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Jokes EtcRe: Funny Annoying Things Old People Do (pictures) by obiak4(m): 11:33pm On Jul 18, 2016
A 30-year-old man visited his old father who could no longer see very well. As both of them sat in front of his house chatting, a dove flew in and perched on the window. The old man asked his son, "Is that a dove that perched on the window?". The son replied, "Yes dad". After a short while, he asked the son the same question a second time and got the same answer. When he asked the same question the third time, his son became angry and rebuked him saying, "This is why I hate visiting you, you keep repeating questions!" The old man was silent for about 10 minutes, and then he asked the son to go into his bedroom and fetch his old diary. The son did as he requested. Then he asked him to read page 2 of the diary. The words read: "My son is 3 years old today. As we sat in front of the house playing, a dove flew in and perched on the window. My son asked me 30 times if it was a dove. I gladly replied "yes" to each question. I cannot explain in words how happy I am that my son has learned to talk. What a wonderful day to remember!" The young man dropped the diary on the ground, then he cried and apologised to his father. The old man spoke again, "Enough son, one mistake cannot make you less a man, but repeating the same mistake over and over again can kill any man. I've chosen today to teach you the final lesson before I depart this world. The lesson for today is PATIENCE . Always be kind and considerate to the less privileged, this is how you'll stand out in everything. Be nice to everyone on your way up, you'll definitely meet them again not just on your way down, but somewhere, life is often a repeat episode. Play your cards the way, you will love it played to you. The moral of my story is FEAR GOD AND RESPECT YOUR GRANPA
EducationRe: Students Of College Of Education, Katsina-ala Protest Over Fees Increment (pics) by obiak4(m): 10:21pm On Jul 18, 2016
Quakertellicus1:
Back in 2013...Nyesom Wike, then the Minister of State for education and Poly lecturers hammered out an agreement for increased salaries and funding for polys and colleges of education.

The government of the day told them that there was no money for extra funding.

What we see now is the result of that tale (And ,no, no blaming GEJ ....so sorry wailers).

Polys and COE like their University counterparts are in need of heavy funding. And that might reach trillions of naira.

So...it is either government increases taxes, or increases fees. We have no choice. Unless anyone here has N3 trillion in their bank account and wants to help us poor people out....

Sorry students....but the fees have to go up....or you will end up with qualifications you cannot defend.
Your analysis get kleg ooo
PoliticsRe: Charging Of Phones Infront Of My Office In Badagry This Morning by obiak4(m): 9:59pm On Jul 18, 2016
missuniverse:
this one is small
come to choba........some things are better left unsaid
Picture of the charger and phone or idonbelieve
PoliticsRe: South-south, South-east Lawmakers Oppose Grazing Bill -Channels TV by obiak4(m): 12:12pm On Jul 17, 2016
BetaThings:
Which Land Use Act do you speak of?
The one of 1978 signed by Obasanjo?
The one under which the state governors have been signing Cs of O?
Or are the Cs of O in your state signed by FG?



So did you draw the attention of Obasanjo and Jonathan to the interview when they were president?
Is Buhari working with the legislature
You guys just want to use propaganda to ensure that nothing is done by this government
By the way, I hope you read that an Enugu Monarch collects money from the herdsmen to enable them graze
Meaning the monarchs, not the FG, are giving grazing rights
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/-enugu-traditional-rulers-collect-grazing-money-from-herdsmen/155017.html



Sir, you and alarmist/propagandist, nothing less
To each man his own this is a public forum and you are free to have a DIFFERENT opinion
1 please try to get a copy of the bill and read
2, the traditional ruler collecting money from the fulani meaning they should also kill the land owners?
3, propagager you say APC USING PROPAGANDA SINCE THE TIME OF METUSELA
4 ONE YEAR PLUS please point to any people oriented program that has been implemented, that is PROPAGANDA
Abeg leave trash for lawma
PoliticsRe: South-south, South-east Lawmakers Oppose Grazing Bill -Channels TV by obiak4(m): 11:52am On Jul 17, 2016
sylve11:
if this is true, then we are in for a bigger mexx. cool
Not if its true its the TRUTH
PoliticsRe: South-south, South-east Lawmakers Oppose Grazing Bill -Channels TV by obiak4(m): 11:49am On Jul 17, 2016
Kay17:
1. Who will own the land? the Fulani or the government?

