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BornnAgainChild:
I soak and cover me and my family and every other person that reads this iya orisa ish with the blood of jesus..period!!!

if you cover your Family and other person with this blood will it not finish
or you will also used the blood of God?
when it finishes?

SirJeffry:
I read your story and was disappointed in you but when I read up to the last paragraph where you mentioned YOUR WIFE, I started crying for you. Your innocent wife will probably be wondering why her prayers are hindered not knowing you are the obstacle to her success.

You are committing adultery back to back and pretty soon, you will fail the 11th commandment which will bring damnation to your life.

Real men keep to their wives bro, resist the devil now before it's late.

11th commandment!!!! opening my kjv bible only 10 commandments,
bro lie small small na
op r u my linus,lia muhammed or lion.

what is a bitch? i only know of queens and princess

[quote author=mattydear post=44299256]You a man saying this?....wow. wow. Thumbs up. Are u a Nigerian man?. Cos I bet lots of nigerian men are dressed in ego and pride that prevents them from doing this.[/quote
the last tym i checked i was 9ja but nw eeeee i no just fit answer your?
apc chain ti take over
hope u r not one of the zombies

KingCheezyPuff:
Laws a massy!!!
Do ya'll see the dudes on here that don't want this translated so this cheating man can go on so as not ta break up the marriage
It's broke now!!!! He a cheater!!!

serve eleyi ti sunu,si ben por, kafara anya








to whom brain is given sence is expected.

Dblpleasure:
Lol , every day I get scammer messages, i know the game. I am not uneducated, i have spent considerable amount of of time in nigeria, and yes even in the villages.

take a chill pill if it coming from his mother,sister or friend it a way of praise singing hi.m to do something for them
you could be wrong yoruba people know how to praise-sing someone for favour.

PresVA:
Op, you may have to find out if he's having any challenges which you ain't aware of. .. If no challenges, then maybe he isn't into you and probably got married out of pressure from parents. ..
Continue to initiate conversations, maybe suggest you go out together, play games, see movies together et al..anything that will help you two bond... I believe gradually, he'll come around. .


Ps: His attitude isn't normal, a newly wedded couple should still be all lovey-dovey biko and not this boring; nothing like giving space biko... .. I hope you achieve better results. ...All the best. .

x240 just gave the bitter pill
madam its about the benjamine nothing more nothing less,the man should just open up to his wife.

Charmerbeautylooks:
Linda should tender d prove ownership of her banana Island mansion. Hers is on hire also!

my dear when dansuki give u money u can buy a country like chad,niger,and still have balance talkless of plantain island lol

Rukkydelta:
Seconded ....love is just a fallacy

pray u find unconditional love ,.

herbie27:
#Evenif the wife is miss world the husband will still cheat once he lay eyes on another beauty.

SOME NOT ALL

Google is your friend, also if you are in Lagos visit the punch newspaper office their library is second to none, head straight to the education unit, you will at least get a year analysis and used in vis-à-vis for your research.

NIA,DSS AND SSS DRAW MOST OF THIER PERSONNEL FROM INTELLIGENCE ORG. LIKE THE POLICE SARS,BODER PATROL UNIT,AND FRAUD UNIT
ARMY FROM SIGNAL, MP,AMORY'S,
RECRUITMENTS IS NEVER THROUGH OPEN CALL FOR THE GENERAL PUBLIC
EVEN DSS AND SSS PERSONAL RECRUITED VIA PUBLIC CALLS ARE ALWAYS USED AS FIELD OFFICERS TO ''DIE FOR THE COUNTRY''(PATRIOT)
THE REAL MEN ARE THOSE RECRUITED FROM SISTERS ORG. LIKE SARS,ARMY,AIRFORCE.

Ighoga898:
I hope it does.. but u should know dat masturbation addiction is stronger Dan cocaine addiction

have you seen cocaine never compare any addiction like cocaine it comparable to none.

enoqueen:
Let him go.

If there is anyway u can take revenge on him by disclosing what he had said about people, expose him.

Marriage has taught me not to ever trust my husband with words.

pls trust him never hold back love and trust.

DanceVille:
Even the best Criminal Lawyer In Arizona can't stop these girls self!.

1.Snatching A Friend Or Relation's Man:
All is fair in love and war! Rumour has it that women have resorted to locking their phones, hiding their men and coding their gist from so called friends cos it's a Jungle out there ....

2. Prayer And Fasting To Dieties/god:
This would presumably be an honourable means of obtaining a husband but sometimes, the prayers are offered up to deities other than God and other times it becomes a song permanently on repeat...

3.Taking Of His Photograph:
Taking his photograph to 'Cele Church' for a Prophetess to pray over or a powerful 'Alfa'.Heard it works like a charm...

4.Taking His Sperm, Hair, Etc:
Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba.
Guys disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad idea...

5.Putting Love Portion In His Food!:
This is classic and timeless but shouldn't it be called a 'Compelling" portion? Because in this case, Love na by Force!...

