Getting her sm set of pants shouldn't b a problem anymore now that v known her choice of pant.

Nice decision there..

This na the kind ride wey dey clear shayo fr eye if ur ride dey behind cos u sef no go want know kind insurance policy wey the ride get.. Nigerians could b funny though.

Okoyeaniche:

You should no the meaning of succulent before commenting
Succulent means TENDER
All of you saying SIMI no get breast...Make Una gather here now ooo
My eyes want fall

it's because she is pregnant na..

Kenturkey048:
oya renounce as dem don thrash us.

the match weak me ooo.. Nigeria is full of surprises sha

Kenturkey048:
what if this game ends with draw...we get nothing to loose,,Madagascar needs the match more than us..and you expect us to thrash dem like dem no come to play nations cup tooo??

i go renounce my Nairaland membership if we no thrash den 4 nil.

The correct score is 4-0 in favour of Nigeria and a player is scoring 3goals..

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And I tell this guy make he no dey chop vegetable again..

He is claiming that NOBODY knows wizkid, no wonder he is a NOBODY!

What a perfect example!

Back to square 1-10

Madness at its peak..

Going to prison is now a destiny changer for Nigerians.. The hurdle there is for your lawyer to make your case gets to court,if you can cross this bridge,then, you are set for life, if otherwise, my Broda, you are dead for life!

I am sure I can't get a sound sleep In dt house..i will repeatedly keep having crazy nightmares like I fell off a cliff, like there is bulldozer await orders to demolish the house.. The list goes on, it is endless

MrDvc:
We are brothers of the same kind who live inside a box house,we always serve our purpose before we die and our mother is the cause of our death because she always gives us a kiss before we die.
What are will?

Winner of previous riddle on this thread.
calex9496

matches.. The match box is the mother while the match stick are the offsprings

Davido no dey brush? See him thick saliva..

He b like peacock.. Rubbish !

rottable:
This is really common in university. Well, I did my final project my self

hmmmm.. Mule !!!

Is this guy impotent He no fit tell me say he never straff all these bobRISKY years..

They shud av waited a week more so that they cud sell the baby for 1m

That mean you are having issues with your best man not her...

This is the most inspiring thread I hv read on Nairaland.. I won't hesitate to share this with my contacts on all social media platforms cos it cud change someone's impression about him/herself..

LiveByNight:
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who mess

MajorJeffery:
I haven't seen any lady in this skirt before so...

Abeg comot for dt village wey b na so so wrapper una dey wear..

Does bobrisky wear a pant or boxer.. Has anyone thought about this?

vanida6:
He come resemble fatty waps

oga na Fetty wap but burna no blind for one eye na.. Go do eye test abeg

Why Chelsea na?

From drinkwater to drinkbeer .. Keep it up bro

meobizy:
Lol, 13 Kobo.
At all at all naim bad pass so I can’t complain.
Oya, this is good news.
Nairalanders, post celebratory gifs.

na so my brother cos the 13kobo no be small money to some business men