2. What alternatives do you propose?
According to the land use act which was never amended fg own all land in Nigeria
1. The govt, have indirectly Take your land and give it to the fulani

2, it should be stopped by all nigerians who have the interest of nigeria at heart

Am not an alarmist but nigerians should GOOGLE the interview granted to the sultana of sokoto the late Amhadu bello also there is a VIDEO of the interview on youtube

Buhari is trying to inplement that agenda nothing more nothing less
PoliticsRe: South-south, South-east Lawmakers Oppose Grazing Bill -Channels TV by obiak4(m): 10:13am On Jul 17, 2016
Let me give a preview of the bill for people who dont understand or have an idea

The Bill creates a council to be chaired by a Chairman to
be appointed by the president.
The council shall have the power to take your land
anywhere the land is located in the country and then pay
you compensation.
Your land, when taken, shall be assigned to herdsmen
who shall use your land for grazing purposes. They shall
bring cows to the land and you shall lose the land
permanently to those Fulani cattlemen.
If you feel that the council was not right to take your
land, you can go to court but before you go to court,
you must first of all notify the federal attorney general of
your intention to sue the council. Apart from notifying,
you must get the consent and authority of the Federal
Attorney General before you can sue.
So that means that if the Attorney General refuses to
give his consent to the suit, you have lost your land
forever to the herdsmen.
And this law, when passed, shall apply to the whole
country so it means that your land in the village or
anywhere is not safe.
The National Grazing Reserve Council would have the
power to take away your land from you anytime they
want and pay you whatever they want as compensation
(even when you don't want to sell, and remember that
for you to get compensation, you must have documents
showing or proving ownership).
So I think that we all in the South West, South South and
South East must rise up and reject this Bill. We must do
all things to force our national Assembly members from
passing that bill into law.
That bill is a deliberate attempt to take our lands and
hand the land over to the Fulani cattlemen since it is
only the fulanis that rear cattle in Nigeria.
That law, when passed, shall fulfil the directive of
Uthman Dan Fodio and other northern leaders to take
over other parts of Nigeria.
I implore you to use all available means to implore your
senator and Rep not to pass that law.
That law will destroy Nigeria.
All over the world, ranches are established and used to
rear cattle. The farmers buy land and put there cattle
there. There is no country where the land of the citizens
are compulsorily acquired and given to others.
This is evil, and designed to favour the Fulanis where the
president comes from.
We must resist the passage of that bill into law to save
Nigeria, and to protect our future generations -
Please share this with any Nigerian you know. Save our
children's future. Nigeria belong to all of us not to only
certian people. Pray for Nigeria.
And people still want it passed smh for nigerians
PoliticsRe: A Man Who Celebrated N1Billion In Bayelsa Is Poor Now by obiak4(m): 7:59am On Jul 17, 2016
Mushy2015:
Massive looting of shared fund of the masses is not a guarantee to evergreen riches, this is evidence in the man who celebrated 1billion naira during the reign of late Alamesiegha a.k.a ALAMCO.
I was a batch A corper between 2004/2005, leaving with my uncle in Kpansia area of Yenagoa, Bayelsa State. He told me to dress up for a club, that a cousin of the the governor is celebrating 1billion. I was confused initially, but my brother, it was a reality when I got there and saw some of our hot corper babes in club arena, behold! The celebration was that the guy had hit is first 1billion naira.
Those who are familiar with Bayelsa State know who slapped GEJ when he was the deputy governor, who later ran to S.A when ALAMCO was impeached.
Recently, I escorted a friend to his house in Amassoma close to NDU (NigerDelta University), take it or leave, the guy is broke. When I got to Yenagoa and was trying to talk about it with my uncle's friends in where we're relaxing, a guy just asked me to forget the talk, saying he quite recently borrowed 10k to fuel his car.

