₦airaland Forum

obstead200:
u sound happy with d developments.

While I don't doubt d positive financial impact of outsourcing on the bottom line of d private biz man, I want to point out dat it is d primary duty of d govt to provide an enabling economic environment for its citizens to Survive and thrive. So u shud not pray for mass sack especially in d civil service when govt has not provided an alternative investment and survival option

it only an advice for everybody that is working to look within because our dollar dependent economy is on the verge of collapse reasons free fall of the naira at the open market
what he is saying in essence is these ENTREPRENEUR OR BETTER PUT WORK FOR YOURSELF

acidtalk:
Go through my recent threads and post. I have said this will happen a while back.

However, THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. More than 4,000 Bank workers will be sacked especially in THREE main banks between now and April.

The sacking Tsunami will cut across the Oil and Gas, Banking, Insurance, Mutual Fund, Stock Broking, Healthcare, and Civil Servants.


When acidtalk speaks, you all should listen.

yes boss he who has ear let him hear for the graduate still job hunting my 100000 cowries advice is simple,
find a trade or handwork to learn in 4-5 months you would be grateful you did,
because you would use your contact and initiative to spice up or package that handwork I rest my case

scan through your estate, talk to people and identity just a need that has not been meet for the residents then you are good to go
my 100 cowries contribution

use your god given talent na white or blue collar job is not for everybody

kilode means what happening bro
bawoni means how are you thank me latter my 1000 cowries contribution

dechandel:
Congratulations!! God bless the new baby..
Now this is what guys should read and know that women are their source of existence and not source of their problems like they claim!!

sorry to disappoint you dear it's both
source of joy and problems
just depend on the side of the divide you stand
marry a bad wife you would forever be frustrated and joy would disappear from your life.
marry a good/godly wife kia your name change automatically to Ismaila because it's smile all the way.
but nneka "mother is supreme" a good mother ooooooo
op thank God "suwesu anuodo"
given birth is akin to struggle between life and death

Momcherry:
Congratulations!! God bless your new baby.
I guess the delivery was not in a Nigerian hospital cuz most hospitals here will not allow the man into d labour room like d hospital where I was delivered of my kids.


Mothers are mini gods. Labour pains no be 4 here o

they let if only you asked some hospital would even ask the husband if he would want to be there.
my sister's husband also with his wife anytime she is pregnant he believed they should both share the pain lolz

megafox:
Fellow Nairalanders, celebrate with my family and Join me Praise God as my wife Delivered successfully a bouncing baby Boy Today being Saturday.

It looks like a programmed birth, because our first was on Saturday 22nd, while the second is on Saturday 21st.

The GiST: i have always wanted to see my wife put to bed. Thank God i witnessed it today.

she had been in the labour room waiting for full *service* as they called it.

The moment I arrived, headed straight to the room, watched my wife screaming and traveling in pains. Seriously, I respect women.

Men, Respect your wife, biko.

At this point (still in pain), she remembered my first child, and asked me if he has eaten and well taken cared of?

The next, she screamed she wants to pee, they allowed her.

Later, she screamed she want to poo. Haha, which kin thing be this? I asked.

The midwife, just asked her to do it there. I never knew i could stand all my eyes saw... I looked at my wife standing between life and Death. Thank God she belong to the living.

The Delivery:
like hot water flowed,
Full service came on,
Push, Push, push....hold your legs, push... She was instructed to breath through her mouth like she is pumping tube.

The Nurse, assisted by placing hand on a section of her belle and pressed like a heavy weight lifter.

Instantly, my baby arrived.
Few seconds, the placenta was delivered.

Others na story for tomorrow:

abeg, pix is coming soon.
I'm still with her at the Hospital.

Fellow men, Have you ever witnessed your wife put to bed?

Why do women do abortion when their mother passed through the hell i saw today to deliver them?

I pray God to bless anyone still trusting God for baby...Receive it with safe delivery.

