arosunshine:


thank u bro 150yrs

Fancylife:
only me know the reason i call it ritual football,d thing have ruined my life to the extent i did a blood covenant that i will never play it again.....say no to ritual foothbal to avoid heart attack

sonya4all:
kindly explain further... is it for 2006 disengaged staff of nitel or only mtel

damsng:
When is it happing. Can anyone help.

onyeezeigbo:
BUHARI WRITES NIGERIANS FROM LONDON HOSPITAL
Dear Naijerians
You fiful are bely wukied, why are you fiful fraying that I should die kuo? Ayam not even dead yet, and all of you fiful are jubilating, then ip I die now, you fiful will just turn za whole kwuontry to carnival na. I was at za foint of death when I heard that za whole kwuontry is jubilating that I am dead, I said "ah ah" I will not die now so that you fiful will not be hafi.
I even heard that afostle Suleman said that Christians should kee my cows and my herdsmen, you fiful should tell that afostle that ip anything hafens to my cows, I will pinish him o.
Por those of you saying that ayam not pighting kwaraption because I cleared Buratai, Dambazau, Amaechi, Kyari, Magu and Babachir of kwaraption like a clearing agent, I want to tell you something, they say "show me your prends and I will tell you who you are" so ip I declare all my forlitical prends kwarapt, won't you fiful say I ayam kwarapt too? Or do you fiful think ayam not wise? I have told you fiful bepor, my farty, za All Frogressive Confidence, Afee cee, is a farty por saints, kwarapt fiful cannot be pound in my farty or guberment.
I want to seize zis ofortunity to call on za National Assembly that ayam not coming back on za 6th op Pebuary again because of some unporseen circumstances, they should allow His Seselency, Za Pice Fresident op za pedral lipublik of Naijeria, Frofesuar Yemi Osibande to kwuotinue to act as za fresident fending when ayam back.
Yoowaa to za pew fiful who still believe in my guberment, Isha Allah change will begin with you bepor it gets to me.
Lest I porget, Tupace is flanning to stage a frotest against my guberment, all I can say to him is dambruba waka shege to him and za pive girls he infregnated.
Signed:
Dr. Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR
©2017

firstclassmumu:
are you trying to call me mumu?

Shortyy:

I'm tempted to insult you right now but I won't. I'm not a member of mmm. I didn't invest in it.

Shortyy:
People are actually getting help, but well idk I'm not even a member of mmm. But my friend got paid yesterday..

neoapocalypse:
i crested the 222 mark


Let me ask you a question , will you repledge ( PH ) if you're eventually paid your money ?

Limerick:
Bro what's 1/1? What does it represents?

So you can afford to lose 30k?
I want to definitely be like you when I grow up

spartoo:
MMM, a tale of a city PH (Port Harcourt) and a country GH (Ghana).

You guys should forget about your money.
Aja Mavrodi ti gbera

MMM - invest 100k get 130k
Bet9ja - invest N100 get 1.2m

Click like for Bet9ja Share for MMM

Keegan:


Who cares,of what benefit is your respect? A nonentity like you.

pedrilo:
typical nigerian girl.
they know notin yet make conclusive and categorical statements.
dnt hate wat u dnt understand cos u will not learn

Yomi6:
Wetin concern me. Make my tickets enter joor

kamatofeelz:

No think am like da I really like kelechi I'm just joking.

kamatofeelz:
iheanacho fit senior u sef. lol my Boy!

Toks2008:


And you think everyone does?

You neva jam some people who are hell bent on looking for pure reasons.

Tell a rich lady you want her and she will say you want her money

Tell a janded lady you want to marry her and she will say you only want a green card.

A rich guy sees a lady who desires him and he says it's because of his money and even a broke cocky guy will say a lady only wants his schlong.

So in essence some people still want to believe that a marriage proposal must be hinged on pure desire but unfortunately it is not.

At least that person wants to be with you for whatever reason so you either accept and put efforts to make it work or continue to wait for a "genuine reason"

Smellymouth:
All these women screaming, "Facck me harder, baby don't cum yet, scatter the punnay, tear the punnay..."

Na dem dey make men take viagra..

If you are a sex freak, just gimme 100gm of tramadol and one bottle of Alomo, I will end your career in one night..

Olutola88:
Even days b4, it never hit 1.85 not to talk of 2.2.

I played it @ 1.7 , 1.6 and also 1.55

judeefcc:
Yawning
The main purpose of yawning is to cool down the brain after it’s been overheated or overloaded.

hopefulLandlord:


show me the stupidity

Joseph wasn't Jesus father biologically speaking

MayorofLagos:


Does it even sound reasonable at all that if Tinubu was floating a new party he will consider Obi as a partner? Obi might be asked to donate money but as far as parity of power Obi has no base. What was his record in APGA, any accomplishment? None! He is a liability abeg.

He has gone to Bourdillon to ask help in tax case . He owes LIRS and his businesses face shut down if he doesnt act fast.

hopefulLandlord:
Even Jesus was not the son of Joseph

so he was conceived outside wedlock

izsmike:
Bad market.... This is just a complete waste of resources. Safety and quality is not something to mess up with

FcMilan:
NEVA LIKED DS MMM frm day 1

but let's stop celebrating d failure all because ur friend asked u to join and u said nop

If we celebrate d failure of Mmm D's way den it goes deep to show how we hate ourselves

wen people were rejoicing abt MMM paying dem u didn't make it a top list gist

nw it has crashed ur making it a top gist jus to mk fun of dem

pls stories lik Dis if nt managed has SUICIDAL effect

let's reduce d MMM post fr Christ sake

Culin:

chill. Let's hope for the best.