Marvellous! Marvellous!!, what exactly is the value of 1billion in 2004 and how did he spend the money?
Mr man stop decieving the gullible public the said person Abel oporomowei is not broke and can never be broke probably you are just a hater
Even his first son dibamu oporomowei aka dbang drive a 2015 limited edition toyota prado
Abel oporomowei was the chief of staff during alamco tenure as governor enviroment chairman during preye silva tenure
Even his son has a contract with ndu and among the contractors he is the fastest presently So OP Abeg FIND another gist abeg
RomanceRe: When Your Girlfriend Likes Indomie So Much (picture) by obiak4(m): 7:39pm On Jul 16, 2016
Trudiee:
i laugh grin
i laugh
I'm sure i sabi cook more than u oo
For your dream abihuh Me wey dey intimidate my sisters with my cooking skills To cook no be indomie ooooo Can you cook banga soup that the simplest of them ooo Abeg no let me talk ooo
RomanceRe: When Your Girlfriend Likes Indomie So Much (picture) by obiak4(m): 5:10pm On Jul 16, 2016
Trudiee:
laf wan kil me. the cake is beautiful tho.. so artistic.. gosh, perfect.
shey u no wan leave me n my indomie
Go Learn how to cook pounded yam and eforiro
CrimeRe: My Experience With A LASTMA Officer Today by obiak4(m): 4:00pm On Jul 16, 2016
ournaijablog:
And your name is Liability, who needs load? undecided
Ournaijablog can't stop laughing oooo liability u really need load
OP if you are a brother i suggest you go get a hd spy pen less than 7k would save yourself from been surmarily expected by our law breakers

Any policeman that is tired of his job and cross my path na INTERNET him go See himself i don't joke with my spy pen and watch when on the go i just on The speaker and you fool yourself without.......................
CrimeRe: My Experience With A LASTMA Officer Today by obiak4(m): 3:54pm On Jul 16, 2016
ournaijablog:
And your name is Liability, who needs load? undecided
Ournaijablog can't stop laughing oooo liability u really need load
OP if you are a blogger
RomanceRe: When Your Girlfriend Likes Indomie So Much (picture) by obiak4(m): 2:25pm On Jul 16, 2016
Come quickly and See ooo Trudiee when is your bday
LiteratureRe: Nairalanders, How Many Of You Remember These Timeless African Classics? by obiak4(m): 9:35am On Jul 16, 2016
Most Of Those Books can be brought in lagos Yes lagos CMS bookshop hope it still in dey there or under CMS bridge hope Minister of darkness did not kia that PLACE oooo before living office na joke ooo am not A politician oo
But truly u can get most of the books hard copy there anybook wey no dey there no dey in print again collections of old books can always be found there

Thats where we use to teach our lectural smartness when they decide to use old school textbook we to decide to go to CMS to scout and trust me we obviously did't fail to impress them
LiteratureRe: Nairalanders, How Many Of You Remember These Timeless African Classics? by obiak4(m): 9:18am On Jul 16, 2016
tabontabon:
Madam U NKo, How Old Are You (while Reading Your Recollection Of Most Of The Titles, The First Thought That Came To My Mind Was This Lady Is Old Skool Lapel. Early '70 Model)?
No Insult Meant Pls, I Just Appreciate Taking Us Down Memory Lane!

I Can Boldly Say Anyone Who Had Read Most Of Those Books Cannot Be Less Than 35yrs Of Age.
Wrong Brov am 20++ and have read some of the books but i dey go 30 sha
PoliticsRe: Malika Haqq And Ajimobi's Photo Got People Talking by obiak4(m): 9:08am On Jul 16, 2016
DropShot:
Aregbesola is a product of Tinubu and he has proved to be very competent. Forget negative media reportage about him.

