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superCleanworks:
Your reply seems to have been done out of madness. I am saying I am unable to do transactions from my account for two whole days. If your brain was connected to your fingers then you would understand that this is affecting my business and many other things.
If you had looked at the screenshot, you would have seen that I was still trying till 1am while you were PROBABLY sleeping. But you can't see that because your eyes are not connected to your brain.

Calling me mischievous because you have a phone and data. bloody numb skull.



You have shown how your brain works. So i should keep quiet because I am not the only one affected?
If SARS shoots your father & mother, please don't talk because you are not the first or only person affected. Keep exposing your stupidity.
Is my bank not supposed to inform me of such an extensive and dangerous breakdown for about 48hours? Do you have any idea what 48 hours is? Of course not.



This one na mumu. please keep sleeping little boy.


you are a blind man. weeks ago, someone got the details of hundreds of access bank customers because they gave it to him abi? your stupidity is irritating. mumu



Me writing rubbish?
it is your rubbish father and rubbish mother that failed to use a condon that i blame.
I am awake till 1am trying to do things on my account and you don't think I have a lot to lose? Or am i working for your father? Or is your mother funding me?

I don't blame you one bit. your reply shows how shallow your thinking is and you dare not say it to me face to face, you will not be able to talk. but thank God for phone and data.

Mad rabid dog.

Maybe it's the #5 million you have in the bank that is giving you a false sense of power that emboldens you to come online and vomit nonsense from your flea infested gullet...

Bring it on. I'm ready for you!!!

superCleanworks:
Your reply seems to have been done out of madness. I am saying I am unable to do transactions from my account for two whole days. If your brain was connected to your fingers then you would understand that this is affecting my business and many other things.
If you had looked at the screenshot, you would have seen that I was still trying till 1am while you were PROBABLY sleeping. But you can't see that because your eyes are not connected to your brain.

Calling me mischievous because you have a phone and data. bloody numb skull.



You have shown how your brain works. So i should keep quiet because I am not the only one affected?
If SARS shoots your father & mother, please don't talk because you are not the first or only person affected. Keep exposing your stupidity.
Is my bank not supposed to inform me of such an extensive and dangerous breakdown for about 48hours? Do you have any idea what 48 hours is? Of course not.



This one na mumu. please keep sleeping little boy.


you are a blind man. weeks ago, someone got the details of hundreds of access bank customers because they gave it to him abi? your stupidity is irritating. mumu



Me writing rubbish?
it is your rubbish father and rubbish mother that failed to use a condon that i blame.
I am awake till 1am trying to do things on my account and you don't think I have a lot to lose? Or am i working for your father? Or is your mother funding me?

I don't blame you one bit. your reply shows how shallow your thinking is and you dare not say it to me face to face, you will not be able to talk. but thank God for phone and data.

I will say it to your face and more...you can't do more than a dead rat.

So you think you're talking to some church rat you can intimidate?

You are a double bastard and your father and mother before you were also bastards!!!

superCleanworks:
Your reply seems to have been done out of madness. I am saying I am unable to do transactions from my account for two whole days. If your brain was connected to your fingers then you would understand that this is affecting my business and many other things.
If you had looked at the screenshot, you would have seen that I was still trying till 1am while you were PROBABLY sleeping. But you can't see that because your eyes are not connected to your brain.

Calling me mischievous because you have a phone and data. bloody numb skull.



You have shown how your brain works. So i should keep quiet because I am not the only one affected?
If SARS shoots your father & mother, please don't talk because you are not the first or only person affected. Keep exposing your stupidity.
Is my bank not supposed to inform me of such an extensive and dangerous breakdown for about 48hours? Do you have any idea what 48 hours is? Of course not.



This one na mumu. please keep sleeping little boy.


you are a blind man. weeks ago, someone got the details of hundreds of access bank customers because they gave it to him abi? your stupidity is irritating. mumu



Me writing rubbish?
it is your rubbish father and rubbish mother that failed to use a condon that i blame.
I am awake till 1am trying to do things on my account and you don't think I have a lot to lose? Or am i working for your father? Or is your mother funding me?

I don't blame you one bit. your reply shows how shallow your thinking is and you dare not say it to me face to face, you will not be able to talk. but thank God for phone and data.

What business are you doing that has not being done before?

They suddenly made data cheap and dirty uncouth runts like you think they can open their stinking buccal cavity to spill trash!

superCleanworks:
Your reply seems to have been done out of madness. I am saying I am unable to do transactions from my account for two whole days. If your brain was connected to your fingers then you would understand that this is affecting my business and many other things.
If you had looked at the screenshot, you would have seen that I was still trying till 1am while you were PROBABLY sleeping. But you can't see that because your eyes are not connected to your brain.

