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Dygeasy: *in a shaky voice*

See fine boys, I'm scared o! Someborry hold me pls...

let me hold u.

Mr knowitall.:
@ obinnau

Damn dude..your competition is stiff...whats the plan? dude ill advice you to start hitting the gym right now before the competition takes off so you can have some nice toplessss pics..for the ladies...

yea sir i knew it will be so! Already hitting the gym in preparation! Lol.

SniperInADiaper: Of course

Mr knowitall.:
I got money on him..

..but you look like the texas type u sure you not in texas? and how was the old contest? what do u mean by drama?

SniperInADiaper: Of course

Thanks for the support!

We dey wait 4 d tori.

Santino1: ofcourse it is.... more like a cucumber than an orange

lol, and dat is d place ur eye dey go! U bad wella!

odinga1of: Hi fellow nairalanders.


HELP ME AM CONFUSE,

I ve been a regular visitor on this site, but i fnally registered now as a member, let me hit the nail on the head be 4 i blow grammar.

there is this family friend who is a female, although we are not relate in any way but i suddenly started having feelings for her around 2009, but i felt like she is too young and moreover if i let her know my intentions she might told her parents about my motive.
to cut the long story short, we started dating in 2011 and in 2012 she gained admission into a Polythecnic, before then, i was calling her regularly, texting her, even sometime i will jokingly call her my love.

but yesterday something happened, her roommate was flashing me so i called her and introduce my self as usually and the next thing i heard was { hey sorry, Eguono brother) reffering to me as the girl brother.
So i called my girlfriend and ask her why did she told her roommate that we are brothers and sisters, she reluctantly said "wetin we come be before) that did i told her anything.
PLZ MODERATORS PUT THIS ON FRONTPAGE, I REALLY NEDD YOUR ADVICE ON THIS.

I nearly laughed my ass off! Guy because u are close to her doesn't automatically turn her into ur GF!
I can relate to ur case its a matter of dying(loving) for a girl that doesn't even care if u exist!

GH Swagg: Damn!!! This is very rude coming from a mod who I heard bans people for no reason

nothing is rude there bro.

I don't hate my phone, I love it instead. But what I hate about my phone is the battery, I use two fucking batteries on it daily and they won't even serve, if u want to know the device type its a BB 96--!

MY MUM! And urs?

yaksnet: pls who will help me check I scored 204.....36139804BA thnx God go bless u

u have exceeded maximum number of checks

blogger1.0:
Wish i had the time to join this contest...would have luvd to save u guys frm these ugly hungry-looking contestants. SMDH...so many gud lukin chics here but no hot guys to complement...really sad

U SEE UR LIFE? There was not even a pix in ur DP and u are here labeling people who are bold enough to contest as UGLY HUNGRY LOOKING. SMH 4 U.

Mcslize: Obinna depend on which of the exam u took. Is urs ppt or cbt? It is ppt that jamb deducted their score that jamb is upgrading @ Obinna

I wrote PPT

Na lie I just checked mine, still the same 225.

SniperInADiaper: Thanks... im albino.

that's Albino with beauty!

Deliz: So if the list cums out u won't inform us or wat are you trying to say??@presido

can't u understand simple English?

SniperInADiaper: I just meant because there was more competition now.

sniper if I may ask, are U white? Ur DP is lovely.

maclatunji: A Muslim's view on the matter.