Amosun is above average.

Fayemi didn't fail in Ekiti, just that the state preferred stomach infrastructure to real governance.

Ajimobi is about the only disaster of all of them.
Ogbeni only performed as work Minister under thief ohh chief Tinubu's after that EPIC FAILURE WHAT MEDIA REPORTAGE ARE THEY LIES?
EducationRe: The Cry Of A 2.2 Graduate... by obiak4(m): 7:55am On Jul 16, 2016
johnwizey:
When i read about Zahra Buhari failing her exams last year and had to re-sit this year before finally passing, i see some folks abusing her, calling her dullard lyk his father. To those folks, dis post is for you. Failing doesn't really means one is dull or unserious, so many factors comes to play.
Well said but i can't imagine been in zahra shoe and failing any exam oooo(not about influencing the result ooo)
When i can get the best of teachers best study materials, no worries about light to jack, fuel now na #200+,food i have plenty Choice to choose from, and this are factors that affect the common. Man who is trying to make Something of our sour education.
So what excuse for her Failure if not like father like.............
LiteratureRe: Nairalanders, How Many Of You Remember These Timeless African Classics? by obiak4(m): 7:00am On Jul 16, 2016
jaylicioussss:
I have read most of the books listed. I used to borrow from my friends in Literature class then. Kai Literature sweet die. I must really commend writers like Cyprain Ekwensi, who writes about people and things that are outside their region. He did a great work writing Mallam ilia and an African night entertainment. Most writers would often stick to their own region. Its not bad though
Then it was still one nigeria any nigeria was free to live any where he choose a case in view was jos, populated by xtians and minority tribes but now things fall apart
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LiteratureRe: Nairalanders, How Many Of You Remember These Timeless African Classics? by obiak4(m): 6:46am On Jul 16, 2016
Proffdada:
for years I've been scraping online into deep web , all proved futile
Prof sef dey enter DEEP web isiright carry on make sure you have a good vpn and tor brower ooo
Cos your sim fit spoil oo
RomanceRe: Don't Believe Most Of The Rumours U Hear Here by obiak4(m): 5:46pm On Jul 15, 2016
If by rumour you are by chance refering to kingvahala link with the vikings (greenlander/icelander) Brov it not a rumour
Have been an anticult for many years and when i See the lingo signs and emblem of the norseman i know for sure
Am not voting for anybody dat one no consine me just here to set the record straight
Blessed be
RomanceRe: My Story. Ladies Pls Be Patient And Read by obiak4(m): 3:30pm On Jul 15, 2016
Trudiee:
lol, i didn't buy it. cooked it. but ure a long throat.. can only advice u not to eat ur phone
. So if them say who sabi cook you go come out abihuh?
Cooking skill boil water and prepare idomine any other skill grin
Trudiee:
lol, i didn't buy it. cooked it. but ure a long throat.. can only advice u not to eat ur phone
. So if them say who sabi cook you go come out abihuh?
Cooking skill boil water and prepare idomine any other skill
FamilyRe: I Am Scared, My Fiancee And Her Mum Treats Her Father Like A Houseboy by obiak4(m): 3:18pm On Jul 15, 2016
OgahCHARLES:
YOURE SMART!!!
I use to be smart ooo now i no smart again everything don CHANGE
RomanceRe: My Story. Ladies Pls Be Patient And Read by obiak4(m): 3:16pm On Jul 15, 2016
Trudiee:
lolzz.. u funny tho
No am not ooo how much for that idomine N egg watering throat
Christianity EtcRe: There Is Nothing Supernatural/spiritual In This World by obiak4(m): 3:03pm On Jul 15, 2016
Lilbrown007:
Is Ironic How The Same Bible U Christian Use Is The Same The Church Of Satan Use Also
Who Says am a christianhuh??
Prefer ifa, odinala, odinala, amadioha not some foreigners religion
RomanceRe: My Story. Ladies Pls Be Patient And Read by obiak4(m): 2:38pm On Jul 15, 2016
Trudiee:
it has everything to do with it oh, they decided to live for better for worse buh that has got to be enjoyed, not endured.