Calling me mischievous because you have a phone and data. bloody numb skull.



You have shown how your brain works. So i should keep quiet because I am not the only one affected?
Is my bank not supposed to inform me of such an extensive and dangerous breakdown for about 48hours? Do you have any idea what 48 hours is? Of course not.



This one na mumu


you are a blind man. someone got the details to access bank customers because they gave it to him abi? mumu





Me writing rubbish?
it is your rubbish father and rubbish mother that failed to use a condon that i blame.
I am awake till 1am trying to do things on my account and you don't think I have a lot to lose? Or am i working for your father? Or is your mother funding me?

I don't blame you one bit. your reply shows how shallow your thinking is and you dare not say it to me face to face, you will not be able to talk. but thank God for phone and data.

You are a mad dog!

You came from a lineage of mad dogs!

Guess what...I know how to cure mad dogs!!!

Voice of ADP hand of APC!

superCleanworks:
with the crazy rise in banking fraud and with the mad speed at which *BOYZ DEM* can wipe out all your account in 3 minutes

I wonder why Keystone Bank would make their internet banking and USSD unavailable for over 2 days and make customers unable to do any transactions from the ease of their phone. The dangerous part is that you can't check your account and see what is happening thereby making it easy for your account to be WIPED OUT.

This is not the first time and I doubt it will be the last so please Keystone Bank customers should be very alert and careful with this olodo bank. I can't keep taking the risk of banking with such a bank.

What you have written here appears to have been done out of mischief and an intention to cause unnecessary panic among the customers of the bank!

Fine the bank had a network challenge that lasted for days. Now let me ask you these questions:

Was it only your account that was affected by the outage which happened bankwide?

If there is a general network problem which affects all account holders how then would it be possible for Yahoo-Yahoo boys to access your account and steal money?

How does being able to log into your account prevent your money from being stolen?

The best way to keep your account safe is by ensuring that your account details do not fall into the wrong hands!

Keystone Bank is a business which employs and puts food on people's table, therefore I do not understand what you hope to gain my maligning the bank in a public forum with falsehood.

If this rubbish you have written creates a run on the bank and people loose their jobs will you give them new jobs in this post Covid-19 era where jobs are very difficult to come by.

I am not in any way supporting poor service but I can tell you that if a bank had a system failure for two whole days then the cause is something very serious and someone in the bank likely will loose his job or promotion as a result.

Social media is a good invention but as times go on it becomes obvious that a lot of people lack the temperament to use it in a responsible way!

oazeez1991:
Keystone bank dat went ahead 2 produce ATM Card 4 me without me requestin nor filling form 4 it, dey just went ahead 2 withdraw ATM Card money 4rm my account which was opened on purpose, second day of accounting opening 4 dat matter. I had 2 withdraw d left over 4rm my account nd abandon d ATM Card wif dem. Very improper act 4rm a bank. Can't just imagine wat dose usin dem wud be facing.

When you open an account with Keystone Bank they automatically produce an ATM card for you...there is nothing sinister about that.

StagethemTVee:
Just cut the damn sheets already

Do that and be charged for murder

Possiblegee:
Ok


If I’m not wrong 8 or 9 People made a comment at same time which was 9:48 am my question now is which network made that first to comment?? Nor tell me say nah glo cuz nah spectranet I day use for here

It can never be Glo

Sunriserealtors:
Unlike Edo Aketi is still ahead of the game although unexpected surprise is not entirely out of the picture


Meanwhile
We have plots of Lands for sale in;
Nnewi: at Uruagu Nnewi a well developed area of Nnewi. An area that have high tendency to yeild high return on your investment.
Obosi

Na where you see land for Obosi wey you wan sell?

OP stop deceiving yourself

AmericanDad:
Aunty who did I scam

Did you have any business transaction with the creator of this thread?

xtaphare321:
My contact is on my signature, as many screenshots as anyone wants, I will gladly provide.

Did he scam you outrightly or is a business deal that did not go according to plan?

They are two different things

Please provide details here with supporting evidence where necessary.

Olha123:
A very large number of companies offer their services. But not everyone can be trusted. I faced scams twice before I started working with an official trading partner of FC Barcelona. This is the best forex broker on the market right now. Therefore, if you cannot decide, then feel free to start cooperating with the FBS
https://fbs.com/

You're supposed to state the name of the company before providing a link to register with them

Akalia:
I will stake the money. I sure will not loose. There's a winning strategy in place that has being working for a team of gamblers of which I belong to.

That is what they all say!

Cardoz:
A big established pharma manufacturing company with dozens of products in the market, and billions of naira revenue a year is looking for big time investors/people to partner with..