1000000000000000 crowd for you bro
#teamrealmen
would also like to witness such someday

mirexxx:
hello friends,

I know many people that have had great successes in history and around me that never went to school.
There are also many brilliant and educated unsuccessful people.
I think education only gives us respect but with talent and creativity sucess is assured.
I am not saying education is bad, but do we really need it to be successful in life ??

mirexx I go flog you oooo education does not really mean going to uni or primary sch it means knowing a lot of things to make you successful
education is the knowledge you applied
and knowledge is everything
my10000 cowries

sweetcocoa:
Fight ke, why would I want to do that?

don't you love him enough?
please fall in love for once so you know firsthand
happy Sunday

missjenna:
Yes it works for cheap and purposeless ladies
This stuff can't work on me. I am an independent and purpose driven woman. I ride the vehicle of my life. I can never take the back seat.

If I dont want to pick your call,I won't.
Nothing will make me

hmmm independent strange words no one is truly independent we need each other to get to el dorado
and while would you give your number when u knw u will not pick?

sweetcocoa:
Men love your wives and quit complaining and looking for reasons to justify your cheating, the servant of jah has spoken.

It's the women who allow these men trample on them that I blame.

and what would you do if your hubby cheat? Fight i guess
women noeadays go to marriage for the wrong reasons that why so many unfaithfulness
just pray jah leads us right

wish I was in your shoes bro I son marry be DAT if I see any woman that shows 70% love it = to marriage

Amechi all the way but wait if am going with you i need your wife and children to be at the front so i know we are all in it together.
hope you will do that for me that just what i need
opari
politician decieving ppl since the time of adam n eve

Visit the nearest mfm church and explain nightmare will disappear like fast food
prat pray pray for your family

KoloOyinbo:
Hi I am aware of the cowrie tradition from when I did consultancy in First Bank. Just thought the connection ironic.

If you are a chemical engineer then you should be enough of a scientist to realise that magic, juju etc are superstitious nonsense. If not then your appreciation of science is very limited indeed. My own formal training is primarily as a physicist so perhaps this is an example of the old Physicist/Chemist rivalry surfacing! At least its not as bad as the Physicist/Engineer rivalry (never the twain shall meet)!

As for that Jonathan or Buhari I know them (I have spent two weeks out of every four for the last five months in Lagos) but am unsure what they have to do with it. I would be very interested to know if they believe this rubbish of Magic and Juju as no one who is that crazy is fit to run a country. Perhaps they don't believe but cannot afford to admit it in case they lose votes from the more ignorant of their supporters.

None of this changes the fact that magic, curses and juju are non existent rubbish for children and simple minds.

so what would you say about secret society like rosicrucian order,o.o.o,igbe, reformed ogboni confraternity, aiye,eiye,vikings and the foreign ones like the church of satan, freemanson,skulls and bone,illuminaty,
are they jokers?
are they just playing there?
What about books like the six and seven book of moses,efficacy of psalms, just dont want to mention names and let the innocent dable and search for them online too dangerous
what technology did the children of babel used to build to reach heaven? As written in the bible
Or has scientist been able to explain how the pyramid of egypt was build? Logically and if yes why has no body build any such similar structure for ages?
Think about it
blessed be

KoloOyinbo:
Hi I am aware of the cowrie tradition from when I did consultancy in First Bank. Just thought the connection ironic.

If you are a chemical engineer then you should be enough of a scientist to realise that magic, juju etc are superstitious nonsense. If not then your appreciation of science is very limited indeed. My own formal training is primarily as a physicist so perhaps this is an example of the old Physicist/Chemist rivalry surfacing! At least its not as bad as the Physicist/Engineer rivalry (never the twain shall meet)!

As for that Jonathan or Buhari I know them (I have spent two weeks out of every four for the last five months in Lagos) but am unsure what they have to do with it. I would be very interested to know if they believe this rubbish of Magic and Juju as no one who is that crazy is fit to run a country. Perhaps they don't believe but cannot afford to admit it in case they lose votes from the more ignorant of their supporters.

None of this changes the fact that magic, curses and juju are non existent rubbish for children and simple minds.

i would pray for both of us that they shall not come near us by the name of the almighy
would advice you to at least listen to messages from d.k olukoya of mfm,readily available on utube
it might change your perception a bit
the power of evil resident power
your personal court of pharaoh
problem of spiritual geography
mysterious battles
the secret you need to know
Fyi am not an mfm member just love and try to abide by the teachings


blessed be

KoloOyinbo:
I don't think some MAGIC believing forest dweller is in any position to address me on Knowledge, Education, Literacy or indeed Research. Although a international consultant now, this is actually my second career. For the first 20 years I was a physicist so I understand research.

