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iLegend:
Hahaha. Obiomon is Lara's new boyfriend. Hmm. I'll go and look for my own too.

iLegend:
I'm responding to you last, cuz I don't know you. schoooooldent how you dey? To answer your question, you need to read this long note.

Yes, I always shave/shape it when I barb. Why do I shave it? Read this. My eyebrow was so dark, naturally lined and thick.

As a teenager, some girls started making fun of me by accusing me of using my mum's eye pencil, abi na eyeliner. I get embarrassed by men and women always accusing me of being skinny, using eyeliner, lipstick and eye lashes (cause my eyebrow and lashes were so thick as if I fixed them). My case is always odd and different even till date everyone questions my name. They'll say something like: wow! I haven't heard of that or it's unique or what's the meaning? Or Where are you from? Or Are you sure you're a Nigerian? Then, in my mind I'll be like, chaii this person wan embarrass me again after all the things wey I suffer for secondary school. Whenever I'm in a congregation my mental prayer request to God is always for them not to call names. I love my 3 letters name with passion, but it draws unnecessary attention to me. The attention is cool, but it triggers nervousness when all eyes are on me. I go just dey pray for my mind make God break ground make I enter. The way everybody go dey look me and what if them con hand me microphone make I talk and the girl way I dey crush on dey there I con fûckup. No be die? Hahaha!

Back to the story. So, since 2008, whenever I go to the salon, I tell the barber to remove it. Cuz it looked more like ladies' features. As a teenager, I didn't know the natural thick eyelashes, eyeliner and lipsticks they were accusing me of was an admiration. I thought it was all bad feathers. (I go out some people go just conclude start to dey attack me by saying, "Why you dey use lipstick, you be woman?" With this amount of bullying I started using my dad's black polish to darken my lips. Sadly, my dad started hiding his polish, so I started using charcoal. The more charcoal I apply on it the more pinkish or reddish it gets when I wash it to eat. I go com dey ask God why in dey suffer me like this?

Some guys for school go tell me say I be gay. Me I go just laugh cuz inside my mind I dey reason the kind fine handwriting wey I go use write love letter give my classmate named Oluchi cuz fear no gree me go talk toram in person. In fact, even if fear gree wetin I go even talk self. Lol.

Lesson learned. Those people who were calling me skinny were my secret motivation to hit the gym. So, when someone makes fun of you, take advantage of it. It's very hard for someone to mention something bad I cannot relate to. Lol. This shows that I went through hell just to be a man and now I kinda love the hell people made me go through. And I need more of it now that is know the value.

With all these my long long replies dem for this thread. If we convert this particular thread to book com put for Amazon, Createspace or give am to you Lara to hawk for your school u sure say we no go make small moni from am? Think think think lets grow rich together. I dey wait for your suggestion o cuz I know say u na one smarts-ass.

iLegend:
You're lucky, but before the end of this month, they'll force you to upgrade before you can use WhatsApp. Just watch out. I know Mr. Zuckerberg.

Theresa1990:
obiomon n adegunwa4real

we will b there, so get ready

Theresa1990:
don't worry, he will only watch us

Godlovesme521:
Is like you go like ffuckc well well o

Chai..hope say your boo prick long like my own


The last girl I shook prick put for her Toto..she halla die

I de dig am.like borrow pit..she de shout say my prick Long o..I just nor send..


Steady knacking.. From the back

Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa


She say I sabi ffuck o..I just smile

Godlovesme521:
I don't clown.. Everyone has is own tactics son

Give me 3days I go fork that girl toto

Theresa1990:
Seu.n logged me out, can't loggin my previous acct so I created anoda1

Theresa1990:
itz PRESTIGERHYME

my birthday mate, longest tym

BadBullet:
will you just tell us already

Theresa1990:
lols



obiomon

larabae13:
lol u need deliverance Which wan be d EX wey u dey put for my name?

prettythicksme:
Register another dude,no time.

prettythicksme:
Register another dude,no time.

TheValiant:
Lol, I don't get it

larabae13:
obi, wehdone oo explicit content indeed

TheValiant:
As long as I don't need to register inorder to Bleep the bejeezus out of her, we're good.

TrapQueen77:


Tnxxx

Incrizz:
Ahahaha
gosh...my tummy
You thought twas amazing??
You're just a clown lol.

It looks...it looks like a lizard..lol

TrapQueen77:




I did in the past... But still my former bf insisted me to come to visit him.. We ended up snuggling each other in the sofa while watching some movies

Incrizz:
Lol..Did you draw that thing on your profile?

Nairaboi:
This one is a big shit i think might just get me carried away. Am attracted in a very special way to this woman(she is married) has a baby boy for the hubby, she is really into me, but i don't know if towing the line of a married woman is advisable? One fay i sent her a text "how are you doing sweetheart, don't know why you hate me this much, but just know that you are always on my mind. She now replied "Haba! anyone who said i hate you is a liar,wished she met me before she got married".
if i don't call her within two days, she will buzz my phone and say i have forgotten her. I have never really contemplated having "body contact" with her. What am i suppose to do to break her defenses, and how do i go about such a task(based on married young lady parole)

Cc.HARDDON
OKWYPASCAL
OBIOMON
NLJONA
LORDZERO
USTEC et al all the bosses. . .