Looking for people who can invest at least 250M+

Serious investors/partners will be shown the factory, books, meet the owners of the company for discussion, etc.

The purpose of this is to expand + increase raw material import capacity..

If you're interested or know someone please buzz me for more details..

Cheers!

Any company that generates revenue in the range of billions of Naira will not have difficulty getting a loan from a bank in Nigeria all things being equal...in fact the banks will be the once chasing you to come and take loans.

Why are they avoiding banks?

Stop lying you washed it

He's doing well

Greatfullheart:
ebuka na big brother house mate b4?

You no know?

Aufbauh:
This Laycon guy is a womanizer. I've observed this his tendency carefully.
Unfortunately he miscalculated by toasting an 'eye opened Erica' who has her eyes on Kidd.

Since when did it become a criminal offence to be a womanizer?

light099:
The thread seemed perfect until I saw 'Africa's biggest Artist, Davido'. Op is obviously pulling off an expensive joke up there and only teasing the Frogged voice. Froggy never claimed himself to be versatile singer. He's only an artiste in the minds of wacks.
Is it composition, lyrical message, singing voice or singing ability? He has non of these, the reason why he sees himself more as a clout chaser than a musician.
'Lonely' by Akon beats all the albums of Froggy and those Chinagorom Onuoha (Africa China) old school songs are way ahead of his unreleased future albums.
Get the record straight, these are some of the greatest artistes in Nigeria - Tuface, Psquare, Lagbaja, Nosa and many others.
Especially you'd notice some of these artistes are multi-talented. Psquare can dance and sing, Lagbaja is a skillful singer and also a good saxophonist. It's only in a clueless indomie generation filled with confused wack kids, you see people pick a talentless frog over multi-talented individuals.
This generation of Nigerian indomie generation are so wack and confused, and are highly susceptible to mental manipulations. They don't know what good, quality premium stuffs look like. That is why it's easy to force any wack down their throats. Musically, Oritsefemi is a better singer than Froggy.

This is sad for Nigeria at 60; the old men are clueless, the younger generation is even more clueless, wack and confused.
Advanced countries are not filled with some clueless people who just got lucky. These are highly sophisticated minds who keep getting their shiit right, over and over.
Y'all can't continue to think like unsophisticated wacks, while you continue to expect your country to look like America. Some things are never achieved by luck or accident. The argument, philosophy and mentality of a typical kid on a forum like this, could make Aristotle writhe in his grave. Too many wacks in the land.
More sadly, as clueless as everyone is, you see that people are still arrogant in ignorance. Never teachable, never taking to corrections, never ready to learn the right thing, just a set of arrogant, ignorant wacks who want their country look like America overnight.
Corruption is just a part of the problem, cluelessness is another epidemic, eating up this great nation. A lot of things call for concern.
Happy 60th independence day.

Who the Bleep is Nosa?

Omihanifa:
The two people shouting how many people voted in the last election are just been cynical

How do you expect people to go and queue up and vote when the winner is already predetermined, voters are not even sure of coming back alive due to violence

Don't mind them

Na so dem go dey talk

okosbaba:
Am in serious need of 4-5million naira loan for just 4 months and I'll pay 10% interest monthly . I have a strong collateral worth more than the loan amount. Kindly assist if you can. It's urgent. Thanks. Reach me on
zero seven zero one one four three zero six three nine.

Is the collateral located in Lagos?

Are all the title documents available?

Are you sure you're not imagining things?

One of the main reasons for these clashes usually has to do with insincerity on the part of some founders...they usually find it difficult to uphold come conditionalities which were given before the investment of fund was made!

Felixjohn2:
Ac
Alloy
Automatic
Fabric chair
Power window call me on 08065381646 Price #550.000

Toyota Corolla for 550K

Anyone who falls for this scam is an idiot!

Okoroawusa:
Obierika where is Okonkwo?

Okonkwo wey don die go since

He shouldn't spend all his money on designer wears in an attempt to look cool...there's still a lot he needs to do with money in order to banish poverty for ever from his lineage!

SmartPolician:
Of course, because a girl has bought it, now it has become olosho car.

Nairaland is home to Nigeria's biggest concentration of disgruntled males.

Keep looking for a girl to tag olosho...don't go and help yourself.

Oga I don't subscribe to the female bashing that goes on here but let's be honest, a manager in a Tier 1 bank in Nigeria will think twice about buying a Range Rover Velar.

Something is obviously not adding up here when a celebrity with no known skills or special and whose only claim to fame is winning the BBN show keeps splurging so much money on cars!

Abeg no be that one dey worry me now

He's been missing for 2 weeks and they're just reporting it now?