Now you are welcome to confine your 'research' to the magics and juju in your sambisa forest.

I am aware that cowries were one of the first West African currencies so it is quite ironic that you speak of them to illustrate how you are still living in the darkness and ignorance of the middle ages or earlier!

bro is liike you are nw on nl not your fault anyway
fyi am a great chemical engineer with international papers to prove wrote 3 while still in sch so for get what you are saying about research have been therew over and over...............
You should learn humor here on nl cowries is jst an exchange for "my two cent or my ten kobo advice
so u have seen ppl ask who is jonathan or buhari on nl
it just a play on words
like if i say who is jonathan where is stay here in france we do not know him it just pun play on words
u take things too personal read and learn
it a cracy word but me and you are definately not in a competition
my 1oooo cowries advice again

scam no coy collect money for employment runñnnnnnnnnnnnnn

KoloOyinbo:
All these nonsense things do not work and are not real.

Alchemy (at least as we understand it historically) was from Medieval Europe. Qabalah from middle eastern Hebrew. Have not though much about the geographical origin of astrology but the tarot is quite laughable so not even worth knowing about.

I'm not sure about the point here. I did refer earlier to stupid superstitions of non African origin as well as those of African origin. My own point is that the developed world (despite a MINORITY of uneducated and mental defectives) does not believe in these ideas any more. Africa should rely more on its educated citizens and less on the Babalwo and witch doctor. One will lead Africa forward to take its rightful place in the world while the other will try to drag it backwards to primitive ignorance and savagery (but will thankfully FAIL).

guess I have to throw sublime insult at you no hard feelings sha smh so because you don't believe in it therefore it does not exit? EMPEROR NEO I HAIL THEE
here in my kitchen in sambisa forest we call people like you
EDUCATED ILLITERATE
my 10000 cowries advice if you don't have information about something listen or read and learn or better still make research and you can go a little further by consulting people that are more know-led-able.

MymothersKeeper:
I hope he changes his idihot name when he's back. But he will be surprised that plenty wannabes have taken his spot. Obviously they are following him and his mother so witchcraft his real

OK oooo boom boom boom are you a practical brom sister?
just asking

KoloOyinbo:
Well I don't want to turn this into a debate on the difference between superstition (which I do NOT believe in) and Religion (I DO believe in God). Lets simply say that all this curse rubbish is nonsense for the uneducated and weak minded. It does NOT work on unbelievers, it does not work under testable laboratory conditions (like things that are true do) in fact it does NOT work at all!

Some people do their children a disservice by encouraging a belief in something that only belongs among primitive savages. How would or even could we trust someone so gullible that believes in this nonsense with any real responsibility?

.Tarot, Qabalah, Alchemy, Astrology are they from Africa bro magic exit since 1113bc

Tymax:
I still don't know why GT never blow. That guy get voice die.

FYI HE FOLLOWED HIS MUM ADVISE TO GO TO SCHOOL AND QUITE MUSIC FOR THE TIME BEEN
WRONG ADVICE WITH DUE RESPECT TO HER

KoloOyinbo:
Why is it only in the developing world where the standard of education and more importantly the provision of education for all is less than the developed world that such stupid belief in superstition like juju, magic and charms is so prevalent. Yes there is still a belief in this rubbish in the rest of the world but only among the lesser educated and mentally defective.

Of course such rubbish is nonsense! Unless the 'victim' is stupid enough to believe in it. That is why a superstitious fool will be affected by a 'curse' while the educated laugh it off! I have asked many of the idiots who post here to curse me but of course as an Oyinbo they are quite powerless against me.