i hav friends who didn't go to school, but when u spend time with them, its hard to tell cuz they re 'enlightened'. big difference. they are actually civilized n part of modernization.

u can't be talkin A n ur illiterate wife is talkin B. if the guy in question was actually enlightened n she z cool with it, its her life n her choice.. shikena
When your granpa married your granma did they attend oxford
Education here is overated sikena your profile picture thou Says it all idomine generation lol
Christianity EtcRe: There Is Nothing Supernatural/spiritual In This World by obiak4(m): 10:54am On Jul 15, 2016
The fool say in his heart there is no devil.......... Satanic bible T he fools say in his heart there is no God the bible Choice that is what make us humans choose wisely
ProgrammingRe: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by obiak4(m): 10:30am On Jul 15, 2016
What are this guys saying some script kiddy don't even know how to code but they are our worst nightmare
Learn learn learn fast
FamilyRe: Raped And Dejected,left With My Unforgettable Scar,a Child,my Son by obiak4(m): 10:12am On Jul 15, 2016
LivinaPatrick:
U said u noticed u were pregnant after 5 months,hw can dt be possible,since u ve a situation of rape,u didn't panic dt ur menstrual flow didn't show,u just pack up. I smell lies...
Calm Down it possible for a woman to be pregnant and still See her PERIOD although it abnormal especially when undergoing a traumatic illness
RomanceRe: My Story. Ladies Pls Be Patient And Read by obiak4(m): 9:53am On Jul 15, 2016
Trudiee:
hian
ure educated n u want to marry an illiterate??
girl, u can't cope with that, trust me.

i have nothing against illiterates.. some of them are enlightened. but some!!! are still living in the stone age.

i just see negative fins here

whether u like it or not, ure his rebound girl. u re a catholic n ure slowly changing ur faith.

my dear, there are ppl who go for nysc n remain the way they are, its all about choice buh i doubt u l be able to convince him cuz.. he sounds opinionated.

but what advice do u need??
What has illetracy got to do with two people who have decide to live for better for worse smh for you
Bae what happened to Redeployment can't u Relocate to lagos
Tell him to fast _ track process So that you can redeploy after the 3weeks orientation in camp back to lagos sikena
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Friend On Facebook Is Asking Me To Giver Money!!! by obiak4(m): 9:45am On Jul 15, 2016
;DElaborare fraud run for the hill bro NO REPUTABLE ORG. COLLECT MONEY FROM APPLICANT OR APPOINTMENT

IF YOU FALL NA YOU SABI

SINCE YOU NO GET BRAIN SEND, $120 MAKE I HELP YOU BUY SLOT FROM THE DARKNET angryElaborare fraud run for the hill bro NO REPUTABLE ORG. COLLECT MONEY FROM APPLICANT OR APPOINTMENT

IF YOU FALL NA YOU SABI

SINCE YOU NO GET BRAIN SEND, $120 MAKE I HELP YOU BUY SLOT FROM THE DARKNET
FamilyRe: Uja's 5 Daughters Who Are All Lawyers Turn Heads In New Photos by obiak4(m): 7:42am On Jul 15, 2016
OKorowanta:
Husbands,raise your fist on any of them and get sued.
Why will a man raise his fist self what happened to dialogue
RomanceRe: Mr Seun Please I Want You To Look Into This Matter by obiak4(m): 10:45pm On Jul 14, 2016
Mr naira land or what ever kingvahala is a name for the most ruthless cultist from greenlander or icelander but he is probably an icelander because They (icelander) are Escaped than most greenlander
The name is derived from ph aro the bull aka vahala soilder vahala is the name give to hitmen from the icelander confraternity
If he is not a street runsman then he is a norseman a. Ka arobager

Have hunted them for many year during school days


May the devil you serve guide you

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