6.Proposing To A Guy!:
Yes it does happen......(Who wears the engagement ring?)..

7.Becoming A Worker In Church!:
Rumour has it that men go to church to marry, the same rumour also reveals that 'Greeters', 'Ushers' and 'Lead Soloists' have the best exposure....Praise the Lord Somebody!...

8.Revamping Yourself:
Change your ward-drobe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload of Brazillian hair, study the Karma-Sutra, do a Vaginoplasty and change the age on your birth-certificate to read 22.
A compulsory gym membership and 'body magic' also indicated..

9.Trapping Him With Pregnancy:
This used to be the Old school method of getting a man to propose.From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she was ovulating.Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support.Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving the parents and you know parents don't like scandals.

10.Giving Him Unlimited Freedom:
As long as he proposes. "Tell me I'm number one baby, tell me I'm the future mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi or Nneka!" Women used to wanna be the one and only in their man's life, now being the number one is good enough ......
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Some Ladies will actually deny this....Hmm! Let's see!..
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DanceVille

Let the Forming, Bashing and Comments Proceed..

why not give the author his dues?? plagiarism clue from punch

asha80:
you mean things like this http://allafrica.com/stories/200812190067.html

believe sylva @ your own peril but getting a job in bayelsa has different stages work n balance buy slot/community slots ghost worker

tobimillar:
After spending one year in Otuasega, ogbia in 2011, and touring communities like angiama, azuzuama, opuama etc in southern Ijaw, and spending a few weeks at ekeremor, as a youth corp member then, I feel deeply sorry for the people of Bayelsa state. I wish they can have back the days of Alamco, the only politician who carried the people along. Forget party, timinipere sylva was terrible, very terrible, dickson is no better. Bayelsa state is the smallest state in SS, one would have expected massive development and prompt payment of salaries of workers and pensioners BUT....? Izonowei, what is the fate of that airport close to ODI?

scrapped and moved to a community between amassoma,ogobiri and tombia village it's about 80% completed
izonowei your ranting is too much as someone rightly said most Bayelsans prefer collecting salaries for work not done,they have enough ghost worker than any state in the federation, as I write this piece am in bayelsa so I know much about the state that said
but it not an excuse for Dickson not to have paid salaries, as at today verification of all staffs of govt. institutions is ongoing because probably he is trying to reduce ghost workers
most bayelsa youth are lazy but they like enjoyment (weed,cocaine, rum,women)
bayelsans should see this as a clarion call to start a business because most of the businesses are owned by stranger
ha izon ha izon

thotianna:
I have no one else to talk to in the compound, if I avoid her I will just be by myself.
Alone.
Thanks for trying to help though.

good been alone than in bad company!!!!!

Onegai:
Dude, you sound so.....gosh, what's the word...selfish. Yes. Selfish.

Plus you're most going to throw your marriage, peace of mind and happiness away, hurt your child irrevocably, scare your wife away in the near future. All the best, there are a lot of unhappy divorced naija man out there (i used to think they were all balling but strangely they all hate being single).

Seriously.

You didn't bother communicating with her, most likely didn't put any effort into romancing your woman, you're now sulking mentally and decided the best way to "punish" her is by cheating?

She doesn't want to sleep with you because she already is taking care of one small baby, she didn't realise she married another immature baby.

So something has cropped up in your marriage and instead of you to look for a good way to fix it, make your union strong, make society be impressed by your principled stand to keep to your vows and earn your wife's love and loyalty forever, you wrote this??

Mstchewwww.

You better go and get someone to come and carry that baby for a few hours. Then take your wife to a guesthouse and let her sleep for a bit, get your lust satisfied and THEN speak up about how you understand it's exhausting being a new mum and you're here for her but you didn't like being ignored whilst she lost herself in her role because you need her too and will always be willing to support and carry your weight around the house.

Or you can do whatever you want...

100000000kisses 100000000000 like
you just spoke the truth
men support thy wife with all thy heart with all thy might
in fact become a woman rapper when she has issues to deal with especially a baby.

thotianna:
This lady has the worst body odour.

No joke.

She is always paying me visits because according to her, she doesn't like being alone because it makes her depressed but she stinks
Her hair always smells damp and musty because she uses weave on and doesn't cover it when bathing.
The last time she took the weave on out in my presence the thing stunk so bad and she had so much dandruff on her head

Anytime she comes into my room the whole place starts to stink and the worst part is that the smell remains there even after she leaves. She placed my pillow under her armpit once when she visited and I swear to God I couldn't use that pillow without washing it because of how badly it smelled.

I don't know how to bring up the issue of hygiene with her because she is an extremely sensitive person and I have thought about buying her deoderant/perfume for her birthday cos I know she doesn't use any. The only problem is that her birthday is still far. Its in June. And I don't know if I can bear the smell till that time.

The other day she came to watch a movie in my house and I just couldn't concentrate on the film because I was struggling to breathe.
Jesus, it was terrible.