If folks think I am being a little harsh on believers I do realise it is not fully their fault as they mostly have lacked the education to think properly and also are easily influenced by the less developed aspects of their culture. So I try not to be too 'down' on them (they have enough problems anyway) but really, respect must be earned. Would you give a job as an engineer, teacher, doctor or indeed any responsible position to anyone who believed in MAGIC??

so you don't believe in magic am laughing at you in French bro are you a xtian,Muslim or traditionalist all religion I repeat all religion have an element or reference to magic period

josnig1980:
sir juju is real. i can cast a spell too thanks

DAT great can you cast a spell on me to know what is going on in Jonas mind or to know what is happening to barrak Obama administration
or the simplest spell is this give me ten sure games for 1960bet am don't know how to play it but will start today
oya spell time and also use your spell to tell me the name of my great grand grand father mother because I want to fill my form4

jerrymej:
I don't believe in superstition!
I only believed that what ever happens in this life has been set exact right from day one.

think again bro the spiritual control the physical 100% efficiency
my 10000 cowries contribution

adeekiti:
yes all power belong to God, touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm.. He has promised us, it's well bro

laughing at you in French
bro even Satan goes to present himself before the lord when good people also went to present themselves
evil and good, cursing and blessing are always side by side
Joshua in the Bible made it clear chosen this day who you shall serve
also moses in the Bible
in the Holy Quran prophet musa also said something about blessing and cursing but all in all they are depending on your action or inactions
my 10000 cowries contribution

donigspain:
Check the lives of these personalities and you will believe witchcraft is real:
- Tunde Ednut
- GT De Guiter Man
- Black Face
- Shina Rambo

and what about them? pls explain because till tomorrow I still love black face like die.
am even looking for THE TRIBUNAL ALBUM TO BUY
which featured blackface, Ra's Mike, rocksteady, and mallam spicy

Why not earn money the lazy mans way buy nigerian treasury bill for 91 days and get up to 13% interest in 3month doing nothing interest is paid upfront you can search for a thread on nl treasury bills by feelamong
my 1ooooo cowries contribution

ThaiAlNigeria:
Greetings Nairalanders

I was wondering if anybody knows a good (branded/reputed) big company truck repair/mechanic company that services/repairs trucks in Lagos?

I would appreciate any assistance you could offer.

My humblest regards,

Your friend

try mack sales station along oshodi express way around ijesha or there about bus stop but it's along oshodi express way
my 10000 cowries contribution

negrito:
you're in a social media and you're very free to say what you want. That still doesn't change my mind about Nigerian girls

did I wrote any venomous statements?
if not for the fact it a social media I might, bro don't you have sisters?
because I find it hard to accept that your generalized statement.
don't make generalized statement next time that my only grouse with your write up
there are only two kind of people on earth
THE GOOD AND THE BAD NO in between
My 10000 cowries advice

negrito:
A friend of mine whom we both Schooled together in Canada came around recently. He hasn't been to Nigeria for like 8years but decided to come back due to family pressure and reasons best known to him. He was so freaked about Nigerian girls and he said he would love to date one of them and even marry one of them. I laughed cos I knew he was going on a wild goose chase and I was about to let that happen. I asked him what type of woman he was looking for and he mentioned the qualities. I laughed even louder than before cos I know no Nigerian girl possess such qualities. The worse thing that could ever happen to anyone is dating or marrying a Nigerian girl. I told him they're ex and potential prostitutes, hungry, cheap, dirty, mannerless, shameless and future home breakers. A Nigerian girl is only interested in your pocket and not your heart. They ask you for stuffs they can't ask their parents. A relationship in Nigeria is a job and a financial bail-out from poverty. I told him to try and talk to like 10 random girls to see if any of them is different. I told him to try and act broke to see if any will even given him a listening ear. When he did none and I mean absolutely none even answered him. They were like he can't take of them. One of them even went as far saying that his mates are driving cars while he's here chasing girls with no money in his pocket and speaking with a fake accent (he probably couldn't hide his Canadian accent). After the insults and scorn he received from these girls,he now believes me that nothing good can come out of a Nigerian girl. I told him to date a Canadian instead. I told him if he's looking for true love he should seek it outside the shores of Nigeria. True love cannot be found in Nigeria. These girls want to reap from where they didn't sow.

I doubt if you have even traveled to Togo because if you had really been to Canada you would agree that divorce rate there is 75% of all marriages that said.
your generalized statement that all Nigeria girls cannot show unconditionally love is false.
how could you generalized?
how many Nigerian girls have you meet in. your lifetime.
smh for you bro grow up
was your mum not a Nigerian when he married your dad?
#proudly African