quote]check these links:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-142313.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-294521.0.html

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=490918.msg8579972#msg8579972 date=1308896810]MODS,

Clean up on aisle 7.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-696662.128.html#msg8579957[/quote]Thanks. Now you can start counting your 12mins 

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=558833.msg8579880#msg8579880 date=1308894908]LOL No vex o. I think say we all dey joke here.

I guess I come by as a lil aggressive.

Ok then, goodnight everibodi.[/quote]Naa, she was joking too and she knew you were joking too.

Sweet dreams!

2buff:
^^ u only have the power of hot air like farts from mouth

Do you know who I am?, Do you know who you are talking to? Do you have any idea how powerful I am? or how well connected I am? Young man, be very careful! 

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=558833.msg8579854#msg8579854 date=1308894363]Oya, abeg, stop this bobo ibo thing.   

It's like saying Honerico is James Bond  [/quote]lol

Oya apologize for breaking my heart and tell me you are divorcing him and you will be nice to me from now on.

honeric01:
who dey dash who wetin?

See this keke napep sef dey talk, dem say make u go shave o

e dey pain you? shioor!  

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=558833.msg8579826#msg8579826 date=1308893943]OAM4J, Plz mind yourself before I get honerico on you.

He knows how to disco dance in roller skates Be warned.[/quote]Honeric is too small for me, na your Bobo Ibo i wan deal with. We have a score to settle.

2buff:
OAM4j I'm not interested in your lepa girl don't worry.

We had a deal that she'd find me a thicker version of herself and she has defaulted on the deal.  
Her honor is been brought to question  

By the power confer on me, I cancel whatsoever deal that ever existed between you and BABE!. Now you may leave in peace.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=558833.msg8579792#msg8579792 date=1308893299]Me, I dont like apku. yuck.

I be correct lafun (white amala) babe.

I can see that you know a thing or 20 about amala. [/quote]lol   ara e o ya. I be correct pounded yam guy.

Whether you eat arpu or only cook akpu for your Bobo Ibo, fact remains your must develop big muscles.

Nigba ti e ba ko lati fe oko ni le, e wa ma mu amulu mala.  

2buff:
All I know is this BABE! rascal should deliver the thick girl she promised me  

And who you be sef? You no dey fear ni. Cant you see BABE!'s new location? Be warned!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=558833.msg8579760#msg8579760 date=1308892593]He's treating me Just fine. Wait till I turn him into a full fledged Yoruba boy.

BABE! hmm na so? One would think after me, you'd up your standard. Na my house girl you dey woo?[/quote]Full fledge Yoruba boy indeed, like it is possible for a leopard to change its skin; better watch all that akpu you dey eat before dem turm you to iya apati.

All that one you dey talk about my BABE! na itan (history), check out my BABE! now and check out the assets/Investments she controls, Walahi, aya e aja (you go fear).

honeric01:
And you're a turtle, yes a female turtle

I am the dangote and he's the molue

because i bi zampire, i hardly sleep, so what should we do about that?

me send love sms? lol, i only need to command her with just an eye contact and she's all mine

If i look like your 5 years old brother, then you must be 77

or diet?

@topic

she be like coalpot

Somebody dey deceive you. Abeg stop that pawpaw leaves and cheap drug wey you dey smoke.

If you be Dangote truck, then I be train

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=558833.msg8579750#msg8579750 date=1308892239]OAM4J def needs a shave[/quote]And dont tell me you have been dreaming of shaving me? If I do need a shave my BABE! will handle it.

How is Bobo Ibo Ezeuche you dump me for treating you? Am yet to forgive you for the heartbreak.

honeric01:
LWKMD, spambot ko, botspam ni hehehehehehehe

80 ko, 160 ni  

go and do this to the grannies  

^^^^^

Okay how can molue crush dangote truck?

i became a mod through this same means, now suck it up

I agree with Mukina say u also be spam bot winch, you no dey sleep ni? its past 6am for naija and u never sleep, wetin u dey do?

Leave my BABE! alone, she say she no do. na by force? She say she no want small boy like you wey no know how to treat a lady

All una sabi na to dey send love sms like say na dat babes go shop, while correct man like me go take my babe on trip round the world.

honeric01:
Lol, yes i am a case, now bounce

your mate dey sleep, you dey [b]oily [/b]for old papa like om4j

Now, how's it possible for a truck to crush another truck?

Who is old papa? am only 80 for crying out loud's sake. I still have another 70 years to go 

The person wey program you, no program you wella.

honeric01:
AHHHHHHHH i am scared!!! , whata rubbish , oya kneel down there, raise your eyes and close your hands

See this oko oloyun, your mate dey sell agbo jedi, you dey here dey chase underage, are you competing with yerima?

Jolosy spam bot

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=558833.msg8579704#msg8579704 date=1308890787]LMAO-----honeric01, you're a case! There's something wrong with you. You need to check yourself.

OAM4J I thought you banned this dude.? [/quote]Babe, you need to ignore honeric01, he is a spam bot. when you ban a spambot it unbans itself. Pls dont let it put virus in your sustem.

Seun will need a stronger anti spam software to deal with a spam bot like him.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=558833.msg8579604#msg8579604 date=1308886712]That's my second husband--my sweetheart.  [/quote]Yeah, i had to get rid of your 1st husband. Now am fully in charge.

I like your new location. Very true  

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=558833.msg8579610#msg8579610 date=1308887052]chei! you again? 

OAM4J pls ban this guy abeg. [/quote]Your wish is my command babe : Honeric01- you have been banned! you have now lost your posting privileges until further notice.

Thats my last wife, my olo

zombie living in zombieland

Thanks. Fixed

Mama gee!!!

treat them important.

kilo sele, kini mo se?

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Interesting!

hehehe I laff in lafiaji

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^^4years ke? Its vision 2020 nau. I should be be able to raise a powerful team of meaningful, intelligent and articulate political posters in the next one or 2 years who hopefully will come with realistic objectives/vision/goal/agenda/roadmap for my administration. Then i will spend some time again to look for another competent team that will implement those objectives. Give or take, in the next 6 to 7 years you should begin to see meaningful and obvious changes.

You people need to realize that government is a complex job and we can not afford to rush things. Slow and steady win the race. Relax all of you, we will get to the promised land. Let us just pray and fast more.

In a communiqué, the forum decried a situation where the race was completely schemed out of top political positions in the Jonathan administration urging the President to “remember that the race voted for him and not his party”. While reviewing the post election killings in some parts of the North, the forum warned that the killing of Yoruba anywhere in the country must stop.

This is annoying, very annoying. They voted for Jonathan and not PDP and expect PDP to zone a position to SW. What power does Jonathan has without PDP?

^^Of course it has be a sarcasm, how can i seriously expect a president to spend years drawing a roadmap.

Majority have spoken,whether rightly or wrongly, we all have to live with it. that is democracy. Time will tell if they voted right or wrong.