I have thought about sending her an anonymous text message advicing her to buy a good deoderant but she might trace the text back to me.

She is out of town for a while and I can actually breathe freely and enjoy clean air but she will return back in about a week and I am dreading her return.

Help me, how do I handle this problem without causing malice between me and her?

your idea of an anonymous text .msg is cool as long as it's not tracked back to you,
don't have to wait for her birthday before buying your friend a gift,once she is in town give her whatsoever you feel would be OK for her hygiene, she would subtly get the message.

pinkiberry:
that's what women go tru. may she rest in peace. may my own husband locate me o b4 I go hang

don't hang yaself oooo, think about your mum,dad,sis, and your education the stress you passed through to get here,
31 is too early to give up I prefer them 31-35 so some guys are still out there who prefer them 30+.

Vinshu:
That's nonsense.

Your wife can maintain her figure 8 after child birth. Look at those Hollywood celebrities. Many are mothers of 3, 4 kids.. yet they are even sexier. Aren't they human beings? So your post is flawed.

Beauty doesn't fade! There are women at 45 that are so sexy and pretty. You guys should hit the gym and beauty salon please

Your post is directed at women who do nothing to keep fit.

beauty is vain but a woman that fear the lord is ...................

hifaif1:
I love Nomoreloss's Kilode and Ololufe. But no one should think anyone would see him in the same class as Bob Marley. Even Tuface cannot compare himself with Bob Marley yet.

''but no one'' TO EACH MAN HIS OWN EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO HIS OWN OPINION ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT ANY BODY OR ANYTHING.

then I should probably call myself the man with nine lives survived boko boys in the north lost 6 friends redeployed to Benue anyiin gov. Gabriel suswan's village got bitten by snakes thrice which I survived miraculously,
most importantly a FRIEND took a bullet in my stead (R.I.P THOMAS BENDEL) WAY BACK IN SECONDARY SCHOOL.
the only true friend I have ever had,

miracleanyigbo:
please who can remember this song jesu mi ooooh by song group of guyz am trying to remember their names , dey sang that sing with little kids on white outfit all custom on the video

SIX TEAM FIVE GUYS PLUS GOD
THAT WHAT THEY SAY OOOO

INTROVERT:
Can God change some animals called men >:

some MEN HMMMMM

Marxxx:
wow, dude you need to think carefully about what you wish for. She takes care of you while dating doesn't mean it will be so while married. I won't approve of a man dating or getting married to an older lady. Unless she is the one marrying you. Well it's choice. But ensure you work well make a reasonable amount of money and then see if you still have the urge of an older lady. Most people (especially africans) marry older ladies because of financial benefits don't follow that path.

did I hear you say financial benefits!!!!!!!! no bro I gat my hustle Right am not depending on any woman for financial benefit that how my brain is wired
dating an older lady is rewarding if and only if you both show each other MUTUAL RESPECT she will NOT disrespect you if you don't deserved to be disrespected..

Marxxx:
You want a lady older than you? Are you for real? I hope it is not what am thinking...pls elaborate/elucidate on the older lady part.

nope it not sugar mummy or such stuff have always dated ladies that are older than me probably because am a lucky guy lolz
they are very understanding and wouldn't cheat easily unlike younger ladies (specially those from the South South lord forgive me)
you just have to respect them and treat them like Queen that they are,
bro when I mean older ladies I mean babes that are older than me but have the stature and brain of Leonard de Capiro



beauty is vain, but a woman that fears the lord is .................

not mentally prepared to live in the same house with a wom an(my second mother, my princess, my bedmate,my soul mate)
don't want to end up being a divorce most ladies nowadays don't know what they want
my spec are as follows
100% FIDELITY
older than me plus 30-32

should not wear earnings or attachment whatsoever

UNTIL I MEET HER I WOULD ENJOY BEEN SINGLE
BLESSED BE

xtervaganza:
and these are what your dead brain think were hit tracks?

Listen boy, 1st I'm probably older than you, 2, the 1st time I heard about him was in ehen by ruggedman 3, no sane person would call no more loss a legendary or great artiste, he's just there like average. Even in his prime he was never considered a big star



So shut up. Before you throw insults think

oga Solomon is legendary see his mates in the game
ojb,el dee ,rugged man,show,6'is, try be men

ask. jawon who is nomoreloss he would probably compare him with Bob Marley lolz
nomoreloss was like a big brother to most artists who had issues with their record labels,
akoka top son r.I.p

according to my last discussion with HRH NENGI SASH SHOGO THE AMANANAOWEI OF AMASSOMA HIS BURIAL WILL NOT BE ON THE 26TH I WILL BE ON THE MONTH OF APRIL






BLESSED BE
R.I.P RETURN IF POSSIBLE
OLOTU OF OLUTU
GOVERNOR GENERAL OF THE IJAW NATION
OKOLOBAFIA EEEEEEEE