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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 2:04pm On Jan 28, 2017

HARDDON:
hey ! so you were eavesdropping? that was all in my head! havent you heard the song : "In my head" by Jason Derulo ?

BTW I sent you a mail na! You nor wan reply me back oh

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 1:51pm On Jan 28, 2017

HARDDON:
hey ! so you were eavesdropping? that was all in my head! havent you heard the song : "In my head" by Jason Derulo ?

no, but all in my head by fifty five harmony undecided

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 1:43pm On Jan 28, 2017

HARDDON:
My Mind:for her to say that, and even wano bet on it......she already did!

Me: yea i know. but our hands are so full @ the moment.....no dont, dont.....

My Mind: Even if we were to consider her in the future, she is dark in completion (we luv creamy fair, spotless, sleek skin), her eyes, though not crystal white, are lovely but huge, her lips are so kissable though, but we dont know if she wud know how to use them! . let's not mention her nose please, whyt big teeth with no noticeable diastema, her neck is somewhat close to what we luv, she is 5'6, two inch short of our standard, her cup is somewhere in the 38D-40" range( big 38 , medium 40 most probable ) and finally, she is so tender @ heart. awwww

Me: arrrh! tot i told you not to? stop going on the lose n analyzing people !

My Mind: but that is how you brought me up....

Me: yea i know. Only do that when i ask you to, k?

My Mind: aiit, Boss! one more thing, she has no guy presently!

Me: arrrhhhhh, does that improve our knowledge bank ryt now? besides, u know we luv challenges . so snap out of it! we are @ capacity

My Mind: Sure Boss! Target Practice then?

Me: No, not here. aiit, daz it with this. Go on with the other assignment i gave you earlier in the day.

What's going on hiah! undecided

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 9:05am On Jan 26, 2017

okwypascal:
thanks man, ur head is there and I appreciate.

gee u and this ur moniker set, u go jus wake one morning turn f

Chai! e go good na. I go just chop all of them nice guys money finish grin

I go con turn back to M, de advice them grin

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 7:03am On Jan 26, 2017

okwypascal:
boss boss boss
give me more of this ur class drills, cos right now all the gals don dey carry my gist round that am too proud, cus I don't talk to them and the ones that do DM me from our GC, I do take week to reply to Hi, I jus do what most guys haven't done to them. and u know how law gals do behave, I joined them through direct entry, so am the mystery.
the heat is everywhere boss, I can't start melting now, give me tips, arm me men cos I gats no loose

Oga relax they would always talk bout chu ! Just keep doing your thing don't flop and go out of your dominance you've started already, don't go and start saying you sorry you wanted to... You taught that... And all that! Just relax and watch the game change in a few amount of time. As long as you always smile,keeping your head up and having that alpha male trait of not giving a damn, as long as you always keep that smile on whenever you talk to others, just watch them ass they start drooling over you grin

#experience tongue

so long after that, you don't start acting desperate then you've blown every single thing you've been on since day one angry

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TV/Movies › Re: See Comedy Skits I Shot With My Infinix Hot Note! by Obiomon: 6:43am On Jan 26, 2017

wilsonreuben:
Story! How did you know that what i replied is bad? Don't deceive your small head and fish brain.

Mark 10:18

if you find this disrespectful or offensive, i am sorry. We are not fighting just play along.

what is this one saying angry

TV/Movies › Re: See Comedy Skits I Shot With My Infinix Hot Note! by Obiomon: 7:57pm On Jan 25, 2017

wilsonreuben:
Like real CUM?

no spoil me please grin

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 7:56pm On Jan 25, 2017

NLjona:
i don land ... where is that bad son of a good fada called obiomon?

i have gist for you guys!!.. I've discovered a fun way of making a girl think of you as the first thing immediately she wakes up.. ALWAYS!!!

I DEY COME MAKE I TYPE AM

boss harddon i have come to contribute my own little piece of my shiny blue balls too.....oya no they imagine am!! gay lk u!

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 11:55pm On Jan 24, 2017

HARDDON:
So itz not money button we got to press? Tell us some of d right button gee, we wano learn!
Cos u just said some srz tins now.

How can a gurl not chose who she falls for?

coz of the feelings bro! grin

(Pauses) for 5 sec....

There are a lot of ways to answer that buh i will stress the little I Can at this moment

One of the buttons is the..

Emotional buttons grin

!

AND... Pushing the right buttons breaks the deal!