http://www.miraclesofthequran.com/scientific_46.html

THE FORMATION OF HAIL, THUNDER AND
LIGHTNING
… He sends down mountains from the sky
with hail inside them, striking with it
anyone He wills and averting it from
anyone He wills. The brightness of His
lightning almost blinds the sight. (Qur'an,
24:43)
The above verse refers to hail and lightning. When
the formation of hail and lightning are examined, it
can be seen that an important meteorological truth is
being indicated in this verse. About the formation of
lightning and hail, the book Meteorology Today says
that a cloud becomes electrified as hail falls through
a region in the cloud of supercooled droplets and ice
crystals. Liquid droplets freeze and release latent
heat as they collide with a hailstone. This keeps the
surface of the hailstone warmer than that of the
surrounding ice crystals. An important phenomenon
occurs when the hailstone comes in contact with an
ice crystal: Electrons flow from the colder object
toward the warmer one. In this way, the hailstone
becomes negatively charged. This effect also occurs
when supercooled droplets come in contact with a
hailstone and small pieces of positively charged ice
break off. These particles, which are lighter and
positively charged, are carried to the upper part of
the cloud by currents of air. The hail has a negative
charge now, and falls towards the bottom of the
cloud, thus the lower part of the cloud becomes
negatively charged. These negative charges are then
discharged as lightning. It may be concluded from
this that hail is the main factor in the formation of
lightning.57
In the following verse, however, attention is drawn to
the link between rain clouds and lightning, and to the
order of formation, information that parallels that
discovered by science:
Or [their likeness is] that of a storm-cloud
in the sky, full of darkness, thunder and
lightning. They put their fingers in their
ears against the thunderclaps, fearful of
death… (Qur'an, 2:19)
Rain clouds are tremendous masses covering 20 to
260 square metres (10 to 100 square miles) and
reaching great vertical heights of 9,000 to 12,000
metres (30,000 to 40,000 ft.). Due to these
extraordinary dimensions, the lower part of these
clouds are dark. It is impossible for the Sun's rays to
pass through them, because of the large quantities of
water and ice particles they contain. Very little solar
energy therefore reaches the Earth through the
clouds, which is why the clouds appear dark to
someone looking up at them.58
The stages of the formation of thunder and lightning
after that darkness, mentioned in the verse, are as
follows: An electrical charge forms inside the rain
cloud. This comes about as a result of such processes
as freezing, the division of raindrops and charge
formation during contact. The accumulation of such
electrical charges, when the air between becomes
unable to insulate them, leads to a great spark, a
discharge between the positive and negative fields.
The voltage between two oppositely charged areas
can reach 1 billion volts. The spark can also form
within the cloud, can cross between two clouds, from
a positively charged area to a negative one, or be
discharged from the cloud to the ground. These
sparks form dazzling lightning strikes. This sudden
increase in the electrical charge along the line of
lightning causes intense heat (10,000 degrees
Centigrade). As a result, there is a sudden expansion
of the air, which in turn causes the loud noise
associated with thunder.59
The thunder glorifies His praise, as do the
angels, out of fear of Him. He discharges the
thunderbolts, striking with them anyone He
wills. Yet still they argue about Allah when He
is inexorable in His power!
(Qur’an, 13:13)
As has been discussed, dark layers, followed by the
electrically charged sparks known as lightning, and
then the loud noise called thunder, form within a rain
cloud. Everything modern science has established
about clouds, and has to say about the causes of
thunder and lightning, is in complete accord with the
descriptions in the Qur'an.
57. C. Donald Ahrens, Meteorology Today: An
Introduction to Weather, Climate and Environment,
3rd ed. (St. Paul: West Publishing Company: 1988),
437.
58. Athar Lila, “The Quran and Modern Physics,” 10
December 1998, http://webhome.idirect.com/~alila/
Writings/Physics.htm.
59. Ibid.

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so that they will rubbish students like they did last year and this year.

When it comes to cases like this, science and religion are usually at loggerheads, u can't really predict which is which.

SniperInADiaper: It means your chances of winning just went down.

no it just went up! I won't clarify so I won't pull the veil off peoples eyes!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]
These are our bonafide contestants. The rest are "hot air blowers" as far as this contest is concerned. . .

Verified Nominees
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Dygeasy
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Obinnau.
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wow more nominees! That's good.

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Since I started using phones, I haVe never bought brand new and I can assure u that they all served me well!

maclatunji: I am not sure about the bolded. I picked up my current ATM from a separate branch from what is called "my branch" by the bankers. You know, when they ask you (whilst feeling so important): where is your branch?.

I have not been to any branch of First Bank in a very long time. Hence, I cannot comment on their activities.

GTBank is streamlining its operations and is encouraging its customers to go cashless and adopt internet banking. Hence, from a management perspective they are being efficient. In the long term,their decision may be validated when majority of their customers adopt e-banking against conventional banking. First Bank is also doing great in this regard. I think both banks are the clear leaders when it comes to e-banking.

yea they are encouraging E-banking but they should implement the attendant security that comes with it. My GF lost all her money yesterday to unknown persons, they hijacked her pin and used it to withdraw everything!

UNI all d way!
U waste time acquiring a certificate that won't get u anywhere in POLY!

Princessmel: I don't know how it happened but recently since I got back with my ex, I realised I am actually now in love with someone else!

Is this actually possible or is my heart just playing games with me? The only problem is that this someone else has a girlfriend and I have no intention to split them but I'm helpless

U need help!!!!!

U just need to be careful in such relationships. Cos they take ur time more than U can imagine. Most people advising against such are players or are u a player?

Texas.Cowgirl:
lmao!!

I was #JnrProf last time before he got dropped out, now I'm on team again. Omo yen fine bi chocomilo. The rest na wash (except for CFCFan)

haba u wan hang us b4 d real show?