A girl can't be attracted to a guy who gives her the same thing as she expects from a guy! Being unpredictably different brings her to her toes,wanting to know why you ain't like them other niggas and when she keeps guessing,she keeps trying to know y! Butt won't find out!

Talking bout the emotional buttons and this one triggers their curiosity alot! She's happened to have a fight with me today and hungs up on me! The normal expectation is she would be expecting me to call back and in fact blowing up her phone with series of am sorry messages and shi ! But she ain't getting non! This makes her curios, she wants to know why you ain't calling back. 4 days days gone am still on her mind! With series of thoughts going in and out! (you already know the possible throught, not naming any) so this puts her on the edge and increases the attraction towards me and unknowingly falling in love already grin

Which creates the emotional attraction (m putting it that way) tongue

My hand de pain me oooooooooo if I wan talk weti de my mind finish, I won't leave here!

PS. I didn't go through what I just typed (no time) so y'all should get the drill Huh! wink

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 11:40pm On Jan 24, 2017

Lawlahdey:
Love

love Kwa

!
WhoRIs this one sef grin

fvamus jor tongue

this ain't your territory

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 11:26pm On Jan 24, 2017

But on some serious shii! A gurl doesn't choose who she falls for, that's why most you see some gurls cheating on their bfs who be rich and spoils them with a lot of cash and all that for some dude who does spend non, even on the gel the use on their hair!

One thing is for sure, if you know your game and it'z tight there's a possibility every gurl falls for u, well as long as you press the right buttons! grin

so y'all should wake up and make it work, don't come here and read and go!

Am ouh!!! undecided

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 11:19pm On Jan 24, 2017

Ustec:
You are contradicting it...
Trust me,the girl wunt fall for that guy if the guy GAME AINT TIGHT...

of course I know grin

TV/Movies › Re: See Comedy Skits I Shot With My Infinix Hot Note! by Obiomon: 11:13pm On Jan 24, 2017

Amm Cuming

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 10:59pm On Jan 24, 2017

Ustec:
I will say THEY DONT to some extent...
At some point,you told us they re imaginative beings..

And since the attraction stage may be full of imaginative stuffs they can literally fall for it,..which will eventually leads to sex,and then love comes in.!

NOOOOOOO

Y'all getting this the wrong way! Come on a gurl chooses who she falls for, look at it, it's simply simple. Now a gurl is walking to her hostel quietly after the worst lecture day of her life! Along the line some regular dude sees her drops some few lines to her face making her laugh out loud grin

And types her number of his phone and off he goes ! grin

only for her to come to her realisation(WTF just happened shocked

) and he gets a call from him after a few days, anticipating for his call! cry

..still not in control of what's happening laughing her ass off with curiosity to know who thee Nigga iz and then you hear the regular question WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?? embarassed

and then she....

See your head grin

see as you just serious de read grin

face your front jare.. Una Don spoil finish... cheesy

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 10:45pm On Jan 24, 2017

Typing ... angry

Romance › Re: What Were Those Superstitious Things You Believed In When You Were Younger by Obiomon(op): 2:57pm On Jan 22, 2017

Incrizz:
Okay. Word substitution gone wrong

I liked you as a sister you...balloon head!

lol! I never knew my head was like that of a balloon grin

You just telling me! I guess you already knew more about me than me myself! cheesy

! What else do you know grin

Romance › Re: Relationship Experts Only by Obiomon: 7:39pm On Jan 21, 2017

Why lies

Tomorrow is Sunday, if you clap those hands you used in typing this lies, God will look for your house angry

Romance › Re: What Were Those Superstitious Things You Believed In When You Were Younger by Obiomon(op): 4:42pm On Jan 21, 2017

CoolVoice:
1. You Dont touch or eat duck egg... Years down the line my cousine will cook, fry, roast duck egg.. He's alive with is wife and kids. Lol

2. If you touch any girl she'll get pregnant... So I didn't have sex till I was very matured.. But within the space of two years after i get to know.....I've done a looooooooottttt all kinda shiiiit except gay shiiiit..

lol better don't come and spoil us hiAR oh! grin

we still be virgins! We still waiting till our wedding night

Romance › Re: What Were Those Superstitious Things You Believed In When You Were Younger by Obiomon(op): 2:47pm On Jan 21, 2017

she's a Jamaican grin

TrapQueen77:
I am not a Nigerian..

Romance › Re: What Were Those Superstitious Things You Believed In When You Were Younger by Obiomon(op): 2:36pm On Jan 21, 2017*

Incrizz:
Obiomon who are all these "mentors" on Nairaland encouraging guys to thrash-talk when talking to a female??
It's really annoying
There's only one thing I don't like about you and that's it

#Incrizz

LMAO! Trash talk. shocked

!? Oh come on gurl, You have no idea what trash talkin iz that's why you said that! Is there anyway I will come to you and start trash talking you? , go check what it TRULY means and bring your Lil ass over hiar to explain how ignorant you were! grin

Your liking me already? Lol why didn't you say that earlier undecided

! And we barely know each other

OK text me with this 0701 025 02** but make sure you send your picture forSt lemme see who has the !

PS guard that number up there very well, I cherish it more than glo does !

#obiomon

Romance › Re: What Were Those Superstitious Things You Believed In When You Were Younger by Obiomon(op): 1:30am On Jan 18, 2017

Incrizz:
Lol..why do you think I spoke in parable huh?

PS
The day I found out was the day I made the post okay??

Huh?? for truth!?? shocked

gurl you need some serious whooping on that little ass of yours grin

if you try that again I we bite ur big nose [url][/url] grin

Fashion › Re: The Most Beautiful Girl In Owerri (Photos) by Obiomon: 12:18am On Jan 16, 2017

NLjona:
meet most beautiful girl in owerri ..

the guy on white be wondering like.. "omo this girl too wogly na"

no his like! Baby you sure u Don wonno comover

Romance › Re: What Were Those Superstitious Things You Believed In When You Were Younger by Obiomon(op): 12:39pm On Jan 08, 2017

Incrizz:
My Mum told me that one day while she was out, she came by the foot of an overhead bridge.
There was a little crowd gathered there.
She felt God nudging her to go there, otherwise she ordinarily would have ignored them.

A man lay on the ground looking quite dead.
Every one said he was dead.
She said she could hear the voice of God loud and clear within her that she should give him a drink.
So, she poured little water into his mouth.
The guy awoke.

How is that for susperstition??

***
Obiomon how could you do this to me?
I loved "her"; one of a kind; jovial, free spirited, friendly.
I was intrigued by her and thought I have finally found a jewel in the sack.
How could you?

woah whoa! I really didn't see this coming ! Well you would have told me instead! My quoting you was based on you sharing your superstition coz every kid then had what he or she ignorantly believed in like everyone else here!

Romance › Re: What Were Those Superstitious Things You Believed In When You Were Younger by Obiomon(op): 9:11am On Jan 08, 2017

makydebbie:

God bless our parents!

amen to that!
Oya come and be going to church! tongue

and give the devil your middle finger angry

Romance › Re: What Were Those Superstitious Things You Believed In When You Were Younger by Obiomon(op): 8:47am On Jan 08, 2017

makydebbie:
If you whistle in the night, you'll invite snakes. Scared sh¡t outta me

yeah yeah

I remember this one too LMAO! so crazy! my mama will scold me if I try whispering to my favorite songs

Romance › Re: What Were Those Superstitious Things You Believed In When You Were Younger by Obiomon(op): 8:45am On Jan 08, 2017

incrizz !!! where thou at?? cheesy

come and drop your story jare! grin

come tell us how your mommy told you that if you talk to any boy you will become pregnant after 2 days tongue

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Romance › Re: What Were Those Superstitious Things You Believed In When You Were Younger by Obiomon(op): 8:43am On Jan 08, 2017*

Cholls:
my brother if you ate mango with garri you will die.

oh yeah this one reminds me of the one that went viral then that if you eat paw paw and coke together one won't live to see the next day! a time came I forgot, you should come and look at me as I was reciting all the memory verses I know from the Bible! embarassed

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Romance › What Were Those Superstitious Things You Believed In When You Were Younger by Obiomon(op): 9:37am On Jan 07, 2017

yeah! yeah! I know this not the thread for this, buh na here better people de!

mine when I was a kid was that the devil lived beneath the ground grin

that whenever I do something bad I will look at the ground and blame the devil! crazy right!? : embarassed

and whenever my food falls to the ground my friends then would say we shouldn't pick it that the devil has eaten it already!! LMAO # cheesy

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Realistic Pencil Drawing Of This Little Boy by Obiomon: 1:52am On Jan 05, 2017

Nljona come an see o grin

shay I Te u undecided

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